(PS: Valentine's Day special, you have to vent all your grievances on sabotage, the timeline is during Operation Rixel, the protagonist's daily negative picking, is an independent story, and it does not affect the advancement of the plot.) Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo）

Since I have been addicted to hot springs recently, I returned to my room steaming hot after soaking in the hot springs today.

Pushing open the door, I was in the middle of the living room, sitting cross-legged on a soft velvet blanket.

Paul was on the balcony carefully wiping his greatsword, and the look in his eyes was really tender, while Alice and Ah Shu were wrapped in bath towels, lying leisurely on the large bed in the room, constantly destroying the mysteries they had bought during the day.

Because of this, Nia is the only one who grabs land with me on the couch in front of the stove.

These people really don't look like they're here to save lives.

Lately, I've been thinking more and more that hitting Raymond or something is probably an impossible task.

After all, when you think about it, Raymond is the king of the lichs.

That's a lich, completely immune to physical attacks, touching magical defense, and even suffering from all kinds of ailment magic as long as you come into contact with them, good at necromancy and cursed magic, worthy of the name of the king of the undead.

And Raymond is the king of the kings of the undead.

A big man of that level, trying to defeat him with us salted fish who are not in the stream, is really too inflated and arrogant.

An opponent of this level, let alone a head-on fight, is scary just thinking about it.

In that case, don't worry about it so much, that is, I should have died centuries ago, and now I've lived so long, I've earned it no matter how I think about it. Then change your plans and at least live comfortably before you die.

In this way, there is one thing that I want to finish before I die again......

"I want a girlfriend. ”

- I said. After hearing this, the audience fell silent for an instant.

And then......

Speaking of which, Alice thinks the asparagus she eats at noon is really delicious, not only is it fresh, but she also uses [two knives] to cut herself into pieces on the plate, just like Paul's brother, very manly. ”

"Lord Alice, although it is true that I was the one who cut off my head, please don't bring it up again. ”

"That's right, Alice. It's very rude for you to poke someone in the sore spot by saying this, and the cause of this incident has something to do with you, so apologize to Paul quickly, so that the concubine will take you to play tomorrow. ”

Then, with an apologetic look of what I understood, Alice said sorry to Paul.

The three of them, who seemed to be ignoring me, were saying a lot of slots.

"Okay, it's decided! Let's have a meeting, tentatively on [How to help that handsome skeleton find a girlfriend]"

"Now, Sister Felicia, Uncle Bone's brain is burned out again. Alice had already said that he would not soak in the hot spring for so long if he only had his skeleton left, and the only remaining bit of brain had been evaporated. ”

Alice pulled Ah Shu beside her, and looked at her with a very rude look.

Recently, Alice's attitude has become more and more casual.

Since being poisoned by Ah Shu, this werewolf Lori has become more and more uncute, including now Ah Shu is also instilling some of her own cult theories, and it is estimated that she will become a copy of Ah Shu in the future.

A defective character that thinks so highly of self that you will be bullied in school.

"It's useless to refute, I've already decided. You learn from Nia and see her attitude of obediently listening to the lecture from the beginning. ”

Hearing me say this, Nia shook her head as if frightened.

"Eh, is that so? I just didn't understand what you meant by your girlfriend. ”

I see.

Speaking of which, there doesn't seem to be such a concept as a girlfriend in another world, it seems that when they are older, there are good Samaritans to introduce blind dates, and the concept is backward to this extent, I really don't know how they reproduce.

No, maybe I'm not qualified to say that others are lagging behind.

"I'm not talking about it casually, you think about it. Alice and Ah Shu, you are very selling as a Genki Lori character and a tsundere beauty character. Paul is also very handsome and upright, this type will be very comfortable anywhere. ”

With exaggerated movements, I turned my head and couldn't keep up with the crowd of people.

"But I'm not the only one! I'm a little bit of that for myself, but I'm too ordinary!"

Hearing me say this, several people nodded with feeling.

Damn, it looks like they don't understand what they're saying at all, but these guys will only cooperate when they hear something that is beneficial to them.

"I don't know what you mean, Uncle Bone, but you're praising us. ”

Judging from the lines and tone, there should be no problem, but the concubine always feels that tsundere is not a good adjective. Why does this guy Estheinru often utter a lot of words that don't mean anything? ”

I didn't expect a native of another world like Ah Shu to be able to tell that I wasn't saying good things.

But what to say......

"Tsundere is the word of my original world, don't worry, it should be a compliment, but it doesn't matter. Speaking of which, Ah Shu, you really meet all the conditions of tsundere perfectly, but when it comes to tsundere, I only wear blonde hair and double ponytails. ”

"I can't understand what you're an idiot trying to say. ”

After glancing over with puzzled eyes, Ah Shu also didn't ask any more questions.

"Boss Essioin, Boss Essioin. What am I from?"

"Nia, you're a pet. ”

I put Nia, who didn't know what the impact was, and made a summary.

"You see, I'm also a candidate for the Demon King, if I don't even have a harem, then I'll be behind the rest of my peers in all aspects. So I thought about it, thinking that I really should still have a fiancée...... You know what I'm trying to say, right?"

"I don't understand at all. ”

The one who answered this sentence was Alice, who honestly heard the last.

――I would say these things at such a time, not without my own considerations.

To put it bluntly, I think that with our current state, the possibility of being wiped out in the hands of Raymond in the end is amazing. That being the case, I want to fulfill my dream of ending my life as a single dog before I die.

Although I can't do anything as a skeleton, I think at least when I'm dead......

can openly say lines like "When this battle is over, I will go back to my hometown and get married".

It's a thought, so that you won't die too coldly.

"To put it bluntly, it's a fiancée. Speaking of fiancée, Paul, you are the one who is engaged to marry, it seems that the beautiful little girl named Melia, how did you meet?"

"Well, I'm embarrassed to talk about it. The first time we met was in the belly of the drakemon......"

"Stop, Paul, you don't have to say it, I know. ”

I immediately stopped Paul, who seemed a little embarrassed, but really wanted to keep talking.

After listening to the first sentence, I knew that this kind of love development was not for me.

No matter how much I meet a beautiful girl, I won't die to crawl into the belly of the earth dragon beast to seek an encounter, and I guess I will be dried up by stomach acid before I find the heroine who lives in another world of my generation.

Really, at such a critical moment, one by one is so useless.

"Alice and Nia are too young. Ashu, do you want to consider joining my harem?"

"What-!?I thought that your idiot had performed well in Rixel, but I didn't expect that he was still a waste wood who was delusional all day long. Be careful that I rub you into ashes, stupid pig. ”

With a smile full of danger signals, Ah Shu looked like he was about to make a move.

It doesn't seem to work.

But I didn't put my hopes in her.

"I know it's difficult, so please keep an eye on it, and let me know if you find a woman who meets the following criteria. The general content is that you look between eighteen and twenty or thirty years old, with good facial features, preferably blonde hair or different pupils......"

After about ten minutes of introduction, Alice interrupted me impatiently.

"Wait, wait. Uncle Bone, you're about to become the perfect woman in the legend, but it's impossible to have that kind of existence in reality, and only the God of Creation can cultivate this kind of character. ”

No, I know maybe it's a bit unrealistic.

But it's hard to come to a different world, and it's a bit ...... to find an ordinary passerby girl to spend the rest of your life It's not impossible, but no matter how you say it, I'm still a little unwilling.

I understand that the conditions are a bit harsh, but no matter how I put it, it is not only the creator god......

"That's it!!"

Lori the werewolf seemed frightened by my words, but I didn't have time to pay attention to her.

"Alice, you're smart sometimes! Since you can't find it, it's better to raise one yourself! Isn't it often that there are beautiful girl dream factories opened by retired brave people and the like!"

"Ahh What to do? ”

"It's alright, Alice. It will be fine in a few days, but this is the normal state of the skeleton. ”

Since just now, there have been two guys saying very hot lines.

But there's no time to pay attention to them now.

That's right.,Fiancée who was cultivated from scratch or something.,Isn't it a little bit of a tame feeling when you say it.。

If you take care of it from the beginning, you can rest assured that you can cultivate your personality and style, and you don't have to worry about regulations such as starting with three years and the maximum death penalty. No matter how bad it is, it's a cute sister.

Oh, that's a pretty good plan!

No, considering that I'm currently undead, it's best to choose a longevity race as a predetermined candidate.

Some of the elves and some of the royal families of the Sea Clan are good.

And not only that, when it comes to the special races that can learn transmogrification, there are actually many high-level demonic beasts and sentence dragons. It's a different world, and it's distressing to have too many choices.

"I'm going out a little bit. Let's see if you can pick up a dragon egg in the nearby forest, and you can go free. ”