A nickname is not only a homonym for a name, but also a summary of a person's characteristics. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The name of the person who called my uncle is quite literary, his name is Han Bugou, but his nickname is very down-to-earth, he is Han Dagou.

Uncle Big Dog is about the same age as his uncle, and his identity is also an orphan. However, compared with his uncle who has been doing odd jobs before, Uncle Big Dog's life is obviously much better.

He has a formal job, although the job is only a security guard, but among the low-level people, it can be regarded as a good job without hard work.

The reason why Uncle Big Dog is called Uncle Big Dog is that being a security guard is on the one hand, and on the other hand, he is a bit of a "dog" when he does things, and his nose rubs around like a dog's nose.

"Well, new clothes. The uncle replied to the big dog with a happy expression. The reason why he doesn't like to take off this set of clothes is that of course there are factors such as new clothes, but more because he wants to "return home".

"Have you found a new job?" Han Bugou reached out and tugged at the corner of his uncle's clothes, touching the fabric as if he knew very well, "It's a good dress." ”

"I found a new job, and the uniform issued by the company felt good and I wore it back. Uncle said.

"What kind of job? Find one for Xiaoqiao, such a big guy, how can he do odd jobs every day. Our company is recruiting people these days, and I plan to let Xiaoqiao try it. ”

"This ......" The enthusiasm on the uncle's face subsided a lot, "No need......

Uncle is like this is the reason, this is not the first time that Han Bugou has come to "help" Gao Qiao find a job. Once or twice, the uncle still ate and drank well to entertain the big dog, but the third time, even stupid people could react.

Later, I inquired with others and found out that this is a classic routine of Han Bugou, how much money does the security guard only have a month, how can it be enough for him to spend like that, he doesn't know how many people who want to find a job by relying on this trick.

Since then, my uncle has also been with others, calling him Han Dagou.

"How can you not use it?" Han Dagou's fat arm suddenly hooked his uncle's shoulder like a hemp rod, and his landlord's uncle said seriously, "In this book, we people are being bullied, and we must hold a group and face difficulties together." Otherwise, even if we starve to death and die of disease, who will care!"

"That's not necessary. Uncle's expression was reluctant, but he didn't want to really tear his face with Han Dagou.

Takahashi looked at his uncle's embarrassed appearance and said, "Uncle Big Dog, I got a job." ”

"What kind of job?" Uncle Big Dog said with exaggerated surprise, "You can also get a job?"

"I got a job. Takahashi's eyes stared at Han Bugou's eyes and said very seriously.

"You, your nephew can really joke!" Han Bugou looked at his uncle outside, with an expression that your nephew really knew how to joke.

The uncle showed a helpless expression, and at the same time, taking advantage of Han Bu's inattention, he pulled Gao Qiao's clothes and glanced at Gao Qiao.

Takahashi nodded, he understood what his uncle meant.

If Han Bugou just helped people "find jobs", he would not have the widely spread name of Han Dagou.

What's even more terrifying about him is that if he knows that you're doing better than him, then you won't be able to live your life.

Not only will he come to eat every day, but he will also see what he takes, and after taking it, he will say, "Why are you so distressed, you are doing so well, can't you give me some points?" Do you remember when you first came, life was so miserable, who helped you?"

It stands to reason that people like Han Dagou were not killed a long time ago, or at least disabled. But Han Dagou can still rub food everywhere alive now, which shows that he still has some skills.

"I got a job. This is the third time Takahashi has repeated.

Disturbing flying insects, circling the dim lamp overhead.

"Really?" Han Dagou was still a little incredulous, and he continued to ask, "What job?"

"Play the game. Takahashi said with a straight face.

"Playing games? What kind of job is that? Not serious, right? Child, you listen to your uncle, you have hands and feet, find a serious job. Han Dagou said.

Before Takahashi could answer, his uncle blew up, and he yelled, "Why do you say that my nephew's job is not a serious job?"

Uncle watched Takahashi's performance in the afternoon today, and was already convinced that his nephew had done something great. Not only myself, but all those who came from China, who could make so many people cheer in this book, even if it was a child. This kind of work is not serious, what kind of work is serious?

Big dogs, although dogs, know how to measure. Uncle is an honest man, he has never seen him angry, but he knows that it is often the outbursts of honest people that are the most terrible.

"Okay, playing games is serious work! You bought so many things to celebrate?" If Han Dagou is really a dog, the breed should be Shar Pei, and the four words "no face and no skin" are vividly displayed in him.

After all, it is a "fellow countryman", the uncle thought about it and nodded.

The three of them squeezed into a tatami room, which was extremely crowded. Then remove the stove used for cooking on the wall, and it will be even more crowded.

A small room is easy to get stuffy when it is too crowded, not to mention that it is a small room that does not even have windows.

Open the door and let in a little wind. Uncle started cooking dinner.

The ingredients are all processed ingredients, and there is no need to change the knife, so I went to wash and poured a basin of water, boiled and threw all the ingredients into it and boiled it.

The mist rose from the pot, and the faces of all three people were a little red.

With food, Han Dagou's mouth immediately improved a lot, and after praising his uncle for his seriousness and hard work, he began to praise Gao Qiao's talent, and the first time he saw him, he was sure that he was not a thing in the pool.

There was a bottle of sake lying at the bottom of the plastic bag, Han Dagou took it out, removed the cap, and poured a lot of it up, "This is called this wine, it's boring, it's better to have two pots." ”

Uncle snatched the bottle and drank the rest, and his face turned redder as he said no more.

Maybe it was because he was drinking, or maybe it was his nature, Han Bugou began to ask this and that. Ask which company my uncle works for, what game Takahashi plays, and how does he make money?

Uncle didn't want to tell Han Dagou where he worked, he held back for a long time and said, "I don't know how to pronounce the name of our company, just know each other." ”

"You...... Listen to me, learn more knowledge, no culture kills people. Don't be deceived by the time, and help others count the money. ”

Uncle nodded, he felt that if he was wiser, he would not have anything to do with Han Dagou.

Compared to previous days, today's meal has been eaten for a long time.

After eating, Han Dagou patted his ass and ran away, Takahashi and his uncle cleaned up the mess and cleaned the dishes.

"Let's rent a room. "Uncle wrote in old newspapers with a pencil tip.

Putting down the programming textbook he had copied from Hudson and picking up the old newspaper, Takahashi nodded.