The moon is dark and the wind is high.

The wind beat against the windows, making bursts of roars, and the branches of the weeping willows swayed in all directions with the wind, as if they were dancing wildly, and occasionally there were strange cat meows, meows...... Meow......

It's a sad story.

"Li Fan, flash!

"More than 600,000 people watched your live broadcast, you can't say anything if you don't have some welfare!"

"That's it! flashed one, and this girl immediately rewarded a [banana]!"

……

Well, this is the fruit live streaming platform.

Li Fan frankly said that he was a little resistant to the live broadcast, if he was personally willing, he would not touch it, but there are still 3 episodes of the idiom conference that have not been broadcast, and he should cooperate with the publicity and will do his best.

In life, it is when you give others face, others will give you convenience.

Moreover, this live broadcast is very short, only 2 hours, and the other top 10 players will also start their own live broadcasts, all of which are a matter of the past few days. Everyone has agreed to start the live broadcast, but you Li Fan can't do it, you can't say it, besides, you are still the champion, the focus of the focus.

Therefore, Li Fan's principle of being a person is to make it as convenient as possible with others without violating his own principles, but if he really can't accept it, then he will be embarrassed, and no one can do it.

The live broadcast is okay, he can accept it, what he really can't accept is the live broadcast reward, not relying on talent and appearance, this is the act of brushing his face and selling meat, this kid doesn't want to sell his "body".

"Don't give a reward, I'm not a live broadcast for rewarding, and I'm not selling face! What idiom stories do you want to hear, what historical allusions, everyone tell me, I'll tell you. ”

There are countless barrages, and the female audience is shouting:

"Don't listen, don't listen, I'm going to flash!"

"Welfare! Welfare!"

"You look so handsome, and there is no benefit for opening a live broadcast?

……

There are also those who jump out and wave their flags and shout.

"Everyone's gifts go a wave, Li Fan doesn't see rabbits and eagles!"

"[Banana] is presented, [Super Fruit Platter] is waiting for you!"

……

Then, Li Fan's room completely fell, [Kiwi] [Banana] [Pineapple] [Grape] ...... Gifts of all kinds are flying all over the sky.

Li Fan took a closer look at the fan list, well, according to the fans' avatars and nicknames, it can be determined that more than 9% of them are female audiences.

Li Fan was helpless: "Don't bring rhythm, I'll just give you benefits once in one sentence, but, from now on, no one is allowed to reward, otherwise the benefits will be gone!"

Swish!

Gifts are no longer given in an instant, but the barrage continues.

"I'm going to see women's clothes, the tulle kind!"

"We love to watch physical competitions!"

……

"I'm going to prepare, just once! Lose people once, the scale may be too big, if it is blocked, it will not be broadcast today. ”

After Li Fan finished speaking, he left the live broadcast room.

As the little man with the highest appearance tonight in the fruit live broadcast, Li Fan successfully attracted 7% of the female viewers on the live broadcast platform to his room, and the other individual male anchors were unhappy.

The anchor has a little green on his head: "What, someone robbed my fans on the fruit platform? Hey, you still say that you are more handsome than me? Wait, I'll go and see, crush him with my appearance and blow him up!"

1 minute later, "a little green on the head" said dejectedly: "Okay, let's stop the live broadcast today to avoid the limelight." ”

An anchor's "Hot Hand Destroying Flowers" live broadcast room, barrage:

"Sisters, there's a handsome little guy in the next room, I'm going to flash!

"It's really fake, it's being cracked down on now, he dares to do this? I'll take a look. ”

"You are too vulgar! How can an elegant woman like my sister go to see those insulting things, by the way, which live broadcast room? I just went to identify!" And then this id never returned to this live broadcast room tonight.

The spicy hand destroys the flowers, and the live broadcast room has gone 7 percent of fans in an instant.

The spicy hand destroyed the flower and held his breath, and then secretly clicked the report button!

In 3 minutes, the female fans in Li Fan's live broadcast room gathered more and more, and the super tube was also secretly lurking.

A fan proposed: "It's so rare for anchors who don't let them give gifts! Other anchors are kneeling and licking, so they almost shout to fans to call dad and mom, but look at people, people don't want gifts! But the more we don't want it, the more we have to give it, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's the truth!"

"Don't worry, everyone, we'll reward you when Li Fan's welfare is finished!"

……

At this time, an ID popped up: [Cherry Red], and she said: "Be careful, this thing is not as easy to deal with as you think." ”

As soon as this comment appeared, it disappeared into the "666" that filled the screen.

“666！”

“666666！”

……

In the picture, the protagonist finally appears.

Li Fan sat in front of the computer with the album in his arms, opened the album and said: "Welfare, this is my Luo photo!How about it, is the scale big? How about welfare? Am I the only one in the whole fruit live broadcast?"

Li Fan kept flipping through all kinds of large-scale meat photos.

The clear eyes, the fleshy face, and the various panicked expressions...... Well, here's a stack of photos of his babies, including those in red hoods.

Barrage:

"Li Fan, you lie!"

"Liar!"

"You're a bastard, but you're handsome, I'll forgive you!"

"Well, you're really handsome!"

At this time, a string of red ellipses suddenly appeared.

Supertube: "......"

Fans can't cry or laugh, look at it, make it super white!

Li Fan reiterated again: "Don't reward in my live broadcast room, I have no bottom in my heart to hold this kind of unearned thing, uncomfortable, thank you for your cooperation." You can tell me what you want to hear, idiom stories, historical events, etc., no limit!"

One fan suggested, "Unlimited, can you tell a joke?"

"yes, tell a joke!"

……

Li Fan lamented, how can this promote the idiom conference?

"Okay, let's talk about one, my cousin recently started a small business, made some money, and then bought a second-hand BMW 5, ran a special car at night, pulled a woman a few nights, happened to be an ex-girlfriend, and was relatively speechless along the way, her expression was very struggling, as if she had made some major decisions, and after arriving at the destination, she hesitated and said: 'Can we go back?' My cousin was in a struggle, and after a moment, he said, 'Go back?, then you have to add 20 more to me!'"

“666！”

“66666！”

……

"One more!"

"I just like handsome guys to tell jokes!"

"Me too, I like cultural!"

……

Li Fan thought for a while and said: "My classmate who lives on campus seems to have been addicted to gambling recently, and every night when the lights go out, I can hear a faint voice coming from his bed: 'AOMEN Casino is online!'"

Wow, this joke makes all sorts of 666s fly all over the screen.

It's all a group of female drivers who drive unsteadily.

……

Li Fan continued: "I asked my uncle one day, 'Are you a smoker?' my uncle said: 'I only have two cigarettes a day!', and I said: 'That's fine!', and he added: 'I'm talking about two lighters!'"

……

Li Fan told more than 10 jokes in a row, and suddenly there was a private message from the station, click on it, and it was "a little green on the head." ”

"A little green on the head" said: "Brother, tell me the truth, when will you start the live broadcast in the future, I won't conflict with you, if you open it all day long, then my brother and I will change platforms!"

Li Fan smiled and replied: "This is my mission, and I won't open it in the future!"

Fortunately, Li Fan opened such a live broadcast throughout the year, and he didn't let the major male anchors ruin their jobs.

Li Fan's jokes continued, but I didn't expect these classic jokes to be so marketable in this time and space.

Li Fan: "My classmate was smoking in the playground and was stopped by the director of the Academic Affairs Office, and the director said sharply: 'What kind of cigarettes did you smoke at a young age?'

……

"Li Fan, tell us the connotation joke, it's the kind of AOMEN casino!"

"Yes, we want that!"

……

"Okay!" Li Fan was just about to tell some not-so-explicit jokes when his mobile phone rang.

As soon as the phone call of the head teacher Lao Chen was connected, there was a roar on the other side of the phone: "Li Fan! Don't talk about yellow jokes! Don't talk about it! You represent the honorary !! of our school."