Chapter 140: Then enjoy
"Bastard, what are you doing lying there, and what bad idea do you want to fight, get me up quickly. Liu Ke'er saw Zhang Lang like this, and asked directly with some hesitation.
Seeing Zhang Lang like this, several other women all looked at each other, puzzled for a while, I don't know what bad this bastard was holding back in his heart, and he didn't dare to step forward for a while.
"It's nothing, I thought I wouldn't be able to resist anyway, so it would be better to be beaten up honestly by you, that's not bad. Zhang Lang lay on the sofa and said very shamefully.
As soon as they heard Zhang Lang's words, the doubts in the hearts of the women became even greater, I don't know what kind of medicine is being sold in this bastard's gourd, whether he is singing to them some empty city plan, and wants to take the opportunity to do something small.
"You bastard, it's useless for me to tell you that your bluff is useless, today the three of us sisters beat you up. I advise you to put away your careful thoughts, otherwise, it will only beat you harder. Seeing Zhang Lang like this, Ye Qingcheng raised his little fist as if demonstrating, and said viciously.
"Please, how can I resist, how can I bluff, I can swear to God, I don't have any ghost ideas at all now, and even if I have any ideas in my heart, I don't dare to hit all the heroines. Zhang Lang still lay on the sofa very neatly, and said to the three women in a very sincere tone.
"Let me tell you, what you say to us now has no credibility, and now in the villa, we have been circulating a saying, that is, we would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in Zhang Lang, you broken mouth!" After listening to Zhang Lang's words, Zeng Ran said coldly.
Zhang Lang listened to Zeng Ran's words, and his heart was helpless for a while, God was pitiful! Although he often deceived several women in the villa many times, but this time he was really lying here and waiting for them to fight, of course, this could not rule out that he had some conspiracies.
As for Zeng Ran's statement that what he said was unreliable, he was directly selectively ignored by our brother Lang, you must know that I am fucking inspirational to be a hooligan, and I am a man who is not a good young man in socialism.
What is a hooligan? Tell a big lie, deceive all the beautiful women in the world, and he has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, and not a single leaf is touched, this is a hooligan, when he closes his eyes peacefully, he feels that he is qualified enough to go to the eighteenth layer of hell, but the winged birdman tells him that there are still many girls waiting for him in heaven.
This is the socialist hooligan criterion in Zhang Lang's heart, I may change the dream that our brother Lang has been determined to complete since he was a child because of the casual words of the beautiful policeman with a chick?
Although he thought so in his heart, Zhang Lang could never say it, otherwise, Ye Tingcheng and Zeng Ran didn't know, but Liu Keer, a hot-tempered chick who had some ambiguities with herself, probably would definitely snatch the leather whip in Zeng Ran's hand and give herself a hard meal of the queen's fried meat.
Although Zeng Ran had already expressed his disbelief in him on behalf of the other two women, Zhang Lang still said sincerely: "Now that I am like this, to put it mildly, it is simply the end of the road, what scheming can I play with you, I am really waiting for you to 'be lucky' to me!"
Since Zeng Ran and the others didn't educate Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang was naturally happy to lie down and play with them like this, after all, when they were arguing like this, they could still delay some time to think of some solutions, and maybe they were not interested in themselves with these little girls, so they automatically went back and didn't come to greet themselves.
"Bastard, you still don't realize it at this time, and you still want to talk about us, you're really looking for a fight!"
When the third girl heard the word "Lin Xing" from Zhang Lang's mouth, her face was flushed for a while, and Liu Keer was even more hot, and she really snatched the leather whip in Zeng Ran's hand, and pointed at Zhang Lang with the leather whip with a vicious look, as if she was a tigress who wanted to eat people.
Looking at Liu Ke'er with a leather whip in her hand, looking at her pretty face like jade, he suddenly had a trance-like feeling, and he suddenly thought of a character in a certain island country anime, as if it was also like this, holding a stick-like thing in his hand, and then every time he transformed, the last sentence was all on behalf of the moon to destroy you. What the hell is this two-dimensional wood and wow! Don't you dare not be so cute!
Zhang Lang suddenly felt that even if Liu Keer couldn't find a job in the future, he could recommend her to cosplay, this damn innocent look to stand there, the cliff was properly on fire, but the premise was that this beautiful sister could honestly stand there and not speak, it is estimated that as soon as she speaks, it will be all over.
Well, I have to admit that Zhang Lang is a bastard. At this time, he hadn't realized his mistake yet, and he actually thought of the idea of using Liu Keer to cosplay to make money.
And at this time, Zhang Lang selectively forgot what kind of environment he was in now, and began to fantasize about what it would be like when Liu Keer, a beautiful royal sister, put on a maid costume.
Then thinking about it, Zhang Lang felt something hot in his nose suddenly flow out.
Although it was Zhang Lang himself who was crooked in his heart, but with the sudden change, how could he hide the three beauties who were looking down at him condescendingly, and seeing Zhang Lang's pig brother's appearance, the three women knew that Zhang Lang at this time was definitely not thinking about anything good in his heart.
Especially Liu Keer, at this time, her pretty face was blushing as if she could drip blood, seeing Zhang Lang like this, although she didn't know what he was thinking in his heart, but this state also started when she took a leather whip and pointed it at him. So Liu Keer knew that at this time, Zhang Lang definitely regarded himself as the object of crookedness and fantasy in his heart. Realizing this fact, it immediately made our beautiful sister ashamed and angry.
"Bastard, what are you thinking in your heart, hurry up and take back that pig brother for me, it's disgusting!" Liu Ke'er thought of this, and couldn't hold back the anger in her heart anymore, and said angrily to Zhang Lang. But although she was angry, she hadn't lost her mind yet, and before she judged that Zhang Lang had any conspiracy, she could only resist the urge to go up and beat Zhang Lang hard.
"Ahh ”
Zhang Lang was interrupted by Liu Keer's coquettish reprimand, and saw that the rest of the women were looking at him with shame on their faces, Zhang Lang didn't feel any shame and embarrassment at all, raised his right hand, wiped the nosebleed on his nose, and then said with a wry smile.
"No, I said you really won't beat me, don't you beat me, just leave. And let me tell you, I really got caught this time. Isn't there a saying that is good? Life is like a bow and a woman, since you are powerless to resist, it is better to lie down and enjoy. ”
As Zhang Lang said this, a trace of cunning light flashed in his eyes. He suddenly realized that it was not bad to spend it with these chicks like this, and it was estimated that his patience was exhausted, and he would definitely let himself go.
"Bastard! Grandma can't bear it anymore, this bastard can't let him be too proud, no matter what kind of conspiracy he has, if you don't do it, I'll beat him." ”
Seeing Zhang Lang lying there looking at the three people on his side with contempt in his eyes, with a look of disdain, our Liu Yujie was directly furious, and rushed towards Zhang Lang with a leather whip.
Seeing Liu Ke'er like this, although Zeng Ran faintly felt that there would always be some uneasiness when he rushed over like this, but there was no way, and he couldn't let Liu Ke'er fight alone. After glancing at Ye Tingcheng, the two women also rushed towards Zhang Lang one after another.
"Ah~"
"Ah~ Zhang Lang, you bastard, where are you going?"
"Ah~ Zhang Lang, you bastard, I'm going to kill you!"
Then there was a woman's intermittent exclamation from time to time in the villa, and after ten minutes, silence was successfully restored in the living room of the villa.
Then I saw our brother Lang sitting on the other side of the coffee table, with a cigarette in his mouth, looking proudly at the other side of the coffee table, three women whose hands were bound by a leather whip.
The three women who were still menacing at the beginning were completely dumbfounded at this time, and they just looked at Zhang Lang with a shameful expression on the sofa on the other side, obviously these three women were taken advantage of by Zhang Lang in the battle just now.
"Obscene! shameless! bastard!" Even if she was tied up, it didn't change the fiery temper of our beautiful royal sister, and she directly glared at Zhang Lang viciously and scolded without hesitation.
"Huh, Sister Ke'er, how do you know my nickname and nickname?" What made Liu Ke'er vomit blood was that Zhang Lang didn't feel angry at all because of his abuse just now, but looked at Liu Ke'er with a look of surprise and said such a sentence.
"Alright. Since you have been captured by me, you are my prisoner, didn't you just want to educate me harshly, and now it is my turn to 'pamper' you. Uh-huh, hahaha......"
After Zhang Lang finished saying this, he held up the broken hair on his forehead with his hand and laughed wildly, that look was no different from the villain's ambition at all.
"Don't worry, little boys, I'll be very gentle, little boy~" Zhang Lang said as he made a gesture of grabbing his chest with both hands, and then walked around the coffee table towards the three women on the sofa opposite.
"Oh, that's right!" Zhang Lang suddenly listened as if he had thought of something, made a contemplative look, pretended to think for a while and said: "Just now, there is another version of the bow woman I said, that is, if the life bow girl you, then you will bow the woman again!"