"Wow, Ah Feng, you're back. When I returned to the class, the bell rang just after class, and when I saw Lin Feng, several friends immediately surrounded me.

"Ah Feng, you are too good, you didn't see the expression of the head teacher in math class, and your head was about to smoke. Zhou Yang imitated the head teacher's appearance at that time as he spoke, and exaggerated.

"Yes, yes, if it weren't for the head teacher's speed, I would have applauded you. Another friend immediately responded.

"Don't brag, who doesn't know that you were about to pee your pants in fear at the time, how dare you coax in front of the head teacher. ”

"What did you say!"

Several of the friends are "bad students" who can't be looked down on by the head teacher, and Lin Feng is very angry for them, and they are all about to treat Lin Feng as a grandfather.

"What's the spirit, isn't it just answering a few questions, what's the big deal. A discordant voice came from behind him.

A few people turned their heads to see that it was Zhao Tian, the head teacher's little follower, who followed the teacher all day long to make small reports, and many people annoyed him.

"Do you say it again?" Zhou Yang's temper couldn't be endured, and he was the first to stand up.

Zhao Tian was not cowardly, and said with an arrogant face: "I just said what's wrong, what the head teacher said is right, stinky fish looking for rotten shrimp, isn't it just that I answered a few questions correctly, I really thought I had become a good student." ”

Who can bear this Nima, Zhou Yang was about to start fighting after hearing this, but he was stopped by Lin Feng on the side.

Zhao Tian still has an impression of this person, he belongs to the type of person who has nothing to look for, and his son has come out in six years of elementary school, and the most famous is that in the fifth grade, he made a list of villains, ranked almost everyone in the class, and matched each classmate with the right one, made up a lot of small stories, and filled several pieces of paper.

After the incident was exposed, the teacher asked him to bow and apologize to the class one by one.

In his previous life, when I occasionally looked back, I thought he was quite talented, but now that I look at it, isn't this just a typical bear child.

"So, you can easily answer the teacher's questions?" Lin Feng thought for a while and decided to teach this bear child a lesson.

"Of course. Zhao Tian looked determined, not realizing that Lin Feng was playing a trick on him.

"Then I'll test you twice, and if you can answer it, I'll admit that what you said is true. ”

Zhao Tian was a little hesitant, but under the gaze of his classmates, he still agreed, how did he realize that Lin Feng, the old fox, just admitted that what you said was true.

"How much is 1 minus 2. Lin Feng was very shameless and went straight to the junior high school math problem.

Zhao Tian was stunned and shouted: "This question is not right, the teacher said that only large numbers are reduced by small numbers, and small numbers are not valid at all." ”

"That's just not true within your current knowledge. Lin Feng didn't dwell too much on it, and continued: "In this case, I'll make a simple point, why does 1 plus 1 equal to two." ”

One plus one equals how many, even the kindergarten children knew that Lin Feng was simply insulting his dignity as a third-grade elementary school student by asking this question, and so on, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong.

Why does one plus one equal two, this... Isn't one plus one equal to two, and the teacher has never taught why, Zhao Tian's whole person was dumbfounded, his mind was full of why, the more he thought about it, the more chaotic he became, and the sweat of the bean ran down his forehead.

Seeing Zhao Tian's appearance, Lin Feng was not surprised at all, even Chen Jingrun's big touch can only prove 1+2=3, if you can prove 1+1=2, isn't the protagonist of this novel you.

"Dinner is coming. ”

The experimental primary school is closed, and students usually go to the cafeteria to eat at noon, but in the lower grades, teachers and students bring the food to eat in the class.

"I'll tell you when I'm done. Zhao Tian found an excuse and ran to his seat as soon as he slipped away, and secretly decided in his heart that he would go to the head teacher's office and ask later, why does one plus one equal to two, anyway, you didn't say that you couldn't ask the teacher.

Lin Feng was stunned, a primary school student could still slip away so fast, at this time, the teacher had already divided the meal, and what he ate today was fried saury, tomatoes and eggs, plus shredded potatoes with pepper, and a carton of milk and apples after the meal.

"Ah Feng, hurry up and tell me when Luffy will be able to rescue Ace, you always say it's fast, it's fast, now that Whitebeard has been stabbed in the back, Luffy will not be able to do it soon. ”

In the past few days, Lin Feng has given them spoilers about One Piece, which makes them itch, but they are all right.

"Don't worry. Lin Feng took a bite of shredded potatoes, and then said yesterday's plot: "It is said that after Luffy fell down again due to physical exhaustion, Luffy forcibly asked the Shemale King to inject him with a second dose of stimulants regardless of the loss of life, and Luffy was resurrected with full blood and came directly to the center of the war on the top, Marin Fando Square.

Directly opposite is the highest combat power of the navy, the three major generals, the red dog said with a flat face, it's too early for you to come here now, the yellow ape kicked..."

Speaking of the best part, when Mr. 3 pretended to be a navy and appeared on the execution table, the nap bell rang, and the people gathered around Lin Feng's seat all wailed, unwilling to prepare for sleep in their seats.

At this time, Lin Feng noticed that Zhao Tian pushed the door in with red eyes, and heard others say that Zhao Tian went to the office at noon to ask some questions, and was scolded by the head teacher.

I didn't see the head teacher and Xia He in the afternoon, Lin Feng understood one thing through the noon incident, no matter what he did, he had to increase the weight of his words.

Otherwise, if a child says to buy a house, it will rise to more than 100,000 square meters in ten years, and no one will believe it.

On the way out of school, Lin Feng was so distracted that he didn't pay attention to walking into the alley and bumped into a person, looked up, and subconsciously said, "I'm sorry, big brother." ”

In the past few days, he has learned the skill of selling cuteness, and he has tried and failed, but this time it has failed, and the handsome big brother looks unhappy, and then he looks at it, it is so embarrassing, which is the big brother, it is clearly a big sister.

The neat and partial ear-length short hair, the short loose long-sleeved shirt and black wide-legged pants look very refreshing and neat, but the face has the elegance and softness of a woman.

It is no exaggeration to say that this is the most handsome beauty Lin Feng has ever seen, there is no one.

"Hey, boy, this isn't where you're supposed to be, while playing. Lin Feng was thinking about how to talk to this handsome sister, when someone suddenly pulled him behind him.

Only then did Lin Feng realize that there were other people around.

This gap is also wide, Lin Feng saw a man with dyed yellow hair, long hair covering one eye, and he was obviously sorry for the non-mainstream of the country, and his mentality collapsed.

Obviously, this little yellow hair and handsome sister are definitely okay to stay alone in the alley, I didn't expect this sister to be so handsome, why is her eyes blind.

Lin Feng kept complaining in his heart, but he didn't go far, he took a few steps back and wanted to watch the play, beauty and beasts are not something that can be seen at any time.

"Beauty, be my girlfriend. ”

Xiao Huangmao's first sentence calmed him, and what was even more speechless was that Xiao Huangmao was extremely narcissistic and made a flattering eye, almost vomiting him nauseously.

"Huh?" the handsome sister's face was full of shock, and her eyebrows were raised, "I'll ask you for directions, you are crazy." ”

"Baby, follow me to make sure you eat and drink spicy food. "Little Yellow Mao seems to have the meaning of raising a handsome sister.

"Who the are you calling baby? The handsome sister was really angry, burst into a foul language, and wanted to leave here, but Xiao Huangmao stopped her directly, didn't let her go, and kept talking sassy in her mouth.

Lin Feng can see it, that handsome sister should be looking for this little yellow hair to ask for directions, but I don't know how to be brought here and not let her go, can you bear it as a man when she encounters this situation.

Lin Feng glanced at his little brother, eh, as the wearer of the red scarf, the object of the gardener's protection, the person whose sun shines at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, justice from heaven, Asi.

"Hahahaha. Lin Feng suddenly snorted and laughed.

"What are you laughing at, boy. Little Yellow Fur looked back strangely.

Lin Feng covered his stomach and pointed at the handsome sister and said, "Why can't you even tell the difference between men and women, he is obviously a big brother." ”

"Man?" the little yellow fur froze.

"Of course, how can there be such a handsome sister, he must be a big brother. Lin Feng ignored the surprised eyes of his handsome sister, walked to the side and pointed directly at her chest, and said with a serious face: "Look, this is completely an airport and flat, how can it be a sister." ”

Without waiting for the handsome sister to attack, Lin Feng quietly gave her a look.

"My day, I'm so fucking unlucky to run into a man. Little Yellow Mao glanced at her handsome sister in disgust, scolded and left.

Lin Feng wiped his cold sweat, he didn't expect this little yellow hair's brain to be so good, he hadn't fooled around yet, and the person had already left.

"I'm a man, right? The handsome sister angrily pointed at Lin Feng with her hand, although this child relieved her, but said to her face that she was at the airport, which woman could bear it.

"Hey, hey, kidding, big sister, you're the most handsome and beautiful sister I've ever seen. Lin Feng showed a super cute smile, and even she was stunned for a few seconds.

By the time she reacted, Lin Feng had already run out of the alley, still shouting, "Big sister, don't thank me, my name is Red Scarf." ”