Volume 2 A Hundred Flowers Bloom and I Show Alone Chapter 65 Explosion! The ultimate art, blow everything up!
Hua Duxiu came to the spirit: "Oh, what's wrong?"
Mao Maoyu said: "That place is full of terrible legends, what ghosts, what eats children, and controls people, these are not normal." ”
Hua Duxiu said secretly: Isn't this the legend of the devil?
Thousands of years have passed, and this seemingly absurd legend can continue to this day, and it is clear that the truth is not so simple.
It seems that when I have learned the internal skills, I really have to visit the field.
Without investigation, there is no voice.
Hua Duxiu asked: "Do you think these legends are all nonsense?"
Mao Maoyu shook his head: "No, I don't think it's nonsense, although it's not normal, but it's definitely not nonsense." ”
Hua Duxiu's eyes narrowed: "Oh, how do you say this?"
Mao Maoyu said: "In that place in Soul Dangshan, people will feel uncomfortable if they stay for a long time. It's as if there's a bloody breath that wants to invade a person's body, is this normal? Definitely not normal. ”
Hua Duxiu nodded: "No wonder no one dares to settle in that place, it turns out to be really evil." ”
Mao Maoyu said: "In the vicinity of Soul Dang Mountain, especially in the Demon Suppression Tower, except for the secret agents of the government, there are indeed no people to settle down. ”
Hua Duxiu said secretly: Soul Dangshan, I must go to it in the future.
However, thousands of years have passed, and I am afraid that the place has long been dug into the ground by the "Sticky Pole Division" and checked it thoroughly.
Even if there were any secrets, I am afraid they would have been discovered long ago.
Forget it, I'll talk about this later, it's the first priority to go to Mobei to practice internal strength first.
"Brother Mao, how do you make money and how do you eat?"
Mao Mao Yu said: "I am a killer, hired to kill. ”
Hua Duxiu became interested: "Oh, how is the business?"
Mao Maoyu: "I won't tell you." ”
Hua Duxiu whispered: "Seeing you dressed up so stumblingly, it's definitely not good." ”
Mao Maoyu frowned: "You'd better be careful when talking to me, I don't have feelings, I'm a ......"
Hua Duxiu interrupted: "You're a killer!
There's no way, a killer who is not very emotionally stable, there are really few people who dare to hire him, who knows if he will accidentally kill the owner who paid for it.
After chatting for a while, Shen Lijia, who yawned, came out of the cabin.
"Brother-in-law, caterpillar, you two have so bad faces. ”
Hua Duxiu was angry and said: "I've vomited for five or six days in a row, can you try your face if you change it?"
Shen Lijia smiled and beckoned, and the two Chinese characters who had followed the boat before were served with wine and delicacies.
"Bear with me, it's almost ashore! The boat boss said that you will be able to reach Mobei in the next two days!"
Hua Duxiu and Mao Maoyu both came to the spirit: "Really?"
Shen Lijia said: "Really, we are lucky, we didn't encounter any storms along the way, otherwise it would be rare to rush to Mobei so smoothly." ”
As soon as the words fell, the men had already set up the wine, food, dishes and chopsticks.
Shen Lijia said: "Come on, come on, it's a good day today, and the boat is not turbulent, let's have a good meal and make up for the two of you!"
Mao Maoyu looked up at the sky and said silently: "The air pressure is so stuffy, there is no wind at all, I'm afraid it's not a good sign." ”
Hua Duxiu looked at the delicacies in front of him, and the seasickness and vomiting for days made him lose his appetite at all.
"Brother Mao, what did you say?"
Mao Maoyu said: "The air pressure is too low, the air is too stuffy, I'm afraid that a storm is coming." ”
Shen Lijia was taken aback: "Isn't it? The sky is cloudless, where is the storm, caterpillar, don't talk nonsense, I won't invite you to dinner if you talk nonsense." ”
Thundered......
Suddenly, a low roar came from the sky, and the water vapor on the sea rose, and the originally clear sky quickly generated large dark clouds!
Shen Lijia was shocked: "I'm going!"
Woo......
The black clouds rolled, and at the same time, the cold sea breeze blew inexplicably!
Some sailors ran up to deck and shouted, "It's a storm, it's a storm!
The passengers on the deck all ran towards the cabin, and Hua Duxiu said speechlessly:
"Don't be stupid, let's go, it's windy and rainy for a while, and it's going to be a soup chicken." ”
Shen Lijia hurriedly asked the entourage to put away the wine and food, and everyone went back to the cabin.
The cabin was head-to-headed, dimly lit, and airflowing.
In addition, there was a strong wind outside, and the passenger ship began to shake sharply, and Hua Duxiu and Mao Maoyu's faces became even more ugly.
"Jiajia...... Quick, get me a bucket!"
Before Hua Duxiu's words fell, Shen Lijia didn't have time to hand over the bucket, and Mao Maoyu was already vomiting.
The smell in the cabin is even worse.
Hua Duxiu's hands were cold, her body trembled, and she couldn't bear it until Shen Lijia took the bucket, and immediately vomited.
Oh my God, let's end these days!
I'll never take a boat again!
I won't sit down anymore!
Woo......
Outside, the sea breeze was getting stronger and stronger, and the sky was already completely dark.
Wow......
Heavy rain poured down.
The passenger ship shook violently, and the sea water and rain poured into the ship one after another, and the smell of the sea mixed with the smell of vomiting, and the cabin was full of wails and screams.
Everyone was terrified.
Hua Duxiu and Mao Maoyu both collapsed on the single bunk, their faces like dead ashes, like dead dogs.
Oh my God, there is such a terrible thing in the world!
Man, even if he is as talented as me, he is still too small in front of nature!
I don't take a boat anymore, and I don't sit on anyone who can't be killed......
The storm comes and goes fast.
Although the passenger ship was violently bumped and shook violently at sea, it finally resisted the storm and passed through the storm circle safely.
Half an hour later, the rain cleared.
The so-called "guarantee ticket" is useless.
Hua Duxiu raised her arm weakly: "Quick, help me outside......"
Shen Lijia's face was not very good: "You just lie on your stomach honestly, what are you doing going out?"
Hua Duxiu tried hard to stand up: "No, no, I'd rather faint to death than be suffocated......"
But no, there was a storm just now, and many people were shaken and vomited, and the cabin was a mess and miserable.
Shen Lijia and a few entourages helped Hua Duxiu up, and Mao Maoyu shouted: "I, and me!"
Shen Lijia rolled his eyes: "You get up by yourself!"
Mao Maoyu smiled bitterly: "Little fool, I want to get up, do I still need your help?"
Shen Lijia was happy: "You still dare to call me a little fool, I will help you when I am full!"
Mao Maoyu's arms hung down weakly, slumped on the single bunk, and he couldn't speak.
Hua Duxiu gasped: "Okay, okay, it's all friends in distress, let's get him out." ”
Shen Lijia said: "Ah Ming, Ah Kang, you two drag him out." ”
One of the two men hugged Mao Maoyu's arm and dragged it out, regardless of the weight.
"Wait!"
Mao Maoyu glanced back at the wooden box on the bed: "Bring it, bring my baby box." ”
Shen Lijia rolled his eyes: "Drag his broken box out to dry." ”
Mao Maoyu said: "Be careful! Hold the strap and don't touch the box!"
The sky was bright and the sun was shining directly on the deck, and many dizzy passengers were strolling outside to breathe.
Only Hua Duxiu and Mao Maoyu were lying on the bow of the boat, still unable to lift up at all.
Hua Duxiu said silently: "Just like you, you are still alive in the water?
Mao Maoyu said: "Don't say it, what can I do? I'm also desperate......
Hua Duxiu sighed: "That's it, if you insist on it, you will be able to land soon." ”
Mao Maoyu pressed the wooden box with his big hand, and said quietly: "The box seems to be in water, hemp egg, this hateful sea water ......"
Shen Lijia came to his senses: "It's in the water, it's good to enter the water! This thing of yours is too dangerous, you will shoot and bomb indiscriminately at every turn, it is better to throw it into the sea!"
Mao Maoyu glared at Shen Lijia:
"Little fool, you know what a fart! 'Three thousand for your life' is definitely the most feared murder weapon in human history, and there is no one! Throw it into the sea, you can figure it out!"
Shen Lijia lost his temper and kicked the wooden box away from Mao Maoyu's hand!
One is that Mao Maoyu has no strength in his hands and is unstable in his grasp, and the other is that Shen Lijia kicked too fast without warning, and he kicked when he said he would.
The wooden box rolled over to the other side of the ship, and got stuck in the corner of the wooden shed.
Mao Maoyu was furious: "Dead fatty, what are you doing!"
Shen Lijia smiled and said: "The sun is good over there, and it dries quickly over there, I have a good intention." ”
Mao Mao's face was flushed, and he wanted to struggle to get up and kill Shen Lijia, but he was weak and couldn't get up for a while.
"Ding!"
Shen Lijia didn't hear a slight metal impact sound, but Mao Maoyu heard it clearly, and his face immediately changed!
Hua Duxiu also heard it.
I go, what mechanism was triggered?
Mao Maoyu hurriedly turned over, held his head in his hands and shouted: "It's going to explode! It's going to explode!"
Shen Lijia panicked: Nima, will it really explode?
Rumble......!
There was a loud bang, and the wooden box really exploded!
Hua Duxiu hurriedly hooked Shen Lijia with one kick, curled up, and rolled behind Mao Maoyu when he couldn't get his hair!
Black smoke rose into the air, and with a strong explosion, all kinds of poisonous needles, throwing knives, short swords, and projectiles were shot everywhere.
The side of the ship blew out a large hole with a diameter of half a zhang, and the wooden shed that he got acquainted with flew directly into the sky, and then fell heavily on the deck, shattering into a wooden strip.
Fortunately, the wooden box was stuck in the corner of the ship, and the energy of the explosion was released into the sky.
If it blows up in the cabin, the whole ship will have to explode!
Hua Duxiu and the three of them were stupid: if this exploded in front of them, it wouldn't blow people up to pieces?
Shoot into a hedgehog?
Fortunately, when the wooden shed flew up, it blocked most of the flying blades, and Hua Duxiu and the three of them were just hit by the air wave, and their breath was congested, so it was no big deal.
Mao Maoyu trembled and got up from the ground, threw away the cracked hat, took off the thatched coat, and stared at Shen Lijia with red eyes.
"Dead fatty, Lao Tzu will kill you!
Mao Maoyu pounced on Shen Lijia like crazy, Shen Lijia trembled violently, and hurriedly rolled backwards in fright.
Mao Maoyu's eyes are too scary!
"Hold him, hold him!"
Shen Lijia shouted repeatedly, and the big men hurriedly held Mao Maoyu down.
Poor Mao Maoyu, an earth-shattering ability, but unfortunately he was seasick and weak, and he couldn't use it at all.
He was pressed by four big men, and he couldn't move, but he couldn't stop scolding.
Hua Duxiu got up and sighed, pushed a big man away, and patted Mao Maoyu on the shoulder:
"Brother Mao, Brother Mao, don't be impulsive!"
Mao Maoyu said angrily: "This stupid criticism! How much effort I have worked to create a peerless divine weapon, I still have to rely on it to become a peerless powerhouse! Now I was kicked and blown up by him! I killed him!"
Hua Duxiu persuaded: "Okay, okay, what are you angry with a little fool?"
Mao Maoyu's chest rose and fell violently, and he still glared at Shen Lijia fiercely.
Hua Duxiu said: "Don't kill him for a while, although this little fool has a bad head, he also has advantages?"
Mao Maoyu gritted his teeth and said: "He has the advantage of a fart, he is a scourge!"
Hua Duxiu said: "Who said that the little fool has no other advantages, but he has a lot of money? Have you forgotten that when we got on the ship, he paid for everyone's 'guarantee tickets'?"
Mao Maoyu yelled: "It's my!"
"Guan, why don't you close, do you still have the design drawings of 'three thousand for your life'?"
Mao Maoyu frowned: "Why are you asking this? You want to rob my drawings?"
Mao Maoyu said, and suddenly his vigilance increased:
"What are you doing according to me? robbery? I tell you, I'm a killer, I don't have feelings, I'm going to kill!"
Hua Duxiu said: "Okay, okay, you can rest quickly, I'm idle." You can rest assured that no one is robbing your drawings. I mean, if you have the drawings and let the little fat man accompany you for a sum of money, you can make a better box?"
"And the box that was blown up is too dangerous, shoot it when you touch it, and blow it up if you kick it, it's not safe for you to take it with you!"
"You know the! This is art! Blow everything up, blow it up! Blow it up! This is the ultimate art!"
Mao Mao Yu was very excited.
Hua Duxiu said: "Jiajia, quickly get some silver tickets and compensate Brother Mao for his losses!
Shen Lijia hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I'll accompany, I'll accompany." ”
Shen Lijia immediately took out a roll of silver tickets from his arms, took out a few and said, "Two hundred and fifty taels, is it enough?"
Hua Duxiu rolled her eyes and said, "Not enough!"
"Five hundred taels!"
"Not enough!"
"Eight hundred taels!"
"It's not enough, Jiajia, just accompany Brother Mao for two thousand five hundred taels, don't talk nonsense. ”
Shen Lijia was a little distressed and drew out a few more silver tickets, Nima, two thousand five hundred taels, the price is sky-high!
That's enough to buy how many acres of forest!
Enough for this madman to make 10,000 broken chests!
Shen Lijia gritted his teeth and said, "Take it, take it, take it! I will build a new box in the future, don't let me see it! I will kick it once I see it, and I will kick it all for you and blow it up!"
Mao Maoyu was angry again: "I'm a killer, I don't have feelings! I want to kill someone!"
Hua Duxiu hurriedly played a round: "Okay, okay, you two don't stimulate each other, can't you be harmonious?"
Young Master Hua really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: Who are the people you meet every day!
It is true that the mentally ill have a wide range of thinking, and the mentally handicapped children have a lot of joy.
I'll wipe their butts with no air......
At that moment, the ship's boss rushed to the deck from the bilge, stupidly looking at the cabin where the canopy had been shattered.
He said angrily: "What the hell is going on! Who will give Lao Tzu an explanation!"