676. Indirect kissing
"I don't!" Si Dihua muttered in a low voice, "I, Si Dihua, have always been virtuous and convincing, if I really do it, don't say that farting is killing people, I will admit it!"
"Don't admit it!" Ye Fan pointed at him and said sharply: "Miss Li's stomach is fine, you didn't put it, who else could put it?"
Grunt, a strange sound came, Li Xuan suddenly felt the sphincter on his buttocks relax and weak, and the strong urge to defecate suddenly hit, almost wanting to break out of the air.
She twisted her body, sat up straight again, tried her best to control zhì, and said with a smile: "Doctor Ye, don't blame Mr. Xi, it's not a big deal!"
Ye Fan glared at Xi Dihua and said, "You're going to in your crotch later, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
"I don't......" Sidihua was depressed, it wasn't his own fart at all.
Ye Fan didn't say a word, Li Xuan couldn't contain the strong stool anymore, she felt that a little stool had come out, she got up in a hurry, and said, "Doctor Ye, I'll be absent for a while!"
"Wait a minute, we haven't started talking about business yet!" Ye Fan said as he looked at Li Xuan's back.
"Doctor Ye, I'm sorry!" Li Xuan still had the time to talk to him, and quickly rushed into the toilet of this reception room and came to the toilet.
As soon as the panties were taken off, there was a loud thunder, and pieces of huge poop fell into the toilet bowl with a pop, splashing yellow droplets and flying onto his buttocks.
"Shame on you!" Li Xuan's face turned red with shame, the voice was too loud, like thunder, Ye Fan must have heard it.
She wanted to control her sphincter, but it didn't work at all, and a lump of stool still squirted out, and she couldn't control it.
At the same time, the sphincter of the urethra also began to relax, and the crystal urine column rushed out, like a big bead and a small bead falling on a jade plate, and the sound was deafening!
Li Xuan wanted to cry, she was ashamed of the dead, she had always walked in the style of a dignified and noble royal sister, but this time, she lost face in front of Ye Fan.
"Quack! this girl peeing louder than me!" Sidrevard couldn't help but laugh, but he didn't dare to make a loud noise, like a male duck.
He finally understood now that Ye Fan must be playing tricks and making Li Xuan incontinent, probably using some true qi to obstruct the meridians of her lower body, and the sphincter is not under her control!
However, what he wondered was that Ye Fan didn't touch her own acupoint from beginning to end!
Could it be that when Ye Fan was calling for her pulse, he injected the true qi from her palm, and then stayed at the meridians of the lower half of his body? Thinking of this joint, Xi Dihua's admiration for Ye Fan instantly reached an incomparably high height! If Ye Fan could do this, not only would he need abundant true qi, but he would also need Ye Fan's use of true qi to reach a point where he could send and receive freely and be perfect.
He admired and was surprised, and asked in a low voice, "Ye Shao, has your cultivation improved again?"
"I have broken through the three levels of the exercises I said to cultivate, but I don't know if I have reached the ground level!" Ye Fan smiled strangely and whispered.
"Congratulations to Ye Shao! Congratulations to Ye Shao!" Xi Dihua was very shocked, and was stunned for a long time before he smiled and whispered with a surprise on his face.
The old teapot once told Xi Dihua about his estimated Ye Fan's cultivation, it should be the peak of the early Xuan Rank, and if he breaks through the three levels, he should have broken through the peak of the late Xuan Rank, the middle of the Xuan Rank, and the peak of the middle Xuan Rank, and he has reached the late Xuan Stage!
Every time he breaks through, it takes three or four years! Rao is like this, and the old teapot also said that he is extremely talented, has excellent roots and bones, and is suitable for cultivation.
However, it's only been a few days, and Ye Fan has broken through three more times! Compared to Ye Fan, he is simply a pile of scum! Ye Fan is simply a cultivation genius!
"Shhhhh——!h
"What?" Siddish was startled, and let out a small exclamation, his eyes scanning the surroundings suspiciously.
The layout of this room is extremely simple, with an unobstructed view, how can there still be two gunners? a peak master in the late stage of the Xuan Rank? I can't see it at all, how did Ye Fan find out!
"What are you afraid of?" Ye Fan slowly picked up the three silver needles, raised his hand, and said with a smile: "Don't worry." Very easy to deal with!"
Xi Dihua saw Ye Fan raise the silver needle, probably wanting to use the silver needle as a secret weapon to hurt people, but he was also surprised, and even secretly worried, Ye Fan seemed to be too big!
Although he knew that Ye Fan's cultivation was extraordinary, he was still a little worried, after all, today they considered that Li Xuan would be searched, so he didn't bring any weapons. How do you deal with the gunman?
And the peak master in the late stage of the Xuan Rank is beyond Xi Dihua's imagination. The most powerful master he had ever seen was Ye Fan and the old teapot master and apprentice! The old teapot was just a cultivation in the early stage of the Xuan Rank! It had already shocked him!
Even if Ye Fan's strength breaks through, it is only the late stage of the Xuan Rank! How could he fight against such a master! The late stage of the Xuan Rank and the peak of the late stage of the Xuan Rank are literally about the same, but in fact, there is a distance of thousands of miles between the two!
The peak master of the late Xuan Rank is only one step away from the ground level, and his skill is more abundant and stable than that of the late Xuan Rank, and his strength is at least ten times that of the late Xuan Rank!
Ye Fan didn't say a word, his right hand shook slightly, and three silver needles shot out, like three thin bolts of lightning, and suddenly flashed three cold rays.
In the next moment, three short and slight screams rang out, and as soon as they were calm.
Xi Dihua clenched his hands into fists, his true qi poured into his body, looked around nervously, but found that there was no movement around, and carefully patrolled, only to find that there were two extremely small pinholes in the mirror of the cabinet!
He was startled, and looked at the mirror in disbelief, Ye Fan actually pierced the mirror with a silver needle without causing the mirror to break!
Oh my God! What a horrible cultivation this requires!
Xi Dihua's worship of Ye Fan at this moment has reached an unstoppable level! Ye Fan is too strong, too rebellious!
Originally, he thought that Ye Fan's ability to reach the late stage of the Xuan Rank was already very amazing!
Because of this trick, I am afraid that it is necessary to infuse the true qi into the tip of the needle to melt the mirror in a very short time, so that the tip of the needle can penetrate the mirror without causing breakage!
This requires at least the cultivation of the ground level! It even needs the cultivation of the late stage of the ground level! Ye Fan, where did he break through three times? At least ten times he broke through!
"Don't stare at it, stupid you?" Ye Fan said to Xi Dihua.
When his consciousness swept over, he found that Li Xuan was wiping his buttocks with wet wipes, and his white, tender, straight and curvy beautiful buttocks feasted Ye Fan's eyes.
And her silver teeth secretly biting and scolding and scolding made Ye Fan extremely happy.
"Yes, Ye Shao!" Xi Dihua realized that this would make Li Xuan find something unusual, and hurriedly withdrew his gaze, looking at his nose and mouth, and looking at his heart, looking like an old monk in a settled position.
"Ye Shao, I'm really sorry, I seem to have a bit of a stomach problem!"
After a while, Li Xuan walked out, she felt that she was about to dehydrate, her legs were straight and weak, and she couldn't stand steadily.
I couldn't help but feel full of anger in my heart, I obviously had a good stomach and didn't eat anything bad, how could I have diarrhea! Besides, even if I ate something bad and wanted to have diarrhea, then why didn't my urethra seem to obey the call? It must be Ye Fan who is doing it again.
"It doesn't matter. Now the food safety problem in Huaxia is really worrying! Anyone can encounter this kind of problem!" Ye Fan said with a smile, "In addition, Miss Li, you should also pay more attention to your stomach." Your body is important, do you want me to help you with acupuncture and moxibustion to recuperate?
"Oh, really?" Li Xuan said with a smile, "Then Lao Ye will have to worry less! However, let's talk about it after drinking this pot of tea? I have never had acupuncture, so I'm still a little nervous! Let's wait for a while!"
This Qi Dispersing Pill was a superb poison given to her by Qin Xuanshuang, as long as she ate half a pill, she could completely let an Ancient Martial Sect cultivator dissipate the true qi of her whole body.
In this pot of tea, there are three dispersing pills, Ye Fan has already drunk a cup, it should have the content of half a grain, but Li Xuan is still ready to let Ye Fan drink a few more cups for the sake of safety.
Ye Fan is a master of the Pill Rune Sect, and now that his divine sense has reached the point of transcendent sanctification, he has already recognized that the tea is very strange.
However, this Qi Dispersion Pill had no effect on Ye Fan, because Ye Fan had recently taken a lot of Violent Qi Pills, and its effect was to converge the True Qi and burst the True Qi. The Qi Dispersion Pill could not accelerate the speed of convergence and explosion, and it would not affect Ye Fan's strength at all.
Ye Fan suddenly smiled and said, "Miss Li, you won't poison me, will you?"
"How come?" The look of consternation in Li Xuan's eyes flashed, but he immediately said with a smile on his face: "Ye Shao, if you don't believe it, I'll drink with you!" After speaking, he poured himself a glass of water and drank it all.
Ye Fan secretly sighed that this woman is so cunning!
She had never cultivated the kung fu of the Ancient Martial Sect at all, so this Qi Dispersing Pill had no effect on her at all. If it was an ordinary Guwu Sect master, he would definitely be deceived by her and hit in an instant!
Ye Fan smiled: "I've heard of a method of poisoning, not poisoning the tea, but smearing the venom in the cup......"
"Ye Shao, you really think too badly of Li Xuan! Too careful! It's a pity that I still treat you as a friend!" Li Xuan feigned anger and glared at Ye Fan, but suddenly smiled, full of charm, and said angrily: "If you don't believe it, you can use my cup!"
"How embarrassing is that?" Ye Fan was polite and scratched his head, but he still picked up Li Xuan's cup, saw that there was a bright lipstick mark on it, and said with a smile: "I also indirectly kissed Miss Li Fangze, offended!"
After speaking, he poured himself a glass of water and drank it from Li Xuan's cup, while drinking, his eyes bloomed with a thief light, and he looked at Li Xuan's red lips.
"Ah......" Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, she understood that Ye Fan was saying that he was kissing indirectly with herself, and she was ashamed and annoyed in her heart.