Chapter 40: Joke (2)
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Ye Chun is good, I really don't know how to be good.
She stood under the lamp in a tight-fitting shirt, her trouser legs pulled up to her knees, and her calves and feet were frozen white and purple. Half of his arm was exposed, and his wrist was marked with red finger marks, which were not lightly or heavily grasped by Inspector Lei. A heart fluttered in the cavity for a long time, but it still couldn't calm down, making her breathless and dizzy. She had lived twenty years and had never been so frightened. Raising her eyes and glaring at Lei Duli, she saw that Lei Duli was different from usual tonight - tonight was very cold, but he was dressed very thinly, as if he had run out of the dance hall temporarily, but he looked very energetic. Probably from childhood to adulthood, he was also the first time he was slapped with a big mouth tonight, so standing in front of her, his face was uncertain, as if he was ready to be angry at any moment.
The two confronted each other for a while, and at the end, the corners of Lei Duli's mouth curled, and he suddenly smiled: "I'm scared? I'm sorry, it's my fault." I wanted to play around with you. β
Ye Chunhao believed that he didn't want toβand didn't have toβdo anything rude to herself, but it was still a few minutes before she spoke again. She pointed to the big bed and asked, "You went up in your shoes?"
Inspector Lei nodded.
Ye Chunhao couldn't scold him, let alone beat him, but he was really angry in his heart. Kicking the footbasin under the bed, she walked to the edge of the bed barefoot, and even tore the sheets off: "It's all dirty for you!"
She raged at the sheets and quilts, ripped them off and folded them all onto the chair outside. She threw away the old one and put the new one, she was so tired that she was panting, her feet and legs were as cold as ice, but her head was so hot that she was sweating. Inspector Lei stood by and looked at her, and said "put your shoes on", but she turned a deaf ear and ignored him. Finally, when the bed was put back in order, she stopped and told Lei Duli: "Please go, Dashuai!
Lei Duli sat at the table, turned his head to look at the table and replied, "The car is gone, how can I go back?"
"How you came, how you go back! There is no reason for you to stay and not leave!"
Lei Duli studied the texture of the table intently, and seemed to be fascinated.
Ye Chun was so tired that he couldn't stand up, so he turned around and sat on the edge of the bed: "How did you get here? I didn't see you enter the door!"
Only then did Inspector Regain his senses, and he looked up and replied, "I bought off your neighbor and came over the wall from next door." β
Ye Chunhao heard this, and he was annoyed again-is this the behavior that a person with status should do? No wonder Bai Xuefeng sent a bottle of wine for no reason, the co-author was ordered by him to act a plan to move himself out of the mountain!
Lei Du took a look around the room, then got up and walked to the basin stand, took off a white towel, and handed it to Ye Chunhao: "Wipe your feet, go to bed and lie down." β
Holding the towel and waiting for a while, he saw that Ye Chun ignored him, so he simply bent down and lifted one of her legs and wiped her bare feet with his own hands. Ye Chunhao immediately shrank his feet up: "That's the towel I used to wipe my face! You-you are really!"
She put both legs into the quilt and wouldn't let him touch her again. And Lei Duli threw the towel into the washbasin and sighed at Ye Chunhao: "My joke is really bad." β
Ye Chunhao hugged her knees and hung her head - she had previously found that there was a shadow of a playboy hidden behind Lei Duli, but now that she looked, it turned out that behind the playboy, there was a large naughty boy.
"When we first met, you were so dignified. She whispered, "It's a different person now." β
Lei Duli walked over and sat down on the edge of the bed: "When you were an outsider at that time, of course I had a little bit with you. β
"Then you still think I'm an outsider. β
Lei Duli shook his head and smiled: "I can't do this." Then he shuddered, "Do you have heating in this house?"
"Yes, but it's not time to turn on the heat. β
Lei Duli turned to her and said, "It's cold." β
Ye Chun didn't look at him and twisted his face away: "Since you are afraid of the cold, why do you have to wear so little tonight?"
Lei Duli smiled, didn't answer, and hugged his arms and shivered again. Ye Chun saw that he was uncomfortable with cold, so he wanted to urge him to go home, but before he could say anything, he stood up first - stood up, took off his suit jacket and threw it at the end of the bed, ripped off his tie, and hung it on the bedside railing. Sitting down and rubbing his feet and taking off his leather shoes, he lay down on the bed, and pulled the quilt over himself, covering it tightly, only exposing one head, and his attitude was quite generous and natural.
Ye Chunhao was stunned again: "What are you doing?"
Lei Duli asked rhetorically, "Can you bear to let me freeze like this?"
"I can't bear it!"
"You can't bear it, I can't bear it. He said to Ye Chunhao: "That joke just now is not good, it is my fault." I apologize to you, and don't be angry. You lie down and we talk. β
As he spoke, he reached out to pull Ye Chunhao's arm. Ye Chunhao shook his hand fiercely and shook his hand away. He was stunned, then got up and grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her down on the bed. Ye Chunhao didn't tear and resist him, he only glared at him viciously, but he was more aggrieved and reasonable: "Among the women in the world, you are the worst for me!"
"You talk nonsense!"
"Then why don't you listen to me?"
"I can't listen to what you say! I run to my room in the middle of the night to scare people, I'm annoyed, you still don't leave, you still have to sleep in my bed, and you want me to give you a good look, I really can't do it!"
"Why can't I sleep in your bed?"
"You're either a child, or you're messing around! I haven't married you, so how can I let you spend the night in my house?
"What's the use of your reputation? Aren't you going to marry a man for the rest of your life?"
"You're saying such unreasonable things again!"
"You hold my hand!"
"Why?"
"My hands are freezing!"
He stretched out his hands in front of Ye Chunhao, Ye Chunhao raised his hand to block, but when his fingers touched the back of his hand, she found that his hand was indeed as cold as ice. Suddenly remembering that he had fallen into the ice river and fallen into the root of the cold, she hesitated slightly, and her heart softened, so she still held his hands.
Her palms were soft and warm, slightly sweaty, as if they were infinitely malleable enough to wrap around his large hands. Quietly dodged backwards and hidden, she was only willing to give him this pair of hot hands. However, the temperature in the bed did gradually rise, and her heat finally warmed him.
Sneezed coldly, and Lei Duli shrank the lower half of his face into the quilt: "I'm probably frozen." β
Ye Chunhao let out a "hmm".
Lei Duli said again: "You are really too bad for me. β
This sentence was said by him seriously and plainly, not like he was talking about human feelings, but like talking about the truth. Ye Chun was so lazy to argue with him, he simply showed the patience to coax the little brother, and replied without a match: "Is it worse than Mary Feng?"
"When I first got married, she was very nice to me. β
"Then why did I divorce you again?"
Inspector looked at her and smiled, but did not speak.
"Doesn't Yan Nong don't want you anymore?"
"It doesn't matter how many women like that are, whether she is dead or alive, whether she wants me or not. β
Ye Chun pondered for a moment, and took out a question that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time: "Yan Nong did escape, right? You didn't ...... Didn't hurt her, did you?"
"Don't worry, she didn't cuckold me, I can't afford to kill her. β
Then he moved forward, "What are you doing with those women? β
"There's nothing to say, I just want you to go home and sleep. If you refuse, then I will not have the strength to carry you out, so I will have to go out and lay the floor. β
"You dare!"
"Then don't speak, close your eyes and sleep. β
Inspector Lei obediently closed his eyes and didn't speak for a long time. Ye Chunhao gently let go of his hand, but he didn't react. Ye Chunhao listened quietly for a moment, listening to his deep breathing, and it seemed that he was really asleep.
She pushed away the quilt and sat up, thinking to herself that she would either change rooms and lay on the floor, or go out to stay in a hotelβthis weather is really similar to being tortured, and it is not very convenient to go out and stay in a hotel, a lone woman. Either go to a luxury hotel and open a room for the night, but if he leaves like this, Lei Duli will definitely lose his child's temper again when he wakes up. A child's temper combined with lawless power can cause a catastrophe.
After thinking about it, she hesitated, and suddenly remembered one thing again: "Did he sleep warmly?"
A hand reached through the bed, touched his hand like a thief, and then went deeper, touching his waist. Her hands were not so cold, but there was no heat on her body, she withdrew her hand, thought about it, and then crawled to the edge of the bed on all fours, stretched out her legs and put on slippers.
Taking off her coat and putting it on, she pushed the door open and walked out, returning a moment later with a hot rubber hot water bottle in her hand. Standing on the edge of the bed and lifting the quilt, she was about to put the hot water bottle in, but the action stopped, she put down the quilt, turned around and walked to open the cabinet, stumbled and found a big towel, wrapped the hot water bottle in two layers, and then lifted the quilt again and put it next to Lei Duli. The hot water bottle is a new British product she bought, ready to be used when it is cold, who knows that it is the first time it is filled with hot water, but it is Lei Duli who is warm. However, there is an old soup woman at home, which can also be used, and she plans to take the soup woman to the wing room to make a floor.
But just as she was about to turn around, Inspector Lei on the bed suddenly spoke: "You still have some kindness to me." β
Ye Chunhao sighed: "I'm not good, I'll treat you the worst all day." β
"Why haven't you come up yet?"
"You're such a bully!"
Lei Duli sat up suddenly: "I haven't touched you with a finger, but you wronged me up?"
Ye Chunhao was afraid that he would say the word "wronged", once these two words came out, it meant that Lei Duli was really angry - whether he was justified or not, anyway, he felt wronged, and he had to avenge himself. And Lei Duli retreated backwards and gave up the place where he had just slept on: "Come on." If you don't come up, I'll go down and drag you. β
Ye Chunhao sighed again.
Lei Duli lay down for a long time, but he didn't warm the quilt in the slightest, Ye Chunhao shrank down, and there was a big hot water bottle between him and Lei Duli. Inspector asked her, "Can you trust me?"
"What does it make if you believe it? You don't respect my opinion. β
"Less nonsense! I just ask if you believe me or not. β
Ye Chunhao was silent for a moment, because he was really too lazy to sigh anymore, so he simply replied in a low voice: "I believe you." β
A hand that was scalded by a hot water bottle reached over and held her hand, Lei Duli closed his eyes, as if he was finally satisfied: "Then you don't make trouble, let's sleep." β
On this night, Lei Duli can be called a very unreasonable and upright gentleman.
He slept well and did not wake up until dawn. Sitting up with his short hair standing up, he saw Ye Chunhao in front of the bed. Ye Chun was dressed neatly early, and his head and face were very clean, but his eyebrows were frowning, with a little helpless sadness. As if the old lady looked at her naughty son, she looked at him helplessly.
He rubbed his eyes and muttered, "Call Xue Feng to come over, I'm going to get up." β
Ye Chunhao knew that Bai Xuefeng's name was an adjutant general, but in fact, his work was equal to Supervisor Lei's personal servant, and it was precisely because of his extra thoughtful service that he had developed his career today. Kicking a pair of slippers to the bed, and putting a new toothbrush dipped in tooth powder on the warm water cup, she sighed and said: "You have been lying in my house all night like this, I really can't tell you clearly, and what face is there to see Adjutant Bai." I'll take care of you, brush your teeth and wash your face, please don't mess with me anymore. β