Chapter 161: Sun Zai
"Hahahaha, Brother Lang, you are really amazing, in the part of Modu University, you can actually talk about covering people? And as soon as you open your mouth to cover it, it is our famous school flower of Modu University, strong, Brother Lang, you are really strong!"
Zhang Lang just raised his legs and wanted to leave, and suddenly there was a yin and yang strange voice from the side, Zhang Lang followed the voice and looked over, and saw Sun Dali's ordinary bear-like block, separated from the crowd and walked out, followed by a group of people like uh little brothers, and then swaggered to Zhang Lang's side, and then looked at Zhang Lang with a provocative face, that kind of look is like writing on his face, come on, come to hit me.
"Boring, pervert!"
Zhang Lang glanced at Sun Dali coldly, and then said with a disdainful expression. After saying this, Zhang Lang directly pulled up Wang Qian, who was hiding behind him, and walked forward.
After Sun Dali listened to Zhang Lang's words, and then looked at Zhang Lang's reaction to himself, his face turned green all of a sudden, but what he didn't see was Zhang Lang's expression when he despised him seriously, bypassed him and then led Wang Qian away, how cool and refreshing it was!
No way, it's so cool, usually only people scold themselves for being boring and perverted, who would have thought that someone would rush over and be scolded like this. It's just looking for abuse!
But Zhang Langshuang is cool, her inner psychological activities. Others didn't know that such a cheap expression was placed in the eyes of Derpy, Liu Ke'er, and Tang Guo. Suddenly, all of these women brushed Zhang Lang with a white eye.
"Ugh. After seeing the reactions of several women, Zhang Lang's breathing was stagnant, and then he suddenly touched his nose in embarrassment.
"Zhang Lang, you are fine, right?"
What made Zhang Lang speechless the most was that Wang Qian, who was holding him, suddenly opened his hand at this time, and then hurriedly ran to Zhang Lang's side, looking at him worriedly.
"I'm fine, what's wrong with you? What can I do?" Zhang Lang looked at Wang Qian curiously and asked, he really didn't know why, this woman would ask himself such a question.
"But why are you laughing, so, so ......" Wang Qian is a gentle girl, that kind of very bad words, obviously she can't say it, but although Wang Qian didn't say it, Zhang Lang still guessed the words behind it.
"Ahem. There is no way to answer Wang Qian's sharp and profound question. Zhang Lang could only cough a few times to hide his embarrassment.
"Well, you haven't eaten yet, have you? Let's go eat. ”
In order to avoid the gentle cute girl in front of him from mentioning the embarrassing thing just now, Zhang Lang had to change the topic.
"Oh, I haven't eaten yet, so let's go to dinner together, I'll invite you for this meal, even if it's to repay you for helping me just now, but before you go to dinner, can you let go of my hand?"
After Wang Qian heard Zhang Hao's words, she didn't feel anything at first, but suddenly felt the movement of Zhang Lang's hand, and her face was flushed. The red one seemed to be able to drip blood, and then the more he went to the back, the voice began to get smaller and smaller, until finally it was like the sound of words humming, if it weren't for Zhang Lang's good hearing, he wouldn't even be able to hear what Wang Qian was going to say later?
"Ah? Sao Rui Saorui, I can't help it, I can't help it, don't care, these are small things, so let's go." ”
After Zhang Lang heard Wang Qian's words, he hurriedly let go of the girl's hand, after all, people had already said such things, and if they grabbed it like this, wouldn't it be to destroy the image that was not too tall in Wang Qian's heart? Besides, if he grabbed it again, he would be playing hooligan, after all, Zhang Lang was a new socialist new and new three-good hooligan. You can't always be tasteless, low-level and vulgar like ordinary scoundrels.
"Let's go, will I let you go? If you don't fucking crawl out for me today, I'll be surnamed Zhang with you!"
Just when Zhang Lang wanted to continue to say something, and then flirt with the beautiful young lady. Great fleas will always choose the most critical places to pop out at the most critical moments, yes, our Brother Hercules is such a great flea.
"Please, classmate, I didn't see that I had ignored you, you are a little self-aware. Okay, it's going to make everyone very embarrassed if you do this, I'll say it myself, I've ignored you, can you know that I'm ignoring you? You said you jumped out by yourself like this, you said let me beat you, I can't do it, I scold you, I can't open my mouth. I'll hit~"
Zhang Lang held his forehead with his hand, and said to Sun Dali helplessly, it was simply a matter of dislike and disgust, and then Zhang Lang said the most professional slogan in Bruce, and directly punched Sun Dali's nose.
This is the most unbearable thing for Sun Dali is that you just fucking said, you can't beat me, you can't open your mouth to scold me, aren't those words just now scolding me? And in the end, you were silent and actually slapped my handsome and handsome nose, don't you know that my nose is the most like that big brother?
"The world is clean!" After beating Sun Dali, Zhang Lang took a deep breath as if he had done the most relieving thing in the world, and looked up to the sky and laughed.
But there are still many miracles in this world, after all, and the so-called vigorous will produce miracles. There is no doubt that our Brother Mighty is such a miracle person.
Originally, Zhang Lang's fist could completely defeat Sun Dali, but what Zhang Lang never expected was that the hardness of this product's body would be so strong. After hitting the nose of this cargo with such a heavy fist, although this thing looks embarrassed, it can still stand up.
Then I saw Sun Dali slowly floating his nose under the terrifying gaze of everyone and stood up.
"Zhang Lang, you're done, you're fucking finished, you dare to hit my handsome nose, do you know that I eat by my nose, my nose is the most like a big brother, do you know? ”
Although Sun Dali's hands were covered with nosebleeds and his embarrassed face was very funny, none of the people present could laugh, because who was he? He was one of the three young people in the magic capital, and no one could put Sun Dali's threat aside.
Of course, except for Zhang Lang's goods, everyone looked in Zhang Lang's direction, and saw that Zhang Lang was actually picking his nose, yes, this bastard was picking his nose. After everyone saw Zhang Lang's movements, they all said for a while, big brother, you are also the style of a master, what kind of trouble are you digging your nose and smell? Besides, the provocation of others has already arrived at the door, you are good sister, or you kick out two feet, you are picking your nose in front of others like this, what kind of plane are you doing?
Of course, this is not the most unacceptable thing for everyone. The most unacceptable thing for them is that Zhang Lang actually talked about the nose after digging up the nose. Sun Dali's face is right, it just bounced on the face, on the face.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Lang completely ignored Sun Dali's face that had become-yellow, spoke slowly, and said casually: "Please, big brother, you have already said this sentence just now, I am not deaf and not a stupid fork like you, I have memorized what you said once, you don't have to say it twice, and ah, Sun Zai, you don't have to be surnamed Zhang with me, you are already my grandson, if you have my surname Zhang again, I can't give birth to a hateful person like you." ”
"Zhang Lang, ...... the"
"Shhhh ”
Originally, after listening to Zhang Lang's words, Sun Dali wanted to refute it, saying that Zhang Lang deceived people too much, but the one behind him deceived people too much and didn't say it. Zhang Lang suddenly put his middle finger on his lips, shushed, and then mysteriously leaned over to his side and whispered to him to listen.
"Uh, what are you listening to?"
Seeing Zhang Lang like this, everyone was silent for a long time, wanting to hear what kind of remarks Zhang Lang could make, and then after a long time, they really didn't hear anything. Sun Dali turned his head and blinked his little eyes, looked at Zhang Lang with a cute face, and asked such a sentence.
"Are you stupid when you say you'll listen to you? Stupid, isn't it stupid? Did I say you jumped off the building and you jumped off the building too. I'm really, what a fat thing, really brainless. ”
Originally, everyone looked at Zhang Lang expectantly, hoping that he could say something big. But what they didn't expect was that Zhang Lang directly slapped Sun Dali's head, and then said such a paragraph, and slapped Sun Dali while talking.
"Zhang Lang, you ......"
History is always so strikingly similar, originally when Sun Dali was about to speak, Zhang Lang once again successfully interrupted Sun Dali's words at the break point of Sun Dali's speech, and then went back wildly.
"What am I, what's wrong with me? You said I haven't paid attention to you, haven't you? You said you're just such a stupid, you still want to be my grandson, do you say you're stupid? Just like you? I have a grandson like you, I want to shoot your dad against the wall, you know? Get out, get out of here, don't get in my way, I still have to go to dinner with my little sister, it's disgusting to you. ”
After spraying Sun Dali for a while, Zhang Lang waved his hand with disgust, as if he was chasing flies, which deeply stimulated the arrogant and noble self-confidence of our brother Dali.
After all, our brother Dali is also a lone wolf from the Modu grassland, and his slogan is still crying alone, true love is invincible, and he was slapped in the face by Zhang Lang in front of so many people, and he was slapped in the face naked, and he also showed affection in front of him, so our big brother made a decision that he will never forget.