160.Farce (1)

A few nets of fish were caught, and the boat was full of laughter.

The happiest time for fishermen is when they pull up their nets and have a harvest.

Ao Wenchang followed the net and cleaned up the catch, watching the net release and falling so many sardines, he would become elated in the morning:

"If you come online, the capital to go to sea will come back, isn't it Uncle Dao?"

Ao Daodao hurriedly gathered the fish, and smiled from ear to ear: "It must have been earned! It will cost five or six hundred yuan for a trip of diesel fuel and labor, and the sardines are now less than five or six yuan a catty, and this net must not have one hundred or forty or fifty catties?"

"The sardines are seven hundred yuan in a net, and there are some mackerel, big mouths, and partial mouths, and these fish cost at least fifteen yuan a catty? I estimate that there are twenty catties, and that is three hundred yuan, which is a thousand yuan. Ao Wenchang said with a smile.

"If you count the labor, now a strong laborer goes to sea for 100 yuan a day, the three of you count 300 yuan, the diesel money is 400 yuan is enough, plus 300 yuan for the depreciation of the fishing boat, if you calculate it, this is not profitable, it is to return to the capital. ”

Ao Qianpan smiled: "You are right. ”

Ao Wenchang said: "It's the simplest addition and subtraction, and it's easy to calculate." ”

Ao Daodao lit a cigarette and took a deep breath in his mouth, and then said: "Yes, no wonder I always lose money, I used to be inaccurate." ”

Ao Muyang, who was leading the team in front of the sea fishing boat, waved and shouted: "Continue to get off the net, go in the direction of ten o'clock, and speed up the boat!"

Ao Daodao bit the cigarette butt with his teeth, and a few words popped out from between his teeth: "Okay, dragon head!"

The catch of this trip to the sea was sardines, and some mackerel and the like.

Sardines are the basis of the marine fish biological chain, they are food for many carnivorous fish, so every time you catch sardines, there is an extra catch.

After several nets in a row, the cabin of the fishing boat was full of sardines.

After fishing the sardines, Ao Muyang led the team back.

Sardines are not a rare species, so they don't have to be sent to the Red Ocean, they can be sold at the town dock.

Ao Daodao went to sell fish, and Ao Muyang took Ao Wenchang back to the village first.

The fishing boat was sailing on the sea outside the village, and from a long distance they saw a group of people standing on the pier.

Ao Wenchang asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Ao Muyang said casually: "I don't know, go over and take a look, is there a water show in the village?"

Ao Wenchang's face changed: "Don't, don't have any collective activities in the village, every time everyone gathers together, they will use me as a topic." ”

The sea fishing boat set off snow-white waves and sailed to the dock, the tiger was unwilling, and didn't want to be separated from Ao Muyang like this, so he quietly followed.

Gradually approaching the dock, the two gradually saw the situation on the dock.

I saw at least forty or fifty people on the dock, and a woman was crying hoarsely: "Wenchang, Wenchang, Wenchang, my son, my son, where have you gone? You can't die, what's wrong with you, ah, Wenchang......"

The person next to him was trying his best to comfort: "Daughter-in-law Qianyao, don't cry, don't cry, alas!"

"Maybe Wenchang didn't commit suicide by jumping into the sea, didn't he find a corpse......"

"Margobi Dayou, who do you say committed suicide by jumping into the sea? My son will definitely not commit suicide by jumping into the sea! Who is my son? He will not be so weak, he must be joking with us, the suicide note is a joke!" Ao Wenchang's father, Ao Qianyao, roared wildly.

Ao Wenchang's mother rushed up and tore her husband like a mad tiger: "Did you draft it, Ao Qianyao! You forced Wenchang to die, Wenchang said clearly in the letter, you forced him to die! Be an official, be an official, be an official! Why didn't you die?!"

Faintly listening to the shouts on the dock, Ao Muyang looked at Ao Wenchang in amazement: "Your parents?"

Ao Wenchang's face changed greatly: "Damn, I left a suicide note on my sampan when I jumped into the sea in the morning, and I forgot to take the suicide note with me when I went to sea with you!"

In this way, Ao Muyang knew what was going on, apparently after they left, someone found the empty boat, and found a suicide note from the boat, and then thought that Ao Wenchang had committed suicide.

In particular, there were still Ao Wenchang's clothes on the boat, which were changed by Ao Muyang when he saw him jump into the sea several times and get wet, and after changing it, Ao Wenchang threw it on his own sampan boat, which is estimated to be regarded as evidence of his suicide.

Ao Muyang slammed the throttle, and the fishing boat entered the dock at the fastest speed.

Ao Wenchang hurriedly went to the dock and shouted: "Mom and Dad, I'm not dead! I'm back!"

The worried villagers turned their heads in amazement, and the couple who were tearing Ao Qianyao turned their heads even more stunned, and then saw the living Ao Wenchang.

His mother Yao Xiuli scratched her husband while watching him, and Ao Qianyao didn't dodge, squatting on the ground with a decadent face, letting his wife toss.

Hearing the familiar voice of his son, Ao Qianyao suddenly raised his head, and then roared: "Son!"

Yao Xiuli couldn't react a little, her eyes were swollen like peaches, her nerves were paralyzed, although she saw her son, she was dazed, and subconsciously continued to toss her husband.

Ao Qianyao pushed her away and shouted, "Can't you see your son coming back, why are you scratching me?"

Ao Wenchang quickly ran up and hugged his mother, seeing his son up close and feeling his son's body temperature, Yao Xiuli finally believed that this was the truth, and cried loudly: "Son! son! Fuck your mother, where have you been?"

Ao Qianlai was stunned and asked, "Xiucai, didn't you commit suicide by jumping into the sea?" I went diving in the morning to find your body, where did you come out again?"

Song Qiumin pulled him and said, "Don't talk nonsense, Uncle Qianlai, Wenchang didn't commit suicide." ”

"Yes, yes, Wenchang didn't commit suicide, it's great. ”

"I said it all, Xiucai is just scaring and scaring his parents!"

"Okay, okay, let's disperse, don't watch the excitement here, it's good that there are no dead people. ”

After joy and excitement, Ao Qianyao became angry: "Draft, you dead child, can you joke about this kind of thing, can you use this kind of thing to scare people?"

As he spoke, he wanted to go up and beat his son.

Today really scared him and his wife to death, and if the village women hadn't stopped him in the morning, his daughter-in-law would have to commit suicide by throwing herself into the sea!

Facing his father, who had been accumulating prestige for a long time, Ao Wenchang was still a little scared, hugging his mother and looking at him with a cower.

Ao Muyang couldn't stand it, and said: "Wenchang, do you want to be forced to death again? Next time you may not be lucky enough to meet the tiger!"

Hearing this, Ao Wenchang reacted violently, and then he pushed his father's arm away and shouted: "Do you think I'm scaring you? If it weren't for the killer whale raised by Brother Yang who saved me, if it wasn't for Brother Yang who saved me, I would really be dead!"

Ao Qianyao said sharply: "You still dare to scare me?"

Ao Wenchang was angry and aggrieved, he pushed his mother away and jumped into the sea: "You have to force me to death!"