Chapter 621: I'll Call You Grandpa When No One Is Around
Everything that happened in the conference room was captured by a surveillance camera hidden in the corner.
After all, this is a school, and there are many female students, and the school is afraid that the workers who decorate the conference room will be dishonest and do something illegal and undisciplined, so they quietly installed a monitoring probe for safety reasons.
The director of the teaching department, who was observing the surveillance video, happened to find this scene, and his face suddenly changed!
"It's over, this is the fairy infiltrating the school!"
The director of the teaching office has seen two supernatural incidents in the surveillance video, one is the bald monk flying back and forth to Moli's dormitory like a cloud, and the other is when Meng Fan flies in the night sky when he takes a carving to see Moli.
Now he saw the cartoon girl doll beating the security guard, and the weird paper man kicked the headmaster's terrifying scene, trembling nervously, clasped his hands together and prayed for a while, and quickly deleted the surveillance video in horror like the previous two times!
"Immortals, don't trouble me! The little one saw it by accident, and he would never reveal it!"
The director of the teaching office muttered reverently, his back was soaked with cold sweat, and he thought that Bai Xiaoyi and the fairy were together, so he hurriedly put a love letter to Bai Xiaoyi into the shredder.
Bai Xiaoyi is petite, gentle and kind, and has excellent popularity, and is deeply loved by single male teachers.
The director of the teaching office, who is a little fat and still spends every lonely night with his hands in his thirties, is not exempt from vulgarity in front of Bai Xiaoyi, and has long been in love, but at this time, he has already sworn decisively that he will never think about Bai Xiaoyi again in the future, and accept the supervision of the gods.
At this time, he felt that this Bai Xiaoyi was probably also a little fairy.
In the conference room, Meng Fan asked the female paper man to help Bai Xiaoyi, who was unconscious due to too nervousness, stood in front of the security guards who lost their armor, set off a fire, burned their clothes, and let them line up neatly, took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and threatened: "Do you know how to do today's things?"
"Got it, got it. ”
"We haven't been here before, we haven't seen anything!"
"Yes, yes, we all happened to be sick today, deaf and dumb, I don't know what's going on here!"
Seeing the power of the paper man, and seeing that Meng Fan could summon flames out of thin air, the security guards were so frightened that they swore on the spot that they would forget everything that had just happened, and they would never dare to mention it, let alone think about it, even if they dreamed of it.
"Very well, you can go. ”
Meng Fan waved his hand at the security guard who was clean and slippery.
Security guards, look at me, I look at you, your clothes are gone, how can you get out?
But fortunately, there is a lively head, and I saw a few buckets of paint for decoration in the corner of the conference room, with different colors, so I painted myself camouflage with a brush, and other security guards also painted gourds according to the scoop, and after completion, at first glance it really didn't look like I was wearing no clothes.
"Stand upright, look to the left, and say goodbye to the masters!"
The security guards stood in formation, looked at Meng Fan in unison, saluted, and then walked out of the conference room meticulously with square steps, and left with endless fear......
Bai Xiaoyi, who had just been a little sober, saw the security guard salute Meng Fan and leave, blinked her beautiful eyes, and murmured, "Today's dream...... It's a long time!"
"Principal Zhou, I'm really sorry, why don't you call some more people? ”
Meng Fan walked not far away, kicked on Principal Zhou's fat body, and smiled lazily.
"Don't dare, don't dare!" Principal Zhou, who was active-minded, couldn't see that the handsome young man with a harmless smile in front of him was definitely not a terrifying existence that he could afford to provoke, and his methods were even beyond the normal cognition of human beings.
"I think you dare. Meng Fan tapped the principal's head with his fingertips, "But I'm not worried, you can do things casually, but next time, my methods won't be as gentle as they are now, when I come to school, there will be a big screen at the door as soon as I enter, if you don't behave, I don't mind letting your video loop on the screen, and also, those old men sitting in the Education Bureau must also want to see the small movie starring Principal Zhou himself, and I don't mind sending it to them, but it's a bit troublesome, it's better to upload it directly to the Internet to save worry......"
"Oh, I'm Grandpa! I'll call you Grandpa!"
As soon as he heard Meng Fan say this, Principal Zhou was scared in his heart, he struggled all his life to become the principal, it was not easy to come by, kowtow again like pounding garlic, if there was garlic on the ground, he would have already pounded it into garlic paste, and said while crying: " I really don't dare, when I see you in the future, when no one is around, I really call you grandpa, just let me go, I don't dare to think about Teacher Bai anymore, I will meet the requirements you said, today I will hold a meeting to elect Teacher Bai as an excellent teacher and give her a salary increase, yes, I will definitely fire that woman and make Teacher Bai angry, do you think this will be done?"
"Hehe!" Meng Fan smiled mockingly, this world is really realistic, if it weren't for his strength, I'm afraid that Mr. Bai would have cried and gotten into the car back to his hometown, and his fate would definitely not be good.
Meng Fan pinched Principal Zhou's ear, picked it up, helped him tidy up the messy collar, and chuckled: "If you know your mistakes, you will be a good child, and when you grow up in the future, you will realize that this world is far more cruel than you imagined, and it is not because you are in a high position that everything will accommodate you, okay, the matter has passed, don't cry, don't fire anyone, it's not easy for everyone to live, and sometimes it's inevitable to do foolish things, now you cheer up and do me a favor." ”
"Okay, the little one is willing to serve his grandfather!"
Principal Zhou, who was reprimanded by Meng Fan like a grandson, stood with his hands down, his attitude was respectful, and he was also uneasy in his heart, he didn't know what Meng Fan asked him to do, if he killed people and set fires, he had to think about it, at least he had to send his wife and children abroad first.
"Help me register, hasn't the Qu family already said hello, I'm going to be an auditor in this school. Meng Fan waved away the paper figure standing at the door, smiling kindly.
"Huh?" Principal Zhou was stunned for a moment, and his eyes suddenly widened, "You still want to be an auditor?"
"What's wrong? It's not easy to do?" Meng Fan squinted at Principal Zhou.
"It's easy to do, it's so easy to do!" Principal Zhou shook his hands in front of him and explained, "I think that with your identity, how can you be an auditor? Auditors don't have a diploma! Just a few days ago, a boy was trapped by love and hanged himself in the classroom.
Bai Xiaoyi, who had not been awake for a while, leaned on Jiujiu, faintly heard the principal's words, rubbed his big eyes, and muttered, "...... What kind of dream is this?"
At the same time, Yuan Tianyu, who only donated six yuan to poverty alleviation activities, has gathered a group of younger brothers who only donated five yuan, and plans to teach a lesson to the cloth shoes brother who donated 150,000 yuan......