Volume 1 Xiao Yin Yu City Chapter 0329 Return to the old business
Wang Junjie's wanton celebration was like a trumpet, the whole team of Suzhou and Hangzhou rushed to the field with a tsunami, and Wang Junjie was pressed under the arhats, Zhong Miaoke covered his mouth on the sidelines, crying with joy, Zhu Ju and the two didn't understand their world, but they also showed a smile for the first time, Li Yanyang stood aside quietly, smiled, and then pressed the last one up.
Li Yanyang ended his basketball career with a fatal assist, and also used the last assist to tell his teammates that they can rely on themselves to solve the battle!
Wang Junjie slashed forty plus, the whole team was reborn, and even Lu He began to be invincible, just like what he said when he excitedly reported to the old principal after the game, so proud, so proud, he said, Li Yanyang played for eighteen seconds, didn't score a point, and Suzhou and Hangzhou University conquered Shucheng!
The soldiers of Suzhou and Hangzhou University were excited, only to feel that this Shucheng was the place where they were reborn, and they had to stay to celebrate, the three armies forced the palace, Lu He was helpless, and asked the old principal by phone, Nian Heping said a sentence that made Lu He arrogant and proud in front of the basketball team for a lifetime.
"Can't I get a refund for my plane ticket? How much money can I lose? Is Suzhou University bad money?"
The celebration is extremely grand, drink and talk happily, it is not only a celebration, but also a farewell, although everyone did not say, but in response to that sentence, they are all in the wine, everyone toasts Li Yanyang a glass, Li Yanyang domineering two cups in return, drunk darkly, from the hotel to KTV, from KTV to the back of the hotel, and finally with the bamboo chrysanthemum piano and flute ensemble "Men should be self-reliant", Li Yanyang Zhong Miaoke reproduced the martial arts aerobics and ended.
To Zhong Miaoke's surprise, everyone helped each other back to the hotel, and Li Yanyang, who drank the most, was still sober, and even the martial arts aerobics was as steady as a rock, which made her breathe a sigh of relief, but she was a little lost in her heart, and she originally wanted to experience the romance of the little daughter-in-law serving her drunkard husband........
Li Yanyang didn't know Zhong Miaoke's thoughts, otherwise he would be really drunk.
What's even more surprising is that Li Yanyang naturally went to Zhong Miaoke's bed, and Zhong Miaoke didn't refuse, just lay on the bed, and both of them were extremely calm.
Zhong Miaoke said: "How good is this life, calm and extraordinary, go to school, play basketball, why do you feel bored? Why are you always so busy? What are you busy with?"
Li Yanyang did not answer Zhong Miaoke's doubts and smiled slightly.
Zhong Miaoke looked at Li Yanyang's eyes and saw different things, but she was destined to not understand, and muttered, "I don't know what you're tossing!"
Li Yanyang smiled again: "Then you have to ask the village chief!"
.......
Zhong Miaoke slept in a daze, and her mind had always been the village chief, she really dreamed of the village chief, the sheep village chief, but the village chief didn't speak, but the sheep hooves were more annoying, and they kicked everywhere........
Back in Suzhou and Hangzhou, Li Yanyang was not in a hurry to send Zhuju to the Northeast, because this was his reserved program, and he wanted to surprise Mei Di, but the problem came out immediately, he couldn't let the two live with him, not to mention that the conditions were more difficult and wronged the two girls, the key was that he was not Liu Xia Hui, he was extremely sober about this, in case the two girls were impressed by their charm, could they really refuse to promise themselves?
The answer is yes, Lao Tzu is not the hero of TV, and the director said that if you don't sleep first, you won't sleep?
Li Yanyang has always been extremely resolute on the road of narcissism, so he decided to find Yang Mu.
When Yang Mu saw the two of them, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and when he heard the introduction, Yang Mu gave Li Yanyang a thumbs up: "It's really done!"
Zhu Ju and the others didn't understand much, so they could only watch the senior sister who was asked by the master to chat with the master.
Yang Mu asked, "Master, are you going to summon a divine beast?"
Li Yanyang was puzzled: "How to summon a divine beast?"
"Collecting beauties can't summon divine beasts, then why did you collect so much?" Yang Mu said with a wry smile.
"Ahem, what kind of beauty is not beautiful, these are all apprentices, different from you!" Li Yanyang said.
Yang Mu was overjoyed when he heard this: "Only I am different?"
Li Yanyang looked at Zhu Ju and said in a low voice: "You think they are all as faceless and skinless as you!"
Yang Mu was not ashamed, and grinned: "It turns out that Master likes to be passive!"
Li Yanyang thought about it for a while, and said proudly: "Nonsense, do I still need to take the initiative?
"Stinky fart!"
After dinner, when they went back to their respective homes, Li Yanyang took a shower and was concentrating, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Li Yanyang was shocked, and when she went to the door, she saw that it was Yang Mu, who was carrying a big bag, and hurriedly opened the door.
"What are you doing?" Li Yanyang said in surprise.
Yang Mu trotted down his luggage and said with a smile: "You see that they are both so old, it's not good to make do in one room, and besides, they are both junior sisters, and they can't let people sleep in the living room, and I can't sleep in the living room with my waist......."
"Let's get to the point!" Li Yanyang interrupted the broken thoughts.
Yang Mu smiled: "I'll come to you for a few days! Don't worry, I don't dislike your! Oh yes, I can also help you clean the house!"
Li Yanyang said angrily: "You are disrespectful to make decisions like this!"
"How is it?" Yang Mu asked cautiously.
"It should be punished!" Li Yanyang said in a deep voice.
"How to punish?" Yang Mu asked.
Li Yanyang looked left and right, and there was no easy guy: "I'll buy whips and candles!"
Yang Mu was suddenly frightened: "Master, don't want it!"
Li Yanyang smiled proudly: "Scared?"
Yang Mu shook his head: "I have it!"
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The days of living with Yang Mu are gray and good for Li Yanyang, painful and happy, of course, it is Yang Mu who is painful, and then he is happy.
But soon, he was a little panicked, because the eldest apprentice Jia Tiancai was coming to visit his master.
Li Yanyang panicked and said that it would be better to invite you to dinner for the teacher and find a restaurant, so as to avoid the embarrassment of being caught and raped by the apprentice.
The group of four people gathered again, and Jia Tiancai complained for a while at the dinner table, saying that the master unloaded the mill and killed the donkey, and ignored them.
Li Yanyang laughed and said I have never used your donkey.
Jia Tiancai was saddened, but after all, Xiao Qiang, who couldn't be killed, quickly resurrected with full blood, and stammered: "Master, you want to participate in the Xuanxue Competition, right?"
Li Yanyang almost forgot about this stubble, and nodded when she heard the words: "You know this?"
Jia Tiancai smiled: "I know the location is in Suzhou and Hangzhou, but I think such a bullish master must attend, otherwise it will be a fart national conference!"
Li Yanyang pursed his lips and said with a smile: "You have lived on sycophants all your life!"
Jia Tiancai was suddenly proud: "The key is that we will shoot!"
At this time, Long Tianze and Yang Mu raised doubts, and Jia Tiancai talked about the conference just hearsay, but Li Yanyang didn't know much about it, so he couldn't refute it.
Through Jia Tiancai's narration, Yang Mu, who is good at refining, summed it up in one sentence that the country's famous metaphysical masters want to fight in the ring together.
"Master, isn't that why you're going to make a name for yourself?" Yang Mu said in surprise.
Long Tianze suddenly laughed: "Then when we talk about Master Li's apprentice, won't there be someone to offer everywhere?"
"Hahaha, that's nature, Master must be coquettish, but you are pitiful, you are not a person in my Dao, and you are destined not to see the moment when Master soars into the sky. ”
"Can you?" Yang Mu said in surprise.
Long Tianze responded: "Yes, are you going too? That's still a bullshit metaphysics conference, a liar conference! Master, you can't go!"
Li Yanyang laughed, finally understood what Jia Tiancai meant, and said with a smile: "Cheng, let me ask, if I can take you there, I will take you to see the world, but don't embarrass the teacher, try to talk as little as possible, don't count it as a sexagenary branch and have to memorize the mantra!"
Hearing the master mention his embarrassment, Jia Tiancai was embarrassed for a while, and smiled: "Don't worry, I'm pretending to be dumb!"
Yang Mu suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Master, I'll go too!"
Li Yanyang was surprised: "What are you going to do?"
Yang Mu said: "Report it! This kind of event, how good it is to report it!"
"No!" Li Yanyang said: "How can this thing be reported, don't let it!"
Yang Mu suddenly suddenly said, yes, how can this thing be repaid, then everyone will stop working, and ask the master all day long, which will not only cause social chaos, but even nourish a large number of liars.
"By the way, maybe the metaphysics will be big by then, this is a precious film and television material, let's save it and not release it first. Yang Mu said.
Li Yanyang smiled helplessly: "Do you want to think crazy, you don't have the ability to think, even if I let you go to someone else's house to make me shoot, even if you want to shoot, there are national arrangements, how can it be your turn!"
Yang Mu was sad for a while, and said, "In what capacity did the senior brother attend?"
Li Yanyang said: "It's just my apprentice!"
"Then I'm also your apprentice!" Yang Mu said.
"The key is that you don't understand!" Li Yanyang said.
"I understand it too!" Yang Mu suddenly said excitedly: "Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, the five elements are mutually reinforcing....... Ten days and twelve earthly branches, and the year of the stem branch is sixty years and one Jiazi reincarnation....... One life is two, two is three, three is everything, huh....... Tai Chi gives birth to two yi, two yi gives birth to four elephants, four elephants give birth to gossip, eight eight sixty-four hexagrams, I Ching Tao Te Ching, I know!"
Li Yanyang's eyes widened, not surprised by Yang Mu's knowledge, but really fast with this eloquence!
Jia Tiancai almost laughed, and was about to say that this is all fur, but Long Tianze exclaimed first.
"Wow, little junior sister, you know more than senior brother!"
Jia Tiancai: "......."
Jia Tiancai almost didn't get angry, but Yang Mu was even more annoyed, so he actually nodded and accepted it frankly!
Jia Tiancai went crazy: "This is all fur! Where do I know more?"
Yang Mu was not convinced: "Then let's have a Xuanwumen conference first!"
Everyone was stunned, Li Yanyang's old face turned red, and he coughed twice: "We are Xuanhongmen!"
"Ahh
The three of them were embarrassed, Nima, you can remember the name wrong, but Long Tianze thinks it's okay, if you get out of Xuanhemen, it will be a bull break.......
"Okay, Master has a question, let's compare!" Jia Tiancai thought to himself, I can't compare to you?
How could Yang Mu compare metaphysics with a liar, and hurriedly said: "What kind of questions do you use Master, let's come to the simplest, memorize the Tao Te Ching!"
Jia Tiancai was stunned, Nima, this thing will have a few words!
Yang Mu knew that he was cowardly as soon as he saw Jia Tiancai's expression, she must be invincible, and she could memorize it!
"Forget it, if you think the Tao Te Ching is bullying you, the I Ching will also be successful!"
Jia Tiancai: "......"
"None of this works? What about the Analects? What about the Three Character Classic?"
Jia Tiancai was about to cry, Li Yanyang couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't take such a bully!"
Jia Tiancai was suddenly excited, and shouted that Master understands righteousness!
Li Yanyang smiled helplessly, and Yang Mu begged: "I'll go too!"
A wayward apprentice can be beaten, but Yang Mu can't, this is not willful, this is coquettish!
Li Yanyang felt that with Yang Mu's state at this time, it was easy to reveal things if he didn't agree, so he hurriedly agreed: "I'll consult, if I can, I'll bring it, if I can only bring one, I'll bring a genius!"
Yang Mu felt satisfied when he heard this, and nodded hurriedly.
"Master, what if you can bring three?" Long Tianze saw hope and was unwilling to be left behind.
"Then take Brother Dao!" Li Yanyang said simply.
Long Tianze was depressed for a while, but still didn't give up: "What about four?"
"Even eight or ten won't take you! Isn't it ashamed for a boss to pretend to be a grandson?" asked Li Yanyang.
Long Tianze died down, forget it, it's not his own rivers and lakes after all, it's useless to be curious, just like the master doesn't teach him the sun and the stars, it's useless to beg, the key is that a man can't be coquettish like Yang Mu, of course, even if he can drink his face, the master is so disgusting that he is doomed!
Su Ning was calm, and it was not until a week before the conference that Li Yanyang was reminded to remember this, and asked him to prepare, Li Yanyang asked what to prepare, and Su Ning said that this metaphysics is the same as books, and it is easy to be rusty for a long time, Li Yanyang laughed at it.
That day, when he heard Jia Tiancai complaining, Li Yanyang simply went to the pedestrian street to have a look, and couldn't help but be happy when he saw it, this Jia Tiancai's business was not bad, and he couldn't help but itch when he looked at it, and walked forward.
When Jia Tiancai saw Li Yanyang's arrival, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly gave up his seat for the master to sit down, and several old friends next to him finally saw Li Yanyang again, and they all smiled and greeted him.
After some greetings, Li Yanyang said: "You have come here in the past few days, these things are left behind, practice for the teacher, rest assured, the hexagram gold will be given to you." ”
Jia Tiancai was overjoyed when he heard this, he knew the master's methods, and he had money to take for rest, so he simply agreed.
Li Yanyang returned to the years of setting up stalls on the street again, but soon he became sad, because there were many people coming, but when I saw him, they were all gone!
Nima, no matter how far the cow is broken, appearance is always a big problem!
Li Yanyang was speechless for a while, it seems that the most unpaying attention to appearance in this world is this fortune telling, it is useless to be handsome to grandma's house, it is not as good as Jia Tiancai's pig waist face!
The so-called extremes of things must be opposed, Li Yanyang finally saw a dawn, on this day an old lady in her fifties came and spoke, which made Li Yanyang excited enough.
"Where's Master Jia?"
Ouch, it's still a repeat customer, Li Yanyang must catch it, and hurriedly said eagerly: "Master Jia has gone, I'm his apprentice, just tell me if you have anything!"
Damn, I worked hard for business, and several other people laughed bitterly when they heard it.
However, Rao is like this, the aunt didn't appreciate it, and shook her head in disappointment: "Then I'll wait for Master Jia to come back!"
Li Yanyang panicked: "My master has traveled thousands of miles, and he may not come back when!"
"So?" said Auntie, hesitating.
Li Yanyang was immediately overjoyed: "Yes, yes, I have won the true biography of my master, I must see it accurately!"
Aunt shook her head: "Forget it, only Master Jia can see my business!"
Looking at the sad back of the aunt leaving silently, Li Yanyang scolded secretly, what kind of world, the fake master sees it accurately, the real master is useless!
Li Yanyang was saddened, but unexpectedly, there was a burst of laughter next to him.
Li Yanyang smiled bitterly: "Brother, you don't have to fall into the well like this, right?"
Hahahaha.......
Everyone was even more unscrupulous, and Sima Yi said: "Let me tell you, her hexagram, no matter how powerful you are, only a genius can be counted!"
"Why?" Li Yanyang was puzzled.
"Because people are considered emotional problems!" said Lao Ma.
Li Yanyang was confused for a while, this aunt is still an emotional problem? It's interesting enough, but why can't she count it?
As if knowing what he was thinking, Lao Ma said again: "Her emotional problem is your apprentice, your apprentice agrees, people don't have to count it, if you don't agree, just keep counting, it's been two months, and it's coming every three or five days, hahahaha......."
"!" Li Yanyang exclaimed: "My genius still has such a great charm?"
"Hahaha, Wang Ba looks at mung beans, right eyes! But don't say it, genius is powerful, people say that as long as the genius is divorced, she has a house at home, and her children will pay 5,000 living expenses every month!" Sima Yi said enviously.
Coo, Li Yanyang swallowed his saliva: "There are no wonders in the world!"
The crowd burst into laughter again.
simply had no business, Li Yanyang chatted with everyone, and was gagging with a few people, Li Yanyang suddenly felt that there seemed to be a gaze staring at him in the distance, so he subconsciously turned his head, and he only saw a figure disappear in a flash.
Li Yanyang's heart suddenly jumped violently, and at that moment, he forgot to think and rushed out like the wind.
I met love at the corner, and I met her at the corner of love, Lu Xi!
Lu Xi was shopping alone, but he didn't expect to see someone in this place again, at that moment, his legs were like lead, and his eyes were hard to turn his eyes on, but he didn't think that he would find out, let alone think about it, he rushed over.
So, they looked at each other and there was silence for a while.
"Long time no see....... You've lost weight. Li Yanyang looked at the rather haggard Lu Xi and said distressedly.
Lu Xi smiled forcefully, very stiff: "I'm losing weight." ”
“.......”
After a long time, Li Yanyang asked, "Are you okay?"
Lu Xi nodded.
Awkward, silent, suffocating.
"I ......."
"I'm leaving!" Lu Xi interrupted Li Yanyang's words and turned around to leave.
"Wait!"
Li Yanyang shouted.
Lu Xi turned around and looked at Li Yanyang, as if he was determined to say goodbye again: "My boyfriend is waiting for me!"
In a word, Li Yanyang's thousand words were in vain.
Staring at Lu Xi's face, his heart was cramping, and he smiled miserably: "Go!"
Lu Xi also smiled, and then turned around.
Li Yanyang was suddenly stunned, because the moment of laughter made him frightened.
wanted to call again, but forced himself to suppress it, so when Lu Xi walked far away, he quietly followed.
All the way, I came to the familiar apartment and watched Lu Xi, who was alone, go upstairs.
took out the phone, and suddenly remembered that he had been blacklisted, and he didn't have Qiqi's phone, so he borrowed a mobile phone from a passer-by, on the grounds that the phone was out of battery, and the eldest brother glanced at Li Yanyang with some defensiveness, Li Yanyang smiled and quarreled with his girlfriend and didn't let me go up.
The eldest brother is also a warm-hearted person, nodded with a smile, and said that women have to be coaxed.
Li Yanyang smiled and nodded again and again, the eldest brother also handed over a cigarette, Li Yanyang was not hypocritical, and dialed Lu Xi's phone after taking it.
The bell rang twice, Li Yanyang was inexplicably nervous, the phone was picked up, and the voice came: "Hello, who is it?"
Li Yanyang took a deep breath and said, "Sister, are you renting a house, or are you living with your family?"
Lu Xi was suddenly struck by lightning, because this voice and this sentence were so familiar, so he subconsciously, as if he was guided by a fairy, trembling and said, "Rent ....... Rent ......."
Li Yanyang was excited: "Then do you have a boyfriend?"
Two lines of hot tears flowed down, and Lu Xi choked up and said no!
"Then I'll go to your place for the night!"
Whining........
Sister Filth cried, Li Yanyang smiled, so one cried and the other listened.
Li Yanyang knew that when emotions were released, people could break free from the shackles, so he said, "I'm downstairs." ”
However, reality is not a script after all, crying is comfortable, and Lu Xi has become rational.
"Thank you, everyone is well!"
Doodoo .......
Li Yanyang was blinded, and scolded in her heart, why should she take advantage of her illness to kill her, and she has to wait for her to finish crying?
The eldest brother seemed to know something, took the phone, patted Li Yanyang on the shoulder, sighed old-fashionedly, and left.
This night, Lu Xi fell asleep in a daze, feeling satisfied, because at the last moment of consciousness, she thought that perhaps, this was also a beautiful tribute.
The next day, Lu Xi went downstairs, with her suitcase, ready to fly again, when she saw today's sunny sunshine and felt that the heavy page could be turned over, she found that she was still dragging mud and water.
Because there was a person squatting at the door of the apartment, still dressed yesterday, just looking tired.
"You....... Why are you here?" asked Lu Xi.
"Waiting for you!"
"One night?" Lu Xi asked.
Li Yanyang nodded: "Fortunately, it's not too long." ”
"Go back to sleep!"
"You want to go to work?" asked Li Yanyang.
Lu Xi nodded.
Li Yanyang shook his head: "You can't go anywhere!"
"Why?" Lu Xi asked.
"You're going to stay with me!"
Li Yanyang forcefully pulled Lu Xi's suitcase.
Lu Xi was caught off guard and hurriedly said, "Don't make trouble, I want to go to work!"
"No, excuse me!"
Lu Xi was anxious: "Don't make trouble!"
"No trouble! obedient, I want to sleep, let's go up!" Li Yanyang said and pulled Lu Xi back.
Lu Xi struggled and shouted, "Are you crazy?"
Li Yanyang stopped and stretched out his hand: "Bring the phone!"
Hearing Li Yanyang's resolute words, Lu Xi handed over his mobile phone.
"Unlock!" Li Yanyang said.
Lu Xi suddenly understood, he wanted to pull himself out of the blacklist, and thought to himself that he would go with him for the time being, it was important to go to work.
So, I turned on my phone and handed it over.
But soon she was stunned, because Li Yanyang searched for a long time on her mobile phone, and finally dialed out: "Lu Xi suddenly fainted, I can't go to work, I'll ask for a leave for her!"
After speaking, a princess hugged and picked up Lu Xi, who was stunned and speechless, fortunately the suitcase was reeled, and was kicked by Li Yanyang all the way to the elevator door.
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, not to mention that this is the embrace of affection, forget it, let him go, no matter what leader blames, no matter what can fly or not, it is not as warm as this embrace, and it is not as domineering and charming.