Volume 1 Xiao Yin Yu City Chapter 0347 Transformation Opportunity
Everyone was in a hurry, how could they have the kung fu to fight with him, and the ghost said: "Say, hurry up and go to bed after speaking." ”
"This is also simple, you can just look at the formation, there is it!" Li Yanyang said.
A few people paused slightly, yes, why don't you measure it well.
"Hurry up. "How can the ghost go back if you have the kung fu.
Li Yanyang then explained the formation arrangement.
"Finished?" asked the ghost.
"Oh yes, it doesn't matter which way you go, it depends on which way you're borrowing the wind from. Li Yanyang said.
"What's the point?" asked Ghost.
"The key is what you just gave me!" Li Yanyang said.
"Internal force!" said Onido.
"That's right, you just tell everyone about the formation, you can't do it without internal strength, and you can understand it when you think about it!" Li Yanyang said.
Ghost Dao was suddenly embarrassed, he felt that he could only figure it out, but he didn't figure it out: "I have internal strength, but I can't figure it out........"
Li Yanyang suddenly smiled: "Ghost Dao senior, you can also be regarded as internal strength?"
Ghost Dao was suddenly stunned, and he was powerless to refute.
"Your internal strength is so strong that you can fan the wind, and it's still far from trying to suck in the clouds!" Li Yanyang said.
"Isn't it okay to save some face?" the ghost complained.
Li Yanyang laughed, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Come another day, I'll teach you how to practice!"
Everyone was speechless for a while, Xu Yiliang said this, and Hou Changqing also said that he wanted to teach him something, but this guy actually said that he wanted to teach ghosts.
Ghost Dao suddenly became ecstatic: "Really?"
Li Yanyang smiled and nodded: "Am I better than the four great grandmasters?"
"Hahaha, yes! You are better than the four great grandmasters!" Ghost Dao didn't care at all, he was itchy, Li Yanyang's internal strength was indeed coveted.
In fact, he didn't know, Li Yanyang felt that it was not easy to meet someone with internal strength, and it was not bad to teach him the ability to open the eyes of the sky, and he would not be blamed for whether he could learn or not.
Everyone left, Long Tianze and Jia Tiancai also left, leaving Yang Mu alone to take care of Li Yanyang.
This time, Li Yanyang didn't sleep for too long as usual, and the internal force injected by the ghost path was not a drop in the bucket, and he woke up at night.
Yang Mu hurriedly offered the chicken soup, and Li Yanyang said thank you for the first time.
"Wow, Master, is this you?" Yang Mu was a little flattered.
Li Yanyang took a sip of soup and said something that surprised Yang Mu, he said: "A good day is worth cherishing!"
Yang Mu didn't know that this was the emotion that Li Yanyang realized after Lu Xi was lost and recovered.
"Master, what's wrong with you?" Yang Mu asked strangely.
Li Yanyang said: "It's nothing, that's how it feels." ”
"It's a little weird!" Yang Mu said.
Li Yanyang smiled, suddenly his heart jumped, and he looked up and said, "Will you suddenly stop wanting me one day?"
Yang Mu felt that Li Yanyang was so strange, and said with a smile: "If you don't want it, you don't want me, right?"
Li Yanyang shook his head: "Then you....... Don't you want to get married and have children?"
Yang Mu smiled and shook his head: "It's good to be alone, I'm not going to get married, if I want to have children, isn't there you?"
Li Yanyang's heart jumped, and she was a little excited: "Have a child out of wedlock, do you dare?"
"What's not to dare?" Yang Mu asked rhetorically.
"You're not afraid ........" Li Yanyang said halfway and didn't continue.
Yang Mu shook his head: "When I want a baby, what kind of work it is, it doesn't matter if it's messy!"
Li Yanyang suddenly really admired: "You are still free and easy!"
"Master, do you have someone you like?" Yang Mu suddenly asked.
Li Yanyang was stunned: "It's always been there!"
Yang Mu felt a slight loss in his heart, but he still managed to calm down, and asked with a smile, "Who?"
"You!" Li Yanyang said.
Yang Mu was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm talking about love!"
"Nonsense, what am I doing with you if I don't love you........" Li Yanyang was weird for a while.
Yang Mu was suddenly a little excited: "You....... Do you really love me?"
Li Yanyang smiled helplessly: "Are you crazy, I don't love you and me........" Li Yanyang didn't say anything because he was rude.
Yang Mu hugged Li Yanyang in ecstasy and kissed her.
Li Yanyang was helpless for a while, hugged Yang Mu and said, "But I have to confess to you, I still like other girls......."
"Understood!" Yang Mu said with a smile.
Li Yanyang felt a little guilty, and suddenly understood why Yang Mu was confused, and said, "But I'm not getting married anymore!"
"Huh?" Yang Mu was surprised.
"If you don't get married, you can play hooligan!" Li Yanyang said with a smile.
Looking at Li Yanyang's smile, Yang Mu knew that he was not free and easy, let alone trying to play hooligan, it seemed that he didn't want to hurt anyone, although he could accept being like Li Yanyang, but if he really saw him married, he would be sad.
"No!" Yang Mu said.
"What's not going to work, anyway, you give birth to a baby for me!" Li Yanyang thought it seemed very good.
"Hahaha! yes!" Yang Mu was happy to respond.
"You haven't eaten yet, have you?"
When the two left the house, Li Yanyang wanted to find a shop to eat snacks at will, but suddenly remembered that he couldn't be casual with Yang Mu, so he had to find a place with a private room, so he saw a nearby Western restaurant and walked in.
After ordering food, Yang Mu handed the phone back to Li Yanyang, suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Master, do you like Qin Miao?"
Li Yanyang was stunned: "Why do you say that?"
Yang Mu smiled slightly: "People who know her generally like her!"
Li Yanyang smiled: "Then don't everyone who knows you like you?"
"Of course!" Yang Mu smirked.
Li Yanyang smiled: "I'm not an ordinary man!"
Yang Mu nodded: "That's right, ordinary men like us, but what is not ordinary is that we like us!"
"Yo! What makes sense, do you mean that Vice Mayor Qin has an aesthetic with you?" Li Yanyang said with a smile.
"That's not it, but my master must be in line with everyone's aesthetics!" Yang Mu said.
"Hey, Ms. Yang Mu, I respect you!" Li Yanyang felt that he had to drink.
Yang Mu laughed and said, "But Qin Miao is definitely not as free and easy as me!"
"Oh?" Li Yanyang wondered.
"She asked me to say thank you to you!" Yang Mu said.
"Huh?"
"She called while you were sleeping, and I answered it. Yang Mu said.
"Oh. Li Yanyang regretted it a little, because Qin Miao didn't call him anymore, it was rare to call once, and he hadn't received it yet, so it was estimated that it would be even more difficult in the future.
"Master, is there any misunderstanding between the two of you?" Yang Mu asked.
"Misunderstanding?" Li Yanyang wondered.
"Yes, it's very similar to the feeling on TV!" Yang Mu said.
"You can pull it down!" Li Yanyang felt that Yang Mu was too capable of pulling it.
Yang Mu smiled slightly: "Anyway, there must be something wrong with the two of you!
"Who lied to you? We're fine! We're very innocent, don't talk nonsense!" Li Yanyang said.
"Yes, you two definitely don't have the same thing as the two of us, but they are not innocent either!" Yang Mu said.
"What kind of logic are you!" Li Yanyang was a little frightened in his heart, this guy saw it accurately!
Yang Mu said: "Your expression when you watched the news that day was wrong, and the expression when you two met and talked was not right, and she was obviously avoiding you! And when she first called me, she heard me say that you were sleeping, and her voice trembled! I guess she must have thought that we were in the hotel!"
Li Yanyang was speechless for a moment, but he sensitively captured a key point, Qin Miao was unhappy because he was with other women!
"Did I say it?" Yang Mu said proudly.
"! I admire your imagination!" Li Yanyang said.
"Let's ........" Yang Mu disdained.
Jingle Bell .........
The phone rang, and Li Yanyang's heart suddenly tightened, could it be Qin Miao? But this thought was shattered the moment it came out, impossible!
But when he took out the phone, Li Yanyang was stunned.
"Qin Miao?" Yang Mu asked when he saw Li Yanyang's expression.
Li Yanyang was shocked: "How do you know?"
Yang Mu smiled proudly: "The expression betrayed you!"
Li Yanyang pouted stubbornly and picked up the phone: "Hey?"
The moment the phone was connected, Qin Miao's heart was quite uneasy, but she had hinted at herself countless times, so she said, "Have you watched the news?"
Li Yanyang didn't know why, and said: "I don't watch the news, oh, that day was an exception, we saw it in the hotel." ”
Qin Miao said: "I'm not talking about TV news, it's online." ”
"On the Internet, don't you look at it. Li Yanyang said.
"Then take a look. Qin Miao said.
"What are you looking at?" asked Li Yanyang.
"You search for rain. Qin Miao said.
Li Yanyang was shocked when he heard this, he finally understood, and hurriedly said to Yang Mu: "Baidu begs for rain!"
Yang Mu was stunned for a moment, understood something, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone.
"Who are you talking to?" Qin Miao wondered.
"Oh........ Yang Mu. Li Yanyang said.
"Oh........" Qin Miao fell silent.
"Thank you. Li Yanyang said.
"No, I should thank you, this news is not easy for me to deal with, because it is not only spread from Suzhou and Hangzhou, we have already declared artificial rainfall, but for the rest, you can let that Ning girl think of a way." Qin Miao said.
"Okay!" Li Yanyang knew that she could only look for her, so she hung up the phone.
"Wow, Master, you're on fire!"
Seeing Li Yanyang hang up the phone, Yang Mu handed over the phone, Li Yanyang looked at it, the title was very powerful, Suzhou and Hangzhou XX County was shocked to see the master begging for rain, and the people knelt down and were grateful.
Looking at the text, Li Yanyang feels that poverty does not limit people's imagination at all.
According to the news, according to the local people, the master is a Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain, who traveled here and saw the drought becoming a disaster, so he opened the altar and set up a formation to seek expensive rain.
Li Yanyang found that these media actually went to the local area to take pictures, and the altar was still there after the rain, which seemed to confirm the news.
Seeing below, Li Yanyang was surprised, because he was on camera, but fortunately, he was standing relatively high at the time, and his mobile phone was not clear, so he could only see himself standing on the altar.
The media workers were also really meticulous, and they also found local photos taken by someone before the rain, and the sky was clear.
Contrast that with a few hours of cloudy overcast.
The news said that although the Suzhou and Hangzhou Meteorological Bureau has refuted the rumors, saying that it is artificial rainfall, and the news has also been confirmed, the local people said that there were no clouds at all before this, and the picture is a confirmation, and the weather forecast is ironclad evidence.
Seeing the comments below, Li Yanyang was relieved a lot, because many people said that this was nonsense, and asking for rain was nothing more than where the liars came to cheat money, and there were also rebuttals, most of them were from Suzhou and Hangzhou, because Suzhou and Hangzhou were not far from the county seat, and they knew that it was originally sunny, but this was only a few, and they were overwhelmed by a group of people who shouted ignorance and science, and for those who actually knelt down to thank them, they sneered.
But even so, the news about asking for rain is still intensifying, after all, even if you don't believe it, you like to click in and take a look, which is also the psychology of the workers who send the news, they don't want everyone to believe it, as long as the number of clicks.
But Li Yanyang soon panicked, because "looking for the rain master" has become an extended topic for everyone.
This is the common appeal of the two factions, one side says that the truth will be revealed if the liar is found, and the other side says that if the master is found, they will believe it!
Li Yanyang hurriedly called Ning Qianxun.
"Are you awake, are you coming to dinner?" asked Ning Qianxun.
"Eat, are you still in the mood to eat?" asked Li Yanyang.
Ning Qianxun, who was having his last dinner with everyone in the Xuan Society, was a little surprised: "What's wrong?"
"I'm on fire! I've become an Internet celebrity!" Li Yanyang said.
Ning Qianxun was stunned: "What's the matter?"
"Look at the news, now it's all over Suzhou and Hangzhou begging for rain, and it's going to doll me!" Li Yanyang said.
Ning Qianxun was also unexpected, and hung up the phone directly.
After about ten minutes, the call came back.
"How?" asked Li Yanyang.
Ning Qianxun suddenly smiled: "Internet celebrities are actually quite profitable, if you want to live broadcast for rain, it will definitely refresh the history of the live broadcast industry!"
Li Yanyang was speechless for a while: "Can you not make trouble?"
Ning Qianxun still couldn't stop laughing: "Seriously, I don't think any Olympics and World Cup will work, by the way, when the time comes, you will post more advertisements on the altar to attract investment, such as ....... This time the rain is exclusively titled by XXXX! It is jointly sponsored and broadcast by a certain company! Oops, it will really make crazy money!"
"I'm resigning!" Ms. Li said.
Ning Qianxun was stunned: "What are you doing?"
"Be an Internet celebrity!" Li Yanyang said.
"Uh....... I'm kidding!" "Ning Qianxun panicked, this guy is the master who sees money!"
"Don't do it, be my assistant! Yes, the sponsor is up to you!" Ms. Li said.
"I have already notified the above to delete all the news, and I have also asked meteorological experts to explain, and finally it is confirmed that everything is the cause of local artificial rain!" Ning Qianxun said.
Li Yanyang exclaimed: "Damn! No, you are smashing my job, then I won't be a liar? No, I also want to be an Internet celebrity and become your hero!"
"Oh yes, there is a suggestion above, if the fake master is arrested and sent to prison for a while, it may be more convincing to everyone!"
"What a bad idea!" Li Yanyang scolded.
Ning Qianxun said: "But I think it's feasible, why don't I wronged you?"
.......
The clamor for rain finally subsided under strong suppression, but Li Yanyang did not know how much value he had contributed to the liar's cause.
Since then, many places have asked the master to ask for rain as soon as there is a drought, and the master has made a lot of money, and of course there are many people who really "begged", farting in the woods, and it was a coincidence.
However, it also caused a homicide, a master put a two-meter platform to beg for rain, but the local people were not satisfied, saying that everyone was about five meters, the master thought that wealth and danger were sought, so he made a five-meter altar, but he didn't stand up, and fell to the ground with a bang, and choked those people, and the rain didn't come, and he was corrupt in lawsuits.......
Li Yanyang thought that he would definitely be subjected to a new round of complaints when he appeared at Chu Zhongtian's house again, because the metaphysical conference was so noisy that he didn't accompany Huang Fuyue to do his official business, and he also thought of an excuse, so he said that he would sprint for the exam week.
Unexpectedly, Chu Zhongtian said: "You got the rain, right?"
Li Yanyang looked at Huangfu Yue, who was busy in the kitchen, and nodded, he knew that this matter could not deceive Chu Zhongtian.
Chu Zhongtian saw Li Yanyang nodding and smiled happily: "When I see the news, it's you!
escaped Chu Zhongtian's accusation, but did not escape Huang Fuyue's doubts.
During the meal, Huang Fuyue asked, "Why didn't you come to the last class?"
"Yo, Teacher Huangfu will also make a point?" Li Yanyang said with a smile.
Huang Fuyue nodded helplessly: "Yes, the leader said that everyone's scores were not high last semester, and told me to focus on the key points, at least let the overall score go up, otherwise others will think that I can't teach well......."
Hearing Huang Fuyue's resentment, Li Yanyang smiled helplessly, this is the reality, whether you teach well or not is secondary, you have to let people see that you teach well.
Chu Zhongtian knew that Huang Fuyue had a lot of self-doubt about this recently, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyue, don't be sad, college students are not as studious as you imagined, you can take the test with a simple point." ”
Li Yanyang nodded: "Yes, Teacher Huangfu, you look at me, I don't learn much, you don't have to worry about it, anyway, you just have to have a clear conscience in what you teach, why do you have to prove anything, if the leader wants to let the score be higher, then be higher." ”
Huang Fuyue nodded when she heard this: "Also, you obviously didn't study hard, and you got a high score last time, it seems that others are just pretending to be in class!"
Li Yanyang almost sprayed rice, how can you persuade you, you still use me as a negative teaching material.......
"Teacher Huangfu, in fact, don't look at me for not taking many classes, but I'm serious!" Li Yanyang felt that Huangfu Yue couldn't be given such an impression.
"Huh, have you gone back to study on your own?" asked Huang Fuyue in surprise.
Li Yanyang nodded, smiling very honestly, even a little suspicious of being cute, he thought to himself, come and praise me!
"Alas!" Huangfu Yue sighed slowly.
Li Yanyang was a little confused? What's the situation? Why is he still sighing? This is not right!
"It seems that I really can't teach well........ "Huang Fuyue didn't even have the mood to eat, and was full of loss.
Li Yanyang was petrified on the spot.