Chapter Seventy-Six: Mutation
Once the tent was pitched, it was almost noon, and it was time for a picnic that made people feel very happy.
Because the instructors of both departments had informed their students the day in advance that they wanted to camp. So they had already purchased their own food the day before.
This time it was hard for Zhang Lang, because of the camping to prepare food or something, which did not exist for Zhang Lang at all, originally yesterday I wanted Ye Tingcheng to buy more food and rub a little by the way, but who knows if it was a coincidence, I had a conflict with Ye Tingcheng yesterday, but after returning home, Zhang Lang was depressed because he was misunderstood by Ye Tingcheng, so he didn't think about this stubble, and then this morning because of Derpy's trouble, the matter was directly thrown out of the clouds by Zhang Lang.
Zhang Lang looked at the piles of men and women sitting on the grass, this heart was depressed, and sighed helplessly, it seems that he is going to be hungry for three days of camping, thinking of this, Zhang Lang touched his stomach and smiled bitterly.
This is not to say that Zhang Lang is afraid of hunger, because when Zhang Lang is on a mission abroad, he may not be able to eat for many days, and even sometimes when he catches a gecko, Zhang Lang will happily eat it raw.
But after all, this is not abroad, Zhang Lang is impossible to drink blood in front of so many people like before, if this is the case, it is not to frighten them, and another one is that Zhang Lang has been in the city for so many days, and he has long been accustomed to the normal diet of three meals a day, if he is really hungry for two days at once, it is estimated that he may not be able to stand it. And after such a long period of exercise today, Zhang Lang was already hungry and couldn't stand it.
"Brother Lang, Brother Lang, why are you here alone in a daze, don't you go to find your sister-in-law?" Just when Zhang Lang was thinking like this, Tu Rourou suddenly ran over from the side.
"Na, isn't your sister-in-law over there? Did you see the girl next to her? This is typical of having a girlfriend and forgetting my husband, and I was directly abandoned by your sister-in-law. Fat man, you must not be like me in the future, this is really tired!" Zhang Lang said as he made a sad and angry expression.
With Zhang Lang's urine, of course, it is impossible to tell the truth to Tu Rourou and explain the real relationship between himself and Ye Tingcheng. Otherwise, it is estimated that Tu Rourou, a lewd fat man, will definitely despise him for a while, and maybe he will even publicize it, so Zhang Lang directly made up a small lie. That's it, Zhang Lang is still worried about whether Tu Rourou will despise himself!
"Brother Lang is fine, sister-in-law doesn't want you, I want you. As he said this, Tu Rourou patted his plump chest with his hand, and then without waiting for Zhang Lang to speak, he said to Zhang Lang again with a shy face: "Brother Lang, why don't you go over and join me and Doudou, I don't think my sister-in-law will call you for dinner at noon today." And I think that Doudou has a good impression of me, and you have to teach me two tricks. ”
As soon as Zhang Lang heard the words of Tu Rourou, his heart was MMP for a while, and the fat man did not really want to invite himself over to dinner, but because he wanted to pick up girls.
The innocent girl who hooked up with Tu Rou was called Feng Doudou, Zhang Lang still had a certain impression of this Feng Doudou, because although her appearance was not as good as Ye Tingcheng's, but after all, she was also a pure and lovely beautiful girl, so Zhang Lang paid more attention to it when he started school, but what he didn't expect was that this girl didn't know how to be blind, and she would actually look at the comic comparison of Tu Rou.
Zhang Lang looked at Tu Rourou's shy and obscene expression, and his heart was 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by, I wipe, you still want me to give you a bubble girl, Lao Tzu didn't go over to disturb your good deeds, then you are Amitabha, it was originally a trick I thought of to bubble a girl, and I originally told you that the kid was just to let you come to test the water in advance, but I didn't expect my sister to catch any of them, and let you hook up with a pure girl.
Don't go, resolutely don't go! You two dog men and women obviously want to show affection in front of me, what are you kidding, how could I fall for you, thinking of this, Zhang Lang turned his head to look in the direction of Feng Doudou, ready to despise this girl who didn't have any discipline at all.
But when Zhang Lang looked over, his eyes lit up instantly, and then he turned his head and said to Tu Rourou with a serious face: "Brother Rourou, as your eldest brother, how can I not think about your life's affairs, let's help you chase this Feng Doudou and leave it to me completely, let's go to dinner first." ”
Then Zhang Lang couldn't reply with meat, and walked towards the pile of food in front of Feng Doudou with green eyes.
Tu Rourou agreed to his request when he saw Zhang Lang so happily, and then walked towards Feng Doudou without any delay, his heart was moved, he really didn't expect Zhang Langlang to be so concerned about his life's events.
It's just that I don't know what kind of reaction Tu Rourou would have if he knew that Zhang Lang was so active in helping him because of the large amount of food that Tu Rourou brought, it is estimated that he would definitely strangle Zhang Lang.
"Doudou, let me introduce you, he is my eldest brother. Zhang Lang. Zhang Lang's walking speed was very fast, but the speed of Tu Rourou was not slow, just when Zhang Lang walked in front of Feng Doudou, Tu Rourou also arrived and then opened his mouth to introduce Zhang Lang to Feng Doudou.
"No need to introduce, I think everyone in the class basically already knows Zhang Lang, hello Zhang Lang, my name is Feng Doudou. What Zhang Lang didn't expect was that Feng Doudou would actually say such a thing.
It seems that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, this time my brother is in this class, but he is really famous, although it is not a good reputation, but this does not prevent Zhang Lang from being complacent.
In this way, Zhang Lang successfully fooled himself for lunch, and during this period, he inevitably praised Tu Rourou, after all, he was eating people with a short mouth, if Zhang Lang smeared Tu Rourou in front of Feng Doudou again, it is estimated that even Zhang Lang himself would despise himself.
Although it is said that this time it is a military training assessment, but in fact, it is out to play, so these two instructors did not control these students very strictly, and in the afternoon, they directly adopted a free-range state, allowing them to play within the specified range, and then Zhang Lang saw Tu Rourou and Feng Doudou, you and I walked to a remote and uninhabited place, which made Zhang Lang despise him again in his heart.
But there is no way, who told people that Doudou classmates like meat classmates? Seeing the two of them very close together, you can't help but think evilly that if you go to bed, Meat will crush Feng Doudou to death.
finally stayed up until the evening, Zhang Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally no longer had to be alone. In addition, he no longer has to eat dog food during this time of the night, and his evening dinner has also been settled, and the first night of camping will have a barbecue and a bonfire, which has been set a long time ago.
At that time, as long as you eat a little bit of this group of people and rub a little bit of that group of people, it is estimated that you will be full when you go back and forth a few times, and when the time comes to the bonfire party, you will also dance. When the time comes, I take the opportunity to rub the oil, touch this thigh, expose the small waist of this one, and this life is simply a feeling of freedom.
But when Zhang Lang thought of this, he was depressed again. Zhang Lang can see it now, these girls in his class, including those girls in the foreign language department, either feel that they are scoundrels and don't want to contact him, or some girls are already famous, even if they want to touch their legs and hug their waists, they can't find anyone.
Thinking of this, Zhang Lang sighed helplessly, and then with a glance out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Chen Yun's figure, and then the corner of Zhang Lang's mouth evoked a prodigal smile, it was obvious that Zhang Lang had given the object of taking advantage, that was this beautiful teacher Chen Yun.
At that time, even if Chen Yun doesn't want to dance with himself, as long as he mobilizes our great masses, then this matter will be 100% precipitous.
Just when Zhang Lang was still crookedly touching Chen Yun's willow waist and thighs, suddenly in the depths of the forest, a scream erupted.
Zhang Lang's face changed instantly when he heard this scream, and then he rushed towards the woods.
Zhang Lang's heart is very anxious now, because he heard that the scream was the scream of Ye Tingcheng's best friend girl Lori Tang Guo, Tang Guo and Ye Tingcheng have been together during this time, and now Tang Guo has made such a scream, it is very likely that Ye Tingcheng has encountered some danger, so Zhang Lang must take a look.
When Zhang Lang arrived at Tang Guo's side, he saw Tang Guo crying there, where was there any Ye Chengcheng.
Zhang Lang was anxious all of a sudden, if Ye Tingcheng was really held hostage, his sin would be great, after all, it was also because he had a conflict with Ye Tingcheng, so he didn't protect Ye Tingcheng every step of the way.
Thinking of this, Zhang Lang hurriedly said to Tang Guo: "What's the matter? What happened?
But Tang Guo didn't pay attention to Zhang Lang at all, he just sat on the ground and cried, obviously frightened by something.
When Zhang Lang saw Tang Guo like this, his heart was even more anxious, and he directly put away his patience and yelled at Tang Guo: "Don't cry there, you tell me what happened? Where did Ye Tingcheng go?"
Tang Guo was obviously frightened by Zhang Lang's appearance, and even forgot to cry for a while, and then hurriedly grabbed Zhang Lang's hand, and then said to Zhang Lang anxiously with a crying voice: "Zhang Lang, go and save Sister Allure, she was arrested by a group of people!"