011 Sister-in-law
I squatted down and picked up the blue and white porcelain on the ground, carefully wiped the slag on the coffee table, and stayed in the living room for a while uneasily, before I cautiously walked back to the bedroom, and found that Li Yi had already slept, facing the wall, leaving a cold and hard back, exuding the message that you had better not provoke me, or you will die. "Eight" "Eight" read "book, .2 ■ ⊥
I lightly opened the closet and took out my pajamas, and then quietly went into the bathroom, trying not to make too much noise, I was like a mouse, scared, most afraid that he would wake up, so he scooped up the broom and beat me hard.
When I was done with a series of things, I gently lifted the corner of the quilt again, and lay straight like a zombie, closing my eyes and trying to sleep. But I can't sleep, and neither can Li Yi. How many times have we shared the same bed, I don't need to look at him, just listening to his voice, I can tell if he is really sleeping or fake.
I kept my posture straight for a long, long time, until my body stiffened, and I couldn't stand it anymore, so I secretly rolled over and faced his back.
I saw the ends of his jet-black hair, and his soft ears, with a thin layer of fluff on them, dyed a pale yellow in the night light. His shoulders are very broad, as if he was born to carry a lot of things and become a man who stands up to the sky.
I can't take it anymore, I hate the Cold War, and I'd rather he scold me with a loud voice, or sarcastically mock me with all kinds of vitriolic words, than two people lying in the same bed and not saying anything, like two strangers. I stretched out my hand, gently poked his hard back, and whispered "Li Yi, Brother Yi"
He didn't move, obviously he didn't want to pay attention to me, I could only move a little in his direction, my index finger moved up, and when it came to his neck, he didn't move. I moved again, almost my whole body was pressed against his back, and I leaned my face close to his ear and shouted, "Li Yi, my dear, you really ignored me." ”
I seldom called his dear, even in bed, it was he who repeatedly emphasized the request, and I was reluctant to call it, so that in such a quiet night, I shouted those three words, and my heart was blushing.
But I shouted, and I just let it go, and I swam along his smooth clothes with my hands, wrapped my arms around his waist, and almost the whole person was lying on top of him, and I put my chin against his neck and said with a smile, "I know you didn't fall asleep, Yi, dear, are you really angry, are you ignoring me? I apologize to you, okay?
I hugged him and coquettish, anyway, there is no sin in being coquettish, and it is a sin for a woman not to be coquettish. I've been in the party for so long, and I've always learned the truth that a man can't refuse a coquettish woman. I learned from him to lower his head and lick his eyes, his eyelashes were very thick and long, but there was a soft spot for his overly cold and hard features.
He was finally scratched by me and opened his eyes, his dark eyes glared at me angrily, and he scolded unceremoniously, "Get out, you let go of my hand!"
I gave him a particularly bright smile, "I won't let go unless you promise me that you won't be angry." ”
"What have you done, you can send me away with just two words? Li Yi broke my hand and pushed me to the other side.
My dead pig is not afraid of hot water, I learned his shameless means, and hugged him again, "I won't get out, if you think I only apologized twice, insincere, I apologize one more time, okay?" Five or six times, don't be angry, I was wrong, I was really wrong....."
Li Yi slammed up from the roll, shook off my hand again, and said stiffly, "Lu Shuangshuang, you have no face and no skin." ”
As soon as I heard this, I felt uncomfortable in my heart, lowered my head, didn't know what to say, and clumsily repeated "I....I, Xu ......" I remembered that he was not allowed to mention Xu Yuwen, I quickly raised my head and glanced at Li Yi, he really tightened his eyebrows, I immediately shut up, and then said, "He has invited a professor to Ah Feng, I have to agree out of favors, I won't look for him next time?"
I raised my index and middle fingers and pretended to be very serious, and Li Yi said nothing with a cold face. I somewhat figured out the characteristics of his death, and quietly grabbed his index finger. He didn't shake my hand away, proving that the anger was almost gone, and I leaned over to kiss him on the cheek.
Sure enough, he didn't dodge, my lips fell on his cheek impartially, and he glanced at me angrily and said, "Have you made enough trouble? If you've made enough trouble, give me sleep." ”
Saying that, he hugged me and fell, I buried my whole body in his arms, and sure enough, I was much more relieved to be held by him, and looked at him happily several times, Li Yi raised his hand to cover my eyes and said, "Hurry up and sleep, I'll teach you to drive tomorrow morning." ”
As soon as I heard this, how could I still be asleep, my eyes widened, I pulled away his hand that covered my eyes and asked in surprise, "Are you really going to teach me how to drive?"
I used to think that he had nothing to do, only knew how to spend time drinking, and after I lived with him, I found that it was not so easy as it seemed, he always went out early and returned late, and was often too busy to see anyone, but his partners were all those gentlemen, so it was inevitable to eat, drink and have fun, and eating, drinking and having fun were a kind of work for him. Li Yi is rich, very rich, and what impresses me the most is that he relies on his own ability to make money, rather than waiting for the dividends of his father's company.
Maybe because of this, even if he is not the richest master in the circle, everyone praises him, after all, few of them dare to really stay away from Lao Tzu and blatantly fight against Lao Tzu, while Li Yi can.
Li Yi replied softly, folded his hands behind his back, and rested his head on his arms, "If something happens in the future, do you still have to knock on the door next door again? ”
I chuckled dryly twice, since the last time I disturbed the neighbors. She always found all kinds of reasons to disturb us, and several times she was specially blocked to visit Li Yi when he came back, and she dressed up in fancy clothes. It's also strange to say, every time Li Yi speaks coldly, and even shouts to get out, that woman is still licking her face, in fact, that woman also has a gold owner, that is, the gold owner is relatively big, and she can almost be her grandfather.
I don't know what kind of medicine Li Yi has given to women, obviously he has such a bad temper, he tells people to get out of here at every turn, it may be that he has a beautiful face, this face alone is enough to make a woman stunted, not to mention that he is still rich, powerful, and personal.
Li Yi glanced at me and pinched my cheek heavily, "You are still laughing, I see if you will open the door for her next time, hurry up and sleep, if you learn to drive in half a day, I will give you any car you want." ”
"Really!" I glared at him with wide eyes, smiling like a flower, smiling like a goblin who bewitched everyone, anyway, in front of Li Yi, I don't mind being a goblin, I am happy to be a goblin who seduces his soul, and let him surrender under my pomegranate skirt, of course, I admit that I am a little narcissistic, in fact, I am fascinated by him.
He proudly raised his handsome face, "Lao Tzu can't deceive you, last time the IT company came up with new software and made a lot of money." ”
I secretly slandered myself, if he didn't open his mouth and close his mouth to say Lao Tzu, and didn't use foul language, it would be really perfect, but every time he opened his mouth, he betrayed the essence.
I got up, and the whole person lay on his body and bargained, "Half a day is too short, three days is okay? Now it takes three or four months to get a driver's license, how can I learn it in half a day?"
"How easy is driving? I don't ask you to go on the road, you just start the car, drive, and brake? You still have to learn for a day? What do you have in your head?"
I raised my index finger and winked at him, "Was that day good? No one has ever driven a car, so naturally learn more slowly, okay?"
Li Yi sighed helplessly, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, can you not always wink at me, make Lao Tzu look like a minor, don't pretend to be tender for me." Well, stop talking, put me to sleep right away, or you won't think about anything. ”
I closed my eyes in amusement, I had long wanted to drive a car around the city, I had a dream, in which I drove a sports car and walked on the road in style.
Imagination and dreaming are beautiful, the real situation is that learning to drive is really not an easy thing, especially the coach is Li Yi of the active volcano, his temperament is easy to be anxious, he can't yell at me at every turn, and I can't get used to my slow appearance, I was scolded by him for being stupid. Plus I was worried about this and that, so much so that I didn't learn anything all morning.
Li Yi grabbed his hair impetuously and yelled at me, "Why are you so stupid? That's the accelerator and the brake, you can't tell the difference, did you wake up after all? Did you bring your brain?"
I was originally in high spirits, but I was scolded by Li Yi early in the morning, and no matter how good the interest was, I lowered my head aggrievedly, let him scold myself, and comforted myself as the wind in my ears, the left ear went in, and the right went out.
Ivannian on the side couldn't stand it and came to persuade, "Brother Yi, don't scold her, you see that her tears are coming." Otherwise, I'll teach Shuangshuang, you can go over there and rest!"
I immediately raised my head and smiled at Ivannian, and finally found that he also had a cute scene, and before I could speak, Li Yi poured cold water on him. He turned his head and glared at Ivan Nian sternly, "You flash to the side, Lao Tzu's woman doesn't need you to teach." ”
Ivannian touched the ashes, touched his nose, changed the topic and said, "Otherwise, let's go eat first, you see it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon, Shuangshuang is also hungry, Shuangshuang, you're right!"
I nodded hurriedly, Li Yi ignored it directly, stared straight at me, and said in a very serious tone, "What to eat, if you don't learn how to drive, don't think about eating, you give me a hungry idea, you will drive me right away." ”
He walked quickly to my side, pulled the car door and urged, "You get down, you go to drive, how many times I told you, you don't understand, it's better to drive yourself." You hurry down. ”
I grabbed the seat belt and refused to get down, looking at Li Yi pitifully, "I... I didn't learn, I forgot, that is the clutch, that is the brake, that is the accelerator. I don't learn manual transmission anymore, do I learn automatic transmission well? Everyone says that active transmission is relatively simple. ”
Li Yi said menacingly, "No, you come down for me immediately, if you don't come down, I'll take you down." ”
I glanced at Ivannian, I can mess around at home, I can make trouble as much as I want, anyway, there is only Li Yi, but there are outsiders, I am not too embarrassed, I got out of the car honestly, Li Yi pulled me to the driver's seat, and then closed the door heavily, he turned to the co-pilot and sat down.
I carefully fastened my seat belt, and then glanced at Li Yi, he lowered his eyebrows and stared at me, "What do you see, you start the car! The left is the clutch, the middle is the brake, and the right one is the accelerator, hurry up!"
The car is the kind of car of the old era, and you still have to insert the key to start, I took a deep breath and started the car hard, I suspect that Li Yi wants to fix me, and I have to drive this kind of car of many years, and now it is popular to have automatic transmission, how convenient it is to drive.
Li Yi shouted next to him, "When starting, the left foot to step on the clutch to the end, hang a gear, the right foot is empty above the accelerator, slowly lift the clutch, and at the same time release the handbrake and lightly step on the accelerator, after stepping on the accelerator, the left foot of the clutch is slowly and completely lifted, the vehicle starts smoothly, under normal circumstances, the start hangs a gear, when driving a few meters and then shifts to the second gear, the accelerator, when you hear the whirring sound, you can change gears."
I was dizzy when he said it, and as soon as the car started, I immediately became nervous, goosebumps all over my body stood up, my mind was blank, I didn't know what I was going to do, I didn't know where to step on it first, I put my left foot on the left side of the center, my right foot in the middle, and I was about to step on the clutch with my left foot to the end.
Li Yi roared beside him, "Your feet are not right, I said that the left is the clutch, the middle is the brake, and the right is the accelerator, how many times have I told you." ”
I put my foot over and stepped on the accelerator, then turned back and stole a glance at Li Yi, but this time he didn't say anything more. I stepped on the clutch with my left foot to the end, hung up a gear, and couldn't help but look back at Li Yi again, I was scolded by him, and I was most afraid that he would say something about me.
He had a rare patience and continued, "You lift the clutch, release the handbrake, press the accelerator lightly, and by the way, your left foot slowly lifts." ”
The car actually started and drove forward slowly, I looked at Li Yi again excitedly, his cold face finally eased, raised his hand and touched his chin proudly, "I am a master no matter how I say it, if I can't teach you, then I'm not too ashamed?"
The car drove slowly down the road, although my eyes were fixed on the front, my shoulders shrugged, and I looked like a great enemy was coming, and at the same time I was very happy that I could drive, and I felt that it was worth the scolding today. After driving for a while, Li Yi disliked driving too slowly, and shouted again, "You are all the speed of a turtle, you change gears!"
Changing gears, my mind suddenly got big and asked, "How do you change gears?"
"Press the clutch pedal all the way down, then release the accelerator pedal, then quickly shift to 3rd gear, release your hand immediately after shifting, don't put it on the gear target for a long time, that's it. Li Yi finished concisely.
I followed what he said, and when I shifted into 3rd gear, the car raced forward, so fast that I couldn't control it at all, and screamed in surprise.
Li Yi scolded beside him, "What is your name, keep an eye on your front, grasp the steering wheel, you can run four or five laps along the runway first!"
The speed of the car was too fast, I stared at the front with wide eyes and guarded, most afraid of something suddenly coming out, under this fear, I drove the car very slippery, back and forth several times, I turned my brain a little dizzy, plus I was hungry again, the car was too fast, I didn't have the courage to look at Li Yi again, stared at the front and asked, "Can I stop?"
"If you don't want to open it, you can stop!"
I licked my lips and asked a little embarrassed, "Is the brake on the left or in the middle?"
Li Yi didn't bother to take care of me, so he threw me away with two sentences: "If you can't remember how to brake, you can keep driving!"
I could only bite the bullet and continue to drive out of the car, asking uncertainly, "Do I release the accelerator first, then step on the brakes, and finally step on the clutch?" or step on the clutch and then step on the brakes? I am hungry and I want to eat, Li Yi, do you say okay?"
Li Yi turned his head to the back, but he simply turned around and didn't hear it, I checked it on the Internet before, and it was said that it was possible to park the car by stepping on two, but I was afraid that I would be mistaken, so I asked Li Yi again, he just ignored me, especially uncle.
I can only continue, anyway, if he were human, he would be hungry. I was thinking about it, the car turned a corner, and suddenly found that there was a cat in front of me, the cat may have been injured, limping to the side, walking very slowly, probably sensing the car approaching, it turned its head to look at me, dark green eyes reflected in my mind, that kind of pleading gaze made me feel distressed, I shouted loudly in a panic Li Yi "How do I brake!"
He ignored me, the speed of the car was too fast, seeing that the car was about to hit the cat, I immediately turned the steering wheel, and then slammed on the brakes, bang, the car hit the guardrail of the runway, I braked sharply, the body shook violently several times, and my body shook forward out of inertia, hitting the glass in front of me, it really hurt, I covered my forehead in pain.
Li Yi was no better than me, his whole body fell forward, I looked at him face to face, and then the eyes of the two people looked at the front of the car. I was sluggishly aware of a problem, and I was in trouble again, and I had a very bad premonition.
Li Yi didn't look at me anymore, opened the co-pilot's door and walked out, and I followed him down in a panic. When I saw that the front of the car was smashed, I covered my mouth in surprise and sighed that the car was still a Porsche? No wonder people say that the more expensive the car, the more difficult it is to crash.
I looked up at Li Yi nervously and asked uneasily, "The car is very expensive, right?"
Li Yi glanced at me coldly, sneered and asked, "What do you think?"
yes, the name of the car alone is worth a lot of money, and I seem to have made a big mistake. Sure enough, Ivannian's panicked voice came from a distant place, "Car....... car....."
The rice in his mouth squirted out, his face was full of shock, his eyes bulged out, he was so excited, probably stuck by the rice, he began to cough violently.
Looking at Ivannian's expression, I was even more panicked, cold sweat kept coming out, this car must be very expensive, and if the car is related to the three words of limited edition and commemorative edition, it will be sky-high.
Don't look at Li Yi's lack of dew, he loves cars so much, he must be very angry. Li Yi raised his hand and scratched his hair, tilted his head and looked at me angrily, that gaze wanted to eat me alive, he wrapped his hands around his chest, and said word by word, "Tell me why you suddenly brake suddenly." Didn't I tell you to drive a few more laps? Are you deaf, or are you going to rebel? You're still braking hard at the corner, what the hell are you going to do? Do you think I've been spoiling you too much lately, and you're going to be lawless. ”
I lowered my head and glanced at the cat not far away, it was safely away from the runway, licking its feet on the side, and glad that the cat was okay.
Li Yi looked at it keenly, I was afraid that he would turn his anger on the cat, so I quickly opened my hand to block his way, and came out in a daze, "That has nothing to do with the cat, if you have anything, come at me." ”
"Huh!" Li Yi sneered twice, pushed my hand away, and walked straight to the cat. The cat realized the existence of the threat and was about to go forward, but its foot was injured and it couldn't go far at all, so it was grabbed by Li Yi and picked it up. It screamed miserably, opening its teeth and claws to bite Li Yi, but it couldn't reach Li Yi, so it could only whine pitifully.
I saw that its left right leg was already blurred with flesh and blood, and it was no longer possible to see the original shape, and it was run over by the car and broke the leg, I couldn't bear to say "Li Yi, you let it go!"
Li Yi looked the cat up and down twice, then turned to look at me and asked, "You just watched it brake suddenly?" Lu Shuangshuang, I can't see that you are so kind, even so good to a cat, so good that you want to hit the guardrail and save it, are you stupid?"
His yin and yang tone is so weird that I can't tell whether he is praising or belittling, if anyone is driving, she will brake when she sees a cat or a dog? Who told him to ignore me, and I don't understand anything, it will end up like this. I couldn't help but argue, "No, I look at the cat, my mind is blank, normal people would brake." ”
"Yes, if you brake suddenly, the car I just got will be destroyed, and I find that you are becoming more and more capable!"
It was indeed me who was wrong, I thought he was going to scold me again, but the ghost Li Yi suddenly stuffed the cat into my arms, "If you like cats so much, you can raise one, but your cat's lifespan is shorter than that of people, and when it leaves in the future, don't cry to me." And don't sleep with a cat in your arms, I hate cats. ”
I quickly hugged the cat and gently stroked its head, the cat also knows the truth, it knows who is really good to it, prostrate in my arms, motionless.
I mistakenly thought that I had heard it wrong, and looked at Li Yi in disbelief, his attitude changed too quickly, I thought he was going to reprimand me again, but instead of scolding me, he also agreed to let me have a cat, could it be that the sun came out in the west?
Li Yi saw my confusion, he uncomfortably raised his hand and touched the broken hair on his forehead, and looked at the cat in my arms, "My mother also raised a white cat, which looks similar to it." If you like it, you can keep it! Anyway, you look good when you look down and teasing the cat. ”
"Huh?" I still don't understand, he allowed me to have a cat, that's because his mother also had a cat, and he suddenly came up with the next sentence, which is very scary, okay?
Li Yi glanced at the cat and said, "But I told you, when I am here, you are not allowed to tease the cat, and you are not allowed to hold it." ”
I looked at his arrogant expression, and couldn't help but burst out laughing, his possessiveness was too strong, even a cat, he would be jealous.
When I was so moved, the guy from Ivan came out, he circled the car several times, and said inappropriately, "What about the car? This car is destroyed like this, and it will definitely not be repaired?"
He didn't speak and no one treated him as dumb, I glared at him fiercely, he smashed his mouth and played with me helplessly.
We looked at Li Yi together, and we both knew in our hearts that Li Yi's cute car was like his life! Unexpectedly, Li Yi raised his eyebrows painfully, "Isn't it just a car? What does it matter if my woman crashes into a car?"
Ivannian and I exchanged glances, this is too different from Li Yi, is he possessed by something.
Li Yi turned around to hug me, and when he saw the cat in his arms, he immediately flashed back two steps, and he asked me, "Let's go, aren't you hungry? Let's go eat!"
"Good!" I meekly lowered my head and followed behind his ass.
Ivan glanced at me next to him, pointed at his brain, squirmed his mouth, and asked me, "Did he have a broken brain?"
I shook my head in a hurry, and Li Yi turned his head to look at me and Ivannian, and asked, "What are you doing?"
As he spoke, he walked between me and Ivannian, stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around my waist, but he no longer taboo the existence of cats.
Ivannian smiled uncomfortably, and said with a dry laugh, "It's nothing, I saw that the cat was injured, and it just so happened that I knew a girl who studied veterinary medicine, so I asked Shuangshuang if I wanted to help introduce it?"
"No, isn't it just to find a veterinarian? What's so difficult, it's not like finding a woman who walks on three legs. You go away for me, haven't you eaten? You come here to join in the fun, you get out of the way. ”
Yi Wannian put his hand on Li Yi's shoulder, "I just ate a boxed lunch, it tastes too bad, I know there are delicious ones nearby, let's go together." You've been together for so long, and you haven't just been together, so it's not a big deal for me to be a light bulb, right, right?"
Li Yi twisted Yi Wannian's head and said, "Get out, who told you to call Shuangshuang?
"Oh, sister-in-law, let's go!"
As soon as I heard the word sister-in-law, my whole face turned red, I was ten years younger than Ivannian, and it was embarrassing to hear him call himself my sister-in-law, Li Yi was silent and didn't say anything.