Li Yi snorted coldly, pinched my chin more vigorously, stared at me and said meanly, "Lu Shuangshuang, don't give me a cheesy smile, you don't know how hypocritical you are." ”

He doesn't want hypocrisy, does he want my sincerity? What sincerity does the lady and the guests have, they just spend money to buy happiness, and if I don't laugh, they don't point to my forehead, and they think I'm bad and put on a stinky face.

I was still smiling, Li Yi let go of his hand, raised his foot and kicked my leg and ordered, "Lao Tzu is hungry, you cook for me." ”

I immediately looked up at him in bewilderment. He glared at me and yelled very lamely, "You slept like a dead pig after taking the medicine, Lao Tzu didn't eat dinner last night, you go cook for me." ”

He didn't eat dinner and it didn't have much to do with me sleeping! But I didn't have the courage to disobey him, so I walked out in a gloomy way, and he added domineeringly in the back, "I want to eat Yangzhou fried rice, the dishes you made last time were too light, and Lao Tzu doesn't like to eat egg soup, you can change to another one." ”

He's really a guy who climbs up the pole and doesn't know how to be satisfied. I rolled up my loose bathrobe, pulled out the carrots, cucumbers, and some meat from the fridge and started cooking.

When I was a child, I used to cook a lot, but I was not a good cook, and the dishes I made were edible, but not very good. In addition, in the past six months, I have lived a life of living on fast food, and my cooking skills have long been forgotten, and the meals I naturally make are not the type of delicious.

Last night, I didn't eat, my stomach was already hungry, I quickly made a fried rice and broth, and before Li Yi found out, I secretly stuffed several mouthfuls of rice into my mouth, raised my hand to wipe off the oil stains in my mouth, and then went out with the food.

Li Yi sat elegantly at the dinner table, looking like an English gentleman from a distance. But this guy is just a well-dressed beast, and sure enough, when he looked back and saw me, he reprimanded me dissatisfiedly, "Hurry up, I'm starving to death." ”

As soon as I put down the plate, he scooped a big spoonful into his mouth, swallowed it with a frown, and raised his eyes and glared at me angrily, "Lu Shuangshuang, don't I say it too lightly?

I already knew that I couldn't serve this young master who was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, so I pretended to listen to his reprimand very carefully, and nodded in response, "Yes, I was wrong." ”

From time to time, his eyes were on the plate, and he kept swallowing.

Li Yi supported his chin with his right hand and asked in a charity tone, "Do you want to eat?"

I quickly shook my head and said, "No, I'm not hungry." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach growled, which was really embarrassing, and his stomach was so shameless.

Li Yi put down the spoon, carefully studied me, and said with a smile, "Lu Shuangshuang, I found that your kung fu of opening your eyes and talking nonsense is really good, your face is not red, and you are not panting." ”

Even if I want to eat, I'll wait until I'm gone, but now it's dawn, there's no danger, and it's convenient to take a taxi, so I bent down and smiled and said, "I only made one person's portion, you can eat!"

"Do you think I am a pig? Can I finish this big pot of rice? What do you take Qiao? Lao Tzu will let you eat it, and eat it with me. He mocked me with those harsh words again.

He always said that I pretended, or else he said that I took Joe, didn't he let me eat it? I went into the kitchen and grabbed a pair of chopsticks and a bowl, and began to devour it, and in two or three strokes, I ate most of the fried rice on the plate.

I was about to go to dinner, Li Yi snatched the plate and scolded, "Lu Shuangshuang, are you a woman?

He didn't eat anymore, grabbed the plate, and quickly stuffed it into his mouth. I looked away and landed on the broth, scooped all the meat into the bowl, and he came and grabbed it again.

We were in the middle of a fight, and we finished the fried rice and broth. He was lying on the couch watching TV, and I was playing the type of virtuous wife, washing dishes in the kitchen.

I was washing my head when a voice suddenly came out of my back, "I'll tell you something." ”

I cried out, covered my heart, and found Li Yi standing behind me, his hands crossed in front of his chest, and said, "There's a bowl broken!"

I had to pick up the bowls from the water, check them one by one, and shake my head, "No, it seems to be fine." ”

Li Yi went deep into the sink, found the bowl he had just eaten, pointed to the edge of the porcelain that had fallen off and said, "Isn't this it, it's easy to cut your mouth, throw it away!"

I was speechless, the eldest young master is the eldest young master, I don't know how expensive firewood, rice, oil and salt, I said helplessly, "It's not good, it's just that some porcelain has been dropped, how can it be considered a broken bowl?"

I took the bowl back, put it in the sterilizer after passing the water, and started wiping down the utensils.

Li Yi was still stuck in the kitchen, stubbornly saying, "Don't women all think that eating with beautiful brand-name tableware will increase their appetite?"

I couldn't help but laugh, what kind of logic is this? I turned my head and asked in a mocking tone, "Then if I use a gold plate to put raw pork, you will have a great appetite and drink blood?"

I met those dark eyes, like a black whirlpool, enveloping people and falling, for a while, I couldn't take my eyes off it, and my smile was fixed.