"Who, what the hell, do you want to unload Lao Tzu's door or whatever. The door opened, and a bald head came out of it, and a black blade greeted him, and the bald head froze.

The black long sword fell, and the bald head closed his eyes desperately: "It's over, I'm going to die." ”

Long... Time seemed to stand still.

After waiting for a long time without the slightest pain, the bald head swallowed hard: Is this death, my head should fly·····

Carefully open your eyes. What caught his eye was the black long sword, and he closed his eyes violently and muttered, "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming·····" The eyes quietly opened one, and the black long sword was still in front of his eyes, as if it was inserted in his neck, but in fact, it was only a little bit of the bald head that fell to the ground, but fortunately, the purple wing withdrew his hand, but...

"Ah, I'm dead, help, I'm dead..." The bald head opened Ziyi's eyes, and he actually lay on the ground holding his head and began to roll, at the same time: "Oh my god, my head, it's gone, I'm dead, I'm dead·····"

Purple Wing was speechless, the IQ of this thing needs to be verified.

"What the ghost is called, dead ghost !!" At this moment the door was completely opened, and a female voice came from outside the door, and then a big thick leg wearing a small red embroidered shoe reached in and crushed the bald face.

The bald head looked in the direction of the door with tears in his eyes: "You call me a dead ghost, am I really dead?" After speaking, tears began to roll in his eyes: "I don't want it, I'm old and young, I'm still young, I'm just 40 years old, I don't want to die." ”

"Shut up!" The foot grinded harder, the bald face was already deformed, and the purple wings who saw it palpitated, and the door was all opened, only to see a middle-aged man... Let's be an aunt, wearing a red temptation tights, but because of the fight between the figure and the bucket, it is really not tempting, and the thighs full of leg hair are wearing two small embroidered shoes, I really don't know how she put these embroidered shoes in.

"Auntie" crossed her hands on her waist, stepped on her bald head with one foot, and roared: "Don't pretend to be tender for the old lady, the head is still forty years old? I think four hundred and forty is about the same." Auntie's words made Ziyi's heart tremble, these two people are not masters at the level of Earth Walker?!

However, the bald head's words immediately afterwards made Purple Wing, who was about to turn around and escape, stumble and almost fell to the ground.

"You're young, a big old man wears like this!"

Purple Wing mechanically turned his head to stare at "Auntie", and when "Auntie" saw that someone was looking at him, he covered his face "shyly", and said in a low voice: "Oh, I hate it, what are you talking about, bald brother?! After saying that, the strength on his feet became even harder, and cracks began to appear on the ground, but Ziyi's heart at this time was like stepping through thousands of troops, and his stomach was overturning, leaving only one thought, "Get out of here quickly, these two are not people when they go crazy." ”

"Little brother, where are you going?"

As soon as Ziyi turned around and was about to leave here quietly, a voice came from behind him, which made Ziyi's hair stand up in an instant, and he turned his head mechanically, and gestured with his sword: "I, I want to go to the toilet." ”

"Oh!" the bald head got up from the ground casually, patted the dust off his body, and pointed behind him: "The toilet is behind me." ”

Purple Wings... this

It was already exposed, so he had to walk towards the two of them and secretly hold two charms.

"Wait, what's in your pocket!"

Ziyi stiffened, stiffly took out the charm from his pocket, shook it in front of him, and said expressionlessly: "Paper for wiping buttocks." ”

Charms, paper for wiping buttocks, paper for wiping buttocks, charms······

"I'll go, yes. The bald head jumped, jumped directly in front of Ziyi, snatched the charm from Ziyi's hand, and then leaned over to his nose and sniffed, and said to himself: "The city can play, I'll try." ”

Purple Wing felt like he had been struck by a bolt of lightning and was numb.