Chapter 1067: Female Corpse
After listening to Lu He's words, Chu Yuyan opened her mouth wide and looked at Lu He with an incredulous face.
Lu He was stunned and wondered: "Why are you looking at me like this?"
"Boss, you ......"
Chu Yuyan's eyes showed pity, and said, "You won't still be a virgin, right?"
Lu He's eyes froze, and he said angrily, "So what?"
"No wonder. ”
Chu Yuyan sighed helplessly, and said, "Actually, if you really can't help it, you can go to Ling Xuan to solve it, can we not get the corpses? Everyone is dead, and you still don't let the family live in peace, it's really a bit too much." ”
Bang!
Lu He was so angry that he almost smashed Chu Yuyan's head with a fist, and he roared in a low voice: "I didn't do this at all because I wanted to use that corpse, it was a god and demon, that guy said he was going to help, let me find him a body as a container, understand?"
Chu Yuyan covered his head, tears of pain almost flowed out, and when he heard this, he said with tears in his eyes: "Isn't that god and demon a man? Why did he want to find a woman's body?"
"Maybe psychopathic?"
Lu Hedao: "You go quickly, don't delay my business." ”
"Oh. ”
Chu Yuyan flattened his mouth and turned away aggrievedly.
In Lu He's sea of knowledge, the gods and demons roared wildly: "If you really dare to get me a female corpse, I will definitely kill you with my own hands!"
"Don't worry, I'm kidding. ”
Lu He's face was mysterious, and he smiled slightly.
The gods and demons were also innocent, and when they heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief and said: "In that case, then you are ready to kneel down to meet me, tonight, my physical body will reach beyond Kyushu, and I will contact you at that time." ”
"Okay. ”
Lu He smiled and nodded.
An hour later, Chu Yuyan brought a female corpse with a strange expression, and said: "I ran hundreds of thousands of miles, and found this female corpse next to a human village, it seems that she was caught by the people in the village for stealing people and soaked in the pig cage, and she just died less than half a day, so you can take advantage of it." ”
"Phew!"
Lu He took a sip and said, "Put makeup on her and disguise her as a man." ”
Chu Yuyan was stunned for a moment, instantly comprehended Lu He's meaning, and said excitedly: "You mean to say that you want to pit that god and demon?"
"You still know me. ”
Lu He nodded and smiled: "That guy is arrogant all day long, this time I have to insult him and let him know that even if we are ants, ants are also dignified!"
"Yes!"
Chu Yuyan nodded hurriedly, she liked this kind of prank thing the most.
Lu He knew that the gods and demons had the habit of peeping at him, so in order not to be noticed by the gods and demons, he asked Xiao Soap to block the heavenly machine and cut off the connection with the gods and demons, and then Chu Yuyan began to put on makeup for the female corpse, and Lu He naturally avoided it.
After putting on the makeup of the female corpse, at Chu Yuyan's strong request, Lu He and Chu Yuyan took the female corpse to the depths of the Manggu Sea together.
After all, the arrival of gods and demons is not trivial, Lu He doesn't want too many people to know the magic of his star picking hand, although the coalition looks monolithic now, but that's because there is a crisis of demon invasion in front of him, they were originally hostile relations, which Lu He will never forget.
When he came to the depths of the Manggu Sea, Lu He found a small island, and sat on the island with Chu Yuyan while chatting and drinking tea, while waiting for the arrival of the gods and demons.
In the middle of the night, the sky is full of stars and the sea breeze is blowing.
"Boss, you say, if we had met in a previous life?"
Chu Yuyan lay on the recliner, looking at the twinkling stars in the sky, feeling the magic of fate in his heart.
Lu He shook his head and said: "Impossible, if I had met you in my previous life, then I would definitely be directly angry with you, and maybe I wouldn't have come to Kyushu." ”
"Phew!"
Chu Yuyan said: "You don't know how gentle and lovely I was in my previous life, and I was understanding, and my current character was only developed in this life." ”
Lu He turned sideways, looked at Chu Yuyan's side face, a smile appeared in his eyes, and said, "Having said that, two lives as a human being, why didn't I find you more stable? You look seventeen years old on the surface, no, now you are eighteen years old, but in fact, your soul must be forty or fifty years old, right?"
Chu Yu said expressionlessly: "This girl only lived to be sixteen years old in her previous life! Sixteen years old! At the same age as a flower, I haven't graduated from high school yet, just because my best friend secretly drove her family's car to take me for a ride, but that fool crashed into the fuel tanker truck and exploded directly on the spot, I felt a flash of red light in front of me, and I ran to Kyushu, do you say I was wronged?"
Although it has been many years, Chu Yuyan's anger will not be beaten when he mentions that incident.
Lu He was immediately happy when he heard this, and almost laughed out loud, no wonder Chu Yuyan never said how she died in her previous life, it turned out that the problem was here.
However, it can also be seen that Chu Yuyan said that she had a gentle and lovely personality in her previous life, probably because of her young age, so she had not begun to break out of her cheap attributes, and after coming to this world, she directly let herself go, but it was precisely because she had such a character that she could protect herself in this cruel Kyushu.
Kyushu is different from the earth in the previous life, the Chinese on the earth, the law is strict, the country is rich and the people are strong, and it is one of the few countries on the earth where a girl can go out in the middle of the night to buy snacks without worrying about being robbed.
And this Kyushu is completely different, in Kyushu, the existence of cultivators makes the laws of this world a little blurred, and the weak ones are ants, and they can't raise their heads at all in front of the cultivators, and they will be slaughtered by the village and the city.
For some reason, Lu He thought of Chu Yuyan's experience from childhood to adulthood, and felt great pity in his heart, and suddenly stretched out his hand and directly took Chu Yuyan into his arms.
Chu Yuyan was stunned, but his eyes widened and he looked at Lu He in a daze.
Lu He hugged Chu Yuyan in his arms, but he didn't do anything, just said softly: "From the moment you met me, you are destined to have me to protect you in this life, no matter who it is, don't want to bully you, no one wants to bully any of you." ”
Chu Yuyan said in a daze: "Although I am very moved in my heart, I still want to take the liberty of asking, what do you want to do?"
"Nothing to do with it. ”
Lu He shook his head and said: "Do you think that I only have those messy thoughts in my heart? Then you are wrong, for example, at this time, I am holding you, and there are no distractions in my heart, it is the reincarnation of Yanagi Hui." ”
Chu Yuyan looked down silently, and said a little unnaturally: "Move, stand up to me." ”
"No way, since you're a high school student, you've also taken human body classes, and you know it's human instinct. ”
Lu He sighed lightly: "Actually, I want to say ...... to you"
"Hey, hey, come and kneel to meet the deity!"
The voices of gods and demons sounded in the sea of Lu Hezhi.