There are always some people who say that Li Fan is a little hooligan mixed in the cultural circles, and Li Fan resolutely disagrees with this chic title.

Is it wrong to popularize culture? Is it wrong to inherit history? Is it wrong to sort out the customs and customs of past dynasties, clothing, food, housing, and transportation?

Well, yes! Absolutely!

In the cafeteria, there are several hard dishes on a table: radish soup, radish soup, radish soup......

There were a few young people around the table, and everyone was eating breakfast. On the side of the aisle, several suitcases were placed in turn.

"It's interesting to talk about this ancient eunuch. In the classic literature of the Chinese Kingdom, the earliest record of eunuchs comes from the "Spring and Autumn Zuo Chuan: The Second Year of the Duke of Xu", which mentions a person named 'Siren Mink', who was a favorite minister of Duke Huan of Qi. There is a record that he 'self-palace' in order to please Duke Qi Huan, so as to obtain glory and wealth, and now the unification of China is said to be the ancestor of this buddy eunuch. I have reservations about this, so I'll check it another day and post an article. ”

Yang Shuoqiu asked, "Li Fan, why is the eunuch called a eunuch?"

Gu Yating and Peng Hui also looked at Li Fan together.

Li Fan put down his chopsticks and corrected: "It's too complicated when it comes to this, first of all, your question is wrong." ”

"Oh, what's wrong?"

Li Fan said: "In people's impression, eunuchs and eunuchs are the same thing, but in fact, there is a difference between the two. According to research: First, the earliest eunuch

Not all officials are eunuchs. Second, the concepts of eunuchs and eunuchs in feudal society are different. In ancient times, eunuchs were in the service of the emperor and his close relatives in the imperial palace

The general term for officials is not all castrated. And the 'Siyong eunuch' was after the Eastern Han Dynasty.

The term eunuch first appeared in the Liao Dynasty and was one of the official titles in the political institutions of the Liao Dynasty...... By the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs and eunuchs had a more fixed relationship. Those who act as eunuchs must be eunuchs, but eunuchs are not all eunuchs. The eunuch is the boss of the eunuch, and is a high-ranking eunuch with a certain rank and wealth.

The special title of eunuch to become a eunuch began in the Qing Dynasty, and they were all called 'eunuchs', and their status also fell to the bottom in the Qing Dynasty. Because they were not given any authority, the duties of many eunuchs in the previous dynasty were basically deprived of the internal affairs office established by the Qing Dynasty, and the eunuchs were basically reduced to slaves who could only serve their masters with peace of mind. ”

Yang Shuo nodded and said, "Hey, they are obviously bullying the disabled." Oh, no wonder there were no big eunuchs in the Qing Dynasty. ”

Li Fan smiled: "Yes, it really hasn't appeared." ”

Peng Hui asked, "Then you are from the same sect Li Lianying-"

"You are the same sect, you are the same sect!" Li Fan glanced at her and said, "Emperor Yongzheng stipulated that the eunuch grade was limited to four grades, and in addition, the Qing Dynasty took eunuchs lightly, so eunuchs had no real power at all.

Speaking of Li Lianying alone, in the fifth year of Guangxu, Li Lianying served as the head of the four-grade Hualing of Chuxiu Palace, which is already the limit of the official position. In the twentieth year of Guangxu, the 46-year-old Li Lianying was rewarded with a second-grade top flower feather, but this is just a symbol of honor. ”

Peng Hui said: "But the ministers are afraid of him, and many people have been blackmailed by him." ”

"It's not him who the ministers are afraid of, it's Lafayette. He doesn't have any real power, he's just a dog. As soon as Cixi hanged, he was abolished. Let me tell you what it means to be a real eunuch!

For example, Zhao Gao, the first eunuch and prime minister, referred to the deer as a horse, he dedicated a deer to Qin Shi Huang II, and said that this is a horse, and the second said that this is a deer, and half of the ministers of the court have stood in line, saying that this is a horse, and the result is directly confusing Qin Shi Huang II. This is called real power!

Another example is Tong Guan, who has led the military power for more than 20 years, the power is tilted towards the government and the opposition, and he has been defeated repeatedly, but the military power has not collapsed, which is called real power!

……

Compared to these big eunuchs, he is too good!"

Yang Shuo said with a smile: "The eunuchs and eunuchs of our country can also be regarded as national characteristics!"

"Who said that eunuchs are not the only unique historical phenomenon in our country. According to research, eunuchs have a strong universal character. Three or four thousand years ago, ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, ancient Babylon, and the kingdom of India all had a special group of eunuchs.

Moreover, there is a certain possibility that the eunuch is a foreign product. ”

"Can't you, right?

"This is really not necessarily, wait for me to study and verify it. ”

"Why isn't it ours?"

Li Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Eh, don't learn from a certain country, let's face history." Don't be like them, Confucius is theirs, Xi Shi is theirs, and Sun Wukong is theirs. If they want this eunuch, give it to them. ”

Yang Shuo raised his eyebrows and said, "Li Fan, I've always been curious, why do you say the eunuch wants to marry a daughter-in-law?"

"There are too many reasons for this, there are psychopaths, there are masters reward, there are family partners, etc., and there are medical clarifications, such as not being castrated and growing back in the later stage.

The little eunuchs in the palace should take a look every three years and check again every five years to see if there is any convex flesh growing, which is the palace rule. But things in the court can't be simply speculated on by common sense. For example, if a certain concubine favors a certain little eunuch, then she only needs to say 'exempt' to the eunuch who inspects it, and then the concubine will be really exempt, and then, the concubine will be -"

When Li Fan said this, he squeezed his eyes at Yang Shuo, and then the two of them laughed "debauched" together.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Gu Yating and Peng Hui all rolled their eyes.

Li Fan said again: "In the notes of the Ming Dynasty people "Zaolin Miscellaneous", there is a saying about Wei Zhongxian's 'Yujing rebirth', and there is also a saying about 'xing gene activation' from a physiological perspective.

Speaking of which, there is a saying of 'food', which refers to the affairs of eunuchs and palace maids, of course, this mostly refers to their relatively short-term interactions, and long-term stable relationships are called 'vegetable households'. ”

Gu Yating frowned and said, "What you said is not comprehensive, there are other meanings about food." ”

Roar!

Li Fan was overjoyed when he heard this, this girl actually understands this, and she is also an expert. He smiled and asked, "What's the point of that, please advise!"

Gu Yating wanted to speak and stopped, and finally said: "I don't know, you can check the information yourself!"

Li Fanle looked at her happily, "Is it 'grinding mirror'?"

Peng Hui was puzzled: "What is 'grinding mirror'?"

Li Fan said: "In ancient times, it referred to the love affair between women and women. ”

Peng Hui continued to seek knowledge: "Then why is it called 'grinding mirror'?"

Gu Yating pulled her, gave her a look and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense." ”

Peng Hui put a question mark on her head and said to Gu Yating: "Do you know, why don't you tell me?"

Gu Yating immediately lowered her head and showed her innocence, "I don't know!"

Peng Hui moved her gaze to Li Fan, her curiosity was great, and she asked, "Li Fan, why is it called 'grinding mirror'?"

Li Fan shook his head, "It's inconvenient to talk about this with you little girl, you go back and check the information." ”

"No, you tell me, I'm not young!"

Yang Shuo also approached and said curiously, "Yes, say it quickly!"

"Uh...... Xiaohui, how big is your scale?"

Peng Hui waved her hand heroically and said, "I don't have a scale, come on!"

"That's good, bold enough. Why is it called grinding mirrors between women and women, it comes from a kind of position, 'grinding', action also, 'mirror', the two parts are basically the same, like looking in a mirror, this is called grinding mirrors!"

Yang Shuo understood in seconds, kept slapping his face, and said, "Wonderful, wonderful!"

Peng Hui looked at Yang Shuo, who suddenly realized, and then at Gu Yating, who was eating alone with her head down, she still didn't figure it out for a while, she continued to ask: "Brother Fan, please talk about it a little more detail." ”

"Go to the side, no matter how detailed it is, you will be involved!"

Yang Shuo asked curiously, "Li Fan, what is the relationship between the eunuch and the palace maid?"

"Go to the side, teach alone in private another day!"

Peng Hui hurriedly raised her hand and said excitedly, "Can I audit?"

……

At the next table, two professors of the Department of Mathematics were eating breakfast at this time, and the two of them did not say a word the whole time, but listened carefully with their ears pricked up, and when they saw the four young men and women leave, they finally spoke.

"That kid is the special enrollment of the Faculty of Arts in advance?" asked Professor Zheng Long.

"Yes, it seems to be a little rascal in the guise of a scholar, hahaha. ”

Yes, he's called a little rascal again.

……

Four people came to the airport.

Li Fan, Yang Shuo and Gu Yating were all the way, and the three of them flew straight to Spring City and went home.

On the plane, three people chatted.

Yang Shuo asked, "Li Fan, whose call was it just now? What show are you going to participate in?"

"Little Famous Scholar of Chinese Studies". ”

"Isn't that a show for a bunch of kids, is it fun for you to crush the kids?"

"No, no, no, guest appearance as a guest teacher in the first issue, guidance and guidance. ”

"Niu, have you started to move towards the position of mentor now?"

Li Fan laughed and said, "You can also understand it like this. ”

"Shuai Li is amazing!"

"Look at it, then. ”

……

One braggarts, the other stinks his feet, and the two of them are happy to be poor.

Gu Yating looked at the two very shameless people, grabbed her hair deeply with her hands, plugged in the headphones and listened to the music, the music looped automatically, and after a while, a commentary sounded in the player: We said in the last book, the young marshal Zhang Xueliang was neatly draped......

Gu Yating pulled out her headphones, squinted at Li Fan, and directly panicked Li Fan.

"What's wrong?"

"When are you going to put the commentary on my player again?"

"That, uh...... You HIFI level player, good sound quality!"

Gu Yating's deep eyes continued to throw darts and kitchen knives at Li Fan, but her expression suddenly changed, she became serious, and asked, "Can you tell me about the new research you want to advocate, what is the research direction, what is the theoretical basis, and what is the value?"

"What?"

"It's nothing, I love to say it. ”

"Then let's not talk about it, I'm tired, get some sleep. Li Fan leaned back and fell asleep.

Gu Yating pulled Li Fan's arm and said, "You really don't say it?"

Li Fan opened half of his eyes and said, "Teach alone another day." ”

"Cut!"

……

Li Fan flew away from the capital, and behind him was the deep expectations of many people, some people were preparing contracts, some were waiting for the product to be launched, and everyone was looking forward to Li Fan going to the next level and continuing to expand his influence.

Although in the past two months, he has successfully created a unique personal image of a cultural icon, but many people's expectations for him are obviously extremely high, because he has that strength, everything he has shown in the past two months seems to be so easy, and his future road is obviously smooth.

The greater the expectation, the greater the pressure. Fortunately, Li Fan's eighteen martial arts are in his body, and his self-confidence is not very sufficient.

After getting off the plane and taking a taxi back to the supermarket, he walked in briskly and said, "Mom and Dad, I'm back!"

Dad is putting the goods, Niu Benben is helping to help, Mom is holding the jelly and watching TV, and the TV is replaying "Speed Star".

"Brother!" Jelly happily ran towards Li Fan with small steps, a pair of big eyes seemed to be rippling with a puddle of autumn water, and hugged his brother's calf.

Li Fan pinched his sister's face and said, "My brother brought you a gift, do you want it?"

"Yes. Jelly looked expectantly at the large box beside her brother, which was so much taller than herself, and it must have contained a lot of treasures.

Li Fan lowered his body and said, "Then kiss one." ”

"Poof!" Jelly kissed Li Fan on the cheek.

Li Fan happily opened the box and took it out one by one: building blocks, crayons, a set of joyful gray wolves, and princess puzzles......

The jelly grinned and took it all away, moving it behind her one by one, staggering and falling, and putting it all in her own private domain.

In the end, Li Fan took out his trump card gift, he held a card, shook it in front of Jelly's eyes, and shook Xiao Jelly's eyes brightly, "Dangdangdang! This is an institution's lifelong free learning card, with this card, sister, you are about to receive a one-stop personalized quality education from childhood to adulthood, with it, your mother no longer has to worry about your learning!"

Jelly was still too small, she didn't understand what a dragon was, and she didn't understand what quality education was, and after a bunch of question marks lingered in her head for a while, she finally grasped the key information - learning.

In an instant, her bright smile disappeared suddenly, the corners of her mouth twitched slightly, her long eyelashes flickered and trembled, and the next moment, a string of golden beans rolled out in a flutter, and Little Jelly held the rag doll in her hand and cried: "I don't want to study, I don't want to study!"

Burst!

The crowd laughed when they saw this.

Li Fan hugged his sister and said, "Then don't study first, don't study." ”

Li Fan asked his mother again, "What's the situation?"

"In the past two days, your father and I wanted to send jelly to kindergarten, but we couldn't live or die, and we didn't dare to see anyone. ”

Niu Benben said: "It's too early, Auntie, the jelly is too small!"

"But Jelly talks and walks much earlier than her peers, and I heard from experts that it's time to go to kindergarten. ”

"I'm not going, I'm not going!" Jelly cried even more loudly when she heard this.

"Okay, if you don't go, your brother won't let you go, and your brother will take you to eat delicious food. ”

Hearing that he was eating, the jelly immediately dispersed, and he burst into laughter, "Wow!"

Mother Li pouted: "Look, the brother and sister are a pair of foodies." ”

Jelly grinned and put her arms around her brother's neck, "Brother, I'm going to the zoo to see the long-nosed prawns." ”

"That's called an elephant, okay, I'll take you tomorrow!"

"Brother, I'm going to the Botanical Garden. ”

"Okay, I'll take you there the day after tomorrow, where do you want to go the day after tomorrow?"

Jelly was asked, the little brain can't function, a pair of big eyes are rolling, where to go?

Li's mother said: "Take her to kindergarten the day after tomorrow!"

"Woo, I'm not going to kindergarten!!"

Niu Benben laughed: "Li Fan, Li Fan, you have a quirky and intelligent little sister, but the mantle of your cultural idol can't be passed on!"

Li Fan looked at Niu Benben fixedly, and said coldly: "It's okay, isn't there still you?"

Little Jelly looked at her brother, then at Niu Benben, and suddenly slapped her little slap, and a series of silver bell-like laughter overflowed from the corners of her mouth.