Today, there were so many students crowded into this small classroom, and Li Fan was actually surprised.

Except for some backward English students in the third grade group, half of the students came to hear the news in the first and second years of high school, and how many of them came to chase stars under the guise of learning, we don't know.

On the podium, Li Fan waved chalk and wrote down a line of big characters: Analysis of five basic sentence structures. He then proceeded to draw a tree-like diagram.

In the audience, some students worked hard to write books and record quickly, while the other part took pictures of Li Fan with their mobile phones, which shows that there are still a large number of fans here to "fill up the numbers".

On the stage, Li Fan said: "Regarding the division of sentence components, I have a smooth mouth here, and if you memorize it, you will get twice the result with half the effort." Let's take a note. ”

Li Fan said that, and wrote this down on the blackboard:

The subject is in front, the predicate is in the middle, and the object and adverbial are rushed behind.

After the subject and object of the phrase predicate, before the subject and object of the form and representative predicative.

The guests are close to each other, and the straight and the rooms are connected to and for.

The object complement is located after the object, and the ground form is often before the tense.

After Li Fan finished writing, he began to pace with his hands behind his back, but suddenly, he suddenly raised his head: "Don't take pictures with your mobile phone!"

Teacher Zhong outside the window was startled, and quickly put away the mobile phone held in the air.

Indoors.

"How many times have I said that a large part of the reason why you don't do well in English is because of laziness, if you don't copy it yourself, I won't go on. ”

Teacher Zhong suddenly, oh, I didn't say anything about myself.

Teacher Zhong returned to the office and saw that Teacher Cheng was indoors, he said excitedly: "I found that Li Fan's child is not only good at Chinese studies, but also very unique in English.

"No matter how unique he is, he can still have our English teacher, so we can rely on this to eat." I also heard today that Li Fan opened an English interest class, eh, a child is lecturing, what are we going to do with the old teacher?"

Teacher Zhong asked, "You really don't go?"

"Big brother, don't drop the price, although he is the cultural idol of the light of the school, we still have to look like a teacher. ”

Mr. Zhong sighed, and then had to show him the loot in his phone.

So, the next night, two English teachers appeared outside the classroom window, and both were holding mobile phones and stealing "important information".

On the indoor podium, Li Fan waved his pen and wrote: Qiaoji-f(e) ends in the plural of nouns.

Here's what happened:

Half of the leaves are yellow,

The wife took the knife and went to cut the grain,

A wolf sprang out from behind the rack,

It's like a robber running for his life.

Li Fan said: "How to explain this, everyone listen to me, leaf (leaf), half (half), self (self), ife (wife), knife (knife), shelf (shelf), olf (wolf), thief (thief, robber), life (life) These 9 nouns should be changed to -f (e) to v, and then -es . Other nouns ending in -f(e) are directly added to the -s plural. ”

Inside, the students hurriedly took notes, and outdoors, two mobile phone photo buttons were quickly recorded.

Li Fan continued to write a line of words on the blackboard: Qiaoji -f ends in nouns directly add -s to change plural!

The way it is: by the bay, on the rooftops,

The chief's servants looked at each other;

Who says they have no faith,

The evidence is written on a handkerchief.

After Li Fan wrote down his words, he walked out of the classroom quickly, but saw that the two English teachers were talking to each other, and they were leaving in a panic:

"Teacher Zhong, how are the students in your class doing this in-class test?"

"It's not ideal, Teacher Cheng, what about your class?"

……

Li Fan waved his hand and said, "Two teachers, you?"

"Ah, we're passing by!"

"You're busy!"

……

The week passed quickly, and there were fewer and fewer students indoors, because Niu Benben cleared all the fans and non-high school juniors, otherwise it would be too much time. And no teacher is outside the classroom anymore.

Because, the corridor outside the classroom is crowded with people and full of people.

Even in the third year of high school, Huaguo will give a day off every Sunday, mainly to wash and buy some study and daily necessities for the students, so that everyone can relax their brain nerves.

On Sunday, Li Fan made an appointment with Niu Benben in the morning to give him a make-up class, and in the afternoon he made an appointment with Gu Yating to accept her make-up class.

Talking about the problem of poor mathematics before, Gu Yating took the initiative to say that she wanted to make up for Li Fan, although Li Fan was escorted, but Li Fan had no intention of giving up the college entrance examination, and wanted to challenge it when the time came, to see if the college entrance examination champion who had not won in the previous life could "mix" one in this life.

However, Li Fan was a graduate student at Peking University, and he was not troubled in mathematics, the reason why he only scored more than 120 points in mathematics in the last exam was not that he was too low-key to hide?

However, Li Fan didn't object, he was just teasing the little girl.

Niu Benben's English is indeed poor, and he has no language talent at all, and after Li Fan taught alone for three hours, he changed the goal of cultivating simultaneous interpreters to strive for difficult students to reach the passing line.

Li Fan put down the pen and said, "That's it, you first consolidate what I taught you, and then let's move on to the next link next week." ”

Niu Benben was relieved, although he could feel that Li Fanbi was more vivid and easy to understand than the teacher, but he was looking at the moon in the fog and looking at the flowers and water, and his eyes were always hazy, and he could not find the core truth.

Niu Benben stretched his waist with 12 points of strength, and then turned on the TV casually, and at this time, Li Fan's tutor came to the door.

"Hello Teacher Gu!"

"Okay! I brought some rolls today, touch your bottom first!" Gu Yating glanced indoors while changing her slippers, only to find that Niu Benben was also there, she said, "Brother Niu is also there?"

"Yating, what are you making trouble? What Teacher Gu?"

Gu Yating sighed and said: "Isn't Li Fan's math too bad, you have to ask me to help with tutoring, it's annoying to me!"

Li Fan sneered, and he didn't know who was pestering him to make up for the lesson.

Gu Yating took out the test paper from her backpack and put it on the table, then took a snack in her hand and began to look around for Jelly, "Where's my sister?"

"I'm going to kindergarten!" Li Fan put the fruit bowl on the table and watched TV.

Jelly still can't escape this fate.

On TV, "The Legend of Ji Xiaolan" is being played at this time, which is basically the same as the plot of "Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth" in the previous life.

A few people watched TV while picking oranges and eating them, laughing out loud from time to time.

Niu Benben said: "This TV series is really classic, it has been replayed many times, I just don't get tired of watching it, and I still increase my knowledge!"

"What kind of knowledge do you have?" Li Fan casually began to peel apples, "This kind of TV series are all blindly filmed, just nonsense, and seriously distort history!"

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Niu Benben was puzzled.

Li Fan said: "First of all, the character image is wrong. In the TV series, Ji Xiaolan is a gentleman, and He Shen is fat and rubbing, but in the actual situation in history, Ji Xiaolan is a big fat man, and He Shen is a famous beautiful man in the Qianlong period, proficient in Manchu, Chinese, Tibetan and other languages, especially good at poetry.

Moreover, speaking of Ji Xiaolan alone, it is not what it is said in the TV series at all, this person has nothing to praise in other aspects except for his talent. ”

A big question mark popped up on Niu Benben's head, "No, that's my idol!"

"Then let's take a look at the first thing about your idol! First of all, Ji Xiaolan is a severe xing addict.

It is said in "Qixia Pavilion Wild Ride" that Ji Xiaolan has been endowed with extraordinary people since she was a child, she can see things at night, and if she is not a maid for a day, her skin will crack and her feet will cramp.

"Insect Singing Manlu" also said that Ji Xiaolan claimed to be a wild monster and turned around, did not eat rice, only took meat as food, had to count women a day, entered the court with five drums once, returned to the apartment once, once at noon, once in twilight, once in bed, and could not be less once.

Once, Ji Xiaolan was ordered to compile the "Siku Quanshu" in the Hanlin Academy, because the project is huge, Ji Xiaolan and his colleagues are working day and night, and they have basically not touched a woman for several days.

Seeing Ji Xiaolan's eyes convex red, Qianlong was shocked and asked, "Aiqing, what's wrong?" Ji Xiaolan told the truth: "Your Majesty, I miss a woman." ”

Qianlong laughed and said: "This is easy to do, and the two companions of the palace maid will serve you carefully!"

After getting the two palace maids, Ji Xiaolan suddenly had no illness, and the work went very smoothly, and finally, after the work was completed, Qianlong directly rewarded the two daughters to him as concubines, and then, Ji Xiaolan Ziyun: Accepted concubines by order. ”

This was a bit out of Niu Benben's cognition, and he said suspiciously: "Really, fake?"

Li Fan smiled: "Guess what? Moreover, Ji Xiaolan has not lost her lust until she is in her 80s, so I won't give you an example, it's too much." Anyway, Ji Xiaolan loves to eat meat, and it is estimated that this kind of big boss-level ability comes from here.

Ji Xiaolan's lust is recognized, and secondly, she stammers and has a poisonous tongue! is far from the articulate person in the TV series.

What does this poisonous tongue look like, let me give you two examples!

Every time Ji Xiaolan entered the palace and was fine, the eunuch liked to pester him to tell stories. Once, Ji Xiaolan was entangled by a certain eunuch again and asked him to tell a story, Ji Xiaolan said that there was no story recently, and a certain eunuch had to let him say one, and he could make it up now.

Ji Xiaolan pretended to think about it and said, "Yes, there is a person." After saying that, he shut up and stared at the eunuch.

When the eunuch saw that he was silent, he urged, 'What's down there?'

What do you say Ji Xiaolan said?"

Niu Benben: "What did you say?"

Gu Yating also turned sideways and cast a curious gaze.

Li Fan smiled: "Ji Xiaolan said: 'There is no one down there. ’”

There was a burst of laughter in the room, and someone was holding her stomach and her delicate body was shaking.

Li Fan said again: "Let's talk about one more."

said that there was an old eunuch who had the dream of a literary and artistic youth, and finally mustered up the courage to discuss couplet writing skills with the talented Ji Xiaolan, but he didn't expect to be scolded by Ji Xiaolan again.

One day, this old eunuch looked for Ji Xiaolan and came up with a couplet: 'Xiao Hanlin wears winter clothes and takes a summer fan, has he ever read a "Spring and Autumn"?'

Everyone, pay attention to this link, spring, summer, autumn and winter are all here. Guess what happened to Ji Xiaolan?

He even made fun of other people's physical defects and gave the following couplet, 'The old eunuch was born from the south to the north, is that thing still there?'

Well, the 'east, west, north and south' of the lower link are all together, but you Ji Xiaolan is not a thing.

Who the is easy, why do you say you hurt other people's eunuchs so much? You are so easy to be beaten, do you know?

Many people were killed when they were young, and most of them were children of poor families, and it would be good for them to come to you, and try to make fun of others, just like now, you are ridiculing a disabled person!"

Niu Benben asked curiously: "Eh, Li Fan, you say, why do eunuchs love to play with power?"

"This sentence is very wrong, most people love to play with power, it has been like this throughout the ages, and now there are a few celebrities around the leaders who don't fight for power?

And eunuchs are more likely to be favored by the emperor's and queen's concubines, quite like the current secretaries.

If you treat eunuchs as human beings, there will be no congenital discrimination, the key is that you don't treat eunuchs as human beings from the root. In fact, they are a very normal group, there are good and evil, loyal and treacherous, you think of women, maybe they also want to be the same as our physically intact people.

Suppose you Niu Benben are brought to the emperor's side as a eunuch, I don't think you will be much worse. ”

Niu Benben thought about it seriously and said, "Can you get me to the concubine?"

Gu Yating asked curiously, "Why not the queen?"

Niu Benben hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, the queen is old!"

Next, Li Fan told Ji Xiaolan again, what kind of favoritism, small belly, chicken intestines, etc., which is 108,000 miles different from the public's perception of Ji Xiaolan.

Niu Benben, a fan, had to sober up, it turned out that TV series were all lies.

After the broadcast of "The Legend of Ji Xiaolan", the broadcast station continued, and the theme song of the TV series "Red Sun" was being played on the next channel.

Li Fan suddenly had a big head when he saw this, and complained: "You guys look at it, a typical 40-minute TV series, the opening and ending songs each account for about 3 minutes, and the review of the previous situation accounts for about 5 minutes, and then the body of the TV series is not even 30 minutes, if you can't get it and insert another advertisement for you, grandma's, what about playing with Dad?"

Sure enough, that's really the case, as soon as the opening song ends, there will be an endless review of the past story.

Niu Benben asked, "Then do you still want to see it?"

Li Fan said indifferently: "It's up to you!"

Gu Yating took the remote control, began to flip the stage, and found her favorite Korean drama "That Boy is a Little Handsome", and then watched it beautifully.

"This TV series is so boring, bloody routines, eh, you girls, why do you all like to watch this kind of TV series?" Li Fan pulled Niu Benben and said, "Look, this girl's eyes are red, just so sensational, she was moved by this little handsome guy?"

Gu Yating corrected sternly: "That's a handsome guy, at least more handsome than you!"

Niu Benben immediately retorted: "Impossible, 10 of him is not as good as Li Fan!"

Li Fan nodded: "It's inconvenient for me to make a statement, but I think it's a bit too much, 10 is a bit too much, 5! This kind of Korean drama deceives little girls or young women and aunts or something, who watches women with content? Let you see what I like to watch, Lao Qi, tell me what I usually like to watch!"

Niu Benben said: "Xijing fever, Erbendao, Caribbean ......"

Li Fan immediately kicked him, "Get out!"

Niu Benben smiled: "Actually, I think I should have gotten out a long time ago, you guys are 'busy'." ”

After Niu Benben left, Gu Yating was teased by Li Fan, and she stopped watching Korean dramas, and continued to broadcast the station, which played the anti-Japanese drama "Anti-Japanese War Sisters", obviously, this is another TV series that is very suitable for her taste.

"This kind of television is completely challenging the acceptance of the Chinese people, and filming the enemy so vulnerable, I wonder, the enemy's strength is so poor, how did we fight the eight-year War of Resistance? Who is this insulting? A certain unit has a time limit, this restriction, this restriction, this can't be broadcast, that must be stopped, why don't you have time to deal with these anti-Japanese dramas?"

Gu Yating frowned, slapped the remote control on the coffee table, and said angrily: "Li Fan, you are so annoying, this is not good, that is not good, there is a kind of good shot if you shoot it, you know it, are you annoying? ”

The girl leaned on the sofa and pouted angrily, Li Fan picked up the remote control and broadcast casually, and soon, the picture of "That Boy is a Little Handsome" appeared on the TV again.

Gu Yating glanced at it and said coldly, "Don't you watch Korean dramas?"

Li Fan Zhengse said: "Actually, this is still stronger than domestic dramas." ”

"Oh, where is it?"

"This episode is long!"