NO.1

Early in the morning, Su Xiaoxiao came to the door of Hu Fan's dormitory with soy milk fritters, and after knowing each other for so long, Su Xiaoxiao went to Hu Fan's residence for the first time.

On the 16th, Su Xiaoxiao's eyes were fixed on a youthful and lively figure, just looking at the figure, she felt that she was not losing herself, the girl was wearing a ponytail and slammed the door unceremoniously. Hearing the footsteps behind him and turning his head, Hu Ke also couldn't help the amazement in his heart, and looked at Su Xiaoxiao carefully.

Hu Ke squinted his eyes and smiled widely, and Su Xiaoxiao also nodded slightly.

"Who are you looking for", the two men asked in unison

"I'm coming to Hu Fan," replied as well

Hu Ke stretched out his finger and pointed to the door, "Hu Fan, my brother"

"Your brother, you are Hu Ke", Su Xiaoxiao heard a lot of things about this sister from Hu Fan's mouth, and she couldn't cry or laugh at everything.

Hu Fan only felt that he slept very comfortably this morning, a dream with only Hu Fan and Su Xiaoxiao, but the happy intrusion made Hu Fan wake up from a big dream, and from that moment on, Hu Fan's eyelids began to dance tango, and the dream predicted reality, Hu Fan was convinced of it.

Hu Fan got up, as usual, and squatted in the toilet for half an hour. There was an impatient knock outside the door, wearing kicking slippers, Hu Fan rinsed his mouth in a panic and opened the door.

"Brother, I want to kill you", Hu Ke was the first to rush up and hugged warmly

"Hu Ke, why don't you stay at home, what are you doing here?" Hu Fan's heart turned down vigorously, and the dream was really accurate.

"Hmph, people come all the way to see you, what kind of attitude," Hu Ke pouted, looking cute,

"Xiaoxiao, you're here too, don't mind, my sister is like this, little girl, this is your little sister"

"We met at the door, Coco, have you eaten?"

"Don't worry, Xiaoxiao, you go to the restaurant first, let's talk about the two brothers and sisters", Hu Fan opened Su Xiaoxiao, "Say, what's the trouble?"

Hu Fan still knows his sister very well, and the reason for the uninvited is not only to get into trouble or to get into trouble.

"I accidentally lost my father's bird", Hu Ke said Ai Ai, apparently trying to hide something.

"It's as simple as that," Hu Fan is definitely not as simple as a bird.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that starling named Xiao Gray, let me accidentally let it go", Hu Ke gave Hu Fan a big smile.

Cold, Hu Fan finally understood why this little girl wanted to run away, it took a lot of effort for my father's starling to get it, and now my father hurts.

"Fortunately, you ran fast", Hu Fan looked helplessly at the little refugee in front of him

"That's, I don't care who I am, brother, you won't tell the truth", Hu Ke said awkwardly

"Then mom must know that you're coming to me."

"Of course, the first strategy every time I my mother was to let the two of us run away"

This family's tradition is like this, and it is estimated that this will turn the family upside down.

"Brother, you don't have to worry, I'll stay with you for a few days, well, this room is good", before Hu Fan could react, the door slammed shut, and a dove occupied the magpie's nest.

"Hey, I said Hu Ke, you can't do this", Hu Fan shouted weakly, but he was powerless to change anything, it seemed that he could only drive Xiao Liang out.

"Brother, what does that beautiful sister have to do with you," Hu Ke suddenly showed his little head from the crack in the door and looked at Hu Fan with great meaning.

"You still need to ask, you have been with my brother for so long, of course your brother, my current girlfriend and future wife", Hu Fan lowered his voice but couldn't hide the pride in his heart.

"Little girl, it's okay to live with me, but some things must be kept secret from my mother"

“yes sir，”

"Tell me, what task did my mother give you before I came," Hu Ke, my mother's personal little spy, was helpless and speechless.

"Brother, do you think I look like that kind of person", Hu Ke looked at Hu Fan aggrieved and dissatisfied.

"Pay attention to your words, not like, but just"

"Count you ruthless," Hu Ke was rarely defeated,

Besides, our eldest son Xiao got up as usual and went to the toilet, and then he saw a little beauty, eh, if this is a dream, let this dream not wake up.

The little beauty inquiredly swept around Xiao Dagongzi's body, looking inexplicable.

Xiao Xu looked along her gaze, he seemed to be wearing only a small pair of panties, cute hellokitty, really cute, Xiao Xu admitted that he liked it, absolutely liked hellokitty, okay, Xiao Xu admitted it.

Mu Mu turned around, and his face suddenly became very exciting, I cried, as gay men know, little things have morning erections, which does not involve face problems.

Xiao Xu didn't know how to walk back to the room, anyway, his whole body was cold and swishing, but it was strange that it was such a cold winter wax moon, and Ling Han drove it alone, "You can't be honest with Lao Tzu, I'm angry, boss", but the little thing protested twice, and dared to resist, "pop", Xiao Xu hit that thing in a fit of anger,

"Even couples, it hurts me to death", self-inflicted, not to live.

"Beauty, hello, my name is Xiao Xu", Xiao Xu walked out with a thief and greeted Hu Ke with a smile.

"I'm so beautiful, Hu Fan didn't see it, you kid still has such a beautiful sister, she usually doesn't let out a fart, and she has time to give your buddy two tricks", Xiao Xu looked excited.

"You want to my sister", Hu Fan touched his chin and prayed silently in his heart, it's over, this child is not saved, Amen.

"Needless to say, fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, you say that buddy is not worthy of your sister", Hu Fan also had to admit this. Xiao Xu is handsome, has a good family environment, and has no shortcomings except for a little heart.

White and slightly flawed, no one is perfect.

"Okay, I agreed, even if you have any ability, but let's say it first, you can't play hooligan, otherwise you will look good", Hu Fan had the intention of watching a good show, but he also had to be careful. Xiao Xu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, this time he was really moved.

"I'm going shopping," Hu Jian's brother left, looking at Xiao Xu with a little melancholy.

"I'll go with you", what you want, Xiao Xu was ecstatic.

Shopping, a woman's nature. The price is not in the range of their consideration at all, as long as it can add a cent of beauty to her, they will not hesitate.

Xiao Xu likes beautiful women, and he is willing to accompany them in everything except marriage.

But for some reason, since meeting Hu Ke, he decided to break the spell.

"I'm hungry", Xiao Xu finally heard the good news of the people's liberation, "That's it, let's not go anywhere", pointing to the soybean milk shop at his feet, Xiao Xu held Hu Ke's hand in his hand and rushed to the soy milk shop.

The mellow aroma of soy milk wafted, Xiao Xu lay on the table, the straw was stretched into the cup, his mouth moved and drank, thinking about how to explain things to Hu Ke. Why am I also recognized green grass in the police academy, what kind of girl has I never seen. Could it be that this girl is my Xiao Xu's nemesis.

"Coco," Xiao Xu thought for a long time and finally found a more secure way.

"Hmm", Hu Ke's pouting appearance is cute.

"Coco, what do you think of me?", Xiao Xu walked forward step by step according to the scene he had arranged in his heart.

"It's okay", Hu Ke seemed to be at a loss

"I think you're pretty good", Xiao Xu lured Little Red Riding Hood into his pocket.

"I've always been fine, people around me say so", Hu Ke didn't have the slightest sense of modesty.

"So, Coco, how do you see us together," Xiao Xu said very tactfully.

"Well, you want to soak me," Hu Ke confirmed the matter very seriously.

"You, not as handsome as my brother, your head is a little smarter than a pig, it's a little difficult to chase me", Hu Ke also gave a very serious answer.

"You don't agree", Xiao Xu felt that his little flower heart was hurt.

"Look at your performance", Hu Ke was tender in the blink of an eye

"Then you agree", Xiao Xu felt that his brain was not enough for the first time.

"Try it first, you see that I am so beautiful, you set off my beauty", Hu Ke looked at Xiao Xu with satisfaction, this green leaf is very handsome.

"I'm Bingxue smart, peerless, you're only a little smarter than a pig, and you look like a good match", Hu Ke admired his masterpiece with satisfaction.

Suddenly, Hu Ke stood up and pointed at Xiao Xu's nose and shouted: "I only have you in my heart, but you like others, you are willing to be a junior when you are a girl, and you are responsible for what you have done if you are a man."

Which one is this singing, Xiao Xu was completely stunned. But look at the smug energy in Hu Ke's eyes.

Then Xiao Xu goosebumps fell to the ground, and everyone in the soy milk shop looked at him with disdain.

"Coco, don't make trouble", Xiao Xu is going crazy, he has been played by a woman for the first time in his life.

"You're really not a man", Hu Ke grimaced and ran out.

Xiao Xu stood up and chased, but he didn't want to be stopped by the waiter, "Sir, you haven't paid the bill yet." There was disdain in his words and in his eyes.

Xiao Xu only felt very aggrieved, how could the world be towards women.

"How much?", Hu Fan took out his wallet and rummaged for change.

"120 RMB"

"Isn't the price 10 yuan?" Hu Fan glared at the waiter to ask for clarification.

"Yes, sir, we don't dare to use the cup for other customers, throwing away the cup is a cost, as well as labor costs, and the mental damage caused to the person who threw the cup."

The waiter's logic is more rogue than that of a hooligan, but Xiao Xu still honestly took out a big ticket of 120 yuan, who am I recruiting, who am I provoking.

I've never been bullied like this in my life, and I vow never to drink soy milk again. Xiao Xu walked out of the soy milk shop in a daze, but his arms were soft and his little hands were in his arms, "Why are you angry?"

Xiao Xu suddenly became angry, "Coco, I've been played to death by you",

"What's wrong with me, I'm all yours, where do you let me go?" Hu Ke looked innocent, Chu Chu was moving, anyone who saw it was Xiao Xu bullying her, how could it be pitiful.

The aunt in the parking lot couldn't stand it anymore, and strode over with the red armband: "Young man, you're too disrespectful, be careful when I dial 110, just say that someone is playing hooligan."

Seeing that someone was angry for himself, Hu Ke felt that he should intensify his efforts, "Ahhhh

Those who see it weep, and those who hear it are sad.

"Coco, let's go", Xiao Xu really couldn't stay any longer, this feeling was not as happy as jumping off the building to commit suicide, dragging Hu Ke to flee into the distance, and there was an aunt's voice behind him: "Girl, 110, 110......"

Xiao Xu pulled Hu Ke to a secluded corner, "If you pretend again, I'll turn around and leave immediately."

"Well, you go" Hu Ke hummed, just now he was pitiful, but now he is smiling brightly and his eyes are moving.

"You," Xiao Xu, you're decided.

"How am I, hum," Hu Ke didn't give in.

Xiao Xu was vicious to the side of the gall, pulled Hu Ke, hugged it tightly, suffocated, and looked for the cold and sweet piece with a clumsy kiss.

"Woo, villain", Hu Ke's eyes widened, his mouth was tightly closed, he hummed twice, but he didn't dare to open it, his arms struggled a few times, and he felt that he was indeed not as strong as the man in front of him. The high heels lifted and stepped on Xiao Xu's feet.

"Ah", Xiao Xu jumped to his feet in pain and hurriedly let go.

"You ......", Hu Ke was incoherent and was forcibly kissed.

"Hmph, you lie to me, you have to get some interest back", Xiao Xu couldn't believe what he had done, his heart and spleen were trembling, but he remembered the two of them......

"That was my first kiss", Hu Ke was angry and glared at Xiao Xu viciously

"I'm naked, this is not my first kiss," Xiao Xu said very evilly, and finally turned the tables.

"What do you mean?" Hu Ke was sure that he had suffered a big loss, but Xiao Xu was still stinking there, and he was even more angry in his heart.

"One report and one report, I mean we're even",

"No way", Hu Ke thought that he was forcibly kissed, and it was the first kiss, although he did like Xiao Xu a little, but this scene was not at all what he thought.

"What, you want me to go back, I don't mind", Xiao Xu looked at Hu Ke provocatively, there was no way, he could only use the agitation.

"Who is afraid of whom", Hu Ke stepped forward and rushed to Xiao Xu,

Xiao Xu didn't get to be so bold as this girl, and her body couldn't help but retreat, but when she thought about the advantage she had finally regained, she sent it back so simply. Thinking of this, I reached out and grabbed Hu Ke's back, closed my eyes, and I didn't suffer anyway.

Hu Ke's eyes were bent into crescents, the conspiracy succeeded, the high heels were aimed at the place where he had just started, the angle and strength reached the optimum, and he stepped on it fiercely, shouting: "Xiao Xu, you bastard, remember that my aunt and grandmother are not easy to mess with,"

"Huh", Xiao Xu's voice has changed, this kick is ten percent of his strength, where can Xiao Xu stand it.

Hu Ke turned around and fled, got into a taxi on the side of the road, and disappeared into the distance.

Hu Ke limped slowly to the side of the street, his foot was swollen and a big bag, I'm afraid it will be difficult these days.

"Hu Ke, let's see"

Xiao Xu limped home, took off his leather shoes, and his feet were swollen, "Hu Ke, we're not done."

First kiss, my first kiss.

Hu Fan was a little sympathetic to Xiao Xu, "Hu Ke can step on it, don't tell me no, otherwise I will despise you", Hu Fan believes that his sister can be ruthless, the angle and strength are just right, it does not affect normal walking, but it can also make the victim suffer for half a month.

If you want to do something wrong, haha, you have to see whose sister this is.

Under Xiao Xu's cannibalistic gaze, Hu Fan returned to his house with interest, and the fire at the city gate could not affect the pond fish.

Xiao Xu smeared purple potion on his feet with a "slight haha......

In the middle of the night, Xiao Xu was sleeping soundly, but his mobile phone rang, and he answered in a daze, "Hey, who is it?"

"Get up and pee," came a malicious voice from the other end,

"Hu Ke, you crazy woman", Xiao Xu scolded and hung up the phone

Pee, pee, hehe, Xiao Xu finally got up and ran to the toilet, and he was sleepy.

In the boudoir, Hu Ke sat on the bed and said viciously, "Boy, you are miserable", thinking that the first kiss was so unpulled, crazy.

Xiao Xu stood next to the bus stop sign, on the billboard, Uncle Ge You's stirrup head was shining, his smile was natural and calm, he liked Uncle Ge and also liked this brain, well, buddy is living a lot now, and now in addition to Hu Ke or Hu Ke in his head, he is still a hateful woman.

Who have I offended in my life, you say you, Uncle Ge.

"Hmm", Xiao Xu vaguely saw Uncle Ge's humorous and subtle smile

Calm, I've been too tired lately.

NO.2 "Dude, help," Xiao Xu's voice was almost crying

"Why don't you kid have a proper shape, buddy doesn't have time to joke with you," Hu Fan shook his hand and wanted to hang up the phone

"Hu Fan, you are my brother, if you don't come, I will die", Xiao Xu shouted into the microphone.

"There's really something, okay, I'll go over," Xiao Xu usually jokes without a score, but when he encounters trouble, he is absolutely not ambiguous.

"You can hurry,"

Hu Fan rode his BMW and came to a specialty store, Xiao Xu was sitting at the counter with his head down, two security guards staring at Xiao Xu with unkind eyes, and two female clerks behind the counter were muttering something.

Xiao Xu almost cried when he saw Hu Fan, "My brother, you're here, your sister is a little devil."

"Hu Ke, where is she?" Hu Fan smiled in his heart.

Xiao Xu is a famous playboy, every time he meets a beautiful girl, he usually drinks coffee, buys clothes, and watches movies. These methods have been tried and tested, and they still seem to work when used on Hu Ke.

Of course, this was before Hu Ke took away all Xiao Xu's belongings, and before leaving, Hu Ke also took away a valuable piece of clothing from the counter, so the penniless Xiao Xu was tragic.

NO.3 knocked on the door, and it was absolutely lively today.

"Zixuan", Xiao Xu was stunned when he opened the door and saw his ex-girlfriend. In addition to being shocked, Hu Fan's eyes had already turned to Hu Ke's girl.

Hu Fan: "Ex-girlfriend".

Hu Ke greeted him extremely unnaturally: "Xiao Xu, don't introduce me"

Xia Zixuan was also a little stunned, two days after the breakup, Xiao Xu actually brought the woman home.

"If you don't talk, I'll make up for sleep", Xiao Xu wanted to take the opportunity to escape

"I'm Xia Zixuan, Xiao Xu's mother's daughter-in-law," ex-girlfriends meet current girlfriends, and they are both beauties, who can be soft in this stall.

Hu Fan stiffened his body and turned around in a mechanical dance, "That, that, I may really need to catch up on sleep."

If you want to reclaim your territory, you must first start a war.

Hu Ke looked at Xiao Xu with a complicated expression, "I need an explanation"

"Hu Ke, don't worry, here's how it ......"

"Tsk, I've only been away for a few days, Xiao Xu, you don't plan to introduce us", Xia Zixuan squeezed into the living room, looking sarcastic.

"Zixuan, we're done"

"It's over? Am I hallucinating, you Xiao Dagongzi eat and wipe clean, pat his ass and want to leave," Xia Zixuan's face was not red and her heart was not beating when she said this, but she threw out a bombshell, which blew Hu Fan to pieces.

"Is this true?" The unknown emotion in Hu Ke's eyes shook even more with the tears in his eyes

"Hu Ke, it's definitely not what she said, you have to believe me",

"Hmph", Xia Zixuan gloated

"Xiao Xu, who do you like now?"

"Then you don't need to ask, of course I like you," Xiao Xu immediately said, and there is no room for sloppiness in principled questions.

"That's good, I'll clean you up later," Hu Ke's eyebrows stirred, and the war between beautiful women began.

"It's not bad, I'm ready to be a little one," Hu Ke looked Xia Zixuan up and down, and threw out such a sentence extremely fiercely.

Xiao Xu stumbled, he didn't wake up for a long time, I like this girl.

A woman in love cannot be determined by ordinary people's thinking.

Xia Zixuan originally thought that the woman in front of her was just a vase, and it would be okay to send it away with a few words, but now the smell of gunpowder seems to be stronger.

On the morning of a certain month, Xiao Xu's old diary was recorded

Today is the most unlucky day in my life, and it is also the happiest day as a man. If you don't, it means that you are not bold enough, and if you have, it means that you are not small.

Two beautiful women, sitting facing each other. Xiao Xu endured the eyes of a thousand cuts, and wanted to sit next to Hu Ke with small steps, at least to show that we are Hu Ke's people, but why does this sound so awkward, hateful, as a man, why can't you raise it.

"You sit back for me"

"You sit back for me"

The two women slapped the table at the same time, how could Xiao Xu bear it at the same time, "Hey", Xiao Xu sat in the middle of the table like a preschool student, I was very well-behaved.

Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, woo.

The two women competed against each other, the wind and rain, the waves crashed on the shore, and countless possibilities flashed in Xiao Xu's mind for a moment, but ......

"Click"

The three of them were stunned at the same time, and the atmosphere became very strange.

At the moment when the storm was about to break out, Xiao Xu let out a fart, and this fart came at an inopportune time. This one is more embarrassing, this smell is really super insecticide. Even if the two little beauties are still in the heat of battle, they have to stop this friendly match.

Xiao Xu: I'll deal with it.

"Sit down, be honest, don't talk", the two women have such a tacit understanding in dealing with Xiao Xu.

The atmosphere is very weird, so embarrassing.

"Did I bully you?" Hu Ke's little hand scratched on Hu Fan's arm, and then

"Ah, no", Xiao Xu's arm was purple a lot, and Hu Ke was as ruthless as ever.

"You, why are you bullying Xiao Xu", Xia Zixuan was angry, but in her eyes, she could only bully Xiao Xu by herself, and this piece of land belonged to her own family.

"Hmph, I'm willing", Hu Ke gave full play to the unique essence of a woman's bones, what is the essence of a woman's bones, this needs to be verified.

"I'm not used to seeing you start too lightly", Xia Zixuan was a little speechless, after all, she was in the past tense, and she suffered a small loss.

Xiao Xu was speechless, he had never seen such a whole person.

"If you can't get used to it, you have to look at it, Xiao Xu, do you say it hurts?"

"It doesn't hurt at all," Xiao Xu is a man, but being a man comes at a price.

"It doesn't hurt, let's do it again", Hu Ke, the girl, got the talk, and made a dead hand.

"Ah", Xiao Xu screamed miserably, and this time it was the hands of two women at the same time, you must seek truth from facts in doing things, face is worth a few dollars, and only if you have a life can you have face.

Xia Zixuan felt that she couldn't suffer too much, the little woman opposite could pinch, why can't I.

"Why are you pinching my boyfriend", Hu Ke quit, Xiao Xu's one-third of an acre of land is his own.

"I think it's fun", Xia Zixuan was simply unreasonable

"It's fun that you don't find one yourself," Hu Ke protested against the encroachment on his territory

"Isn't it impossible to find it", Xia Zixuan understood very clearly, how can you recruit me.

"And this crooked reasoning", Xiao Xu began to worry about his own flesh, flesh pain is a trivial matter, and death is a major matter.

Grabbing hair, nine yin and white bone claws, the danger factor of fighting between women is also quite high, and Xiao Xu's screams in the door are extremely miserable.

"Don't slap your face, hey, don't pull your hair, hey, it's broken, I mean me, I didn't say you two"

"Ah", the door opened, Xiao Xu threw it out, and the child was beaten and didn't even know his mother.

The retribution of the flowers.

Xiao Xu thought about whether he wanted to go in, after all, this was his dormitory, no matter how the two women inside had to give me some change to eat a bowl of soy milk and a fritters, but when I thought of the serious consequences, forget it, I'm not afraid of you, buddy doesn't want to worry about women, I don't want to disturb the atmosphere of friendly and peaceful negotiation between you, it's not uncommon to say anything.

Thinking about it, his ears were attached to the thick door panel, and ten seconds later, Xiao Xu had already confirmed that the martial arts movies inside were very exciting.

The two women decided to cook themselves, and this matter was decided after Xiao Xu had already fainted.

Xiao Xu's first thought when he woke up was: "I must quit sex tomorrow"

The dishes on the table are colorful and full. Xia Zixuan personally cooked Sichuan cuisine, and Hu Ke also moved out of the kung fu hot pot at the bottom of the box, and for a while the atmosphere was like stir-fried chili peppers, and Xiao Xu felt that he could not protect himself. Under the eager and expectant gaze of the two women, Xiao Xu didn't dare to move the chopsticks, why, this still needs to be asked, doesn't it mean that it is absolutely fair?

"Xiao Xu tasted the egg balls I made myself", Xia Zixuan stood up and personally leaned down to give Xiao Xu a meatball and put it on the plate. This scene makes the relatives blood gushing, do you say that the neckline of the women is too low,

Hu Ke gritted his teeth, looking at everything in his eyes, he hated Xiao Xu even more

The old lady fought with you, and she also stood up and put a piece of tofu on Hu Fan's plate, a delicate checkered shirt, and a few buttons on her chest quietly opened when she didn't know when it was bigger.

"Xiao Xu eats my tofu", of course Hu Ke is not far behind, this is very fierce,

Xiao Xu felt so happy, when did the world become so beautiful.

The two women watched closely, Xiao Xu stretched out his chopsticks, and started from an extremely tricky angle, like a magician carefully fiddling with his props, and finally the chopsticks firmly sandwiched the tofu and meatballs together, and the mouth came up, and the two ingredients fell into their mouths at the same time in no particular order, and the two women were stunned for a long time, which is okay.

At night, the Chinese medicine clinic.

"Young man, what are you eating", Xiao Xu felt that he was so lucky, he could win the lottery for anything, and he almost died if he ate too much.

"Doctor, I didn't mean it, isn't that dish too delicious, but it's too much to eat", Xiao Xu rubbed his stomach, this thing is really terrible.

"Okay, I'll prescribe you a few pairs of medicines, you must pay attention to your diet when you go back, and young people must pay attention to their bodies, otherwise they will be empty when they get old."

This should also be, one person almost swept the entire desktop, it would be strange if he didn't eat it, Xiao Xu was very helpless.

Women are neurotic creatures, and neuroticism includes normal, sick, crazy, convulsive, foaming, uh. Xiao Xu found that one day he would also go to a mental sanatorium, and the pressure was ah.

NO.4 Xiao Xu imagined the hostess of his bedroom more than once, from ignorant likes to the so-called secret love in the legend, although the heroine is different every time, but they all meet their own aesthetics.

Great love, Xiao Xu summed it up for himself like this.

Xiao Xu has seen a lot of beautiful girls, but there are no really distracted ones, a little suspected of being a hooligan, but it is the truth.

Until, he met Hu Ke.

Looking up, Xiao Xu was embarrassed. A woman is a woman, and a woman's calculating can be fully reflected here. Look at this work, that ruler is measured at a 90-degree right angle, and the ancestor Lu Ban has to say that there is a successor when he sees it.

Xiao Xu stepped on the dense boundary line in the bedroom, and if he was not careful, he would touch the minefield, knock down a cup, and pass by a slipper, and then clean up a mask, after many difficulties and dangers, he finally arrived at his big bed with the national boundary line.

This made Xiao Xu's belief in "Brother Di" reach an unprecedented height, if you don't believe it, buddy can use the stuffy stick on the bricks and beat you until you are convinced.

In fact, this revisit to the old place is completely out of necessity, or completely forced to do so, everyone knows that a good young man like Xiao Xu is hardworking and simple, with a good physique, after biting his fingers all night, Xiao Xu's little brother is invincible, and after being invincible, he is even more invincible, Xiao Xu has to change his underwear, but his cute hellokety is generally stuffed under the mattress by someone.

The current situation is that it is necessary to act quickly while Hu Ke is not in the territory and complete the task accurately. Xiao Xu finally determined the time of action after a visit and secret investigation, and took a positive and optimistic attitude.

Top Secret Operation, GO.

Xiao Xu touched under the mattress, well, the hard work pays off, you hide it deeply, I can't help tossing, pull it out, I don't even have time to take a look, and then evacuate as quickly as possible. Things are going too well, increasing the belief in "Brother Di".

Brother Di rubbed his nose and called it a depression, my old man has run so far, and he can't leave your service area, I'm annoyed, so who will we go on vacation outside the solar system tomorrow, so the whole world is in chaos.

The scene returned to the moment when Xiao Xu successfully walked out of the door, Hu Ke appeared in the corridor so coincidentally, and the thief was knocked into the square. Xiao Xu hurriedly hid the "underwear" in his hand behind him and smirked at the two beauties.

There are some things that can be killed but not humiliated, which is called manhood.

"What are you doing sneaking around", Hu Ke rushed up quickly to stop it, but in fact, there was no need to stop it, because there was only one window on the second floor behind Xiao Xu, and before someone learned to fly the eaves and walk the wall, it was still important to die.

"Sneaky? Hey, this is my house, what am I afraid of sneaking around in my house," Xiao Xu had to stuff his "underwear" into the trouser pocket behind him, hoping that this woman didn't find anything.

"What is hiding behind you?" Who is Hu Ke, who is it, he believes that this kid is here to be a thief, or he is here to find the woman behind him, and he also brought a gift, so he is afraid of being bumped into by himself.

"No," Xiao Xu really wanted to sew this woman's mouth with a needle, there is no shortage of people who can talk these days, but there is a shortage of people who don't have open heads. Don't always keep an eye on other people's affairs, otherwise everyone will be finished by accident.

"It's good if you don't have it," Hu Ke's tone changed, he reached out to open the door, and when he pushed the door and staggered Xiao Xu's body, he grabbed the "underwear" behind Xiao Xu unexpectedly.

"That's my ......"

Xiao Xu looked at the things in Xia Zixuan's hand, and could only obediently close his mouth, no wonder it felt good, and he was struck by lightning, "Hehe, that, Coco, you listen to me explain to you"

"You, you, you pervert, don't tell me this is your underwear," Hu Ke looked at the familiar color, his face burned red, wasn't this the one he stuffed under the mattress for the first time when he came to Xiao Xu's house.

"Coco, I didn't mean to"

"Roll"

After all, the high heels were still a little slower, leaving only Hu Ke with a red face at the door.

NO.5 "Punish you, I don't even bother to pay attention to you," the little witch Hu Ke was furious, this kind of scene has been staged more times a day than the replay of Journey to the West.

"Keke, I really accidentally overslept, can you forgive me again" Xiao Fei could only beg bitterly, he was bullied in front of Hu Ke.

"Forgive me, how many times have you said this, every time you are asked to do something, you will have problems, Xiao Fei, if you are dissatisfied with me, we can get together and disperse," both angry and annoyed, this person is stupid like this, and he can also attract the gang of dead friends in his dormitory to cry for Xiao Fei.

Dead friend: "So handsome"

"Coco, I promise this is the last time," after a lot of tempering, Xiao Xu until Hu Ke especially ate this set.

"Look at your bear-like appearance, where is the car?" Hu Ke lost his temper, and his heart was a lot more relaxed.

"In the parking lot," Xiao Fei quickly replied, or the consequences would be serious.

"What's the ink, it's a waste of time, it's all you," Hu Ke went straight to the parking lot with his bag on his back, and Xiao Fei followed closely behind to catch up.

"Keke, where are we going?" Xiao Fei didn't know the purpose of this trip at all.

"Go to the intersection of Center Street to buy soy milk, it's gone when it's late"

"Poof," Xiao Xu slowed down for a long time before he gasped.

NO.6 Hu Ke's beauty is self-evident, it has long become the only scenery in the school, and there is no regiment and a battalion of suitors. According to Hu Ke's meaning, Xiao Fei was barely in the probationary period, which can be described as miserable.

A Hu Ke has already made Xiao Fei's little brother miserable, and with a powerful reinforcement battalion, Xiao Xu is under a lot of pressure.

In the past, Hu Ke would throw away the trash can when he received a love letter, but after Xiao Xu, the situation changed, Hu Ke's courage became fat, of course, this girl's courage was not small.

One day, Hu Ke's little beauty probably found out in conscience, so many love letters were thrown into the trash, I don't know how many young men were destroyed, after receiving a very long love letter, Xiao Xu counted about 10,000 words afterwards.

"It must be very hard to write so many words in love, how to find it, you have to give people a chance to know, poor students educate well, and the rich and noble son will kill you in horror", Hu Ke in accordance with the principle of having one count, in line with the strategy of being afraid, eating up, and eating poor, enthusiastically and curiously knew all kinds of unlucky people, and Hu Ke has been obsessed with "rubbing rice" since then.

It makes Xiao Fei's heart ache, some people are not so easy to dismiss, if crying can solve the problem, Xiao Fei plans to cry ghosts and gods again. For flies that can't be taken away, there is a people's policeman there, there is a saying, how to say, you can't eat it to death. As for the troubles left, it is naturally up to Xiao Fei, a hard-working buddy, to solve them.

The reality is so cruel, cruel head breaking blood.