The time of the winter vacation of Beijing University is the same as that of many other universities, each department is different, and the holiday time of the elite class is relatively early, before Christmas, all the exam classes are over, and basically the students are free after Christmas. Most of the other departments are closed after New Year's Day.

The curriculum of the elite class is very flexible and free, and the curriculum is mainly guided, advocating students to learn independently and focus on practice.

Needless to say, among the 30 students in the three small classes of the elite class, there is not a single wine bag and rice bag, and all of them are outstanding top students.

The course is chosen by oneself by virtue of one's hobby, and the school does not force the selection of courses to be examined, which subject everyone likes to take which subject, and the total credits of the semester can be taken enough, so everyone's grades are "outrageous".

Although the teacher's review of the test papers of the elite class is very strict, the students' scores are basically not lower than 90 points. Below 90 points would be a great shame for them.

No, a student with a score below 90 was angry, went to the professor's theory, and asked why his philosophy paper was rated as 88 points, in his heart, this is obviously a full score test paper.

This person is Ma Qiang.

He went violently, and then came back with a wilt, presumably speechless by the professor.

Li Fan was reading a book, and when he saw him come back, he said, "Your uncle will always be your uncle, Jiang is still old and spicy." ”

Ma Qiang comforted himself: "I think this 88 points is very good, how smooth!"

After that, Ma Qiang went to hold his guitar again, and that guitar was the bridge between him and Du Li.

Speaking of girlfriends, among the five people in the dormitory, Li Fan and Ding Long are the two who are justifiably single, Ding Long's girlfriend is not in the capital, but everyone is very familiar with his girlfriend, after all, who can stand the video every day?

Among the other three, Ma Qiang has been pursuing Du Li since the beginning of school, and he has not scored so far. Wang Nan is the youngest, just after his birthday is only 16 years old, since he came to the university and was developed by everyone's "mind", he has a strong interest in a sister for a while.

There is also a Wang Chuan, and everyone agrees that his X orientation is unknown, there is a possibility of dual orientation, and there are even uncertain factors of multiple orientations. The reason is that some of the good things in his computer's hard drive are quite unusual.

Wang Chuan wanted to cry: "I'm just just curious, okay? You have to believe me!"

"If you're curious, why don't you delete it and put it in your 'Favorites' folder?"

Wang Chuan was stunned: "That's right!"

"Are you in a trance? Are you doubting life?"

Then, Wang Chuan went to see a psychiatrist.

The reason for going to the psychiatrist is not that he doubts his X orientation, but that he doesn't understand something, and he is obviously just curious, but why he keeps it in the folder of 'treasure'.

It turns out that he really has a problem, not a problem with X orientation, but a collector's habit.

The other four people in the dormitory finally breathed a sigh of relief, and they could finally sleep peacefully.

The girl that the youngest Wang Nan likes is a sophomore. He is 16 years old and his senior sister is 19 years old, which is completely in line with the famous saying that a female junior holds a gold brick.

is also 16 years old, if he falls in love in high school, his parents will probably die if they know it, but what about college, his family still cheers for him. According to his father's meaning, we won't suffer anyway!

Outside the bedroom window, it was gloomy and gloomy, there were a few snowflakes falling with the wind, and Wang Nan was holding his mobile phone in a daze.

"What's wrong, baby?"

His nickname is Baby, who calls him the youngest, his roommate is very protective of him, but this is a bit numb......

Wang Nan showed the mobile phone screen to everyone, and in the WeChat of his mobile phone, it was the voice sent by the sister, she said: "Stop chasing me, it's not appropriate for us to be together!"

"It's not suitable, you're only 16, you're an underage kid, study hard. Ding Long said.

Wang Nan was unconvinced: "You didn't fall in love when you were 16 years old?

Among the four people, Li Fan, Ma Qiang, and Wang Chuan raised their hands, and Ding Long was ashamed, he "went to the sea" too early, and caused disaster to many young and ignorant little girls.

Wang Nan continued: "When you were 16 years old, you didn't want a girl to raise your hand and let me see it!"

Ma Qiang and Wang Chuan surrendered immediately, and only Li Fan's hand was still held high.

Li Fan grinned: "Brother is a late bloomer, really a late bloomer!"

"Heh, are you proud, come and help me find a way, how to deal with her!"

Ding Long said: "You say so, whether the shoes are comfortable or not can only be known if they are worn, and we have not tried them, how do you know that it is not suitable for us to be together? ”

Wang Nan held down the voice and sent it as it was, and a few minutes later, the other party sent a voice message:

"Hey, let's talk!"

Ma Qiang sighed, "Finish, if the girl says that, it is estimated that she will give you a final expulsion order." ”

Wang Nan had no idea: "But what should I do?"

Ding Long said: "Cold salad, today she ignores you, tomorrow you call her unclimbable, study hard, little brat!"

"A bunch of bad friends, tell me how to reply!"

Li Fan frowned and said, "You said to her like this: Forget it, there is nothing to talk about with you!"

"Brother Fan, you ......"

"If you listen to me, can I still trick you?" Tell me, listen to me!"

Wang Nan sent a voice according to Li Fan's instructions, and the other party replied at six points in seconds (...... ）。

Li Fan continued to support: "You immediately say: For people like you, I really don't know what else I can talk to you about except for love." ”

Wang Nan was overjoyed: "Wonderful!"

The crowd exclaimed:

"Brother Fan, old way!"

"This is amazing!"

Li Fan hurriedly said: "Come back, pay attention to the tone, be deep!"

Wang Nan hurriedly sent the original words, and the other party immediately sent a "wipe sweat" expression.

Wang Nan said: "What should I do after that, Brother Fan?"

"Wait a minute, wait for her reply, let's get the right medicine!"

After a while, the other party sent back a voice: "But you're too young, let's talk about it when you're an adult, wait." ”

When Ma Qiang heard this, he gave him a advice, "You send it like this: Although I am young, I should be older!"

(There is laughter in the dormitory.) ）

Li Fan said: "Don't listen to him, you say this: I don't like to wait, I only like you!"

Wang Nan's face instantly bloomed: "Wow! Wow!"

"Don't wow, send it!"

The other party quickly replied: "Let me tell you this, you are too young and uncertain, I can't bet a lifetime of happiness on you." ”

It is estimated that this girl is also a novice in love, and she talks too seriously about love.

Wang Nan's face was full of helplessness: "I always say that I am small." Brother Fan, what's wrong with me?"

Li Fan said: "If you dare to gamble with a lifetime of happiness, I will never let you lose if you work hard!"

……

After more than 20 rounds in a row, the girl exclaimed: "Huh, how is the way you speak differently than before, you are a young genius, and you used to speak with self-pride everywhere." ”

Li Fan: "Back to her: I, Wang Nan, have been proud for more than ten years, but after meeting you, I slowly became cowardly." ”

Everyone clapped: "Brother Fan, your mouth has the effect of bringing the dead back to life!"

"Lao Tzu has been soaking for so many years, only to find out that compared with you, I am a primary school student!"

"The Tao is too deep!"

"Is Gu Yating just following your way?"

Li Fan clenched his fists and smiled: "Brothers, use a little trick, see the smile!"

A classmate pushed the door in and said, "Li Fan, the international student exchange dance is about to start, let's go." ”

Li Fan followed his classmates out of the dormitory, ready to go shopping.

The International Student Exchange Dance is a hall for international students at Kyoto University, where students of all colors and countries gather together, and it is very lively.

Li Fan can't dance, and after he accepted the invitation, he just went to have fun.

It's been too busy for the past six months, so it's good to give yourself some free time to relax.

As soon as Li Fan left the dormitory, Wang Nan's message came again, and the girl asked, "You are too flamboyant." ”

Wang Nan opened the window and shouted downstairs: "She said that I was flamboyant, how could I reply?"

"You are casual, with your talent, you should learn the essence of being a teacher. ”

"Oh!" Wang Nan closed the window and pressed the voice button, "Then I can't change it?" ”

Everyone hung their heads one after another, yes, he didn't learn Li Fan's fur!

……

Li Fan was walking on Xiao Suo's Yong Road, and suddenly Wang Chuan ran over with a snort, and he said eagerly: "Brother Fan, teach me a trick, I fell in love with a girl in an off-campus hotel, and I want to boldly confess before going home." ”

Li Fan was curious: "Which girl?"

"It's a newly opened restaurant, I glanced in when I passed by yesterday, and I was fascinated by her sweet smile, do you believe it at first sight?"

"Oh, then go after it!"

"But I don't know how to talk to you, do you know the feeling of liking someone, but 'loving you in your heart'? I'm embarrassed to speak, we don't know each other, you teach me your pickle girl Dafa. ”

Li Fan shook his head: "No, no, no, this kind of strange magic can't flow into the rivers and lakes, once it falls into the hands of the gangsters, there will inevitably be countless young girls and young women who will be murdered." ”

"Brother Fan, don't make trouble, what I said is true, I really want to chase her, but I don't know how to speak, you just teach me the power to succeed. ”

Li Fan said: "It's easy to pick up a conversation, you are a top student of Beijing University, buddy, you don't know how many girls admire our word 'Beijing University'!"

You're so good, just go and tell her if it's okay, why do you want to do it?"

"I'm embarrassed to say it directly, how embarrassed and embarrassing. ”

"Then it's not embarrassing for you to tease other little girls?"

"Brother Fan, I still don't think your routine is too embarrassing, you teach me a few tricks, I want to get the contact information half jokingly. ”

Li Fan rolled his eyes: "Brother, what is the essence of the way of picking up girls? Some tips are just to liven up the atmosphere. ”

"I know that, I want to learn some tricks now. Please, Brother Fan. Can you show me now, do you see that girl in the red down jacket? I'll see how you asked her for her phone number. ”

"What do I want someone's phone number for, Gu Yating can't kill me if she knows?"

"I'll testify to you then! Brother Fan will show me, Brother Fan, my Fanfan, little Fanfan. ”

"Shut up, it's disgusting. Well, look!"

Li Fan said, took a few steps forward, stopped the girl and said, "Beauty, can you leave a phone call-"

The girl immediately interrupted: "Okay, okay, Li Fan, you remember, oh yes, you have a good memory, then I said it directly, my phone number is 130XXXX2419." ”

Li Fan: "Uh......"

The girl said again: "1923249015, this is my QQ number." ”

"Uh......"

"Li Fan, do you want to make an appointment now?"

"Uh...... In fact, our club wants to recruit new people, and I think you are quite qualified at first glance, so I want your contact information, don't think about it. ”

The girl's eyes darkened, "That's right, that's fine, I'll definitely go." ”

After sending the girl away, Li Fan said to Wang Chuan: "I haven't started yet, but I've already succeeded." ”

Wang Chuan was shocked, and then said: "I forgot that you are Li Fan, the girl can't wait to take the initiative to give her a hug." Then let's change it, and change it to one with a super high difficulty coefficient.

By the way, look at the supermarket over there, there is a female cashier with a disgruntled face, that is, the boss and his girl, she usually ignores anyone, you go over to show your skills in picking up girls, ask her phone number to come down, I study carefully. ”

"Is it boring?" Li Fan said helplessly.

"Boring, you just have to be bored with me, my brother Fan, Fanfan, little Fanfan!"

"Don't be disgusted with me, won't you?"

The two walked into the supermarket, and sure enough, the cashier girl always had a face that was hateful to everyone.

Wang Chuan whispered: "Come on!"

Li Fan is helpless, how boring is he?!

After walking around the supermarket and picking out a bag of bread, Li Fan walked to the cash register, he showed his trademark smile and said, "Beauty, how much is this bread?"

When the cashier saw that it was Li Fan, her cheeks, which had always been sad, soothed a little, but she didn't smile, she said, "4 yuan!"

"So expensive?" Li Fan handed over 2 yuan, "Is 2 yuan a success?"

The cashier was stunned for a moment, and even bargained? She said, "No!"

"Sell it to me for 2 yuan, it's too expensive for you, it's only 2 yuan in my house!"

"Li Fan, if this is taken abroad, it may be 10 yuan, do you believe it or not?" The girl was not polite when she spoke.

"Then do you think this will work?" Li Fan said, tore open the bread bag, broke the bread into two parts, and handed one of them to her, "Half of you, half of me, let's eat together, is that okay?"

The cashier shivered, got goosebumps, and then "poofed" and laughed, "Okay." ”

She was smiling as she tugged at the bread and put it in her mouth.

"Can you put your phone—"

"Yes, yes!"

Li Fan was sweating profusely, he had just started, and he hadn't shown his big move yet.

Wang Chuan learned it, and thought that he had learned the essence, Li Fan said that a little trick was just a concoction, and some girls didn't eat this set at all, and they could catch it honestly.

Wang Chuan didn't think so, and then painted a scoop according to the gourd, and went to the restaurant outside the school to tease the waiter.

He asked for fried rice for a night, and then called the waiter to ask if 10 yuan was available, and 5 yuan was okay?

Seeing that the waiter shook his head violently, he went to the counter to get a plate, pulled half of the fried rice into it, and said, "Then you eat half and I will eat half!"

"Uh......"

"Beauty, can you give me your contact information?"

The waiter turned around abruptly and shouted to the kitchen: "Boss, there is a hooligan who wants to eat the overlord meal and is teasing me!"

As a result, the boss chased Wang Chuan all the way with a big spoon, and Wang Chuan rode away!

In the dormitory,

Ding Long was applying potion to his face, "Do you know what your problem is?"

"What's the problem? I have also learned from Li Fan, and I have learned all the misty eyes of Li Fan. ”

Ding Long said: "Hey, you look like a hooligan yourself, what do you learn Li Fan's trick of hooking sisters? Li Fan is an evil art, a thief and a handsome person uses twice the result with half the effort, and an ugly person learns to make people disgusting!"

You are a typical case of Dong Shi Xiaofeng, if it were me, I would cut you. ”

"Lightly, it hurts, am I ugly? Am I uglier than Saoma?"

Ma Qiang stopped his guitar and glared at him fiercely.

Ding Long thought for a while: "Objectively speaking, you don't look ugly, but bad! If you go to make film and television dramas, playing a little hooligan is completely your true performance." ”

"!"

Ding Long asked, "Let me ask you, what is the essence of the way of picking up girls?"

Wang Chuan said: "I now agree with Li Fan's words, he has a point, the essence is sincerity and understanding!"

"Wrong, big mistake! Don't listen to Li Fan's big truth!" Ding Long shook his head, "My brother told you with a brilliant record of soaking 18 girls in 6 years, it's not like this at all!"

"That's?"

Ding Long said in a deep voice: "The essence of the way of picking up girls is that you are either rich or shameless!"