Chapter 34 Picky eaters will starve to death
"478, 479, 480......" Lin Yu did push-ups all at once, not in a hurry or impatient.
The more Instructor Ji counted back, the more surprised his face became, and the gaze that looked at Lin Yu completely changed.
The students of the journalism department are even more speechless, crazy! Really a madman! Five hundred push-ups in one breath, his face is not red and he is not panting, Lin Yu is even more awesome than the instructor, the instructor is a fart!!
Liu Miaomiao saw it in her eyes, her ruddy little mouth opened slightly, she didn't expect this bastard to play hooligan on his mouth, his foundation was so solid, and he really completed five hundred push-ups...
Tang Xinlian's cheeks were cold, and her brows frowned slightly, impossible, this guy has undergone special training? Really completed five hundred push-ups in the specified time, if this is the case, he has already surpassed the record he holds.
"Whew, five hundred push-ups, done. ”
After the five hundred were completed, Lin Yu stood up and patted the dust on his hands, not even the rhythm of his breathing was disrupted, but a few drops of sweat flowed down his forehead, for him, there was no challenge at all.
"You kid can...... Have you practiced it before?"
"Instructor Ji, I've never practiced before, but five hundred push-ups are okay. ”
"Damn!!"
What do you mean by making do!! Instructor Ji is not calm, what he can't do, is it called okay? This is really what an ordinary freshman can do? Anyway, he is ashamed of himself, this kid is crazy enough and perverted enough.
Lin Yu looked directly at Tang Xinlian and said jokingly: "Five hundred push-ups are completed, do you have any other instructions?"
Hearing Lin Yu's words, Tang Xinlian's heart was shocked, he could complete five hundred push-ups, she said that she would not embarrass him, she couldn't go back on her word, and nodded coldly: "You can return to the team and continue training." ”
"Thank you, instructor, for this kind of training in the future, train me more. Lin Yu joked.
"Return to the team and continue to stand in a military posture. Tang Xinlian said coldly.
Lin Yu shrugged his shoulders, this big-breasted instructor probably hated him completely.
He didn't care, with this body that has been cultivated for a long time, training with ordinary intensity is definitely easy, not a problem, this big-breasted female instructor, it is not an easy thing to embarrass him.
Half an hour of military posture passed, and the students were completely exhausted, and they sat down on the ground, like puppies paralyzed on the ground in extreme heat, spitting out their pink tongues.
"Take a break, then gather for lunch. Instructor Ji stood with his hands in his hands and said to the tired students: "You haven't chosen a team leader yet, you just did five hundred push-up kids, you have the best physical fitness, you will be the team leader." ”
"I'm the team leader?" Lin Yu raised his eyebrows, and sure enough, he shot the first bird.
Liu Miaomiao blushed, and said to the boy who was wiping his sweat beside him: "Squad leader, someone has robbed you of your position, don't you plan to fight for it, you are the backbone of our class, let such a sting lead the team, the team will easily disperse." ”
Lin Yu, who was not far away, had the tip of his ear, and when he heard this, he pouted, this chick was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
"Why should he be the leader of the team, his brute strength is amazing?" the boy thought about it, and stood up directly and said, looking quite dissatisfied.
This boy is fair-skinned, handsome, dressed in casual clothes, and has a Confucian spirit.
Lin Yu knows this boy, Yu Hao, the class president of the freshman journalism department, and also one of Liu Miaomiao's suitors, it seems that the goddess is dissatisfied, and his desire to express himself is also extremely strong, anyway, it is the kind of appearance that is about to overflow.
"What, you're not convinced?" Instructor Ji smiled, pointed to the ground, and said with a smile: "Then you come out and take two steps, do two hundred push-ups, and you will be the team leader! ”
Yu Hao was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Don't say it's two hundred push-ups, even fifty, I can't do it... ”
"Shh......h
As soon as the squad leader opened his mouth, he couldn't do it, which attracted boos from the students below, and cast contemptuous glances at him, thinking how rigid the squad leader was, but he was particularly cowardly.
"Then you say a fart, Lao Tzu is the most annoying sissy, grinding all day long, only lip service, bad seeds!" Instructor Ji scolded directly, not polite at all.
In the military region, he is respected by strength, and if he doesn't have the strength to play tricks, he won't be killed by his teammates, and he will be trained and tortured to death by the captain, and he won't live for three days with the urine sex of this cub.
"Instructor Ji, what kind of ability is brute force, if you have the ability to fight wits and courage, we will see the real chapter in the field training competition, and the name of the team leader, I will temporarily let him be!" Yu Hao argued with an embarrassed face, and cast a challenging gaze at Lin Yu not far away.
"It......'s really cowardly" Zhang Shanfeng sat down in the shade of the tree, and scolded with a smile: "Master, you look at the instigation of the squad leader, and the field training competition, it would be good if he didn't die in the wild, and he still wanted to seek a dynasty to usurp the throne, where did he get his confidence." ”
"Let him go, who is rare in this position of team leader, drudgery. ”
Lin Yu leaned against the trunk of the tree to enjoy the shade, and couldn't help but smile, Yu Hao's provocative appearance was too childish and tender.
"Miaomiao, believe me, soon I will be the team leader. Yu Hao is full of confidence.
Liu Miaomiao nodded, even if Yu Hao can't be the team leader, he can kill Lin Yu's majesty, a good thing.
The military training was rested, and it was time for lunch, Lin Yu got up to organize the students in the news class, but there was no way to become a team leader, and there were always piles of them.
"You, six people at a table, that's all there is to it, there are not enough steamed buns to serve, and waste will be punished. ”
Lin Yu threw a few dishes and a large plate of steamed buns on the table, seeing the disappointed looks of the students, he shook his head helplessly, this is military training, not camping and picnic, if you want to eat and drink well, go dream.
"Team leader, are these vegetarian dishes, no meat?" a student asked.
"Meat, that's all reserved for the instructors, and as for you, it's good to have vegetarian dishes. Lin Yu's answer was simple and rude, shattering the dreams of these students.
At the end of the 14-day military training, a group of hungry wolves and thin tigers will come out and eat each other.
"Stir-fried potato skins with potatoes, fried shredded green peppers with green peppers, fried dried radish with celery, is this for people to eat?" Liu Miaomiao saw the dishes in front of her, she was completely unappetizing, and she couldn't eat it at all.
There were six girls at a table standing, looking at the dishes on the table in front of them, and they really couldn't whet their appetite.
"Let's eat a little bit, there is still training in the afternoon. "A sweet-looking girl, the head of the mantis.
"Tang Han, how do you say to eat this dish, I don't even have some oil and water...... "Some girls are embarrassed."
"Yes, why don't I pay to improve everyone's food, what do you think?" Liu Miaomiao's eyebrows curled, and she used steamed buns to eat these dishes, it is estimated that she will have diarrhea if she eats it, and what kind of training will she talk about.
The girl named Tang Han held a white steamed bun and said, "I can eat this dish, I don't have to break the bank." ”
"It's okay, I've got enough money. Liu Miaomiao didn't care.
"I advise you to think less, this is a military training base, not a three-Michelin restaurant, and there is no privilege to serve catering. Lin Yu didn't know when he appeared behind Liu Miaomiao, which startled these girls.
"Aren't there any other restaurants here?" Ms. Liu wondered.
"Miss, this is a military training base, there is no village in front of you, there is no store in the back, if you want to buy something, you have to run more than ten kilometers to a nearby city. Lin Yu sighed, these rich ladies still want to improve their food, it's really whimsical.
"Then what should I do? I can't eat this dish!" Liu Miaomiao's face changed slightly, just these meals, she didn't need it to feed the dogs in Liu's house, but now she came to military training to let her eat this kind of place every day, how could she accept it.
"Either you swallow it with your eyes closed, or you are hungry, and you still have training in the afternoon, you can do it. Lin Yu picked up a white steamed bun, took a big bite, the sweetness filled his mouth, and said, "Pampered people, just wait to starve to death." ”
"You bastard, don't mess around in front of my eyes!" Liu Miaomiao scolded at Lin Yu, this guy was completely gloating.
Her mood was extremely low, she knew that she would not come to military training, and now it was too late to quit.
But hearing Lin Yu's words, the other girls also started eating one after another, if they fainted during military training, they would have to look foreign, and the girls who didn't want to eat would swallow it with their hearts, as long as they could eat enough.
Tang Han showed two little tiger teeth, chewed the steamed bun in small bites, and saw that Liu Miaomiao refused to eat these meals, so he couldn't help but purse his red lips and groped through his pocket.
"Miaomiao, this is the chocolate I bought before I came to military training, it may be a little melted, do you still eat it?" Tang Han asked with round eyes and pursed his lips.
She is introverted, and in the entire journalism department, few people are willing to make friends with her, only Liu Miaomiao has been playing with her, and she can't bear to see Liu Miaomiao starving.
"Hanhan, you've done the best for me!!"
Liu Miaomiao gave Tang Han a big hug, Tang Han nodded with a slightly red face, and said, "Hurry up and eat, the instructor can't see it well." ”
She nodded, clumsily unpacking the bag and stuffing a large piece of chocolate into her mouth, her speech slurred.
"I will repay you for your life-saving grace, my good sister. ”
"You eat slowly. Tang Han showed two little tiger teeth, and his smile was sweet.
Tang Han looked at Lin Yu, his eyes were bright, and he said timidly: "Team leader, please don't tell the ......."
"I won't. Lin Yuwan smiled, this little girl has a good heart, Liu Miaomiao can make this kind of friend, compared to the best friend who loves to cause trouble, it is much more reliable.
"Sister Tang Han, don't be afraid, he doesn't dare to tell the truth. Liu Miaomiao snorted lightly and gave Lin Yu a roll of her eyes.
Seeing this Xiaoni eating chocolate and not forgetting to despise herself, Lin Yu was also helpless, what did it matter to him, he was not a long-tongued ghost.
"I kindly warn you that picky eaters will starve to death. ”
"Hmph, I want you to take care of it!!"
"Hurry up and eat, there are still ten minutes, all go back to the dormitory to rest, and the field training will start in the afternoon!"
Instructor Ji suddenly appeared at the door, startling the freshmen, and then turned to leave.
"Hmm...... I almost choked to death. Liu Miaomiao hurriedly slapped her chest, almost choking to death from chocolate.
Lin Yu shook his head, the field training was led by Tang Xinlian, and it was estimated that he would be targeted again.
"Hurry up and eat, go back to the dormitory and rest for an hour, or you'll be tired and collapse." ”
Lin Yu clasped his arms and reminded the freshmen of the journalism department present.
"Pretend!" Liu Miaomiao snorted lightly, isn't this bastard just relying on a little power, as for shouting like this?