Chapter 314: Female Assistant
Li Fan picked up the national treasure this time, and it can be said that he became famous in the first fight.
Of course, this "fight to fame" refers to in the hearts of Wang Han and Wu Di.
Wang Han called Li Fan as soon as "News Network" was broadcast, and in a short call time, the following idioms appeared: have eyes but no beads, be self-righteous, and be smart...... Brother is served.
Wang Han and Wu Di said in private: "At that time, we were still blocking the vertical block and not letting people buy it, which is good, embarrassing." ”
The director of the Tansha Museum said, "I'm the most embarrassed, okay?"
On Weibo:
Several hosts in the base camp also posted on Weibo for the first time to ridicule.
Sister Na: Shh, sister is also a person who has touched a national treasure.
Lin Jiong replied with a proud face: Who isn't?!But you can't touch it anymore.
Du Tao: It's a pity that I missed out on a national treasure.
Netizens replied under his Weibo: This is the sadness of people with small eyes and no culture!
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Taking advantage of this wave of national treasure popularity, many celebrities have posted on Weibo, expressing their unbelievable shock. (It can also be understood that this heat can be rubbed as much as it can!)
And Li Fan's Weibo has "exploded", netizens have sent all kinds of information for identification, Li Fan has become a "treasure master", Li Fan really replied seriously.
"Shuai Li, help me take a look, is this screen in my house a national treasure?"
Li Fan: "I can't see the details clearly, but don't worry, it's definitely not." ”
"Li Fan, where is my blue and white porcelain?"
Li Fan: "Fake!"
……
Another girl sent a selfie, and she asked shyly, "Is this a national treasure?"
Li Fan made a toothy expression: "This is shameless!"
Netizens asked Li Fan what other national treasures he had, and if he could show them to everyone and open everyone's eyes.
No problem!
Li Fan was inspired by the previous female netizens, picked up his mobile phone, and "clicked" at Gu Yating, who was eating across the table, and took a photo, and uploaded it to Weibo, with the text: The second national treasure!
Gu Yating raised her head, looked at Li Fan who was smiling suspiciously, and said, "What are you doing?"
Li Fan flipped the phone over, and the screen was directed at her, but when she saw this screen, netizens rebelled:
"Ah, showing affection is the most shameless!"
"The sudden commotion flashed Lao Tzu's waist!"
"Your sister, after 10,000 points of damage, Lao Tzu's blood trough is empty!"
……
Gu Yating grinned and kicked him under the table, "I hate it, I'll lose on your mouth." ”
Li Fan lowered his voice and said, "Zui is alive!"
Gu Yating's face turned red, Duang! This kick made Li Fan grin.
Li Fan looked at her blankly: "What's the matter, why are you kicking me?"
"You know it yourself. ”
"I know?" Li Fan seemed to think about it seriously, and then "suddenly realized" that he said, "Hey, where do you want to go? What do you have in your head?
"You ......" Gu Yating pointed at him angrily, "You just pretend to be with me, don't make such colorful jokes with me, people are still a big girl with yellow flowers." ”
"Don't worry, I'll get you out of this embarrassing situation as soon as possible. ”
"Die!", whoosh, the pillow flew over.
Li Fan took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, walked into the living room and planted it on the sofa, saying, "Let's get down to business." ”
Gu Yating gave him a blank look, "Do you still have something to do?"
"Yes, I just want to ask, is that Zhang Xiaofei the assistant you arranged for me reliable?"
Gu Yating glanced at her watch, "Of course it's reliable, it should be almost in the community." ”
"Can I return it if I am not satisfied?"
"Can't!"
Li Fan squinted at her, and his heart still didn't escape from the clutches of the devil after all.
Ding dong!
Li Fan walked to the door and opened the door, and what greeted him was a pale and haggard face, this was a very thin girl, no chest in front and no ass in the back, wearing a thin sports-style top, her eyes were quite large, but full of worry and uneasiness.
This girl was only seventeen or eighteen years old, and when she saw Li Fan appear in front of her, she hurriedly bowed, "Hello, Teacher Li, I'm Zhang Xiaofei." ”
Gu Yating hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and beckoned, "Xiaofei, come into the house." ”
"Sister Tingting, hello. ”
Li Fan was messy for a moment, this is the assistant that Gu Yating arranged for herself? Can this take care of herself, I don't know if I have to take care of her in turn.
"Li Fan, don't be stunned, get a drink for Xiaofei. ”
Li Fan collapsed, it's really like this!
"Teacher Li, don't be busy, I don't drink. ”
Li Fan opened the refrigerator and said, "Xiaofei sit there, you're welcome." ”
Zhang Xiaofei was very restrained, looking timid, and restless.
Gu Yating pulled her and pointed to the guest bedroom, "Is this bedroom okay?"
Zhang Xiaofei looked at the soft big bed and cute plush toys inside, and quickly shook his head and said, "Sister Tingting, it's too big, just give me a smaller room." ”
"First of all, there are no small ones. Second, your own home, you are welcome. ”
Li Fan, who was smiling on the side, was in a trance, this treatment, live directly at home?
Gu Yating said again: "Xiaofei, where is your luggage?"
"It's still at the hotel, I'll pick it up right away. ”
Gu Yating flipped the key from her bag and said, "I'll drive with you." ”
"No, Sister Tingting, our boss said she would give it to me. ”
Zhang Xiaofei opened the door and left quickly.
Li Fan looked at the distant back downstairs and asked, "This, the assistant you introduced to me?"
Gu Yating nodded, "Well, what's wrong." ”
"Hey, I'm thin and weak, my personality is not cheerful, I'm younger than all of us, not only is I unqualified as an assistant, but I'm also prone to depression. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, her parents just died. ”
Li Fan said, "Oh, I'm sorry. ”
"Li Fan, you can't just be an assistant, right? In the past few days, I have to find two for you one after another, what about this girl, even if she is half an assistant, open her eyes by your side, see the world, and I will arrange her in the company in the future. ”
Li Fan said suspiciously: "What is your relationship? It can't be a relationship, right?"
"My dad's middle school classmate's child, we also know by chance these days, the family conditions are average, and the parents are gone, so, help, this child is too young. ”
"Nacheng, then follow me first. Li Fan thought for a moment and said, "No, why don't you arrange to join the company, but follow me? Do you want to play the sympathy card, and then take the opportunity to put a 'camera' under my nose." ”
Gu Yating pouted, "Don't be bored, if I want to spy on you, I will arrange a girl for you?" Now the agent and assistant of the star are the most dangerous, if I don't believe you, I will definitely arrange a man for you." ”
"Well, trust you. Li Fan said in his heart: I believe you are evil!
When Zhang Xiaofei knocked on the door again, she was carrying a big woven bag in both hands, and behind her, there was a fat woman helping to carry other luggage, which was her boss's wife.
When the proprietress saw that the new employers found by the waiters at home turned out to be Li Fan and Gu Yating, she was instantly relieved, and she said in her heart: This girl is developed.
Gu Yating helped Zhang Xiaofei sort out her luggage, and it was not convenient for Li Fan to take a closer look at the girl's things, so she walked to the living room, took out the computer from her bag, and changed the draft by tapping.
After a while, Gu Yating walked up to him and said in a low voice: "I want to take her to buy a few clothes, her clothes are too student-style, and there are not many of them." ”
"Don't do it, it's too deliberate, let's talk about it when we get a chance. Li Fan frowned and thought about it again, "No, no, no, just tell her, when you enter the workplace, you must look like a workplace, after all, when you appear under the camera in public, you accompany her to the mall to buy two sets." ”
"You're not going?"
"Don't you see I'm busy? You guys go early and come back early, let's not miss the plane back to Spring City. ”
Gu Yating said, "Why don't you talk about the salary first?"
"Good. ”
"Xiaofei, come out for a while, let's talk about the future work. ”
Zhang Xiaofei sat opposite Li Fan and looked at the new boss very nervously.
Li Fan smiled and said, "Xiaofei, what is your salary in that hotel?"
"2200, for food and shelter. ”
"Oh, how much do you want me to prescribe for you?"
"I'm happy to work next to you, I don't mind the salary. ”
Li Fan sneered: "If I give you 1500, you must mind." Well, what about this assistant business, the salary of newcomers is generally very low, only two or three thousand, and I can't drive too high at the beginning, so let's do it, 4000, for food, housing and clothing, I am in charge of food, clothing, housing and transportation. ”
Gu Yating said in her heart: It's okay, it's very generous.
"Thank you, Brother Fan!" Zhang Xiaofei nodded excitedly.
Li Fan said again: "It's easier to follow me, at present, the main thing is that you will be a little busy on the weekend, and I won't need you at other times, you can use it freely, it's quite easy." When will it officially work?"
"Brother Fan, at any time. ”
"Then today, come back to Spring City with us, the day after tomorrow I'm going to record "The Strongest Brain", just right, let's start from Spring City. Do I need to give you an advance on your salary?"
Zhang Xiaofei was stunned, can you still advance in advance?
"Alipay or bank card?"
"There is a bank card, thank you Brother Fan. ”
Li Fan opened the mobile banking client, entered the account number, and advanced Zhang Xiaofei's salary for three months, and then urged the two of them to go to the mall quickly.
It was still early, only 10 o'clock in the morning, after Li Fan re-corrected the word "nong" in the oracle bone inscription, he published the article on the "Chinese Studies Era" APP, and then, closing the computer, lying comfortably on the sofa, and soon, he fell asleep with his eyes closed.
I don't know how long I slept, until I heard the sound of the door opening, Li Fan opened his eyes and glanced at the door, but saw Gu Yating leading the "makeover" Zhang Xiaofei into the living room.
"Li Fan, how is it, Xiaofei is not beautiful after I dress up like this?"
"Beautiful," Li Fan said perfunctorily, "Let's go, go home." ”
Li Fan said, then opened the backpack, put the notebook in the bag, he was just about to pick up the backpack, Zhang Xiaofei trotted to him, grabbed the backpack, and said urgently: "I'll come." ”
"No, you don't have to carry it. ”
"Brother Fan, this is my job, you can't overstep your responsibilities!"
"I don't need you for this, I'll tell you slowly what you need to do. ”
"Oh!" Zhang Xiaofei's eyes fell on the suitcase again, and she pulled it over.
Li Fan stopped and said: "You don't need to do this, there will be a male assistant to do this in the future." ”
"It's okay, I'll come!"
"No!"
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Although Zhang Xiaofei is thin and weak, and his mental state is not very good at present, he is both diligent and smart, and he soon entered his role, although his understanding of the role of assistant is very vague and unfamiliar.
The plane landed in Spring City, no matter how tightly Li Fan and Gu Yating were wrapped, as long as they spoke, they would basically be discovered.
Zhang Xiaofei's assistant function was turned on, and she kept bowing and apologizing to her fans:
"I'm sorry, Li Fan and Gu Yating are in a hurry, and it's inconvenient to sign, please bear with me. ”
"I'm sorry everyone, it's really inconvenient today. ”
Li Fan frowned as he walked, and he said in a low voice, "No need to bow!"
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Inside the supermarket.
Mother Li was full of spring breeze and was chatting with her sister, "Sister, Xiaofan is almost home, don't worry." ”
"No hurry, haha, I haven't seen my eldest nephew in a while. ”
The supermarket employee teased Little Jelly, "Do you understand, how many Oreos can that cup be exchanged?"
"One five gets five, two hundred and fifty ten, three five...... Three-five......" Jelly clasped his fingers, and couldn't count it, so he opened his arms and said, "Anyway, a lot, a lot!"
Dad Li, Boss Li, is working more energetically now, humming a small tune to carry rice on the tricycle.
There was a burst of laughter in the supermarket, and suddenly, two figures broke in at the door.
"Mom and Dad, I'm back, yo, my aunt is here too, and where is my sister?"
Jelly raised two small hands and ran towards him, "I'm here, brother." ”
"The eldest nephew is handsome again. ”
"Auntie, are you young again, and you have a second spring?"
The aunt smiled and said, "Roll the calf for me!"
"Ah, my assistant, Xiaofei. ”
Zhang Xiaofei hurriedly bowed and said, "Auntie is good, uncle is good, aunt is good." ”
Li Fan reiterated again: "No need to bow!"
"Yo, okay, nephew, all have assistants?"
Li Fan laughed and said, "Then take a look." ”
"Son, stay at home for a day this time?"
"No, no, stay for two days and leave the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow, Jisen Radio and Television will hold a celebration banquet for "Let's Love Each Other", Gu Yating and I will come back to participate, show our faces, and fly to Nanjing City the day after tomorrow to record "The Strongest Brain". ”
"By the way, your aunt has something to do with you. ”
"Oh?" Li Fan looked at his aunt, only to see that her aunt's eyes flashed with excitement, "Auntie, what's the matter?"
The aunt said: "Let's go, let's go home, let's get off work early today, it's not early, it's 9 o'clock in the evening, it's not two or three hours." ”
When everyone returned home, the aunt mysteriously took out the satchel from the cabinet, and took out a copper tickle (old man music) from it, and she hurriedly said: "Nephew, help the aunt see, is this used by the Empress Dowager Cixi?"
Li Fan was stunned when he saw this, he looked at his aunt's eyes that were eager for an affirmative answer, and said, "Auntie, who told you that it was used by the Empress Dowager Cixi?"
"When I was visiting the antique market, I heard the whispers of buyers. ”
"You've been fooled, it's artificially old. ”
"Huh? People said they saw exactly the same thing in the relevant materials. ”
"You're fooled, use this when you're fine, just treat yourself as Cixi. ”
The aunt's eyes instantly dimmed, and she said distressedly: "I spent more than 8,000!"
Li Fan said: "Didn't I tell you, don't go to the antique market and wait to pick up the cheap, if you go, it will be automatically sent to the door and waiting to be slaughtered." ”
Mother Li said: "Eldest sister, it's okay, let your nephew take you to get the money back tomorrow, Wang Han is your nephew's horse." ”
Li Fan shook his head and said: "You can't ask for it, your situation is different from Wang Han's, Wang Han's can provide evidence, you can't do it, spend money to buy a lesson." In the future, you don't go to the antique market and wait to pick up the leaks, it's impossible, I'll wash my hands. ”
The aunt frowned, "Eight thousand yuan, I thought it would change hands for a few million, daydreaming." ”
Li Fan teased: "Auntie, if you really want to make a fortune, this antique road is obviously impossible, I can give you an idea." ”
"Oh?
"Find a rich old man! Eh, auntie, don't twist my ears, it hurts. ”
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That night, the family slept in separate rooms, Li Fan and Li's father in one room, Li's mother and aunt in the other, and Zhang Xiaofei slept in the other room with jelly in her arms.
Li Fan tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, his father snored like thunder, tortured him half to death, and when it was about to be 12 o'clock, Li Fan couldn't stand it anymore, and quietly walked out of the bedroom with a pillow, lying on the sofa, preparing to spend the night.
There was a sound of flushing water in the bathroom, and in a blink of an eye, the emaciated Zhang Xiaofei pushed the door and walked out.
"Xiaofei!"
"Mom, I'm scared to death. ”
Li Fan turned on the light in the living room and said, "Xiaofei, let's talk, you come and sit." ”
Zhang Xiaofei was puzzled, sat down on the sofa, and said, "Brother Fan, what's wrong?"
Li Fan didn't want Gu Yating to be confused, whether Zhang Xiaofei was Gu Yating's "eyeliner", Li Fan decided to ask well, if so, then come to the counter-plot.
He asked solemnly:
"Xiaofei, are you surnamed Jiang or Wang?"
Zhang Xiaofei was stunned, "My surname is Zhang!"
"Hey, you're pretending to be confused with me, aren't you?"
"My real surname is Zhang, Brother Fan, you know!"