I looked at Li Yi's dead appearance, and I couldn't get angry, so I could only point at him and order strongly, "This is my home, when did it become your home?" Li Yi, how many times have you told you, what do you want?"

Li Yi was dressed like a human being, but he did everything in a hooligan style, he snatched the key from my hand, and opened the door, about to pull me in, I grabbed the doorknob, raised my foot to marry and kicked him, he dodged to the right, and pounced again, reaching out to break my hand, to drag me into the house.

I grabbed the door frame and looked at Li Yi angrily, "Li Yi, how can you be so brazen? This is my home, you let me go, if you don't leave, I will call the security guard to blow you away!"

Li Yi smiled harmlessly, and said in a childlike tone, "You are all mine, you are here, isn't this here mine? Okay, don't make a fuss? Don't you want to talk to me? Let's go in and have a good talk?"

Does he think I'm a child? I'm still as easy to bully as I used to, he can pinch as much as he wants? I don't want to quarrel with him anymore, "Okay, this is your home, you can do whatever you want, I'll go!"

I turned around and was about to leave, Li Yi ran from behind, hugged me, and was about to get me into the house, I was so angry that I stepped on his feet, I was wearing high heels today, and they were still the kind of pointed heels.

Li Yi bared his teeth in pain, and complained dissatisfiedly, "You want to murder your husband, I have never seen your mother-in-law so ruthless!"

I couldn't stand his flamboyant mouth the most, and he slipped and slipped away when he spoke, I raised my foot and wanted to step on it, and the door opened next door, and a middle-aged woman looked at us and scolded in Cantonese, "It's the middle of the night at three watches, and you have to go to work tomorrow, can you stop a little, if you want to quarrel, go into the house and quarrel." ”

"Let's go into the house and quarrel!" Li Yi quickly dragged me into the house, closed the door with his back, and turned on the light very familiarly, before looking down at me and saying, "Daughter-in-law, you put me a bowl of noodles, put more vegetables on the noodles, and put a poached egg." ”

I was so angry that I raised my finger and pointed at him and scolded, "Li Yi, can you be more ......?"

"Shameless, despicable?" Li Yi took my words, opened his mouth and bit my index finger, and said happily, "Daughter-in-law, can't you say something else?" I get tired of listening to these two sentences all the time, good girl, you give me the next face first, you can scold as much as you want, I'm about to starve to death." ”

I rolled my eyes, "Then why don't I see you dead? ”

He came over, hugged me, and kissed me on the cheek, "It's okay without noodles, anyway, whatever my daughter-in-law does, I love to eat." I haven't eaten anything my daughter-in-law has made for several days, and I miss it so much. ”

Oh my God, his mouth is like honey, it sounds like I'm getting goosebumps, those words are so sweet that I get hairy, is the person in front of me Li Yi? I stroked my arm with my hand and glared at him, "Can you talk normally? I can't get used to hearing you talk to me like this." ”

Li Yi kissed again, "That's okay, whatever the daughter-in-law says, it's what it is." ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I thought about making him something to eat, and I sent him away. Although I have a hundred reluctances in my heart, I have already seen Li Yi's temperament, if he does not achieve his goal, he will not forgive you, and he will tightly entangle you, and he will see an oversized locust.

I indignantly went into the kitchen, took a tomato and an egg, and when I saw that there was still leftover at noon, I gave him a scrambled egg with tomatoes. When I took the meal out, I saw no more of him, and I heard the sound of a thunderclap from the bedroom.

This bastard wants to make a fuss again, and if he does something out of the ordinary, I will entertain him well with a stick, and I think I will do that, and I walked into the bedroom with a stick, and found this guy lying on my bed with a big grin, posing in a big position, and burying his face in the pillow.

He smelled of alcohol all over his body, so he threw himself on my bed, and his shoes, which he didn't take off. I can't indulge him, he is just about to climb up along the pole, I rushed up, grabbed the collar, and was about to pull him off the bed, "Li Yi, you come down for me, you smell of wine all over your body, this sheet is newly bought by me, you come down for me." ”

He buried his head deep in the pillow, took a deep breath, and smiled without understanding what it was and said, "It's so fragrant, I like this smell!"

I tried to pull him several times, but I couldn't pull him, but he pulled him to the bed, and his body pressed up, "Shuangshuang, you are not by my side, I can't sleep for several days, are you giving me a trick, so I can't leave you." ”

These love words sound really good, but I don't hear it less, and I have a little immune function, and I sneered twice, "But I'm just the opposite, I left you, and I slept very soundly, no one grabbed the quilt from me, I didn't have to be woken up in the middle of the night, I didn't worry about being kicked out of bed, and no one hugged me tightly, so tight that I couldn't breathe." ”

I admit that what I said is a lie, people have been getting along with people for a long time, and I naturally get used to it, I have long been used to falling asleep in his arms, but people's adaptability is so strong, after a while, I will be able to adapt to the days without Li Yi. Anyway, for so many years, I didn't have Li Yi, didn't my life still live?

Li Yi pulled my head down hard, forced me to lower my head, and pressed him closer, "Lu Shuangshuang, can't you fucking say something human? Lao Tzu has never said such shameless words in his life, so you can't sell some face? Say a few nice words to make Lao Tzu happy?"

I smirked twice, "I feel very honored that you, Young Master Li, can say these words." But let's get down to business, you give me a meal right away, and when you're done, you'll leave, so I'll be happy, okay?"

"Stinky girl with no conscience!" Li Yi scolded, got up from the bed, walked back to the living room, and sat at the dining table and ate heavily.

He ate very fast, gobbled up, I choked him to death, I poured a cup of hot water for Li Yi, lowered my tone and said, "Oh, you eat slowly, and no one robs you, if you choke to death and die in my place, even if I jump into the Yellow River, I won't be able to wash it clean." ”

Li Yi took the water, gulped, and gave me a blank look, "You crow's mouth, can't you say something good? Can't you expect me to order something good?"

I pulled down the chair, sat down opposite Li Yi, and asked seriously, "I said hello, I'll talk to you well, will you listen?

Li Yi put down the spoon and said solemnly, "Then it depends on what you say? ”

As soon as I heard him say this, I felt angry in my heart, what is going on, he has taken himself as his master, and he is going to rely on it and not leave? I clenched my fists, restrained myself from raising my fist to punch him, and raised my voice and asked, "Then you just want to stay here and not leave?" Okay, if you don't leave, I can go!"

Li Yi grabbed my wrist, "If you want to go, I'll go too, anyway, I'm going with you!"

I'm not afraid that Li Yi will attack me with harsh language, and I'm not afraid that he will beat me, if I beat me, I will hate him, and I will make it clearer that he has to pester himself, and there are a few women who are not afraid of being pestered.

Suddenly, I was discouraged, and looked at Li Yi helplessly, "Are you a man, can't you talk and count?" Li Yi, everyone in ancient times had a gentleman's words, and horses are difficult to chase, what is the matter with you?"

Li Yi laughed hehehe, and said cheekily, "I've never been a gentleman, naturally I don't have to count when I speak, besides, if I'm angry, whoever takes it seriously is a fool, and Xu Yuwen's kid what's so good, he is not necessarily much cleaner than me, why do you have to choose him?

I saw him say Xu Yuwen again, I really have nothing to say to him, I am not a person at the same time at all, I stand up and don't want to spend time dealing with him. Li Yi grabbed my hand firmly and asked nervously, "What do you want to do?"

"Can't I go take a shower?"

He also stood up and moved a little closer to me, the smell of alcohol on his body poured into his nose again, I took two steps back, he put his arm around my waist, and whispered in my ear shamelessly, "Or, let's wash together, don't you hate me for being dirty?"

I remembered that not long ago, he did a good job, picked up the carton and threw it in his face, and snorted, "Li Yi, if you get nervous again and force me again, believe it or not, I really came with a knife, and the big deal is that you live and die." When people are in a hurry, they will bite people? Don't think I can't do it. ”

Li Yi let go of his hand, covered his face and said aggrievedly, "Daughter-in-law, can you not smash your head and face next time you hit someone, if I break my head, I will become a fool, and you will take care of me for the rest of my life." My face is spent, you look at me every day, look at me, you are so kind, you will definitely feel guilty, right, where am I willing to make you guilty?"

I couldn't bear it, the chicken and the duck said, not only did his skin become thicker than the wall, but his mouth also changed, and I couldn't stand what he said, so I thought about gluing it to him, and my ears couldn't hear it, so it was clean.