Well, I have to admit that sometimes people's sixth sense is indeed very accurate, for example, Zhang Lang now, he is looking at the little Lorier with a black line on his face at this time, and the little fart child is also blinking this pair of innocent black jewel-like eyes, looking at Zhang Lang cutely, of course, if the premise is that there is no waiter lying on the ground, everything will be so beautiful.

"That's what you said, no matter which Western restaurant you go to, you can get in smoothly. Where did you steal my sweat pill from the entrance card?" Zhang Lang said with a dark face, looking at Xiao Lori word by word.

"Alas~ Dadby, you said that you used to be a big road, and you can't think of such a workaround. As for this medicine, hehe, I just accidentally took it in my hand, anyway, these things don't matter, things have already happened, why don't we go in and have a big meal?"

The little boy sighed slightly when he first spoke, and then stretched out his two little hands outward, making a very helpless look, but when it came to eating, the two black jewel-like eyes suddenly radiated a terrifying green light.

Looking at the light blooming in the eyes of the little fart, Zhang Lang felt a kind of palpitation, and he suddenly thought of whether he would sell himself for food in the future when he thought of this, Zhang Lang shivered excitedly.

"Dabi, Dabi, let's go, let's go in and eat." Little Lori pulled the sleeves of Zhang Lang's clothes and shook them constantly.

Zhang Lang looked at the little Lori at this time, as if he was looking at a little devil and kept bewitching himself in his ear and saying Come in, there is something delicious in it, come in! And on the other side, Zhang Lang's own conscience has turned into a little angel!

Zhang Lang struggled constantly in his conscience and the temptation of food, and finally Zhang Lang succumbed to the temptation of food. That's what he thinks in his heart, anyway, he's already wanted by Interpol, and it's not bad for this time, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu runs away directly, and he won't fuck any national security. Thinking of this, Zhang Lang picked up Xiao Lori's little hand, and walked into this seemingly expensive Western restaurant with high spirits.

"Waiter, waiter, come here, come here, bring me the menu. After Zhang Lang took the little boy to find a seat and sit down, he sat there and began to shout.

Well, I have to admit that although this product has been educated by the etiquette training course of the Iron Blood Training Camp, it still has that kind of turtle temperament in its bones.

At this time, Zhang Lang obviously also discovered that his behavior was inappropriate, seeing the disdainful eyes of all kinds of brightly dressed women in this restaurant towards him, and the expression of Xiao Loli who wanted to hide from herself and didn't know herself, even if Zhang Lang's skin was as thick as a city wall, Zhang Lang also felt embarrassed.

"Ahem~" Zhang Lang's old face turned red, and he coughed slightly dryly to hide his embarrassment, and then he put on a face and began to educate the little fart, "Hey, hey, hey, what kind of expression are you, I'm educating you, okay?" I told you to eat in a Western restaurant like this, but do you know? Waiter, waiter, why don't you serve the menu?"

Well, I have to admit that Zhang Lang's strong adaptability and super invincible thick skin instantly adapted to this embarrassing situation, turning passive into active, and directly carrying out this holigan image with no quality and no bottom line to the end.

"Sir, this is your menu. At this time, the waiter who got off the line finally came late, although he respectfully put the menu on Zhang Lang's table with a smile on his face, but the disdain in his eyes could not be concealed.

"Well, you're a very good boy, come on here and here's a tip. Take the flowers, don't be polite with me. As if he didn't notice the contempt in his eyes, Zhang Lang patted the waiter's shoulder with a little encouragement in a solemn tone, and then generously took out a ten-yuan bill from his pocket and handed it to the waiter.

The waiter looked at the ten-yuan bill that Zhang Langdi put in his hand, and for a moment, he burst into tears, and let out a sentence in his heart that was once very popular among the Chinese people, which was too picky. Is this still a human being? If you come to this kind of high-end western restaurant, you are embarrassed to tip more than 100 yuan, this is your mother's livestock! You don't take ten yuan to ask for food like this, brute! It's too picky!

"I'm sorry sir, but our restaurant has a rule that doesn't allow waiters to tip. "I was really embarrassed to refuse to export, so the waiter had to come up with such a euphemism.

"Don't~ Don't be polite to me, everyone is out to mix, you take the ten yuan, if you don't take it, don't you look down on me to take it!"

In the end, Xiao Lori really couldn't stand Zhang Lang's stinky and shameless hooligan style, so she directly changed a table and began to order, and the waiter couldn't stand Zhang Lang's very enthusiastic character, and accepted Zhang Lang's great "gift" with a smile.

"Waiter, listen up, let's have a stir-fried pork liver first. Zhang Lang didn't even turn over the menu, and directly said a very popular dish.

After hearing the name of Zhang Lang's dish, the waiter burst into tears instantly, why the hell is this a troublemaker, right? He suddenly had an urge to call the security guard, he felt that he might not be able to kill this hooligan. However, in the spirit of the idea that everyone who comes to the restaurant to eat is a guest, I decided to take a look.

He took a deep breath and forced his face to keep a calm smile on his face, and then said: "I'm sorry sir, we are a high-end restaurant here that does not serve this kind of farm food, and we only serve Western food here, sir, you can take a look at the menu, thank you!"

"Really, isn't this a restaurant? Doesn't it only serve Western food? Don't you sell small stir-fries?" Zhang Lang seemed to have suddenly realized at this time, and then opened the menu and ordered it decently.

When Zhang Lang finally finished ordering and returned the menu to the waiter, he suddenly found that the little kid had already eaten at another table.

The child was raised by me, the child was born by me, not angry, not angry. Zhang Lang took a few deep breaths, and kept hypnotizing himself silently in his heart.

With Zhang Lang's painstaking waiting, plates of delicious food were successfully served on the table in front of him, and then the next thing happened, Zhang Lang stunned everyone's eyes again, only to see Zhang Lang like a starving ghost reincarnated, and directly began to sweep the food on the table.

How can he eat so wildly, oh my God, he actually used his hands, oops, he used his hands!

Just when people were looking at Zhang Lang's dinner show with surprised expressions, there was another exclamation next to them, and people looked in the direction where the call came from, and saw that the little fart child was actually using his hands, and the speed of eating was no less than Zhang Lang's.

Well, people are indeed completely speechless about this strange father and daughter now.

And Zhang Lang's father-daughter approach also made the waiters in the restaurant, and even the lobby manager, also confirm the fact that these two goods are here to make trouble, and they may also come to eat overlord meals.

"Sir, congratulations on coming to our restaurant to enjoy the food, is it a total of 13888, are you cash, credit card, Feixin, or ant Alipay?"

The little fart boy was also satisfied with eating at this time, and came over with a fart. Looking at Zhang Lang, I want to see how he solves this problem.

"That handsome guy, what about our situation, didn't I just tip you ten yuan? And then you, just help me pay my money first, let's owe it first, and then I'll come back in a few days to give you the money." Zhang Lang kicked his teeth, sitting on the sofa, and the old god was lazily speaking.

Hearing Zhang Lang say this, the waiter's face instantly darkened. He didn't expect to charge a tip of ten yuan, and everyone else gave him one hundred and one hundred, you gave ten yuan, and he made me pay for it, is this a person?

"Then what brother, you see, we have spent so much money here, right, although we haven't paid the bill yet, but it also shows our strong economic consumption power, do you think we will give another one away from this restaurant?" Zhang Lang said while picking his teeth while putting his feet on the table with a cheap look.

"Sir, if that's what you're going to do, we're going to call the security guards, I don't think you're here to eat or to make trouble. At this time, the waiter finally pulled down his face, looked at Zhang Lang with a dark face and said.

"How is it possible? Although the conditions that Dad Bi said are a little unreasonable, I won't tell you that Dad and I are here to eat the overlord meal!" At this time, Xiao Lori jumped out directly, with one hand on her small waist, and one hand pointing at the waiter and said angrily.

Well, after being so easy to mess around, the little fart has completely lost the point of mutual negotiation.

"Haha. Zhang Lang snorted, and then continued: "This brother, how can you talk like that? How can I be eating the overlord meal, you see that I will pay immediately, you come with me." ”

Then Zhang Lang walked to the cashier facing the door under the guidance of the waiter, and then Zhang Lang picked up the little kid and went out directly, ran away, ran away~