Chapter 217: Crazy Women
When he saw Gu Yating's article, Li Fan was indeed shocked, and he was shocked from the inside out.
On Sunday, Li Fan sat on the sofa, holding a notebook and carefully looking at Gu Yating's "Ten Continents in the Sea" research and research, and the surprise on his face was completely revealed.
Gu Yating sat opposite, looking at Li Fan with a smile, and her heart was flooded with the pride of a scholar.
She has basically put a lot of energy into the research of this episode these days, and she almost stayed up all night and forgot to eat and sleep, always thinking about the opportunity to prove herself in front of Li Fan.
Li Fan looked at it carefully page by page, and without saying a word, she also stayed aside, turned on the mute mode, and waited for the praise that Li Fan blurted out at any time.
After finally reading the whole article, Li Fan nodded and subconsciously said, "Not bad!"
After more than a year, Gu Yating finally waited for Li Fan's affirmation, and she smiled brightly: "Then you see, is it rigorous and detailed, and is it a wonderful work." ”
Li Fan frowned: "But-"
Gu Yating's heart tightened, and she hurriedly asked, "But what?"
"Forget it, you go and read more information yourself, there may be omissions. ”
"What's missing?"
""Chronicles of the Scriptures", "Anthology" or something, take a look at it. ”
Li Fan doesn't need to prompt him anymore when he talks about this, with Gu Yating's foundation in Chinese culture and outstanding talent, just click a little.
Gu Yating was half angry, and the article she wrote with all her heart and soul thought that she would make Li Fan look at it differently, but in the eyes of others, it was just a half-finished product.
Li Fan casually picked up the remote control broadcast station and said seriously: "Actually, at your current age, you are already too good, and in time, you will become a great tool." ”
Gu Yating was still thinking about the "Chronicles" and "Anthology" in her heart, thinking about what she had missed, she suddenly felt very awkward when she heard Li Fan's words, how could she feel like an elder encouraging future generations?
Li Fan added: "Although it is impossible to catch up with me, you must be too discouraged, more than the upper and lower than the bottom, this is your goal in the future." ”
Gu Yating glared at Li Fan fiercely and said, "Turn off the TV and make up the class!"
The plot of the emperor's concubine is being played on TV, and the concubines around the emperor are flying jealously at this time, and their eyes are more vicious than the other. According to the normal filming process of TV dramas, it is estimated that there may be a bed scene below.
"Wait a minute, don't worry, the point is coming!"
"What's the point?"
"Just look at it. ”
Gu Yating thought of the group of sisters-in-law again, she really couldn't understand why men were lustful, from ancient times to the present, all like this.
She glanced at Li Fan's delicate and handsome side face again, and asked, "Li Fan, won't you become this kind of person, and after a little bit of power, you will properly become a pervert?"
"Oh?" Li Fan glanced sideways at Gu Yating and said, "How is it possible, in today's society, it is enough trouble to deal with a wife, and if you get a little three, you have more than enough heart but not enough strength!"
Gu Yating's eyes lit up instantly, "Lack of strength?"
"Ahem, foot, quite enough! I mean relationships can't cope. Li Fan drank a sip of water to suppress the shock.
Gu Yating leaned on the sofa and stared blankly at the ceiling, feeling that with Li Fan's own conditions, the little girls threw themselves straight to the body one by one, and there was no obvious tendency now, but it would be accurate in the future?
"Hey, you men are the most unreliable," seeing that Li Fan didn't speak, Gu Yating continued: "Let's just say that the famous Guan Yu, don't you also covet the wife of Qin Yilu, Lu Bu's subordinate? As a result, Guan Yu asked Cao Cao many times to accept him as a concubine after capturing the city, but Cao Cao fell in love and stayed for his own use.
And Cao Zhi, don't you also think about your sister-in-law, Mrs. Zhen?
There is also Su Shi, who married a young daughter.
and the great dramatist Guan Hanqing, who is the pioneer of the earliest unspoken rules of the entertainment industry in my country!"
Li Fan put down the remote control when he heard this, looked at Gu Yating in astonishment, and said in his heart that this girl has not studied much in this area, and he said, "Who else?"
Gu Yating said again: "This is barely reasonable, and there are some things that are simply incomprehensible, such as Byron and his sister." Byron was the great English romantic poet of the early 19th century, the great man who wrote Don Juan! ”
Li Fan pretended to be surprised and said, "What's the matter?"
Gu Yating was surprised, "Hey, you don't know?"
Li Fan pretended to be pretentious and said, "I don't know, tell me quickly." ”
Gu Yating didn't expect that there was anything Li Fan didn't know, so she immediately said excitedly: "
Someone once commented on Byron, saying that he was the closest genius to Shakespeare's throne when he was composed, and in love, he was the embodiment of the devil, Byron once claimed to have had a physical relationship with him with as many as 200 women, and half of the year's manuscript fee was spent on it, for which he proudly wrote: 'Come and enjoy the drunken woman, laugh to your heart's content, and drink soda again tomorrow.'" This is typical of not being ashamed of being proud!'
The most surprising thing is that he actually gave birth to a daughter with his sister Ogsta! It's unbelievable, and he has no shortage of women, and it seems that he has no scruples.
And he also wrote a private book, specifically recording the name of each woman who had physical contact with him, and also ripped off the other party's 'black thread' as a souvenir. ”
Li Fan interrupted: "What is a 'black thread'?"
"Black ...... I...... That ......" Gu Yating didn't expect to be excited, and said something that girls shouldn't say to boys.
Seeing that Gu Yating's face was crimson, like charcoal, Li Fan didn't tease her anymore, and suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, you continue." ”
Gu continued: "There were many scandals that prevented the good-looking, curly-haired poet from earning a place in Westminster Abbey after his death, and one church elder said that Byron's 'blatant dissoluteness' and his 'misdemeanor of the Psalms' disqualified him from entering Westminster Abbey. ”
Li Fan asked, "Who else?"
Gu Yating said: "There is also the great philosopher Russell, Russell generally has emotional relationships with several women at the same time, most of them are young and beautiful, and this hobby has continued until he is over seventy years old. ”
Li Fan continued to ask, "What else?"
"And-" Gu Yating suddenly stopped talking, she felt that she had been tricked by Li Fan again, with Li Fan's reading, it was impossible for none of these foreign big figures to know, this was not very realistic, especially looking at Li Fan's clumsy expression, she was even more convinced, she pouted: "And Li Fan!"
"What's wrong with me. ”
"It's up to you, take a look, famous big names at home and abroad, especially big names in the literary and artistic circles, there are basically few who are not lustful, and when you Li Fan gets mixed up with them later, I can't say how many innocent women you have to do. ”
Li Fan nodded again and again, "Thank you for your compliments to me, it turns out that you have so much confidence in me, I really can't reach the level of Byron Russell." ”
"I ...... I'm right, you men are, especially you, you have this sign now, you know?"
Li Fan quit now, and decided to cry out for men, he said: "What do you mean that we men are all, and you women are not? To give the simplest example, there are more women or more men in the celebrity chasing clans?"
"It was nothing more than idolatry, and there was no actual contact. ”
"If you want to actually get in touch, that's good," Li Fan began to give examples, "Wu Zetian won't tell you, no one knows."
Wu Zetian's youngest daughter, Princess Taiping, was defiled since she was a child, and it is estimated that she has ambitions for men, and after her second marriage, she openly raised male pets, especially those who are 'kung fu' and handsome, and she did not forget to share it with her mother Wu Zetian.
She also likes to win people's love, it turns out that Shangguan Wan'er's lover Cui Xiang was robbed by her, and Cui Xiang also became the prime minister.
Jia Nanfeng, the wife of Emperor Hui of the Western Jin Dynasty, looks ugly, but she is full of romance, filthy Spring Palace, and once reigned at night for Eighteen Lang. Why is she so rampant, because her father is the founding father, and Emperor Hui is weak and incompetent, she intervenes in the government, tyrannical and autocratic, she abolishes the crown prince, and provokes the 'Eight Kings Rebellion'.
Also, the Empress Dowager Hu Chonghua of the Northern Wei Dynasty, she is very talented and has a strong desire for power, but her private life is erosive.
As for the famous Zhao Feiyan, he built a small house in the name of praying to God, and used a small ox cart to pull a cart of beautiful young men, disguised as a palace maid to attack, and let him play with it.
There is also Cixi, according to rumors, not only had an affair with the Minister of Military Aircraft Rong Lu and others, but also, at the age of 67, had a hot fight with the 29-year-old British lover Bacchus, and also wrote the book "The Queen Mother and Me", of course, this is what most people think is Bacchus's nonsense.
There was also a foreign Empress Theodora, who 'fought' day and night with dozens of young talents, and was undefeated, and the young people raised their hands and surrendered. She even likes to show off her wonderful body on stage.
If you want to hear it, I can go on and on for you. ”
Gu Yating retorted: "What you said is one-sided, and it can't represent all women." ”
Li Fan said with a smile: "Then the example you gave is also one-sided! What do I want to illustrate with the example I gave, what I want to say is that lust does not distinguish between men and women, men are lustful, and women are the same.
Why will the formation of the 'men lustful' this inherent view, in fact, and the patriarchal society has a direct relationship, most of the ancient period, women are in the male subordination, desire and human nature are suppressed, not extended, and it has formed a man to spend days and wine geography of course, three wives and four concubines are basically standard, women are not, must be three from four virtues.
In the long run, the appearance of men being lustful and women taking care of the family has naturally formed, but there are almost no men and women in their bones.
When a woman is in power, it is time for her to release her desires, you can take a look, all dynasties, but all women are regents, basically all lustful women, exactly the same as men, because no one restrains them.
In modern society, the great emancipation of the mind, men and women are basically the same, in fact, both men and women, are animals, have animal attributes, don't look at people with colored glasses. ”
Gu Yating said: "You are sophistry, they all say that there are many scumbags in the world, who said that there are many bad women?"
Li Fan sneered: "Then let me ask you, who is the scumbag called? Isn't it all called by your women? Women have a characteristic, maybe because of social pressure, not very honest, as long as you break up with your ex-boyfriend, it's basically the man's fault, and you don't have a mistake, so there are a lot of 'scumbags', don't you know that there are some women who really make men unbearable, such as you." ”
"Get out!" Gu Yating thought for a while, "By the way, I looked at a statistic, the cheating rate of men is much higher than that of women, this is the nature of your men." ”
"It's wrong again, it's a big mistake! To give a simple example, let's assume that the scumbag has a high rate of splitting legs, if 1 man has cheated on 3 women, then 10 men have cheated on 30 women, so in the end, are there more scumbags or more scumbags?
"You ......"
"Suppose that if a man cheats with 3 women, the final result is: these 10 men only have a relationship with 10 women, then the problem comes, and by reverse deduction, every woman also cheats with 3 men, which proves that the probability of cheating has nothing to do with gender.
is still the same sentence, the reason why there is the name of a scumbag is because many female friends are good at covering up their mistakes and are used to pushing the responsibility to men, especially when reviewing their love history, they never mention themselves.
And men also have a shortcoming, they like to show off, and they can't wait to show off in the newspaper, but female friends are not, they like to be low-key and secretly enjoy the type. In fact, in terms of probability, they are all the same, and the appearances are all fake!
If you doubt what happens to me, I can doubt you too!"
Gu Yating was speechless by Li Fan, and suddenly felt that the "scumbag" and "scumbag" were stupid and couldn't tell the difference.
Is it really like Li Fan's analysis? Maybe he has a point, but how does Li Fan know women so well? Hasn't he ever had a girlfriend?
"Hey, Li Fan, why do you have such a thorough grasp of women's psychology?" Gu Yating asked curiously.
Li Fan crossed his legs and said, "This is simple, take a look at "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb". ”
Gu Yating seems to have auditory hallucinations, shouldn't she have read some psychology books, how is it an entertainment blind date show?
Li Fan looked at Gu Yating, who had a question mark, and said: "I'm joking, in fact, the world of women is very easy to understand, first of all, we must respect, when we respect women, we will roughly understand the needs of women, men love cars, women love bags, men love to brag and show off, women also love to show off their wealth, men can't walk when they see beautiful women, women shout 'Oba' when they see Han Xing, men and women are basically the same." ”
"Oh, will you become a flowery radish in the future?"
"Of course not, what is that time? My precious time is not spent on pursuing women. ”
Gu Yating nodded, "Then I'm quite satisfied." ”
"Are you satisfied?"
"Uh...... I mean, I thank you for the female friends of the world!"
Sure enough, the plot that Li Fan expected appeared on TV, but as soon as the bed veil fell, the turbulent scene on the bed was not allowed to be watched.
"Hey, boring! Why is this TV series so cleanly cut?" Li Fan dropped the remote control, disappointed, he glanced at the station logo again, and instantly understood, this is a set of Beijing TV!
"Now give you a make-up lesson?" Gu Yating said with a smile.
"Okay. Turning off the TV, Li Fan flipped out the book.
"Oh yes, Li Fan, I'm very curious, how do you know so many wild history secrets and messed up?"
Li Fan smiled slightly: "You Gu Yating is not far behind, you even know the 'grinding mirror'!"
Gu Yating was embarrassed and just wanted to defend herself, but the voice of a young child sounded in the bedroom.
Jelly had just woken up, she rubbed her sleepy eyes and walked out, and said in a milky voice: "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person?"
Li Fan and Gu Yating looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and said in unison:
"You are!"