Chapter 222: These People Are Overplaying
According to statistics later, when Brother Bolan appeared, the ratings of the program began to rise sharply, until the finale of the Dashuai Competition, the entire rating exceeded 3%, ranking first among the programs at the same time.
This is a society where entertainment is paramount, and the public likes to watch programs with explosive points, and they continue to stare at the screen intently and laugh while scolding "this Shabi program", so even if there is no explosive point, the program team has to create explosive points.
Everyone knows that Brother Bolan's singing level is even far lower than the level of ordinary people humming, but he still breaks through the many auditions to enter the TV station, he has what this stage needs, he can bring ratings, and his ugly appearance without a lower limit can inspire the greatest joy in the audience's heart.
Put it in the online article, this is Shuangwen, life is already very hard, I just want to have fun, is this wrong.
Soon, Brother Bo Lan announced that he had advanced to the game, shocking everyone's jaws, and then Brother Treble came on the field, he walked in a hurry, his thin body contained infinite strength, and his eyes flicked to the seats of the four mentors, and he raised, "I can sing the highest treble in the world." ”
o!!! It's a shock!
Kuaizuihua was the first to react, he was keenly aware that he should set up a flag, "Seriously, brother, will you say your words again?"
Brother Soprano: "I can sing the highest treble in the world!"
Kuaizui Hua was about to speak, but he didn't expect the soprano brother to be one step faster, and he said loudly, "I've been studying music for eleven years...... I want to use my own music to create a musical myth that the world recognizes, and I just want to say that my high note is higher than anyone else in this world. ”
Kuaikouhua had nothing to say, closed his eyes, and spread his hands, "The stage is for you, please start your performance." ”
At this time, the four mentors had already understood the meaning of Wu Liu's program group from the headset, which was to create a comedic effect, and to grasp it twice.
Sure enough, the first sentence of the soprano brother who came to the stage and got the microphone: "Three junglers for three days and three nights~~"
He tried his best to sing his voice with his throat, his voice was hoarse, his muscles were bursting up, he waved his hands, as if he was holding a rolling pin, or the dun master in the lobby, cutting the judges into dead fish with a knife, and whipping the corpse, the handsome man was more than listening to the chrysanthemum in the background, this buddy's singing method belongs to the super wild way, and there is no skill at all.
How do you describe this kind of singing skills, because he has no singing skills at all, it is better to evaluate his unique coin-loading gestures, which often make Brother Gaoyin stand out in the ghost animal area, and his unique coin-loading temperament makes Brother Gaoyin become the pig's foot of the stage at this moment.
If this is a one-plus-one math problem, the answer that Brother Treble gets will definitely not be 2.
He is lonely, and despite his brilliance, no one can understand the music of the soprano brother.
The judges are thinking of a reason to keep this potential singer, this is an Internet wizard comparable to Brother Bolan's popularity for ten years, but they also need to think of a suitable reason to fool the audience, such as defining the high-pitched singing method of Brother Treble who can't sing high notes as a new way of interpreting the treble in the industry, which is not without precedent, the classic improvisational rap "noodles and bowls" of the Canadian Cannon King, as well as the long-lost misplaced rap of Huang Ertao (that is, every word is not on the rhythm point), have been interpreted as famous innovations in the industry.
Despite this, innovation will be hostile to the world, and the newborn things will always be suppressed by others, and people need to protect them.
So who should carry this pot?
Outside the swivel chair, the eyes of the three instructors pointed to the leather pants.
Big brother Liu Huan has already set an example, he will be pointed out by 10,000 people after today's show, and now it is the turn of the mainland male singer Half of the country, leather pants.
Leather pants licked his lips bitterly, he already understood that he was the chosen one, a penny for a pot.
Wu Liu's millions of dollars to leather pants Wang are enough for him to go to Aomen for a few days, well done, and there are bonuses. Wang's leather pants gambling skills are exquisite, and the future of the international chapter is in Aomen.
At that time, International Zhang's parents lost hundreds of thousands of gambling money, and Wang came to the stage to help without saying a word, and he was stunned to win back.
He's gambling right now, and the chips are his reputation.
At this time, the soprano brother was about to finish singing his own natural sound, and he was about to be eliminated, and at the last moment, the leather pants pressed the button of the swivel chair.
The audience was silent for a few seconds, and then cheered under the leadership of the mass actor arranged by Wu Liu.
Wang Leather Pants made a sad face, sniffed, and saw the introduction given by the program team about the contestant's family situation, which was a bit bad, which seemed to be an entry point that could reduce infamy. Transcendence, transcendence, isn't this able to arouse the sympathy of society?
He had an idea and said, "What is your dream?"
Brother Gao Yin burst into tears when he heard this.
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"The next player we are going to play is the last contestant, from Shuangqing, who has been studying music for three years on his own, and studied under the famous musician Short Big Tight ......"
Kuaizui Hua bent his waist and invited Lin Ping to come to the stage in a posture that was obviously different from other people.
He had a very unpleasant quarrel with Z Blue Satellite TV, and it was rumored that Dashuai had other variety show resources, and he also wanted to improve.
The four mentors couldn't hear the introductions, and the content of the VCR belonged to the post-editing, but they had already understood who this person was from the cries of the audience.
Spicy man!
The handsome smiled shyly, took a deep breath, and before he could say a word, the entire gymnasium had already entered the party state, and when the accompaniment of "Confession Balloon" sounded, it brought this moment back to the summer of last year.
"The Voice" is obviously different from his stage design, the lights in the gymnasium suddenly become less dazzling, the orchestra invited by the heavy money enters its best performance level, and the two rows of top unknown singers who do harmonies have compacted their voices, trying their best to set off the golden plostom of the golden father.
The amateur players who haven't left below want to scold people when they see it, Lin Pingzhi is completely a kryptonite player, his skills are sparse but he has a dragon slaying knife, and no one can compare with his configuration.
Da Shuaibi chose a saliva song, which was not technically difficult, but the four mentors pretended, scratched their ears and cheeks, and looked forward to it, just like Da Shuaibi chose a dolphin song "Opera 2", which is about to show the crushing technique here.
Wang leather pants covered his heart in order to grab the camera, and looked like he was drowning with difficulty breathing. Liu Huan next to him secretly praised the cow coin, and then closed his eyes and listened, like a Buddha; Fei Lun was not as superb as the acting skills of the two mentors, he looked back at Zhang Huimei and wanted to enter the state of playing with the other party, but the other party seemed to faint.
Da Shuaibi spoke, "Stuff ......"
"Puff~Puff~Puff~Puff~" Four loud farts overshadowed one by one, and the four mentors almost turned around in unison, their faces were red and their ears rose, and then they each showed their best acting skills, staring at the big handsome man on the stage and almost speechless, Zhang Huimei opened her mouth wide, and was stunned for a while before standing up and shouting: "Ah?!It turned out to be him!"
The handsome man on the stage looked a little embarrassed, these people acted too much.