The days are like flowing water, and there are still a few days to go before the eleventh long holiday.

The weather in the north has turned colder, especially in the morning and evening. However, for the students in the south, there are some people who have a trace of excitement.

It was just dawn on this day, and Li Fan had already appeared downstairs in the men's bedroom neatly dressed.

"Hey, Li Fan, isn't it going to snow after eleven?"

"Haven't you seen the snow?"

"Nope!"

"Not once?"

Peng Hui nodded pitifully, "Hmm, isn't it beautiful when it snows, very, very hazy and dreamy?"

Li Fan thought for a while: "It's okay! ”

"Isn't it going to be cold?"

"It's not cold when it's snowing. You are in a hurry, I will call you when it snows. ”

Peng Hui twitched her lips, "When it snows, I use you to call?"

Li Fan grinned, turned around, and asked, "There's no problem, right?"

At first glance, Li Fan changed his usual daily clothes, wrapped himself in a well-tailored suit, tied a bow tie around his neck, folded pocket towels in his chest pockets, and a pair of calfskin leather shoes under his feet, which were covered with golden autumn sunshine.

His hairstyle had just been done in the barbershop, and the hairspray was so old and young that he felt panicked when he touched it.

After careful "pruning", Li Fan's whole body has straight lines and sharp edges and corners, which is more clean and neat than before. He turned around in high spirits, his blurred electric eyes flowing, and he asked, "How is it, is it stylish?"

Peng Hui snapped her fingers, "Perfect!"

Li Fan smiled, opened the car door and said, "Let's go!"

"Wait a minute, let's drive you?"

"What do you mean?"

"Zhang Lei is getting married, do you have to give some face to the parents? It is estimated that you have to pick up your relatives, let's drive Yating's car. ”

Li Fan nodded: "It makes sense, but she is not at Beijing University today, I will ask where she put the car keys." ”

This day was Zhang Lei's wedding day, Gu Yating could have attended, but there was an activity of the Communist Youth League to participate, so she was really helpless.

Peng Hui went to the women's bedroom to take down Gu Yating's car keys, the two of them drove, picked up Zhang Mengmeng halfway, and then went straight to Zhang Lei's home.

Zhang Lei's house is located in a very good location, in the city center, but the area is very small, only one bedroom and one living room, and when he bought a house last year, he smashed 1.26 million yuan for the down payment alone.

When the two of them first arrived in the community, they had not yet gone upstairs, but they saw that the downstairs was already full of guests, no way, the space at home was too small, and there were not a few people to fit, everyone was dressed neatly, and they were all beaming.

After parking the car, Li Fan and Peng Hui just got out of the car, and they received everyone's eager eyes, Li Fan waved to everyone, and said with a smile: "Everyone didn't go up?"

"No, there's no room upstairs. ”

"We're all downstairs waiting to pick up the bride!"

……

Li Fan nodded, he has to go up, who made him the best man?

When a few people took the elevator and came to the door of Zhang Lei's house, they saw that his door was wide open, the door was full of people, and there were pieces of laughter inside and outside.

"Brother Lei!"

"Brother Lei is good!"

Several people squeezed through the crowd and met Zhang Lei with a smile.

Zhang Lei lost some weight, and he lost weight when he was 30 and should have been fat, could it be that the consumption of his wife in old age was too great?

All the processes are going on step by step, people get married, basically the bride and groom obey the command, people attend, and someone will naturally help with other things.

And Li Fan, as the best man, also obeys the command, and by the way, accumulates experience for himself in the future, and then observes the bridesmaids from time to time, although the bridesmaids look a little debatable, but they are better than a tall and straight, one meter tall and eight, and Li Fan dangles up and down, fortunately she wears flat shoes, otherwise she is taller than Li Fan.

After inquiring carefully, I found out that they are supermodels!

Originally, the bridesmaid was not hers, but Zhang Lei felt that she had to find a bridesmaid to be more or less worthy of the best man! After all, our best man was a celebrity who moved the whole country, so he caught an international supermodel from the woman's relatives and friends.

In fact, the best man was not Li Fan, and Zhang Lei was not stupid, if Li Fan was the best man, his groom would be gloomy, but his mother's relatives recognized Li Fan. Zhang Lei thought about it, Li Fan was his best man, and he had bragging material again.

The cameraman is in place, and the whole recording of the newlyweds begins, wrapping the belt, and saying congratulatory messages...... Everything went well, but there was a little bit of an accident.

Just when everyone was about to leave, Zhang Lei's father's mobile phone suddenly rang, Zhang's father frowned, walked out of the room, came to the living room, and said, "People are okay, right? ”

Zhang Mengmeng asked suspiciously: "Uncle, what's wrong?"

"Hey, the head car hit!"

"Is it serious?

"It's okay, I'll ask their wedding company to give us a first car. ”

At this time, Li Fan poked his head out of the bedroom and looked at the living room suspiciously, how delicate Li Fan's mind was, when he just glanced at it, he felt that Zhang's father's expression was a little wrong.

He walked over and asked Zhang Mengmeng, "What's wrong?"

"The wedding car driven by my uncle and friend bumped into someone else at the gate of the community, and my uncle was about to give them a wedding car. ”

"Oh," Li Fan nodded, and said to Zhang's father at the door, "Uncle, aren't today's convoys all the cars of relatives and friends?"

"That's right. ”

"Then don't rent it yet, I'll see if I can borrow one. ”

Li Fan said, picked up his mobile phone and opened a WeChat group, typed a few words and sent it out: emergency, I want to borrow a car as the wedding car, the location is Beijing, 100,000 urgent.

Drip!

The sending was successful.

Then they changed several groups and sent them out in turn.

After listening to the sound of WeChat, Li Fan clicked on it in turn, and the relatives and friends who were watching were dumbfounded.

[Xiaofan, Maybach is not, if it is successful, you will drive away. 】

[I have a Ferrari F12berlinetta and Bentley Elegance here, but I'm not in the capital, if you need to drive it at my house.] 】

[Who got married? Ferrari 599GTB will not be?]

……

The onlookers and relatives and friends pinched their teeth, which is borrowing a car, this is too much like a game like grabbing a parking space in the QQ game.

Li Fan raised his head and asked, "Uncle, what is the standard for our first car?" As soon as Li Fan's words fell, he clicked on Wang Mu's voice again.

Wang Mu estimated that he was still filming in the morning, and he could obviously hear the director's voice on the set: "Xiaofan, I have a Bugatti Veyron, you can drive it." ”

After Father Zhang heard the voice in WeChat, he panicked for a moment, "Xiaofan, don't, don't, don't use this kind of top-notch." ”

Peng Hui said: "Doesn't Yating and her aunt have a Rolls-Royce?"

Father Zhang hurriedly said: "It's too luxurious, it's too luxurious, don't." ”

Li Fan was puzzled, if you want to say that the wedding car is a Bugatti Veyron, it is indeed too luxurious, although it is also quite luxurious to change to a Rolls-Royce, but with Zhang Lei's well-off family, this pomp is reasonable.

Zhang Lei's parents have an annual income of two or three hundred thousand, and they are living quite nourishingly in the provincial capital city at the end of the second tier in Chuncheng, and their son is married once in his life, and it is reasonable to get a Rolls-Royce in the first car.

Actually, everyone didn't think about it from Zhang's father's point of view, this friend's car had just been in an accident, and he still had lingering palpitations, and this was his son's friend begging for help, not the child's own car right now, which was another layer of consideration.

Zhang's father hurriedly said: "Xiaofan, a sports car of more than 1 million yuan will be done, don't open too much gap with other cars in the team." ”

Li Fan nodded, and asked again in the group: "We want a sports car between 100 and 2 million, who has it?"

In an instant, > was cold.

Li Fan smiled dumbly, "This ......"

Everyone is so jealous that they grit their teeth, and the money of these celebrities is also easy to earn, right? This year's income is often hundreds of millions of dollars, so it is given to the losers?

Li Fan said again: "Uncle, why don't you choose one from my friend's car, the wedding car, it's okay to be extravagant." ”

Zhang Mengmeng also said: "Yes, uncle, my son of the second grandfather in the countryside got married, and the first car was a Ferrari, nothing." ”

"No, no, no, I'd better rent a car, I'll be at ease!" said Zhang's father fearfully.

Li Fan thought for a moment and asked, "Uncle, is the Porsche 911 successful?"

Father Zhang nodded: "Well, this is just right, originally our first car was a Porsche 911!"

"Then you wait, I'll ask you. ”

Li Fan took out his mobile phone and hung up a phone call to Jia Yun, Jia Yun has a Porsche 911 at home, Gu Yating still drove him around in this car, and at that time he was satisfied with his mood of riding a luxury car, and now, this car is no longer a luxury car in his concept.

The phone beeped for a long time before it was connected, and a hazy voice with a weak breath came from there, and she dragged a long voice and said, "...... Well...... Yikes. ”

"Sister Yun, are you at home in that Porsche 911? Lend me for a day, Zhang Lei's wedding will use the first car. ”

"Oh...... Oh, he's married?"

"Well, I'm working at his house, the convoy is about to leave, and there's something wrong with the first car-"

Jia Yun interrupted: "Okay, I'll come right away, I'll be there in half an hour!"

Settle.

In the bedroom, Zhang Lei is basically in a state of being manipulated arbitrarily, happy and flawless, and after taking a photo with this and that, the necessary procedures do not stop for a moment, and he is busy.

Half an hour later, everyone gathered around the groom and went downstairs to grab the bride!

When he walked out of the staircase, Zhang Lei was shocked, but he saw that the driver of the head car was a gentle and beautiful woman, and he was very familiar with it.

The reason why I say this is because when I first participated in the idiom conference, we had a few walks, and he invited Jia Yun when he bought a building here, but the class is different, and the status level is very different, one is a famous host and the other is an ordinary gold collar, basically can not become real friends.

The circles are completely different, and there is no consciousness of walking around each other, so they will naturally quickly become passers-by, and they will not be able to invite people when they get married.

"Sister Yun is good!" Zhang Lei said with a little embarrassment.

"Zhang Lei, congratulations, groom, please get in the car!"

In fact, Jia Yun wanted to leave the car and leave, but she was surrounded by enthusiastic relatives, and she couldn't get out for a while, so she could only make a mistake.

Kissing, snatching the bride, everything is an established procedure, in most areas of the Northeast, marriage is a set of procedures, come to the bride's house, there will be several checkpoints, a piece of five red envelopes to prepare a ten or twenty, smash open the door and start looking for the bride's high heels, and so on. 99 out of 100 weddings have one mold.

After picking up the bride, the mighty motorcade came to the Grand Hyatt Hotel, and after everyone was seated, the wedding ceremony was about to be held.

When Li Fan was busy with the groom's official work, Jia Yun pulled him aside and whispered, "How much is your gift?"

"9999. ”

"Oh, help me pad, I didn't have any cash, I've got to go first. ”

"I'll leave after eating, at least after watching the wedding ceremony." ”

Jia Yun said: "I still have something to do, let's go!"

Jia Yun turned around and left, sat in the car and drove while crying, all of them got married, when did he become a leader in his 30s! The more I thought about it, the more sad I became, the more I thought about it, the more I was aggrieved, the more I thought about it, the more scared I became, I was getting older and older, and it was hard to have children!

She drove away, Li Fan was also worried, she didn't bring so much cash, and now she couldn't get out, so she instructed Peng Hui to go downstairs to get the money.

The wedding ceremony was completed in the host's various sensational dramas, and the bouquet of flowers successfully fell into the hands of the bridesmaids, who made her tall and long-armed?

And Zhang Lei, who had just taken the oath of the mountain league and the sea, hid beside Li Fan and shed tears, Li Fan teased: "Your happiness is coming, look at you crying like a grandson!"

", do you know how I feel when I call my daughter-in-law's parents Mom and Dad, especially when my own mom and dad are sitting next to me?"

Li Fan glanced at him, "It's really a lot, it's good if I didn't let you kneel and kowtow, call, if the old man is good, let's be filial, if it's not good, we will stay away." ”

"You don't understand this kind of inexplicable mood, it's complicated, and you'll know it when you get married in the future. ”

"Gentleman, toast here!" shouted from inside the hotel.

Zhang Lei immediately grinned, "Come on!"

Looking at Zhang Lei's busy back in the crowd, Li Fan felt a lot of emotion in his heart, this day passed too fast, suddenly, two years have passed, a doctor of Beijing University who used to stand on the stage and was domineering, has entered the marriage hall in a blink of an eye, and the hair that was once full of high hair has almost withered.

The world is urging people to grow old!

The task of the first best man in his life was completed, and after Li Fan returned to Beijing University, he booked the ticket for the 11th Golden Week as soon as possible, and the tickets to Chuncheng City and Gongsu Province were booked online, and after buying some gifts for his family, this was the end of the day.

The next day, Li Fan went to the third class to take a lesson from Professor Sun, which was "A Brief History of the Development of Chinese Characters" by archaeologist and literary historian Sun Kong.

Before the teacher arrived, the students gathered together and chatted.

Today, Li Fan's bedroom is a group of classmates, and these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods in his bedroom, hey.

Ma Qiang said: "If you want to say that in the history of the development of Chinese characters, I think the most expressive is the vocabulary related to the body, such as the diao character of diao silk, with a 'corpse' on the top and a 'hanging' on the bottom.

Li Fan said: "Most of the time, the ancients did not use this character, and more often used the word 'bird' instead, but 'bird' was pronounced as diǎo in ancient Chinese. ”

"Not necessarily, Ma Zhiyuan's "Recommended Blessing Tablet" wrote: Silly diao let go, I'll rush to the public!"

(In order not to affect the freshness and naturalness of the whole book, the content of the conversation is omitted, involving many Chinese characters, after dismantling, such as: into the flesh, corpse and other words, please make up your own brain.) ）

The girls in the classroom pouted, these stinky hooligans! Why is Beijing University such a good thing, a century-old famous school!

The girls ignored the most important sentence: since ancient times, celebrities and gentlemen have been merry!

Li Fan is still relatively restrained, if he is in the dormitory, then he may be the most romantic, but outside, he can't talk nonsense, in case it becomes news.

Li Fan said: "I'll make a word to see if you recognize it." ”

Whew, Li Fan wrote down the word "嬲".

Everyone was stunned, and most people didn't know, because this word had been eliminated and eliminated in the modern Chinese dictionary.

Li Fan said with a smile: "This word is pronounced 'niǎo', the main meaning is entanglement, teasing, etc., let's understand this artistic conception, two men and one woman, make up for it." Come on, chick, you scream, no one will come to save you if you cut your throat!"

The crowd laughed.

Li Fan raised his pen and wrote down another word: 嫐.

This character is pronounced nǎo, in the Kangxi Dictionary: 娆, 嫐也. It has more of a layer of coquettishness, weakness, and enchantment than Kami. ”

Lifting the pen again, Li Fan wrote: Biáng! (This character can't be typed!)