Listening to Li Yu shouting tired, Chen Jian answered: "If you are tired, you can become famous, we will graduate next year, we are really going to become famous, you don't even need to find a job, you can get money when you sing." ”

Li Yu said: "Everything is not as simple as you think. ”

Ai Feng said: "If you are tired, you can be tired, it is an opportunity." Besides, record all your songs, and when you are old, you can play them out and listen to them, and you will feel a lot. ”

Tong Chao said: "I have been working on an autobiography recently, and when I retire, I will write it and publish it at my own expense, and then tell my children to burn the book with me." ”

Yang Hao asked Tong Chao: "Is it necessary to publish books at your own expense? Do you know how much it costs to publish books at your own expense?"

Tong Chao said: "What's the matter, you mean to print a copy and burn it down?"

Yang Hao said: "You just burn a USB flash drive." ”

Tong Chao said: "That's not dignified"

Chen Jian said: "That is, you throw a USB flash drive into it, and those who know Lu Dao know that Lu Dao is a book written by you, and those who don't know Lu Dao still think that there is **** in it!"

Yang Hao said: "Then it is better to burn the book "Golden Vase Plum" directly, if you feel embarrassed, you can tear the cover and burn it again." ”

Tong Chao said: "...... You're all bad people. ”

Ai Feng couldn't look at it, and said, "The eighth idea is very good, how can such a good thing make you talk so unserious?"

Li Yu said: "It's just that, one by one, quite an adult, not mature at all." ”

Yang Hao asked: "The so-called maturity, do you know how to vote for others?"

Li Yu said: "That's called sophistication. Maturity is like me, being able to see the immaturity of others. ”

Yang Hao sighed and said, "It's over, I haven't seen immature ......"

This night, Bian Xuedao never participated in the topic, and he suddenly felt very tired.

Reborn overnight, more than three years.

I made some money, met more people, and no longer had the pressure of my previous life financially, but I didn't become more satisfied and happier mentally.

got out of Wen Congqian's studio, no longer took gray money, and learned that there was one less hidden worry.

I thought that I could sleep soundly with clean money, but as the club got bigger and bigger, although it was too peaceful at the moment, Bian Xuedao's worries were increasing day by day.

Shangdong Club is so popular, after being found out, someone will inevitably come to pick peaches, it's just a matter of time or time.

How can I protect my property?

And then there's the love life.

Xu Shangxiu, who is close to the end of the world, Shan Rao, who is far away in Beijing, and Dong Xue, who has not been in touch for a long time......

After thinking about it, Bian Xuedao felt that after the winter, it was time to start decorating the house of the "forest side family".

left the Red Mansion to Shen Fu's mother and daughter, and moved out of the house by himself.

When he thought of Shen Fu while learning the Tao, Shen Fu was also thinking about learning the Tao while he was learning.

When he got home in the evening, he found that Bian Xuedao was not there, and Shen Fu took the opportunity to wash underwear in the bathroom.

When she washed and wanted to hang her clothes in the old place behind the shower curtain, she found that there were a few vests and **** hanging there.

Shen Fu was speechless for a moment.

What's so good about this place?

I haven't seen Bian Xuedao dry clothes here before, and there is an independent balcony in the study, so why do you grab such a place where you can't see the sun?

Shen Fu was angry, so he wanted to take down the drying rack of Bian Xuedao and hang it on the balcony of the study.

When I didn't want to wash my clothes, I splashed water on the ground, and I didn't stand still, so I knocked the whole drying rack of Bian Xuedao into the bucket of water storage in the bathroom.

Shen Fu was dumbfounded.

The water had been stored for more than a week, and the clothes fell into it and had to be rewashed.

Bian Xuedao is his benefactor, so he just re-hung it, which is a bit unkind.

There was no way, Shen Fu put on gloves, pinched his nose, and washed Bian Xuedao's vest **** again.

After washing, Shen Fu was depressed again.

She couldn't remember the order in which Bian Xuedao had dried the clothes just now.

Shen Fu thought to himself: Bian Xuedao is a big boy, he shouldn't be able to remember the order himself!

The next day, I went home from Xuedao and went to the bathroom to get my clothes, and found that the vest that had been drying for three days was still wet.

Because of Shen Fu's **** incident last time, Bian Xuedao fell into the root of the disease and began to pay attention to the location of drying clothes.

After taking a closer look, Bian Xuedao seemed to have been struck by lightning: the location has changed, the **** is wet, this is ...... Shen Fu's revenge?

……

Bian Xuedao likes the professor of "Public Economics" very much.

The professor was a small old man, very short, only 1.6 meters long, thin, with unkempt hair, and wore a large-framed glasses during class, which almost blocked half of his face.

The professor has a very good personality, and rarely looks under the podium during class, and he starts class when he enters the door, and he leaves with a book at some point.

During this period, the roll call was taken once, but the professor only stared at the list and still did not look down.

Ai Feng had a little ventriloquism, and one person shouted for the three people in the bedroom, and there was no danger.

In fact, no matter how the voice changes, the position of the voice is also fixed, Ai Feng said that the old man didn't want to be more serious.

Many classmates think that this old man is a good person.

One day in class, the professor talked about the credibility of the public sector from public sector economics, and then talked about the problem of businesses on television that like to ask foreigners to endorse advertisements.

The professor said: Some advertisements invite foreign celebrities, and some advertisements simply find a random foreigner. As long as it is a white-skinned golden retriever, holding the product and smiling and stretching out his thumb, it immediately seems that the product is credible and high-grade, and some Chinese people just eat this set. On the surface, inviting foreigners to endorse is renting foreign faces, but in fact, renting the credibility of foreign countries in their bones, because they are stricter about product quality......

The professor was in the middle of his speech, and a boy's mobile phone rang in the second class of the International Trade Center.

The boy looked at the number and refused to answer.

After a while, the phone rang again.

The students in the classroom looked sideways.

The boy refused to answer.

After a while, the phone rang again......

The first time, the professor did not respond and continued to lecture.

The second time, the professor glanced in his direction and continued the lecture.

The third time it rang again, and the professor spoke: "Give me a reason why you don't respect me." ”

Maybe the professor usually manages too loosely and doesn't establish enough prestige, and the boy said very stiffly: "I didn't disrespect you, my mobile phone vibration function was broken." ”

The professor's voice rose twice: "The phone is broken, and your brain is broken?"

The boy said, "I don't like the way you lecture. ”

The professor said, "Does it matter if you like it or not? Can you understand what I'm saying?"

The boy didn't know whether he had just fallen in love and lowered his IQ, or if he had just fallen out of love and was angry, and said, "Please respect me." ”

The professor asked, "What do you have that deserves my respect?"

Without waiting for the boy to speak, the professor continued: "Do you know that Beijing is a few miles away from the Kunlun Mountains, and how many zhang does the weak water go to the Yellow River? In addition to whipping and exploding, what is the use of a compass other than feng shui? Is cotton red or white? Does millet grow on trees or grass? What is the situation on Sangjian Pu, and what is the attitude towards free love? You suddenly feel a little ashamed in the middle of the night, but you actually regret it a little in the morning? Can you pick a four-pound burden? Can you run three miles of road?"

Everyone didn't expect that the professor, who usually speaks slowly and softly, will train people like a cannon, crisp and loud.