June 6, * City Railway Station.

At around five o'clock in the morning, a tall and thin man wearing black sunglasses and a black training uniform walked into the waiting room. The man strode forward with a travel bag in his hand, seemingly aimless, but in fact searching out of the corner of his eye. Soon, two familiar faces flashed in the corners of his eyes, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he slowed down.

At the entrance of the sixteenth station, two men, one fat and one thin, looked into the aisle from time to time.

The fat man muttered, "It's half past five in the morning, it's time to check the ticket, and the fuck won't come." Pretend to be positive all day long, just this work attitude?"

"It's going to be soon, he's a punctual guy, it's never too late. The thin man advised, "Didn't we just come too?"

The fat man snorted: "When he guards a fart, he should be early." Who is he? Can he compare to us? He is the head of the research team, he is an activist, he is a person who writes a report and can be published in an internal journal. It's not like me, I know how to nest in the house and copy things. ”

"You know how to be careful, and pick bones in eggs. The thin man said, "He's still a good person, he has been the doorkeeper for the past few months, cleaning the house cleanly, and he can call us in time if there are any special circumstances." ”

"All he can do for us is the trivial things, and what else can he do? And expect him to make you soar? Don't be fooled by this appearance, don't forget to sneak* into the internal magazine. The fat man took a breath and said with doubts, "Lao Pei, I found that since he came, you have been defending him everywhere, and you are about to become his horse boy." Do you still have a position? Do you know who is far away and who is close?"

"Lao Cao, don't wronged people, when did I forget you?" Speaking of this, the thin man's face was full of smiles, "You love to play and love to see other kinds of beauties, didn't I inform you? And the most important thing, I didn't delay at all, and called you as soon as possible." ”

The fat man also smiled: "Others are secondary, as long as there are beautiful women." By the way, do you think he fooled us? You said that thing yesterday, how could I have seen it?"

The thin man said, "Don't be suspicious, I have already gone home yesterday and found it." Actually, that thing has been there for a long time, but we don't think it has anything to do with us, so we don't pay attention to it at all. ”

A voice sounded on the loudspeaker at the right time: "Ladies and gentlemen, the ...... will leave for Dingye City at 6 o'clock."

"Damn, it's all checked, he won't come yet, if he ......" halfway through the words, the fat man suddenly said, "It's coming." ”

Following the direction of the fat man's eyes, the thin man saw that a big man in black was turning down the aisle.

The fat man snorted again: "What kind of big clove of garlic are you pretending? It's still fucking imitating martial arts stars, thin like hemp sticks, isn't it disgusting?"

"Don't say it, it's time to hear it. After whispering instructions, the thin man greeted the big man and said with a smile, "Lao Chu, are you here?" ”

The big man was Chu Tianqi, Chu Tianqi smiled: "Actually, I came a long time ago, and I went to the store to choose some food, and kept it for us to eat on the road." Lao Pei, you are here early?" His words were half-true, and it was true that he went to the store to choose something, but he didn't come early.

The fat man continued: "I don't eat junk food." ”

Chu Tianqi seemed to have just discovered the other party: "Ah, isn't this Mr. Cao Yukun?"

The thin and fat duo are also Chu Tianqi's colleagues, Pei Xiaojun and Cao Yukun.

"What kind of big-tailed wolf do you think you are 007 when you wear black?" Cao Yukun was very disdainful, "Schwarzenegger is full of muscle bumps, not skinny." ”

Chu Tianqi smiled: "Yes, Schwarzenegger's body shape is very good, and he doesn't have a big belly at all." ”

"Who are you talking about?" Cao Yukun pointed at the other party, "Believe it or not......

Chu Tianqi interrupted the other party: "Believe." Who are you? You are Cao Gongzi. Then the subject changed, "Where are you going, going with us?"

"Count you as acquaintances. Old...... Go on a tour. Cao Yukun finally didn't say the word "son" in the middle. His use of the word "tourism" is quite appropriate, and it should also be the true idea in his heart, just with the big trousers, the director's vest, the wide-brimmed bullhat, and the tourist shoes, which is the standard attire of tourism.

"Alright, alright, don't say it, everyone is watching? It's our turn to check the tickets right away. Pei Xiaojun hurriedly played the round, "Lao Chu, did you get the ticket? ”

Chu Tianqi replied: "I also just took it. ”

The three of them stopped talking and waited for the ticket check, but Cao Yukun exhaled from time to time, and his chest fell together, obviously angry.

After a short time, the three people finished checking their tickets and entered the passage with the flow of people.

After exiting the passage, I ran to the platform, where the train had stopped.

Pei and Cao obviously haven't done a train, at least not like they've done it alone, and they don't even know how to find the corresponding carriage. After a long time, he saw Chu Tianqi waiting at the sixth carriage before returning again.

The three of them checked their tickets and got on the bus to find the corresponding seats. This time, Pei and Cao learned their spirits, and they did not walk in front, but followed closely behind Chu Tianqi.

found the corresponding position, put away the bags they were carrying, and the three of them sat down.

As soon as he sat down, Cao Yukun raised an objection: "Lao Pei, change places." ”

"What's wrong, don't you usually like to be in the middle?" Pei Xiaojun asked knowingly.

"It's a panic. As he spoke, Cao Yukun had already stood up and pulled Pei Xiaojun with his hand.

Pei Xiaojun chuckled, did not speak, and moved to the middle position, while Cao Yukun sat on the side of the aisle.

Chu Tianqi, who was sitting in the innermost, smiled and said nothing. Xindao: You kid wants to stay away from me now, when you will be in trouble for a while.

At six o'clock sharp, the train started on time.

After a while, Cao Yukun muttered again: "It's really messy, it's really troublesome, and people don't stop." * it's not comfortable at all. ”

Regarding Cao Yukun's complaining now, Chu Tianqi had a premonition. Cao Yukun is very fat, takes up more space, sits between himself and Pei Xiaojun, although it is a little crowded, but he can sit firmly, once he gets to the side seat, there will be a small number of butts who can't sit down, so he has to support the ground with one leg as much as possible. And he deliberately made it bad, and deliberately occupied a larger place, and the part where Cao Yukun could sit was smaller. Not only that, but whenever a pedestrian passes by, Cao Yukun also has to retract his fat legs, otherwise he will be hit.

"Why don't we change it again?" Pei Xiaojun suggested.

Cao Yukun said angrily: "Don't change." ”

Pei Xiaojun turned his head to Chu Tianqi: "Old Chu, why didn't you buy a sleeper at that time?"

Chu Tianqi said "oh": "When I bought the ticket, the sleeper was long gone." "Actually, Chu Tianqi lied, he deliberately bought the ticket, deliberately wanted these two sons to experience it, he felt that it was humane enough not to buy a hard seat.

"What's the matter with you, don't you have long eyes?" Cao Yukun argued.

Chu Tianqi turned his head to see that a thin black man was passing by the aisle, and it seemed that he had touched Cao Yukun's fat legs.

The thin black man was dressed very plainly, and hurriedly said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

"It's okay, it's okay. Pei Xiaojun played a round field, "You go." ”

The thin black man walked away.

"Why is it okay? damn it, I ......" Cao Yukun didn't give up and shouted.

"Okay, okay, it's over? Pei Xiaojun persuaded him.

Chu Tianqi said softly: "Pay attention to the quality, everyone else is watching." ”

Cao Yukun looked around and saw that many people were looking here.

At this moment, a little boy in the three-seater opposite spoke: "Mom, that uncle swears, not a good boy." ”

The mother next to her hurriedly stopped the boy: "My son is not allowed to talk nonsense." Then he hurriedly smiled at the fat man opposite, "I'm sorry, the kid is talking nonsense." ”

Cao Yukun's mouth smacked twice, but he still didn't say anything unpleasant, and there was a trace of embarrassment on his face.

"Tong Yan is unscrupulous. A voice rang out at the right time.

Cao Yukun suddenly found the object of anger: "Lao Chu, what are you talking about?" Say it again. ”

"Pay attention to quality. After taunting again, Chu Tianqi whispered to himself, "Today is good, I'm so lucky, it's all auspicious." I set off at 6 o'clock on June 6, and the No. 6 carriage I sat in was still the No. 6 seat, and I made up five sixes at once. By the way, the sixteenth entrance of the pit stop, there is also a six, a total of six six, what a sixty-six shun!"

"Da Shun ......" muttered halfway, Cao Yukun still swallowed the indecent word, he was worried about being commented on by the boy opposite.

Chu Tianqi spoke again: "The window position is good, not to mention the comfortable sitting, you can also see the beautiful scenery outside, and you can travel in the car, it's good, it's good." ”

Listening to the stupid big guy who got cheap and sold well, Cao Yukun's cheeks bulged angrily, and he scolded secretly: It's really a villain, he wears boots and raises his feet high, and he has to fart.

Knowing that someone was popular enough, Chu Tianqi just kept muttering, saying that the seat was good, saying that the scenery was great, and constantly "tsk" and "tsk". Although he tried not to disturb the people around him, it was enough to ensure that the fat man would be heard.

"Ah, scalded. Cao Yukun suddenly shouted.

Chu Tianqi hurriedly stopped his mouth and turned his head to look.

There was a woman standing in the aisle, and the woman was holding a water cup in her hand, and it was estimated that the water in the cup had spilled on Cao Yukun's legs.

The woman bowed: "I'm sorry." ”

"I'm sorry, don't you have long eyes?" Cao Yukun pointed at the other party.

"Who are you scolding?" the woman straightened up, her voice cold.

Cao Yukun glared: "Scold you." What's going on?"

"Keep your mouth clean and take your dog scratch. The woman reached out and patted the fat hand.

Cao Yukun subconsciously withdrew his hand, but still pointed at the other party: "Stinky girls, poor and sour, hillbilly, believe it or not, Lao Tzu......"

"What kind of uncle, don't take the train if you have the ability? You see that the old lady is poor, and the old lady still sees that you stink, it stinks. The woman held the cup in one hand and crossed her waist with the other, "You scolded the old lady hillbilly? Go back and ask your father, your father, push up the three generations, see where your family is, maybe it's not as good as the old lady." ”

"Stinky, you ......," Cao Yukun said, raising his right hand.

"Alright, is it over?" a large hand reached out and grabbed the fat arm.

Cao Yukun turned his head and said angrily: "The surname is Chu, what are you doing?"

Chu Tianqi ignored the other party, but said to the woman: "Eldest sister, I'm sorry, don't be like him, he has a problem here." He pointed to his head.

The woman glanced at the fat head, and immediately smiled, muttered to herself, "It's a pretty thing", turned and walked away.

"Who has a problem with their brain?" Cao Yukun glared at Chu Tianqi.

Chu Tianqi let go of the other party's arm and turned his head out of the window, ignoring it at all.