052 The comic comparison of the same kind of basic feelings to find fault
The fat man's mouth was bulging, and he slurred his words, "What's wrong?"
The visitor was a young man in his twenties, with a cute baby face, wearing a simple sportswear, the zipper of the clothes was unzipped, revealing the T-shirt inside, and he carried a Tang knife on his back, and the scabbard strap was on his chest, which looked so interesting.
Looking at the handle of the Tang knife that emerged from the baby's shoulder, the fat man couldn't help but think of Tang Le (Le), is it popular to play Tang knife now?
Whether it was voluntary or instigated, Babyface was obviously here to fight the outpost, since the fat man dared to take out so much fresh food in the open, it would definitely not be a simple role, Babyface became the first person to eat crabs, and everyone else stood on their own territory and watched.
The babyface smiled and sniffed, "It's so fragrant, bring me some~!"
This is just a temptation, he can judge the other party's character and confidence according to the fat man's reaction, of course, the strong are basically a little weird tempered, the baby face didn't expect the other party to accept his kind temptation, but unexpectedly, the fat man nodded very good-naturedly, the speed of eating the hamburger was not slow at all, and the speech was still slurred, "Yes, but you have to exchange the crystal nucleus." ”
Babyface was stunned, "How many crystal nuclei?"
"It depends on what you want, and the price varies depending on the thing. The fat man said, and the babyface suddenly became interested, "Then what do you have?"
The fat man paused, to be honest, he hadn't eaten all the things he hadn't eaten, where could he say clearly, so the fat man slowly ate the whole burger, pulled over the plate with sausage quiches, and said, "It's hard to say, you can mention what you want, do you have to say it." ”
"Good. I want food, rice, white flour, or whatever. Babyface said dryly.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, every time he took out the finished product, he hadn't seen much of the raw materials, the fat man couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, Brother Yong said in a timely manner, "How much grain do you want, how many crystal nuclei can be exchanged for, how many crystal nuclei are in exchange, how many levels of crystal nuclei are, can you call the shots?"
Babyface was dumbfounded. couldn't help but look at Brother Yong twice, and the fat man also reacted at once, this baby face was obviously a sentinel temptation, why did he follow the other party's words and wrap himself in, it's really ...... It's too lax!
Babyface smiled and said, "It depends on how much food you have and how much it costs, so I can go back and discuss with the captain." ”
Mengmeng glanced at the fat man, and the fat man immediately understood. "We have food, rice and white flour, if you really want it, find someone who can take charge of the matter. Sincerity is important these days. ”
Babyface glanced at the fat man deeply, smiled and raised his hand to beckon into the distance, "Captain, they said they wanted to talk to you." ”
The baby-faced captain is also a young man. He looked no more than twenty years old, wearing a light blue T-shirt and slacks, and his hair was a little frizzy. There are a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and he looks like an intellectual otaku.
The captain walked over, directly took out a small bag, and poured out a handful of crystal nuclei, "How much grain can these be exchanged for?"
The baby face covered his face silently, captain, can we be a little tactful, you directly recruited your own reserve price, what kind of trouble are you going to make~!
Babyface hated his captain for not knowing how to talk about business, but the fat man liked the other party's directness, he counted the crystal nuclei, and said, "It's all zero-order ordinary crystal nuclei, so let's do it, the original rice is ten crystal nuclei a catty, and I will sell you eight crystal nuclei, which is our care for the first customer." ”
Ten crystal nuclei and a pound of rice are cheaper than the base grain station, the baby face immediately dragged his own captain and nodded in agreement, the fat man counted out forty crystal nuclei and handed them to Meng Meng, and the remaining fraction was returned to the otaku captain, Meng Meng put the crystal nucleus into his pocket, and then directly put his paws into the small backpack and pulled it hard, pulling out a bag of twenty-five kilograms of rice, and pulling out a bag of twenty-five kilograms of rice from the schoolbag of the kindergarten little pot friend is simply a magic drama, okay, not to mention that the baby face and his captain were so shocked that their eyes almost fell out of the window, and even the corners of the fat man's mouth couldn't help twitching。
Although Meng Meng is only a primary school student, she still understands the conversion of kilograms and catties, and twenty-five kilograms is just fifty kilograms and is directly handed over to Babyface.
Babyface happily took it, waved his paws, and decisively dragged his own otaku captain away.
A bag of twenty-five kilograms of rice was traded, and the market was opened very well, and there were two gallant children eating crabs on the pole, ten kilograms, twenty kilograms, and thirty kilograms of trading, and even a wealthy person directly bought a bag of fifty kilograms of rice with a hundred gray crystal nuclei, and gradually, everyone was numb to the capacity of Mengmeng's magical little backpack.
The space is a miracle horse, and those who understand it don't explain~!
Of course, such a big exchange can't be all businessmen who keep to themselves, and there are so many people who are not very quiet and just staring at the cute Baibao backpack, but they don't dare to make a move in the exchange, just waiting for the fat man to finish his business and leave the administrative building.
It's a pity that the greedy people are afraid of the rules of the base and dare not rob it in the exchange, but the person in charge of the exchange itself came to the door, and he is not alone, followed by four guards who look very powerful, the person in charge looked at the fat man who used the long table as a dining table, and said arrogantly, "I thought you were just doing some small business, but I didn't expect the transaction volume to be so large, according to the rules, the total transaction amount exceeds one hundred and zero-order crystal nuclei, and the exchange is subject to taxation, you should exceed a lot~!"
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the person in charge is purely here to find fault, but few of those who have the ability to go out of the base to hunt zombies and find materials are afraid of finding fault, and the person in charge himself never thought that the fat man would pay taxes honestly, so he brought four helpers to press the field, but, unexpectedly, the fat man did not refuse, but said with a smile, "Oh? so that's the case, I don't know how much tax does Lu Dao need to take?"
The person in charge's eyes lit up, he didn't expect the fat man to be so easy to speak, but he also deliberately found four helpers to come to the town, thinking of the reward he promised to go out, he couldn't help but be a little heartbroken, so he said, "Not much, 40% only." ”
The fat man glanced sideways at Brother Yong, Brother Yong shook his head slightly, most of the materials brought back by the searcher team from the mission had to be handed over to the base, leaving only a small part that could be used for trading, so. There is no such thing as a tax on the exchange.
Seeing Brother Yong shaking his head, the corner of the person in charge's eyes jumped, and he said with a calm face, "What are you, just a poor person, who allowed you to enter the exchange?"
When the fat man paid for the stall rent, Brother Yong was obviously next to him, but the person in charge didn't say anything, and now he said that the other party was a poor person and was not qualified to enter the exchange, and the fool also knew what he was targeting. Brother Yong's expression was a little embarrassed, his face was dark, the fat man touched his chin, and said with a smile, "Why can't he enter the exchange, he is the shopkeeper we invited, if you don't enter the exchange, do you want us to go to the small square to set up a stall?"
Anyway, the business has already started, even if you go to the small square, there will definitely be buyers who come to hear the news, and the fat man doesn't mind.
Threat. This is the threat of Hongguoguo—— the corners of the eyes of the person in charge twitched, and he stared at the fat man viciously.
Brother Yong couldn't help but glance at the fat man gratefully, the other party's maintenance made him feel very ironed, and strengthened his belief in standing on their side.
The person in charge was too lazy to continue pestering. He said coldly, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and pay your taxes, or I'll expel you from the base." ”
Expulsion from the base is a bit of a serious one. The fat man touched his chin and said, "I don't need you to expel him." Brother will go by himself. ”
Whether it was the person in charge or Brother Yong, even the bodyguards brought by the person in charge and the other stall owners who were watching, they didn't expect the fat man to be so simple, the Jiangdong base is the largest base in southern China, and a fool would leave here to face the fate of being eaten by zombies at any time if he has no fixed place.
The fat man's words were too simple but made people suspicious, and the person in charge looked at him with a sneer and said, "Then let's go, Lao Tzu will send you personally." ”
The fat man smiled and said, "Ouch, that's so much thank!!"
The fat man got up and left without saying a word, and before leaving, he didn't forget to say to Brother Yong, "Do you want to go with us?"
Brother Yong's eyes lit up, and he nodded busily, his eyes were a little moist, and he was a little overwhelmed with excitement, "Willing and willing, I am alone, and the whole family is not hungry when one person eats enough, as long as there is a place for me, it is no problem to block zombies." ”
The person in charge sneered lightly, but the fat man was very satisfied with Brother Yong's last promise, which was much more sincere than "going to the soup and going to the fire" or something.
So, the fat man took Brother Yong and the three little boys swaggered out of the exchange, the person in charge originally only thought that the fat man was talking about fun, but he didn't expect them to really want to go, the person in charge was not calm, he shouted, "Stop, you can go, pay today's taxes first." ”
The fat man walked slowly, only passed through half of the trading hall and walked to the middle of the rows of stalls, he turned his head to look at the person in charge with a blue face, and said with a smile, "It's okay to ask for taxes, and you have the ability to get it yourself." ”
"Hmph~" The person in charge snorted coldly, sneering at the other party's incompetence, the fat man used the earth-based ability to make a stool before It was obvious to all, since he was going to extort taxes, how could he not find out his situation in advance, it was just a soil-based ability, what was the big deal.
The person in charge raised his hand, and with a slight wave of his fingers, the four guards behind him immediately rushed towards the fat man and the others, and the people in the stalls around the fat man instantly scattered, standing far away to watch the excitement, as for the things on the stalls, hehe, if it is damaged, someone will naturally pay for it.
The fat man is very majestic, he stops in the middle, almost blocking the path, Brother Yong is protecting the three children behind him, he purses his lips tightly, his expression is very tense, although he is just an ordinary person, he retains some human conscience, otherwise he would not be so miserable.
Among the four guards found by the person in charge, one of the speed-type evolutionaries was the fastest, and he rushed to the fat man with a ghost-like swish, and with a twist of his wrist, a dagger fell into the palm of his hand, and the murderous aura flashed in his eyes, and he slashed directly towards the fat man's fat neck, but unfortunately, the sharp blade was blocked one centimeter away from the fat man's fat, and he could no longer move forward, the evolutionary was slightly stunned, secretly screamed badly, and immediately retreated, the fat man's fat claws rubbed the bridge of his nose and slapped it down, and the wind brought by the big fan-like claws even blew the evolutionary's short hair, and the evolutionary broke out in a cold sweat。
The fat man is slow and has poor physical strength because of his size, but in line with the characteristics of "earth", his slap is particularly thick and strong, which is even more powerful than a hammer.
Among the four guards invited by the person in charge, in addition to the speed evolutionary, two of the other three are force type evolutionaries, and only one is an ability, the ability is basically a ranged class, and the evolver is a melee class.
It's just that the evolutionary and the fat man have a back and forth time, and the other two evolutionaries also rushed over, but unfortunately, their speed is not as fast as the first evolutionary, when they are still a meter away from the fat man, an invisible barrier blocks them, and because of the inertia of the sprint, they hit the barrier straight up, and instantly changed from a handsome little guy with three-dimensional facial features to a humanoid flat potsticker.
There are no fools who can afford to pay the rent to open a stall in the exchange, and they can almost see at a glance that it is a spiritual barrier erected by the spiritual powers, and the fat man is the proper one of the earth powers, so the eyes of the onlookers can't help but turn to the people behind the fat man.
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[I seem to have forgotten to say it, the local tyrant and poor Brother Yong made a cameo appearance in the eternal hymn of family and friendship~~!] (To be continued......)