Chapter 082: Joker

On stage.

After three rounds of fierce battles, the results surfaced, and Gu Yating advanced to the finals 2:1 and successfully met Li Fan.

In the next third-place competition, Zhang Lei and Xiaoling teacher were inseparable, the first two games were tied 1:1, and in the third game of the 120-second time-limited confrontation, the two won 15 idioms, the only difference is that Xiaoling teacher used a "pass", Zhang Lei no foul no "pass", and won the third place in this idiom conference with an extremely slight advantage.

The two embraced, said a few words of admiration to each other, and then stepped off the stage.

After Zhang Lei returned to his seat, he was full of emotion: "Fortunately, there is a medal for the third place, and I thought that the third place was gone when I was in the competition." ”

Ximen Yufeng teased: "Do you know that you are bullying children and bullying women?"

"I'm bullying my child, is he bullying me?"

……

In the last part of the finals, the championship and runner-up battle!

Here, Peng Ren rubbed Li Fan's shoulders, Meng Meng beat his legs, Wang Liang moved his fingers for Li Fan, and Wu Lili poured him chicken soup for the soul.

Ignore the background, it makes it like a boxing match.

Over there, a girl, everyone really couldn't start, so a small group of people surrounded Gu Yating and handed over everyone's trust to her.

"Yating, avenge us, we are all wiped out!"

"Get an explanation for the mental devastation we have suffered for more than a month, and kill him!"

"In the past, Hua Mulan joined the army for her father, and now there is Gu Yating to eliminate violence and peace!"

"It's time to get to the end, destroy this ultimate boss, and we humans will win!"

……

Teacher Xiaoling walked up to Li Fan for a while and said, "Come on, our championship is stable, I believe in you!" After a while, he walked to Gu Yating's side and said, "Girl, that golden medal is tailor-made for you, compete at a high level!"

Then, Li Fan and Gu Yating asked at the same time: "Teacher Xiaoling, who do you support?"

Teacher Xiaoling smiled: "Actually, I remain neutral!"

The contestants' area was full of laughter, everyone gagged each other, amused each other, and the atmosphere was quite relaxed.

Everyone each other, in fact, it doesn't matter who wins, of course, everyone believes that Li Fan will win the championship, but if Gu Yating can destroy this ultimate boss, everyone will have adrenaline rushing just thinking about it!

After a short break, the game continued.

The final part of the whole idiom conference is finally here, and the moment that all the audience is looking forward to is about to begin.

Jia Yun took the stage: "Ladies and gentlemen, at the beginning, we carefully selected more than 1,000 people from the 10,000 viewers who love idioms across the country to participate in the first phase of the audition knockout round, and finally produced the top 36. After a period of fighting and elimination, today, the two strongest players in the entire idiom conference finally succeeded in meeting, the Central Plains is not yet known, who is the strongest in the idiom conference, who is the person who knows the idiom best, we will wait and see!

The two walked side by side to the stage, followed by close-up cameras, and the media table repercussions were non-stop, and the audience was amazed.

Handsome guys and beauties, and it's also a needlepoint vs. Maimang's fight with each other, this is too interesting.

There was also an audience shouting "Together!" under the stage, which caused everyone to laugh.

The two men high-fived and then prepared to start the final battle.

"The Battle for the Champion and Runner-up", also two wins in three games, the first two games are random, and the last game is a fixed "Idiom Comprehensive Competition".

Game 1: Target Time Trial Match. One game to decide the winner.

The old partners of the two took the stage to help them challenge for the championship.

Teacher Gu Yating/Xiaoling took the lead.

The first idiom: [wolf running pig rush]

Teacher Xiaoling: "What's the pig's name?"

Gu Yating: "Marshal Tianpeng!"

"Pig, Guwen!"

"Wolves rush!"

The next idiom.

Teacher Xiaoling: "The boss of the flower water manufacturer has run away!"

Gu Yating: "The six gods have no master?"

Teacher Xiaoling, "Beautiful, the next idiom, how about the math class?"

Gu Yating: "It's boring!"

Teacher Xiaoling patted her chest: "The fluttering organs are also scared!"

"Panic?"

Time freeze: 19.1 seconds, breaking the record!

During the whole competition, the laughter of the audience did not stop, and the applause was sent as soon as possible!

The average of the four words is less than one in 5 seconds, which is a beautiful result.

Of course, in this link and the 120 limited-time competition, the probability of out-of-the-way idioms is very small, because it is necessary to see the ability of the contestants to answer questions quickly, while the two-syllable link is just the opposite, the two-syllable link is all kinds of idioms that are difficult to describe, and all kinds of pit dads and girls are difficult to be contestants.

Jia Yun teased: "The boss of the flower water manufacturer has run away, you are a rumor, do you know? Li Fan, start your show!"

The game continues.

Peng Ren described the paraphrase: "Sleeping with his ex-wife!"

Li Fan almost burst out laughing, and replied in seconds: "Relive the old dream!"

Burst!

The audience was already laughing out loud.

Is this still the unrelenting Peng Ren in my impression? Since he threw away his scholarly baggage, this product has also gone to the abyss of teasing! Not to mention, this product is still very good!

Idiom: [well-dressed beasts]

Peng Ren: "You're well-dressed, but you're actually a poultry!"

Foul!

As soon as he finished boasting, he made a mistake.

Li Fan pressed his hand: "It's okay, go on." ”

Peng Ren: "Men walk in alleys looking for women!"

Li Fan: "Looking for flowers and asking willows?"

Next question.

Peng Ren directly made a classic: "See all the Chang'an flowers in one day, the previous sentence!"

Li Fan: "Spring breeze is proud!"

Peng Ren: "My harazi is 99.99 centimeters long!"

Li Fan's lower abdomen twitched, and he laughed directly: "Hang down...... Salivating!"

Drop, time pause, 19 seconds 8!

Looking at the audience, everyone is leaning forward and slapping various body organs.

Which is this idiom conference? Which is this cultural program? This is better than the Spring Festival Gala sketches!

Sleeping with your ex-wife!The flower water boss ran away!Harazi 99.99 cm!You're a poultry!Looking for a woman in the alley!......

Who are you contestants, you are clearly jokers!

Liu Shishi is laughing, without any scruples about the personal image of the gentle goddess;

Xiao Lao was laughing, and his goatee was shaking and shaking, like a wiper!

Cai Yong is laughing, Xiaoxiao is laughing, everyone has no worries for a while!

Mr. Sheng Yuan is old, coughing, laughing, laughing while coughing!

Jia Yun covered her stomach, her cheeks hurt, and she pulled Peng Ren and said, "Peng Ren, what's wrong with you? You are not this kind of person? Which bastard have you led astray?"

Peng Ren scratched his head embarrassedly.

Jia Yun teased: "Harazi has flowed 99.99 centimeters, have you measured it? Why didn't you go to science if you were so powerful? 99.99, it is a thousand feet of gold in gold, you are a thousand-foot Harazi! It is also called 24k pure Harazi!"

24k pure Harazi!, and laughed again.

"Oh yes, congratulations to Gu Yating for winning by 0.7 seconds! Okay, the game continues. ”

Suddenly, it was "cold", for a full 3 seconds, until Li Fan and Gu Yating all cast inquiring glances at Jia Yun.

Li Fan, "Sister Yun, what are we going to compare in the next round?"

"Oh mom," Jia Yun suddenly said in standard Northeast dialect, "You all made me laugh!