In the recording hall, soothing and soft notes flow from the speakers everywhere, and the dancers show their graceful dancing posture in the colorful stage lighting.

The camera turned and focused on the side of the stage. The curtain gradually opened, but Gu Yating's delicate hands were flying on the piano keys, and the melodious piano sound echoed in the studio.

She was dressed in a gorgeous dress and her hair was pulled in a high bun, and she was hazy and faint in the misty smoke, like a Yaotai fairy.

Her delicate makeup and gorgeous choreography complement each other, removing even the slightest smell of fireworks on her body, and she seems to be a little unreal beautiful at this time.

The male compatriots at the scene couldn't sit still, stared at the big screen with their necks stretched, and lamented that their love was not going well.

Gu Yating played the piano skillfully, and she sang softly:

"Look into your eyes, and write verses,

Sometimes it's wild, sometimes it's mysterious!"

As soon as the camera turned, in the corner of the stage, Li Fan, dressed in a white suit, came onto the stage, holding a full and delicate rose in his hand.

The audience set off a heat wave again:

"Prince Charming!"

"Handsome!"

"Golden Boy and Jade Girl!"

"Golden Wind and Jade Dew meet!"

……

Li Fan was slightly distracted and remembered the famous 'Fenglin Evening Hotel'......

He held the microphone in his right hand and sang:

"Follow your mood, left and right,

Although the footsteps are chaotic, but the heart is happy!"

Gu Yating:

"To love someone, always be very careful,

It's like holding a crystal in your hand!"

Li Fan:

"Oh, love someone, have a colorful mood,

It's like the world is all through crystal!"

Gu Yating sang affectionately:

"My love for you, like crystal,

No burden secrets, clean and transparent. ”

Li Fan:

"The love I give you is a beautiful crystal,

A unique glow that shines under your eyes. ”

The soothing and romantic music immersed in people's hearts, and countless LED light signs of Li Fan and Gu Yating danced slowly, and the colorful lights shining from the roof of the shed were gently staggered, imprinted on the face of the couple.

Li Fan walked slowly to the piano, handed the rose in his hand to her and shook it gently, Gu Yating saw that it was a rose, and her face was full of unhappiness.

Li Fan spread his shoulders and suddenly hid this rose in his suit, and when he took it out again, it had turned into a whole bunch of bright red roses.

Handing the roses to Gu Yating again, she held the flowers and sniffed them, her face full of happiness.

The audience was shocked, but they didn't expect that the song was also interspersed with small magic links.

was gently pulled up by Li Fan, Gu Yating showed her singing voice again:

"To love someone, always be very careful,

It's like holding a crystal in your hand. ”

Li Fan:

"Oh, love someone, have a colorful mood!

It is as if the world is all through crystals. ”

Gu Yating:

"My love for you, like crystal,

No burden secrets, clean and transparent!"

Li Fan:

"The love I give you is a beautiful crystal,

A unique glow that shines under your eyes. ”

Seated on the swing, the couple sang side by side:

"My love for you, like crystal,

No burden secrets, clean and transparent. ”

Li Fan wiped her cheeks:

"The love I give you is a beautiful crystal,

A unique glow,"

Chorus: "You and me!"

Bang!

Up and down the stage, a rain of petals fell in an instant, rose petals fell colorfully, and streamers fluttered in the hall.

Everyone looked up:

"Wow, that's so romantic!"

"Oh my God, this is a real rose petal, not a fake!!"

……

On stage, the couple stretched out their arms and drew a semicircle to make a heart, and the close-up shot was not gone for a long time.

Gu Yating suddenly asked, "What is your mobile phone password?"

Li Fan made a "shocked" gesture: "Huh?"

Gu Yating asked again: "How many > do you have?" "Huh?"

"Are the 001, 002, 003 and others marked in QQ male or female? How old are they? What do they do? Why do you use code names?"

Li Fan turned around and ran quickly: "Help!"

"Didn't you say it, it's like the crystal has no secrets, stop me!" Gu Yating stomped her foot and chased after Li Fan, "How many things are you still hiding from me, tell me quickly......"

The audience burst into laughter, thunderous applause, and were hit one after another:

"The year is not good, and the single dog is hurting. ”

"Strongly call on the state to legislate and prohibit public displays of affection!"

……

The moderator took the stage:

"Thank you Li Fan and Gu Yating for this sweet love song "Crystal". ”

"May their love be as sweet as pleasant and clear as water. May everyone find an innocent and beautiful other half, bless everyone!"

After Li Fan and Gu Yating exited, they raised their hands and high-fived each other, and they let out a sigh of relief.

Gu Yating said: "I didn't go out of tune this time, right?"

"I didn't run, my breath was very steady, the beat was very accurate, and it was wonderful. ”

"Luckily, my two months of practice were in vain. ”

Li Fan couldn't help but laugh and said, "You go to rest first, I have to hurry up and change my clothes and prepare for the future host." ”

Li Fan withdrew as soon as he slipped away.

"Li Fan, wait a minute, am I beautiful tonight?"

"I'm face blind!"

"Hey, you're another one?"

"I'm face blind and found that you are good-looking, do you say you are beautiful?"

……

The show on the stage continued, until the whole party was in the middle and late stages, and Li Fan/Peacock partnered on stage.

Peacock: "Audience friends, what about the following show, you may not have seen it on the public platform for a long time, I think it will definitely give you a refreshing feeling." ”

Li Fan: "That's right!"

Peacock: "Moreover, the appearance of the performers is very high. ”

Li Fan: "The average appearance is very high, and there is a laggard." ”

Peacock: "This show is a comedy work that is hard to see now, you have a good eye today." ”

Li Fan: "That's true! For my sake, everyone applauded a lot for a while, now give the two actors a few minutes to prepare, and the show will start immediately." ”

After Li Fan and Peacock stepped off the stage, a staff member moved to a table on the stage.

This is a traditional style wooden table, with curtains around the legs of the table, embroidered with a picture of a teahouse.

The audience looked at the stage in confusion:

"Why are you moving tables?"

"What kind of show is this?"

"It's a bit like storytelling, and it's also a bit of cross talk. ”

……

Someone suddenly pointed to the stage, "Look, Li Fan!"

Everyone's eyes gathered, and they saw Li Fan, who was wearing a gray coat, walking onto the stage with square steps, followed by a young man who was also wearing a coat.

The two of them came to the center of the stage and bowed to the audience, Li Fan said: "Hello everyone, the show we brought to you today is a cross talk." ”

Everyone is stupid now, who would have thought that Li Fan would have an extra show tonight, and this show turned out to be cross talk!

Although some people also know that Li Fan said cross talk at the school orientation party, it was just a small stage, and it was all old yellow calendar, I never expected Li Fan to come to such a period at tonight's New Year's Eve party.

The audience pricked up their ears and gathered their attention, and the stars backstage watched the live TV with curiosity.

Li Fan said: "I don't need to introduce it, everyone knows that this one next to me has to be grandly introduced, his name is Dong Cheng!"

Speaking of cross talk, there is a history, some people say that cross talk originated in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, formed in the Xianfeng Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty, and some people can trace it back to the Western Han Dynasty——"

Dong Cheng interrupted: "Wait a minute, you can introduce me!"

"Haven't you heard? Then I'll introduce it again, audience friends, his name is Dong Cheng. Speaking of cross talk, some people say that it originated from-"

"You stop, what about grandeur?

Li Fan looked at him, "I've been struggling for a long time, I'm really ashamed to speak! ”

"What's wrong with me, are you ashamed to speak? I'll introduce myself!" Dong Cheng raised his head, "My name is Dong Cheng, the successor of Dong Pai's cross talk, I took the stage at the age of 7, went abroad to perform at the age of 10, and won the medal of the music industry at the age of 13. ”

The audience exclaimed:

"So powerful?"

"There are so many talents in China. ”

"At the age of 10, I went abroad to give a condolence performance, which is amazing. ”

……

Li Fan asked, "What about after the age of 13?"

"And then, and then I'm on the stage right now!"

Li Fan smiled: "What am I talking about, I'm ashamed to speak, how did you say you messed up, what have you been doing in the past 20 years?"

"Do you know how to count? Five years in between!

Li Fan's eyes widened suddenly, and he said in amazement: "Five years? Oh my God, everyone, look at it, you will die before you get old!"

"Go, go, go, I'm an old-fashioned type! Li Fan, let's not talk about the origin of cross talk, I'm wondering, why did you say you got mixed up in our cross talk world?"

"This is also a coincidence, the school welcome party at that time needed a program, and Gu Yating and I talked about a cross talk. ”

"Gu Yating can also cross talk?"

"Well, versatile, you see, like to sing, talk about the piano, be beautiful, and talented—"

"Stop, stop, don't abuse the dog, I've just been abused for a round. Speaking of Gu Yating, everyone is very interested, among so many hobbies, what does she like the most?"

Li Fan said: "Little animals, every time I see a small animal, my eyes are shining and I am ecstatic!"

Dong Chengdao: "Girls, they all like cute pets!"

Li Fan nodded: "I especially like boiled, roast duck, roast chicken, stewed goose......"

(The audience burst into laughter and applause.) ）

Dong Cheng sweated violently: "I like to eat!"

"People love food, and they love to eat fruits. ”

Dong Cheng shook his head, "I think you like fruit more, why did I see you give Gu Yating an apple that is almost finished before?"

"You don't understand, she doesn't like to eat skin, I'm just helping her eat the skin. ”

"Oh, then I'll say a word for Gu Yating, can you trouble you to chew thinner next time?"

Laughter erupted in the studio.

Li Fan said: "When Gu Yating and I first got together, we ate very gentlely, and I couldn't wait to sandwich a grain of rice one by one. ”

"Exquisite!"

"What's exquisite, the next day, we had dinner together, and she asked for a rice noodle after eating up a plate of fried rice.

I asked her why she ate so much today, and guess what she said?"

Dong Cheng asked suspiciously, "What did she say?"

"She gobbled it up and responded to me while eating rice rolls: 'Since we've been together for half a month, I won't hide some things from you......"

The audience applauded warmly, and Gu Yating, who was watching the live TV signal in the background, rolled her eyes: slander, naked slander!

Dong Cheng asked again: "Do you have any other hobbies?"

"Yes, lose weight!"

"She's not fat, is she?"

"I'm telling you, whether a woman is fat or not, she must talk about losing weight. Even if you are thin into a bamboo pole, you have to shout that you have been fat again recently, this is called a woman's fashion!"

There are many quick-acting ways to lose weight, but I know a little about it, and one day Gu Yating asked me for advice and asked how to lose fat quickly.

I told her that it was simple, I knew a friend who had lost 6 pounds in one day and didn't rebound. ”

Dong Cheng asked in surprise: "So amazing?"

"That's it, my friend, she gave birth to a baby that day!"

Burst!

Everyone burst into laughter.

Li Fan grabbed his girlfriend's stalk and talked for a while, Li Fan raised his hand and wiped his forehead, "I'm a little nervous, I'm sweating so much." ”

Dong Cheng pouted: "You're not nervous, the water in your head is now discharged!"

After everyone laughed, Dong Cheng pointed to the backstage, "Dude, Gu Yating is in the background today, aren't you afraid that she will tickle you for a while?"

"Oh, then let's change someone and talk about your girlfriend. ”

Dong Cheng was helpless: "I don't have it!"

"Haha, I knew you didn't!"

"Why are you so happy that I don't have a girlfriend? I used to!"

"Was there before? was the girl you described as talented and bookish?"

Dong Chengxi said: "Yes, it's her!"

"Audience friends, when I was lucky enough to meet this girl, she was indeed full of books. ”

Dong Chengxi said: "That's it!"

Li Fan sighed: "It's a pity that this girl's figure is completely a bound book!"

After the audience laughed, Li Fan said: "People were dating online, and they talked about it on the Internet, her online name was 'Wangwang', and her avatar was a husky."

One day, Dong Cheng couldn't hold back and asked people: 'We've been talking for so long, and it's always been a mysterious feeling, and I always have a question, I don't know whether to talk about it or not!'"

Dong Cheng nodded: "Yes, I did ask." ”

Li Fan said: "What he asked was: Is this avatar you?"

Dong Cheng hurriedly said: "Do you understand the mood, this is called the mood!"

"I don't know if it's emotional, anyway, people gave you a 'roll' word.

This girl named 'Wangwang' had a hard time applying for the college entrance examination and didn't know where to report. ”

Dong Chengdao: "Indeed, because the score is not too high, it is difficult to come to the capital to meet me, and stay in the local area and miss me." ”

Li Fan questioned: "Isn't it? That's not what she and I said." ”

"What did she say to you?"

I asked her where she was entangled, and she said she didn't know whether to apply for a university in the south or in the north!

It's not a big difference, they all have good universities, is it because of the climate?"

Dong Cheng asked suspiciously, "What did she say?"

Li Fan: "She said that the northern latitude is high, the centripetal force is small, and it is closer to the center of the earth, so in this way, the weight will be larger!"

I said let's go to the south!

She was depressed and said that the south is hot, and the heat expands and shrinks, so that her volume will be larger!"

Dong Cheng was stunned: "Co-authoring my ex-girlfriend is a strange thing?"

"Uh-huh!" Li Fan said, "You just came to your senses? This girlfriend is amazing, once the three of us went to the mall to buy things for the club, and we took a taxi back to school, but we ran out of cash, and we were still 2 yuan short of together."

At this moment, she said weakly: 'Master, we are still two pieces away, you can go back a little!'

That's what his ex-girlfriend did!"

The crowd burst into laughter and applause.

Dong Chengdao: "That's all about my ex-girlfriend, I won't find such a strange girlfriend in the future." Find a master in a few days to figure it out and see what my next girlfriend looks like!"

"I'll do the math for you! Master, isn't this ready-made?"

Dong Cheng was shocked: "Will you do this?"

"A star who doesn't know how to tell fortunes is not a good writer, you bring it. ”

"Really?"

"Reach out!" Li Fan grabbed Dong Cheng's hand and studied it carefully, and then let out a sad sigh: "Dong Cheng, with all due respect, you may not live to the day of your wedding." ”

"Ah, didn't you count my marriage, how can I count my lifespan, I won't be so miserable, right, I hung up at a young age?"

Li Fan shook his head: "No, you have a long life." ”

Dong Cheng's face was full of lovelessness in an instant.

The audience applauded and shouted:

"Good!"

"Great!"

……