Chapter 093: Neville World Records
After changing flights three times and taking a bus for more than two hours, I finally arrived at this famous small city of Niwei.
It was late at night, so it stands to reason that you should go straight to the hotel and go to bed, and then take a good stroll around this seaside town the next morning, but when everyone got off the bus, everyone couldn't contain the excitement and curiosity of the foreign country, and they became interested in the new and unfamiliar environment.
"Wow, look, the castle!"
"I've only imagined it in my dreams, but now it's real!"
"How about we go to the castle first?"
……
Feng Dong persuaded everyone: "Don't worry, let's send our luggage to the hotel first, have a good night's rest, and it's not too late to go shopping tomorrow, there are too few places to visit at night." ”
At this time, everyone still stopped, their eyes were full of curiosity about the surrounding environment, and they felt that foreigners wanted to step on the Great Wall when they arrived in the capital.
At this time, I saw Yang Wei closing his eyes and tilting his head slightly, his nose opening and closing slightly, and he looked like he was enjoying himself.
"What's wrong, Director Yang?"
"Eh, Director Yang?"
Yang Wei sighed deeply, "Ah, this air is so good!
"Come, you can say again that the air here is sweet, I will post it on the Internet, so that you will never be able to return to China. Prehistoric teased.
Everyone laughed and laughed, pulling their luggage and chatting while walking, the male compatriots were more bitter, each with at least two suitcases in their hands, and they had to listen to the laughter and laughter of the ladies.
It is a small tourist city, with beautiful mountains and rivers, and there are no large-scale chemical plants, so it can be said that the natural environment is very beautiful.
Historic buildings are particularly well preserved, with buildings over a few hundred years old everywhere.
It's not modern, there's no towering architecture, it's as if everything is old, mottled, but so flavorful. Walking on the blue brick road full of history, everyone's mood suddenly relaxed, and the tiredness of living in the big city for a long time was swept away.
However, the moment they pushed open the hotel door......
"Your sister, I want to go home!"
"This is the best hotel in the area, it's about the same as the little hotel near our school!"
"Is there hot water?"
"Why is it so old!"
"This quilt is a little damp!"
……
Everyone's nose is twisted, this accommodation environment is not as good as the small township hotels in China! The area is small and closed, not to mention, the most important thing is that the bed is too hard.
The 40-year-old foreigner with a big nose with a bucket waist looked unhappy, although he couldn't understand the great and complex Chinese dialect, but facial expressions were the best way to communicate. However, foreigners are also used to it, because many customers have this expression over the years.
Everyone began to divide the room, basically in the way of the combination of the game, Ximen Yufeng and Mengmeng joined temporarily, the two of them are easy to do, Ximen Yufeng and Yang Wei group one, Mengmeng and Xiaoling teacher Gu Yating They squeezed it.
Probably packed up, went downstairs to taste the food of a foreign land, not much delicious, just fresh, but the local specialty Nevi beer is indeed delicious.
Pressing the road and facing the night breeze, everyone wandered around the hotel for a while, and then went upstairs to sleep, sleeping in a strange environment.
The next day is the inaugural day of the 100th anniversary of the "Niwei World Records", for the small city of Niwei, "Niwei World Records" is completely synonymous with the city of Niwei, in order to celebrate this special day, the government of Niwei City and the "Niwei World Records" planned a grand event, inviting many masters who signed up to challenge the world record to come to Niwei, of course, the travel expenses are their own.
As soon as the day dawns, the city comes alive with a lot of record challenges in preparation.
"Neville World Records" is very similar to the "Guinness World Records" of the earth's time and space, and there are many peculiar records, for example, the square dance record just set by the citizens of Zhonglian City, Huaguo, for example, the scale of a certain organ of the human body, which refers to the world's largest mouth or the longest finger, etc.!
The group got up early to wash up, ate breakfast and went out on the street, which was an eye-opener, and it was the first time I saw such a dense world record challenge.
After all, it is the 100th anniversary of the founding day and the birthplace, and in these two weeks, many new records are destined to be born in this ancient and beautiful little town, some of which may be very strange, and some of which may be very exciting.
By the time you arrived at the downtown square, it was already crowded, and most of the challenges were recorded here, with all kinds of media shuttling through it, all kinds of skin and hair colors, and accents of various countries.
Meng Meng suddenly pointed to a corner excitedly and said, "Yo, there are so many hot dogs!"
Seeing this, the big man picked up a hot dog and greeted everyone, very enthusiastic.
"This should be a Big Stomach King Challenge!" Feng Dong explained.
"Eh, brothers, look over there!" Zhang Lei said excitedly.
It turned out that not far away, there were about 50 women with bare backs, wearing only bras, covering their chests with their hands, standing in a row side by side. Then, I saw a foreign guy walking briskly from one end to the other, running all the way, and all the bra back buckles were unfastened.
Li Fan praised again and again: "This is okay!"
Zhang Lei squinted his eyes, a little unable to see clearly, he suddenly took off Dong Peng's glasses and hung them on the bridge of his nose, "Hey, this 6, this is good, this is good!
All the men nodded their heads in absolute agreement, and then they received a bunch of white eyes from the different shapes of the female compatriots at the scene.
The prehistoric eyeballs are about to fall out, this foreign girl let's tell the truth, just say that there is really no one with this figure, and a few of his fingers are still moving in private, and there is an urge to try. Unfortunately, this scene was caught by Lego, and then, the ghost crying wolf howl sounded in a foreign land.
Everyone walked around the square, and from time to time there were exclamations.
There are those who circle in place, those who stick out their tongues to measure their length, and those who lead a huge cat to show off their might......
After a while, everyone walked in front of a French buddy who wanted to challenge the world big nose record.
Everyone praised it.
"I'll go, this nose is really good!"
"Huge and friendless!"
"Insert two green onions and turn them into elephants directly!"
The French man looked at the oriental faces, and his eyes moved.
Zhang Lei teased: "This guy can break two records in a row together!"
The men understood in seconds and laughed.
This French buddy looked at him in a daze, with a question mark on his face, and suddenly said in an authentic Beijing dialect: "What is the other one?"
"I'll rub it, I know my hometown in another country!"
"Here, hold a claw!"
"You know Mandarin, you still pretend!"
The French man snorted: "The whole world is speaking Chinese dialect, and the words of Confucius are becoming more and more international...... Hey, what's the other one exactly?"
This French man has been working in China for many years.
Prehistory whispered to him, and then the foreigner looked at these people with a disgusted expression, "You are so dirty! You are all old drivers!"
At this time, Ximen Yufeng suddenly came back with a wilted head.
"Big official, which Pan Jinlian did you hook up with?" Wu Lili teased him.
"Don't mention it, hey!" the official sighed and said, "Untie the underwear record, there are fucking men in it!"
Everyone laughed when they heard this.
Zhang Lei suddenly asked: "Xiao Feng, isn't there a little more advanced, why are they all of this strange type?"
Feng Dong said: "Yes, it seems that everything about mental intelligence and IQ is in the Niwei Academy over there." ”
Zhang Lei ignited a strong interest in breaking the record, and he said: "The brain is still successful, is this kind of world record necessary to apply in advance?"
Feng Dong said with certainty: "You must apply in advance, fill in the application form, and then you have to have a preliminary review, and after passing the preliminary examination, you need to register at least 45 days in advance." ”
"Oh," Zhang Lei regretted very much.
"But there is a special case, if there is an embassy involved, it should be able to do special things, simplify, this has a precedent, after all, our motherland is so strong today, they are a non-governmental organization, and the face that should be given will be given. ”
Hearing the three words of the embassy, Yang Wei patted his chest and said: "This is easy to do, if anyone of you wants to challenge the record, tell me, didn't I tell you before, my brother works in the embassy." ”
"Will the embassy come forward for this trivial matter?" said Prehistory.
"It's really trivial at home, but it's not abroad, it's a stranger in a foreign land, kiss and kiss! Besides, our brother is a powerful person! Right, Director Yang?" Wu Lili said.
"No problem, wait a minute. ”
After Yang Wei hung up the phone, he said, "My brother said that he would help communicate with him and let us wait." ”
After answering a few more phone calls, two staff members rushed over, one of whom was also the deputy editor-in-chief, and the two of them were very friendly.
Everyone greeted each other in English at the same time, and their hearts were filled with emotion: Is it good that the motherland is strong! A few decades ago, they would have had this attitude as if they were relatives in front of them?
After a few brief greetings with everyone, the deputy editor-in-chief said: "We can avoid all the complicated links, but the preliminary review must be there, and the review can only be added after the preliminary review." This process is inevitable, but if you want to challenge any project, we can arrange a preliminary review for you as soon as possible. ”
Everyone nodded in understanding.
The deputy editor-in-chief pointed to the square and said, "Which record do you want to challenge here, or do you want to bring your own project?"
Everyone looked at the square and said to themselves: Big brother, who do you look down on? Come all the way and compare the flexibility of the tongue with them? Bigger than the nose? Who is the rice bucket?
Faster than anyone to untie a bra?uh...... That's fine.
Li Fan said fluently in English: "Is there a little more advanced? intellectual challenges and the like!"
The corners of the deputy editor-in-chief's mouth raised slightly: "Jayne, lead Huaguo's good friends to Niwei College for a walk!", "Huaguo friends, we will hold a super brain competition in Niwei College today, and they all say that Huaguo people are the most talented, and I hope to see everyone participate." ”
Under Jayne's guidance, everyone came to the Niwei Academy, which is divided into many areas, where the competition is generally related to mental memory and thinking ability.
Li Fan walked from here to there, from downstairs to upstairs, and almost looked at all the large and small projects, a little headache, not difficult enough!
(PS: Affectionately thank you for the big helmsman reward of the book and wine, and the paid chapters are on the shelves, so I try to PS shorter.) )