In the lounge, producers, screenwriters, directors and hosts, including the contestants, talked and laughed together, which was very lively.

The director ridiculed Li Fan and Gu Yating for being mentally handicapped children in life, and they knew nothing about common sense in life except for extinguishing oil fires.

Li Fan disagrees with this, or rather, he is "hard-mouthed", digging doors and stealing holes to take off the hat of "life idiot"!

Li Fan said: "You say that we are mentally handicapped children in life, I resolutely disagree, and I want to appeal! First of all, who said that sprouted potatoes cannot be eaten?"

An editor said: "Sprouted potatoes are poisonous! After the potatoes sprout, there will be a large amount of solanine around the sprout holes, which is a neurotoxin that can inhibit the respiratory center, don't you know?"

"I really don't know! But let me tell you a fact, in the countryside, every household will store a lot of potatoes, especially in winter, potatoes are the main ingredient of every household. The stored potatoes will sprout and turn green over time, but we didn't discard any of them, and we continued to cook and eat them after removing the sprouts. But to this day, I haven't heard of anyone who has fallen ill from it, not even feeling unwell.

The potatoes sprouted, and the rest of the potatoes were edible after simple processing, and you guys killed the whole potato with a stick. ”

An editor was surprised: "Really, you eat it when it sprouts?"

"Of course, I'm a rural native, and I know more about rural things than anyone here. ”

"But after it is removed, there will be a little solanine in other places, right?"

Li Fan sighed, sure enough, it was difficult to understand each other because of the different life backgrounds. After all, people in the city buy vegetables to eat, so who would go to the market to buy sprouted potatoes? I grew up in the countryside when I was a child, and I understand that there is a conflict between the city and the countryside in terms of the concept of life.

"I'm just using facts to show that sprouted potatoes are edible as long as they are cut off, and if the potatoes turn green, cut off the green parts. That's why you're not rigorous on this question!"

Li Hao said: "You have to get it, you are more serious!"

"I also complain!" Gu Yating said.

Guo Min smiled: "What are you complaining about?"

"Although I am a liberal arts student, I can still figure out the simplest conversion of science, may I ask, is there a difference between 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter of water?"

Li Hao said: "Why not? One is a unit of weight, and the other is a unit of volume! You go home and see if the symbol behind a string of numbers on the tap water meter at home is a cubic meter!"

A staff member also mixed in, saying: "However, 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter mean the same, we often say how many tons of water are used, and we rarely hear anyone say how many cubic meters are used." ”

The editor said: "No, no, no, although it is a meaning, one is like Mandarin, and the other is a dialect, and you need to answer in Mandarin here." For example, liquor, everyone knows that 250ml is about half a catty (the density of liquor is less than water), but when liquor manufacturers sell it, it is sold by catty. ”

Li Hao suddenly said: "Let's make a good analogy, a girl's underwear is called xiong cover, and it is called Bra in English, can you go to an English-speaking country to say Bra?

Everyone staggered, their eyes focused on Li Hao's face, and then they "smacked" again, staring at Guo Min with a smile.

Guo Min waved his hand, "Don't look at me, I don't know him!"

After all, laughing and laughing, Gu Yating soon became worried, what should I do in the finals in two days! This little braid makes people grab, they have to work hard!

Li Fan smiled and kept repeating one word: calm.

The two of them returned to the hotel in Sun Zhuang's car, and while Gu Yating went to the supermarket to buy something, Sun Zuo looked at Li Fan with deep meaning and said, "Young man, big brother understands you." ”

Li Fan looked at his evil smile and knew what it meant, he smiled and said, "Old driver!"

Sun Zheng took out two cigarettes and handed one to Li Fan, but Li Fan returned it, he lit one alone, and said with a smile: "It's good not to smoke, you can't quit smoking this thing." When I was in college, I didn't smoke at first, but I was tormented to death by the second-hand smoke in my dormitory. In the end, I was angry, damn it, and I would die together, and I would fight poison with poison!

Li Fan was laughing on the side, but in his heart, he actually hoped that Lao Sun would leave early, what if Gu Yating thought of looking for the hotel again? Or did she have questions about what happened last night? Big brother, hurry up, whether the old brother can go further depends on tonight.

Sun Fang squinted his eyes slightly, took a few more puffs, and after spitting out the smoke rings that he thought were perfect, he asked: "It's okay to drive, but you must not drive without a license, you are still young, and you may sometimes ignore this matter in a hurry." ”

Li Fan's eyes lit up, this sentence made sense.

is also a male animal, Sun Fang did not treat Li Fan as an outsider, introduced his parenting experience, he said: "I have a son who is the same age as you, and today is also a freshman, when he is fifteen years old, he will stuff a 'driver's license' in his wallet!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment before exclaiming, "Avant-garde!"

Sun Fang spat out a smoke ring, "Of course, I didn't do this to encourage him, but I was afraid that in case of an accident, he would not cause any irreparable damage to the girl." ”

This is the Western X education concept, which actually makes sense, but in the social context of China, some people may regard it as an outlier. However, Li Fan felt that he should also put a "driver's license" in his wallet, after all, as an adult......

Li Fan got up, tidied up his clothes, and glanced around.

Sun asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

"I'll buy a driver's license, you can rest first!" Li Fan said and walked away.

"There is it in the hotel, Li Fan!"

"I know, but it's C1, I need A2!"

Sun was taken aback, wow, what a lot of information!

He was looking at Li Fan's distant back with a smile, when Gu Yating walked to his side and said suspiciously, "Li Fan, why did he go?"

"Ah, buy a driver...... Uh, buy something, you didn't tell me!" Sun Fang said with a smile, "Well, I'll go first, so I won't bother you." ”

When Li Fan returned to the door of the hotel, his hands were empty, and Gu Yating didn't ask one, two, or three, but he always felt that Li Fan's expression was a little strange.

After going upstairs and opening the door, Li Fan comfortably went to the bed, stretched his waist, and was a little tired.

"Get up, my bed!"

Li Fan turned his head sideways and said, "I'll protect you!"

Gu Yating took out the mouse medicine from her bag, shook it at Li Fan, and said with a smile: "I have this!

Li Fan immediately got up, "This is what you said, don't have a mouse at the time, and you want to hug me again." ”

Gu Yating's cheeks turned red, and she silently picked up a knife to evenly cut the apple into 10 petals, and then applied the mouse medicine to the apple petals, and applied it countless times over and over again.

"Well, perfect!"

After Gu Yating snapped her fingers, she bent over with apple slices and set up in the room, under the bed, on the windowsill, next to the sofa, and in the bathroom...... The smell of a mixture of rat medicine and apples wafted through the room.

Li Fan lay on the sofa and crossed his feet and said, "I guess you are also busy in vain, can't you make the mouse medicine fake?"

Gu Yating stood up and said, "Fake? Impossible! This kind of medicine, how unconscionable it is to sell fake medicines!"

Li Fan sighed and said: "Let me tell you, there are a lot of fake medicines, not to mention this kind of mouse medicine, there are basically few drugs for the treatment of male diseases that are true, whether they are on TV commercials or small advertisements on the street, they are basically all liars." I've said all kinds of health supplements before, so I won't mention them.

Let's talk about seasonings, pepper pepper can be fake, not to mention the rat medicine that exterminates animals. ”

Gu Yating was puzzled, she sat on the bed, and said, "I think the boss is very kind, and he shouldn't sell fake medicines." ”

"Which bad guy carved the word 'bad' on his face? Good luck! If you don't believe me, you can Baidu the 'fake rat poison' and watch the news." ”

Gu Yating looked at the apple petals placed everywhere, and her heart was bottomless, she lay on the bed, used her mobile phone to Baidu Baidu, and after typing the words "fake rat poison", countless web pages couldn't be turned over, and her brows were getting tighter and tighter.

Li Fan smiled quietly and said in his heart: Not to mention entering "fake rat poison", even if you enter "fake Li Fan" and "fake Gu Yating", it is estimated that there is a lot of web information.

Thinking of this, Li Fan said in a leisurely manner: "If there are any more rats, I won't care about you! It's not early, you take a bath first, I'll go out for a walk." ”

After the two took a shower, they turned off the light, one on the bed and the other on the sofa, neither of them closed their eyes, but their minds were different.

Gu Yating turned over and said to Li Fan: "Eh, what should we do with the finals the day after tomorrow, other schools will definitely do their best to attack our weakness." ”

Li Fan still said the same thing: "Calm down, I'll talk about it tomorrow!"

"Eh, always calm! I think, Zhang Ye of Nanda is very powerful, after watching his performance, there are no dead ends at all, I don't have any bottom in my heart about him!"

"Calm down!" Li Fan said as he touched the "driver's license" in his wallet, and there was a slight itch in his heart.

Gu Yating raised her chin and looked at Li Fan in the dark, "Eh, Li Fan, by the way, what kind of show are we performing at the welcome party!"

Li Fan sat up and said, "You reminded me of this, you owe me a sexy and spicy dance, it's time to pay it back, right?"

"Can't hear it, can't hear it!" The quilt was covered, and Gu Yating blocked her ears.

Click!

Turn on the lights!

Li Fan walked over and pulled the quilt away, revealing her little head, and said, "Eh, without you like you, if you don't have any integrity at all, then I won't count talking to you in the future!"

Seeing that Gu Yating was still blocking her ears and closing her eyes, Li Fan directly parted her arms and separated her eyelids with his fingers, "Eh, don't be a scoundrel!

Gu Yating blinked, "It's okay for you to bully me like this, won't your conscience hurt?"

"I bullied you?" Li Fan raised his palm and pointed, "This hand was almost destroyed at your feet last night, you say I bullied you?"

"You deserve it!" Gu Yating smiled secretly, "Do you really want me to dance for you?"

"Nonsense, I've been waiting for a year, a year! The rats in the Ezo swamps of Hokkaido are only eight or nine months from birth to death!

Gu Yating thought for a while, "Okay then!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment, and then nodded again and again, it's easy to talk about dancing, you can take the opportunity to hehehe!

"But what kind of dance do you want to see?"

Li Fan pouted his buttocks, straightened his chest, and said, "That's it, front and back!"

"Oh, okay, pay it off! Who made you my boyfriend! I'll find music!"

Li Fan let out a sigh, "You still know that I'm your boyfriend? Hurry up, I'm ready for everything!"

Gu Yating raised her head and asked, "What's everything?"

"It's nothing, hurry up and find a song!"

After a while, Gu Yating finally got out of bed, and she said, "This light is too bright, you can adjust it." ”

"Well, romantic!" Li Fan nodded, turning the lights into dim warm tones. Li Fan felt that he was still not romantic enough and not petty bourgeoisie, after all, because of his life background, he was really awkward to let him open a bottle of red wine at this time to help the fun.

"Li Fan, don't laugh at me if you don't dance well!"

"Don't worry, I like what you dance!"

As soon as Li Fan's words fell, the music in Gu Yating's mobile phone rang:

"The ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, start now!

One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight, two-two-three-four-five-six-seven, stop!

Stretching to prepare for ......"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, plunged directly into the sofa, and covered his head with a pillow!

Gu Yating said while doing radio gymnastics, "Li Fan, eh, Li Fan, look!"

……

In the mobile phone: "body rotation exercise, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ......"

Gu Yating kept twisting her waist, "Li Fan, why don't you look at it!"

In the phone: "Jumping Sports! One, Two, Three, Four......"

Gu Yating kept jumping happily, working very hard and being very young. And Li Fan buried his head deep in the sofa, with the word "despair" floating on his head in capital letters!

After finishing up the exercise, Gu Yating wiped her sweat and sighed: "Mom, I'm tired of my mother, I didn't do it so standard when I was in high school." ”

She walked up to Li Fan, pulled away the pillow, and said, "Li Fan, I'm still dancing, right? Why didn't you watch it just now?"

"I don't know you!" Li Fan said, twisting his head into the sofa.

Gu Yating wrenched his face hard, "Aren't you still convex and backward?" Look, I'll do it for you again, one, two, three, four-"

"Disappear from my sight, immediately!"

"Okay!"

Gu Yating stuck out her tongue, returned to the bed with a "whoosh", hid in the quilt and smiled.

The lights went out, the night fell silent, and perhaps after more than 20 minutes, the sound of "squeaking" sounded again.

Gu Yating, who had just fallen asleep, opened her eyes suddenly, her body trembled, and she said in horror: "Li Fan, Li Fan, the rat pill is fake! Wake up, Li Fan!"

An impatient voice rang out on the couch, "What!

"Mouse! Mouse medicine is fake! Rat!"

"Please!"

Silence for a while!

At this time, the "squeak" sound became louder again, and Li Fan sighed, "This time the voice is so loud, this is a big mouse!"

Click!

The bedside lamp was turned on, and Gu Yating hurriedly said: "Li Fan, please, please, please, can you?

"You want to dance for me again, will you?"

"Done!"

"Who the hell peestered me from getting out of bed last night?"

"I, hurry up, Li Fan!"

"Am I a gentleman?"

"You are!"

Li Fan got up at this time, looked around, looking for the trace of the mouse, "Where did you go?"

After looking for a while, Li Fan sat on the edge of the bed and said to Gu Yating: "Don't be afraid, it is estimated that the mouse was shocked by my personal charm." ”

Gu Yating's delicate body trembled slightly, as if she understood something, "Oh, it turns out that rats are afraid of light!"

When Li Fan heard this, he hurriedly hung on the side of the bed with his toes, and after a "bang", Gu Yating directly plunged into his arms, closed his eyes and trembled: "Under the bed, under the bed, you go and hit it!"

Li Fan scratched his head, and said in his heart, if you hold me, how can I "beat the mouse", he said nonsense: "This mouse, we can't catch it at all, it's too big, too cunning, with me, after it smells the smell of a male animal, it won't dare to go to bed." ”

"Really?"

"I don't know if it's true, anyway, it's introduced in Global Science. I've turned off the lights!"

"Don't shut it down, I'm afraid!"

Li Fan raised his hand and wiped her moist eyes, "Little girl!"

"Hey, Li Fan, your hand!" Gu Yating suddenly grabbed Li Fan's hand, stared at her nails carefully, and frowned.

Li Fan asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

At this time, Gu Yating got up directly, came to the sofa, flipped over the leather sofa, and then reached out to scratch the side of the sofa, and a "squeak" sound sounded.

It's over, the case has been solved!

She turned her head suddenly, raised her eyebrows and said coldly: "Li Fan, you come down for me!"

Li Fan obediently got up and got out of bed, "Okay, you're busy, I'll go down and buy something to eat!"

As soon as Li Fan walked to the door, he was kicked out of the door by Duang.

Creak!

The door was locked.

Li Fan stood at the door, carefully looked at the nails that had just been studied, and then suddenly realized, oh, it turned out that there was a drop of leather dregs in the nails.

Hey, Li Fan sighed, what kind of entrance examination is this girl to Beijing University, she should be admitted to the Huaguo Police Academy!

He unfolded his wallet again and quietly touched the "driver's license", not knowing when Ma Yue would be able to drive the car.