Chapter 26 Which bird is so lacking in virtue?

When it comes to feelings, Pudding has a human soul in his head, and he simply treats the giant panda Jean as a cute animal.

To be honest, Du Yu is still a little afraid of this guy who seems to be cute and cute, eats bamboo most of the time, and occasionally uses some small animals to open meat.

I was afraid that I would be slapped to death and die a miserable death.

So he quietly approached Ms. Caroline, and in Du Yu's opinion, Panda Jean already knew the veterinarian, and most of them would not do it to themselves.

This is the sadness of turning from a human to a cat, without the support of the body and hands and feet, even self-confidence has decreased a lot, every time I am by Katie's side, I have to be careful, for fear of being stepped on, and if I am not careful, I will break my legs and tails.

I can more or less understand Caroline's worries, no one wants the familiar rules of work and life to be suddenly broken, but the thought of spending so much money every year, just raising this group of animals, looking at Du Yu's personality, can make my heart bleed.

Among so many animals, Du Yu only likes the elephants, white lions, and three pandas, and is inclined to sell the zoo and leave some of his favorite animals.

As for the zoo staff...... He was not familiar with these people, and vaguely thought that there was no need to let them stay in the unvisited zoo, and they could go to work on the ranch, raise more cattle and sheep, or just change jobs.

According to the old Berkshire housekeeper, the zoo has been struggling to make ends meet for nearly twenty years, and the ranch and Mrs. Ross Sr. have been paying for these people, and they have not cut expenses by firing anyone, which is very kind.

Du Yu has become a cat, and his head is still very useful.

Looking at the rusty cages and the peeling old buildings, it suddenly occurred to me that why not renovate the zoo as a gimmick to attract visitors to come and play?

Not far from London, there is also a very beautiful elk pasture, where visitors can enjoy the idyllic fun of watching animals, visiting the sea of flowers, picnics and barbecues, and riding horses and herding sheep.

In this way, all problems are solved, not only do you not have to fire anyone, but you can also increase your income.

At the beginning of the twenty-first century, times are different.

Britain was a big country in animal husbandry and agriculture at the time, and established farms and pastures all over the world, but now because of the high cost of labor and prices, the animal husbandry industry has lost its competitiveness in the world market, and has been replaced by Australia, the United States, South America and other countries, using a large number of cheap beef and mutton to impact the market.

This makes the life of British ranchers very difficult, and when they encounter some problems, they work in vain for a year, except for the cost of workers and the cost of breeding, they work hard but can't make money, so they have to think of a side business such as tourism.

Du Yu once read a news that a rancher processed unsellable milk into a variety of ice cream, and suddenly became famous, thinking that although the elk ranch is beautiful, it should try to maximize the benefits.

He is not stupid, otherwise he would not have gotten the admission letter to the University of Edinburgh, which is a top university with a high ranking, but unfortunately he gave up temporarily because he had no money to study, and asked the school to delay his enrollment, thinking that he would earn tuition fees first.

Needless to say, what happened later - Du Yu went to be a tour guide and accidentally became a fat cat pudding.

Since she is a cat, she should have the consciousness of being a cat, and she has not yet told Katie her true identity to the shovel officer, Du Yu doesn't want to cause trouble, she is not as easy to deceive as little Jerry.

The idea of renovating the zoo flashed in Du Yu's mind, and after thinking about it, he decided to hand it over to the people of his trust fund to deal with, and he was at ease to be a happy cat with only money.

Katie took the initiative to say that she had no right to intervene in the sale of the zoo, and Caroline, the female veterinarian, thought that it was probably the same, after all, she had just come to take care of Pudding, and she was not the treacherous and cunning Mrs. Moretz, how could she have the right to make a decision?

Speaking of Pudding, the owner of this zoo, she didn't take it to heart, so why should she care about a cat's feelings?

Caroline has been so troubled by this incident that she has no interest in continuing to talk, and takes the giant panda Jean back to continue cleaning the pit where they usually live.

The buttocks of the giant panda are rarely idle all day long, they can eat and pull, they defecate about 40 times a day, and it is not easy to clean, and the total weight can add up to more than ten kilograms!

Giant pandas are mainly fed by bamboo and water, and they not only have an amazing amount of defecation, but also an amazing amount of food, and adult pandas can eat about fifteen kilograms of bamboo a day, or twenty or thirty kilograms of bamboo shoots, and the amount of defecation is naturally large.

If you know this trivia, they seem to have become uncute, and the nickname "dung maker" is quite appropriate to describe pandas.

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Walking carelessly, Pudding accidentally stepped on a lump of fresh bird droppings.

It was slippery and soft to the touch, accompanied by a strong smell, so I quickly wiped my paws on the ground and looked around for clean water!

For the first time in my life, I felt that wearing shoes was a wonderful thing, and there was a world of difference between direct contact with feces and indirect contact with feces.

I don't know what kind of bird is so immoral, and the feces are so smelly! Du Yu couldn't stand it, so he quickly raised his paws and asked Katie for help, which was a very wise thing to do.

Katie saw Pudding raise his palms, which were black and dusty, and they used to be beautiful pink and fleshy.

found that the bird droppings around it had plum blossom paw prints that had been stepped on, and immediately smiled and said, "Hey, the feces can't be stepped on, and you are not a dog." ”

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Thinking of the dog's vulgar habits, Du Yu could guess what Katie meant, and now he just wanted the other party to hurry up and help him wash it, with a proud face, the bun face was more obvious, and he continued to lift his paws.

Recently, a man from Stockholm, named Ron, suddenly fell ill while working in London, fantasized that he was a dog, chased pedestrians on the street to bite, and learned that dogs pee everywhere and left a smell, disgusting Londoners, and has been arrested for mental illness.

Jokes aside, Katie still took out wet wipes from her small backpack, helped the pudding wipe the palms clean, and said: "I don't like you being dirty, don't step on my ass lately, there's nothing to see, let's go back." ”

Between the words, Du Yu's little hobby was exposed.

It's really helpless, he feels that he is affected by the habits of cats, every time Katie lies on the bed and plays with her phone, and sees the towering part, she can't help but step on it a few times and enjoy the elastic touch.

The excuses used to comfort herself and blind her bad tastes are terrible, and poor Katie has been taken advantage of so many times that she doesn't know anything about it.

Continuing her bike ride back with the pudding, she was still thinking about what to do with the zoo.

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