Chapter 122: Off the beaten path

(Ps: Dear friends, explain the competition items, the competition items in the book are written in combination with the competition items of several poetry competition programs, so as not to have doubts, I hereby explain.) )

Li Fan was amused by Yang Baobao, and hooked his finger at her and said, "Baby, come to my brother." ”

Yang Baobao walked over happily and sat down beside Li Fan, "Brother, you are old, and it will be our world in the future!"

"Am I old?" Li Fan sneered, now these children, a big ghost.

After all the contestants were introduced, they began to introduce the 8 guests, and when Liu Shishi took the stage, the scene burst into applause.

She just changed into a beige dress, her smooth long hair is coiled up, her literary style is very strong, and her appearance is clean and pure, which is rare in the entertainment industry.

Liu Shishi said: "With the strength of the good wind, send 'him' to the clouds!" Hello everyone, I am Liu Shishi, I hope I can help our players today." ”

After the 8 guests came to the stage, Dong Xin began to introduce them in detail.

Dong Xin pointed to Xiaoyaolang and said to the audience: "Xiaoyaolang, an online platinum writer, is known as Breaking Lang, and other online writers are all counted in days, this one, calculated in months, and sometimes in half a year, may I ask, Xiaoyaolang, where have you been in the past two years?"

Xiaoyao Lang laughed: "Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon." ”

Dong Xin said: "Oh, it turned out to be a drunkard, but what you wrote is really wonderful, my friend collected your book on his mobile phone, two days ago suddenly prompted an update, my friend thought it was a fraud, click on it and take a look, there are two lines of words inside: Last month I said that it was updated on the first of this month, and it's time to go, um." However, I'm just making up a story, and you believe it, take another month off!"

The audience burst into laughter and applause.

Dong Xin: "My friend silently took out the Swiss Army knife and put it in a large envelope...... Uh, good, good luck. Let's talk about Wang Wang, Wang Wang is my colleague, what is Wang Wang's real name?"

Wang Wang: "My real name is Wang Shu." ”

Dong Xin: "Wang Wang loves dogs, and Wang Wang's poems related to dogs can be recited all, Wang Wang, show it to everyone." ”

Wang Wang smiled, and sure enough, blurted out:

Giving birth to a daughter has a return, and chickens and dogs have to be returned;

The eyes of the three sages and ten saints are blind, and the mustard dog mud pig shines brightly;

The dog has no Buddha nature, and he knows that the whole is the same as emptiness;

……

memorized more than 20 sentences, and Wang Wang was stuck.

Dong Xin asked, "Is it gone?"

Wang said: "I can't think of it for the time being." ”

Dong Xin added: "In Shi Zhengjue's "Two Hundred and Five Verses": I only know that the dog is angry and chased the block, and who sees the dead snake startled out of the grass. In Lu You's "Long Song Xing": It is not the dog and horse to cover the curtain, but the wind and frost are puffy willows. Huang Tingjian's "Sixteen Songs of Nanshan Arhat Praise": The poisonous dragon collects the thunder in his ears, and the reverse scale can be a ...... of the dog"

Dong Xin cited more than 10 examples in one go, which caused the audience to exclaim again and again.

Dong Xin said proudly: "Do you think that cultural programs are so easy to host? ”

Yang Baobao stood up and said: "Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs!"

"Little sister, that's good! Who can add that?"

When the words fell, Yang Baobao got up again: "You don't see the hunter father and son leading the yellow dog, and the autumn wind is under Caimen!"

Dong Xin was very surprised, and said: "Yo, okay, it's impressive! You see that you are not as good as a child, who can add it?"

Three or four seconds later, Yang Baobao got up again: "The Zihu dog bites three levels, and he has not penetrated the mystery to attract karma." ”

At this time, everyone turned their eyes on Yang Baobao, and before they arrived, this little kid was more powerful than all adults, this is scary, and this is not reasonable.

Dong Xin was full of surprise and doubts, and said, "Whose poem?"

Yang Baobao turned his head to look at Li Fan, "Brother, whose poem is it?"

Yes!

Now everyone understands, there is a big boss who dares to make a move.

Li Fan smiled and said, "Shi Yinsu's "Ode to the Tao Song, Song of the Tao." ”

Dong Xin shook his head: "Your poem is too biased, I guess many people are like me and haven't heard it." How many more poems like this can you name?"

Li Fan said: "There are not a few songs. ”

Yang Baobao flashed his big eyes and said, "Brother Li Fan, you are a liar, you said that you can talk about dog-related poems from tonight to tomorrow morning!"

This is true, there are too many poems related to dogs, it depends on whether Li Fan wants to dump the goods outside.

In the midst of laughter, Dong Xin began to introduce other guests and adjusted the atmosphere of the scene.

Before the official start of the competition, the partners between the star players were selected by each other, the guests recommended themselves, and then the contestants grabbed people, this is voluntary, only Li Fan and Liu Shishi are the only ones in the program group.

This is normal, variety shows, are there any unspoken rules?

Eight groups are seated in turn, each with a table, and the eight tables are semi-enclosed on the stage.

Round 1, Appetizer: "Dazzling"

Contest details: 10 lines of poetry appear on the big screen in turn. And, when the next poem comes out, the previous one disappears immediately. Examine the familiarity and memorization of poems. When the poetry display on the big screen ends, the contestants and assistant guests must quickly complete the answers on the answer sheet, and then the host checks and scores one point for the correct answers in order.

There is a special link - snapping, if someone is confident that they are all right, they can slap the snap button, and after verifying that they are all right, the score will be doubled, and once they are wrong, 0 points.

Appetizers only, this part is for the contestants to "press massage".

This round is divided into two rounds, each with two games: the upper game: 10 questions in 15 seconds, and the next game: 10 questions in 6 seconds.

Upper game: 10 questions in 15 seconds, start.

The poems are displayed on the big screen in turn:

The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and the light boat has passed the ten thousand mountains;

Ask the world, what is love, and teach life and death to promise;

Chang'e should repent of stealing the elixir, the blue sea and blue sky and night heart;

……

The poems flashed on the big screen, and the players below were all busy.

This round of competition had not appeared in the previous show, it was a new type of competition, and everyone was a little caught off guard.

10 questions in 15 seconds, 1.5 seconds for each poem. The consistent approach of all contestants and guests is that every time a poem appears, the first word or keyword will be recorded as soon as possible, and then it will be improved when the poem is displayed on the big screen.

Can you be here in Li Fan......

The first line of poetry floated by, Li Fan wrote quickly, writing the whole sentence, his head always raised and staring at the big screen, and the marker pen danced wildly on the answer sheet.

Liu Shishi was dumbfounded, the fifth line of poetry was already displayed on the big screen, and Li Fan was still writing the first line of poetry on the answer sheet, can this work? Why is this kid suddenly so stupid?

Look at the screen with your eyes and write poems, isn't this a mixture of the two? Your memory is good, but this is mutual interference, do you think you practice left and right to play each other?

"Li Fan, let's take a shorthand note and then add it!Li Fan!!" This made Liu Shishi extremely bad, and he couldn't wait to snatch his marker pen.

But Li Fan was not disturbed at all, his eyes kept staring at the screen, and his subordinates were writing rapidly.

Liu Shishi was anxious and angry, and didn't care about Li Fan, so she hurriedly looked at the screen and recorded it quickly, but because Li Fan's strange behavior was distracted, she didn't remember the first two or three capitals, and there were two songs in the back that were reversed.

When the 15-second time came, the big screen was empty, and all the guests and contestants quickly added poems.

At this time, Li Fan has long since stopped writing in a proper manner, and he went straight all the way to the grass and finished in an instant!

Syllable!

The marker pen was thrown casually on the table.

Bang!

Hit the "snap button"!

Everyone turned their heads in an instant, looking for the source of the sound, completely unaware of the situation.

When Liu Shishi turned her head sideways, she was completely blindsided.

Can't you?

She flipped through the stack of answer sheets in front of Li Fan, and then almost didn't take her breath!

Didn't Mr. Jin say that the smarter a person is, the more he learns, the more he will not be able to fight left and right?