Chapter 9: Sister Wu
Why is it called the Taoist cow nose, there are three widely circulated sayings, one is the shape of the Taoist priest's hair sideburns like a cow's nose, and there is the hat worn by the Taoist priest like a cow's nose, but the last one has the highest degree of recognition, Taoist ancestor Lao Tzu rode a green ox, and later used the green ox to refer to Lao Tzu, and the cow's nose to refer to the Taoist.
Li Yu was accepted as an apprentice by Old Man Ye when he was two years old, and before going to school, he lived in the Taoist temple most of the time, and at that time Li Yu also wore Taoist robes and had long hair.
The concept of contemplation is not big or small, it was built by Old Man Ye's money, and there were only five people in the Taoist Temple, including Li Yu, Old Man Ye, Senior Sister Wu, Li Yu, and Old Man Ye's two registered apprentices.
The incense is not strong at all, and Old Man Ye doesn't take any legal work, anyway, he is not short of money, but occasionally helps people to see a doctor.
The Taoist temple is at the foot of the mountain, behind it is a perennial mist-shrouded mountain, at a glance it is green and boundless, and even the road cannot be seen, and the degree of primitiveness is very high.
The Taoist temple is antique, all built of green bricks and solid wood, and from a distance, there are only a few bright lights.
Li Yu got out of the car and walked to the Taoist temple, and unexpectedly found that there was a middle-aged man in his thirties carrying a lantern, and the man saw Li Yu from a distance, and immediately took a few steps forward: "Little brother, you have arrived." ”
"Huh, Brother Chen, why are you here? Li Yu felt a little strange, the middle-aged man in front of him was the registered disciple of Old Man Ye, from Li Yu came to the Taoist Temple and called Li Yu "Little Senior Brother", Li Yu would agree proudly when he was a child, and then pretended to say: "Senior brother, you have to work hard, Old Man Ye may accept you one day." ”
Brother Chen would smile innocently at that time, just like now: "Ye Lao asked me to wait for you here, come in first." ”
How did Old Man Ye know that he would come at this time? Li Yu was full of doubts, he knew that Old Man Ye was able to pinch and calculate, and he had some metaphysical attainments, but he was reborn, and the trajectory of his fate had changed.
Brother Chen walked to the door of the main hall and stopped when he pushed the door open, allowing Li Yu to walk in by himself.
In the middle of the main hall is enshrined Taishang Laojun, and the smoke is filled.
When Li Yu was six or seven years old and watched "Journey to the West", he felt that something was wrong in it, how could Taishang Laojun work in the Jade Emperor.
Tao gives birth to one, life two, two gives birth to three, and three gives birth to all things, this Tao is Taishang Laojun, and this three is the three Qing, that is, the Yuan Shi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, and the moral Tianzun.
And the Jade Emperor, belonging to the Four Emperors, is still ranked below the Sanqing, for example, Sanqing is the chairman, the Jade Emperor is the general manager, and Taishang Laojun, the chairman of the chairman, how to stand guard at the general manager.
Li Yu thought about these in his heart, and then drooped his face, and saw Old Man Ye wearing pajamas, sitting under the statue of the god, sitting cross-legged with his back to Li Yu.
Li Yu walked over and saw a laptop on Old Man Ye's lap, he was playing Spider Solitaire!
Old Man Ye is seventy-three years old this year, but he doesn't look like he is in his fifties, and he is in good spirits and not old at all.
Li Yu was just about to open his mouth to preach a few words, but Old Man Ye spoke first: "How much do you want to borrow." ”
"How do you know that I will come to borrow money??" Li Yu looked confused, and the shock in his heart was indescribable.
"Heaven must not be divulged. "Old man Ye is still there to code cards.
Li Yu knows Old Man Ye's character, and what he doesn't want to tell you will never tell you anyway, just like his previous life, he may have been in the hands of Old Man Ye all his life.
"Hey, you stinky boy, you white-eyed wolf, you think of me so much, how can I treat you as my pawn, I raised you as my son. Old man Ye closed the computer and stood up.
"There are some things that you can't tell you, but you just need to know that we won't hurt you. ”
Li Yu, who was blinded by his brain, naturally would not accept such a statement, Li Yu, who originally thought he was a prophet, felt as if he didn't know anything at this moment, but he really couldn't do anything about this old guy.
At this time, the door was suddenly kicked open, and a woman walked in, saw Li Yu at a glance, and immediately threw the bag she was carrying on the ground and flew towards Li Yu.
The woman's legs were wrapped around Li Yu's waist and hung on Li Yu's body like a koala.
Where did Li Yu's small physique at this time bear the woman in front of her, who had four oversized meat balls, and fell to the ground all of a sudden, and in an instant, the bear hug became a riding position.
"Sister Wu... Do you want to be so excited ... Can you get up... I hurt a lot. Li Yu's face was loveless.
"What does it hurt, it's not like we're not wearing clothes, do you say I'm heavy?" Wu Xia looked at Li Yu with a smile.
"How is that possible!Sister Wu, you have to eat a little more, you see that you have lost weight!" Li Yu had tasted Wu Xia's methods since he was a child, and quickly changed his words.
"Ao, have you lost weight, where have you lost weight, breasts, or buttocks?" Wu Xia said and deliberately twisted her ass a few times, and then lay on Li Yu's chest, and the two giant meat eggs immediately pressed on Li Yu's chest, and the soft touch made Li Yu feel like she was on pins and needles.
"No, no, I mean my face is thin, my waist is thin!" Even if the two of them are in such close physical contact, Li Yu doesn't have any ideas, he was completely brought up by Wu Xia when he was two to five years old, Wu Xia is nine years older than him, like a sister, and like a little mother.
"You've passed. The money is in the bag, and I wanted to give you a card, but you don't have an ID card, and you are not 16 years old, so it is inconvenient to withdraw money and save money. Wu Xia stood up from Li Yu.
"You talk about things first, I'll wait for you in the room. Wu Xia said and patted Li Yu's buttocks, walked out of the hall and closed the door.
Old man Ye has long been accustomed to the noise of two people.
"You don't tell me anything? Do you know everything too, and I'm the only one in the dark?"
"She's more than you know, and you should know more than she does. ”
Li Yu noticed this sentence, the "current you" in it, could it be that Old Man Ye knew about his rebirth?
"Okay, let's go out, stay for one night and let Wu Xia send you back tomorrow, you can look at your feet." ”
Li Yu glanced down and found that there were two shadows under his feet!
Li Yu's first reaction was the refraction of the light, but when he looked up, he found that it was impossible.
"Get out, it's only like this in this hall. After Old Man Ye finished speaking, he played his cards cross-legged again, and it seemed that he would not say anything more.
Li Yu picked up the bag on the ground, felt the weight, and roughly knew how much money was in the bag, more than 20 catties, about one million yuan.
Closing the door of the main hall, Li Yu looked down and found that his shadow was really only one, and Li Yu, who was full of questions, knew that he couldn't ask anything, and walked to his previous room.
Ghosts have no shadows, Li Yu, who has been reborn once, has two shadows, and in the main hall, the old man Ye who was sitting on the ground, under him, was pitch black, like an abyss.
Li Yu walked to his room with his bag and pushed the door open, and saw Wu Xia wearing only a small vest on her upper body and a small shorts on her thighs lying on the bed.
It is very accurate to say that he was only wearing a small vest, there was nothing in it, and Li Yu saw two small bumps.
Wu Xia beckoned to Li Yu: "Brother, come, sister will help you check your body." ”