Chapter 18: Playing Cards
"Good morning Grandma Wang" Yiyi greeted Aunt Wang obediently, "Good morning, Yiyi" Aunt Wang said to Yiyi with a smile, her eyes were full of kindness.
Aunt Wang continued to clean, Wang Xia hugged Yiyi and sat on the sofa in the hall, Fang Qian put down the magazine in her hand and said to Yiyi: "Yiyi, have you drunk the milk?" ”
"Well, Baba soaked milk for Yiyi to drink. Yiyi said milkily, Fang Lan on the side wanted to hug Yiyi, but who knew that Yiyi hid, "Yiyi doesn't want my sister-in-law to hug her, I want to hug her." ”
Seeing this, Fang Lan pretended to be unhappy and said: "What a little white-eyed wolf, if you have a father, you don't want an aunt, your aunt loves you for nothing." ”
"Auntie, don't be angry, it's rare for Baba to come to see Yiyi, of course Yiyi has to be hugged by Baba, Auntie can hug Yiyi every day, let Baba hug Yiyi today. Yiyi saw that Fang Lan was angry and hurriedly explained, and her aunt was also very good to her.
Seeing that Yiyi was in such a hurry, Fang Lan laughed all of a sudden, and touched Yiyi's head dotingly, "Okay, Auntie will give your father the opportunity to hold you, Auntie should watch TV by herself." ”
Maybe it's because Wang Xia is here, the atmosphere is a little awkward at the moment, everyone is busy with their own business, Fang Lan is watching TV, Fang Qian is reading magazines, only Wang Xia doesn't know what to do, and feels a little like a needle.
In fact, Fang Qian also felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, usually when she was resting, she watched Fang Lan and Yiyi play, and then she would join in, but now that there is Wang Xia, she doesn't know what to do at all.
"Ma Ma Ma Ma, don't you have to go to work today. Yiyi was curious and said to Fang Qian, in the past, Ma Ma only rested at home on weekends, but today is Wednesday, why didn't Ma Ma go to work.
"Because my dad came this time, my mom didn't go to work. Fang Qian said with a slight red face, she was telling the truth, it was indeed because of Wang Xia that she didn't go to work, and Fang Lan was her secretary, the boss didn't go to work, of course Fang Lan didn't have to go to work, she was forced to stay at home by Fang Qian, otherwise she didn't know how to face Wang Xia.
Wang Xia was a little surprised when he heard Fang Qian's words, Fang Qian didn't go to work because of her arrival?
Maybe it's because he can't stand this quiet atmosphere to the extreme, Wang Xia said: "There's nothing to do now, let's play cards, and those who lose will post small notes." ”
"Cut, boring. Fang Lan pursed her lips and said, she didn't want to play cards with Wang Xia, if Fang Qian hadn't kept her, she would have gone shopping with her best friend a long time ago.
"Okay, I just have two decks of cards at home, I'll go get them. Instead, Fang Qian agreed, instead of being so embarrassed, it was better to find something to do.
After seeing her cousin and boss rush to get the cards, Fang Lan was desperate in her heart, saying that she had a good iceberg temperament, and she couldn't play cards with the people she hated just because she was there.
The gambling projects in this world are not much different from the earth in the previous life, there are still landlords or something, Wang Xia and they are just three people, so they play landlords.
After Yiyi saw that Wang Xia was about to play cards, he said excitedly: "Bababa, Yiyi is also going to play cards." ”
Well, Wang Xia was stunned for a moment, my baby daughter, you don't even know the cards, how to play cards, give you a two and a three, you don't know who is bigger. Of course, it was impossible for Wang Xia to refuse Yiyi, so he said to Yiyi: "Yiyi, will Dad fight with you, will the two of us win against Mom and Auntie." ”
Of course Yiyi agreed, yes, playing cards with Baba is so exciting.
In the first round, Wang Xia directly caught the landlord, and he didn't know whether it was his luck or bad luck, but there was no king in his hand when he caught the landlord, only one two, and a hand of cards could not even be smoothed. This made him a little cryless without tears, Nima, such a bad card to let himself catch the landlord, what the hell is this luck.
"Yiyi, we are the landlords, and my mother and aunt are our enemies. Wang Xia said carefully to Yiyi.
The landlord sounded so majestic, Yiyi was very excited at this time, so he pointed his little hand and said crisply: "Baba, is it okay to hit this one." ”
Wang Xia saw Yiyi pointing to a two, the expression on his face to say how wonderful it is, baby daughter, who fights the landlord the first hand to play the biggest card out, how to mix the cards after the card is played, it is completely self-defeating.
"Fight or not, grind and chirp, Yiyi said to play which card to play, what, what I just said should be a fart. Fang Lan said a little impatiently, and he thought about dozens of seconds when he played a card, and he was engaged in wool.
Wang Xia s face trembled like constipation and snorted a two, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, let you try it like this.
Fang Qian and Fang Lan were stunned to see Wang Xia hit a two, no wonder Wang Xia was so hesitant, it turned out that Yiyi casually pointed to a two.
"Hahaha, two, you're really two, okay, you're big, you keep coming out. Fang Lan laughed without any image, and Fang Qian also snickered with her mouth drowning.
"Yes, Ma Ma and Auntie can't afford it, Baba, it's amazing. Yiyi said to Wang Xia excitedly.
Although Wang Xia's mood at this time was as wonderful as eating shit, he still smiled softly: "Yiyi is really amazing, come, let's continue to play cards." "Anyway, the biggest cards are played, let Yiyi point to this game, and lose if you lose.
Yiyi saw that there were two similar cards, so he said, "Baba, these two cards are like ah, like twins, just play them." ”
This will make Wang Xia feel like crying, and her daughter is finally smaller, so she immediately threw out a pair of three, held Yiyi's little face and kissed it, "Yiyi, you are awesome" Yiyi's little face showed a proud little expression, and it was almost like a bloody face for Wang Xia.
Wang Xia's next family is Fang Lan, so after coming out of a pair of three, Fang Lan directly threw out a pair of two, and looked at Wang Xia with a provocative face, Wang Xia was immediately angry when he saw this, is it tolerable or unbearable, the master is going to blow you up, and then looked at the cards in his hand, and immediately went down, the fart was fried, and there was no hair.
Fang Qian and Fang Lan were farmers, so naturally it was impossible to blow up Fang Lan, so it was over.
Wang Xia, who was without two, naturally couldn't beat Fang Qian and Fang Lan, and soon lost, thinking to himself, it's okay, this is just the first game, and the next game will definitely come back.
After losing, Wang Xia had two more small notes on his cheeks, "Baba is so funny" Yiyi said with laughter, Wang Xia was a little helpless when he saw this, and his daughter played the cards with tears in her eyes and had to accept punishment.
The landlord of the second game is Fang Lan, Wang Xia has a big king in his hand, and the cards are also very smooth, Wang Xia is happy in his heart that he will definitely be able to win this game.
Fang Lan first played a three, Fang Qian took a six, it was Wang Xia's turn, Wang Xia wanted to put the extra single card out first, anyway, he had a king, who picked him alone.
But Yiyi said: "Baba, the pattern on this card is a clown, alas, just hit it." ”
Wang Xia wanted to cry on the spot, my baby daughter, don't take you to be such a cheat, but seeing that Yiyi's interest is so high, Wang Xia still beat the king with tears.
"Okay, you cow, you keep coming out. Fang Lan said to Wang Xia, Fang Qian can't afford it.
In the end, Fang Lan, who was the landlord, still had two cards, and Wang Xia only had two left, as for Fang Qian, there were eight left, she had never played any cards, this time she played cards.
Looking at the cards on the table, Wang Xia calculated the remaining cards, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, the size of the king and the four two out, Wang Xia guessed that Fang Lan's two cards are a pair of A, and his own is two single cards, but not A, Fang Qian does not have A, that is to say, whether to play a pair or play a single card Fang Lan is not won?
Just when Wang Xia was worried that he would lose, Fang Qian made a six-in-a-row smooth, and there were still two cards left in his hand, Wang Xia was about to cheer on the spot, his teammates were too powerful, and he was going to win now.
Seeing that Fang Qian had a straight line, Fang Lan's face suddenly collapsed, and sure enough, everyone couldn't afford to go back and Fang Qian came out with a pair and ran out, this time it was Fang Qian and Wang Xia who defeated the landlord Fang Lan for the peasants, and Fang Lan was also pasted with two small notes.
"Yes, my aunt lost, and we won. Yiyi said happily.
"You have no conscience, you are so happy when your aunt loses, your aunt will not hurt you in the future, and she will not buy candy for you to eat. Fang Lan snorted and said to Yiyi.
"Yiyi has Baba, Baba will buy it for Yiyi, right? Yiyi said to Wang Xia.
"Yes, yes, my aunt doesn't buy candy for Yiyi, and my father buys candy for Yiyi to eat. Wang Xia immediately patted his chest and said, looking at Fang Lan with a snarled look, Xiaoxian, compete with me for favor, you are doomed to failure.
Fang Lan looked at Wang Xia with a murderous look, her angry teeth were clucking, and Wang Xia kissed Yiyi demonstratively, Fang Lan felt that she was about to go berserk.
Seeing that Fang Lan and Wang Xia were jealous of Yiyi, Fang Qian felt very funny and said, "I can't fight yet, this time I am the landlord." ”
The game continues, this time Wang Xia's cards are also very good, not only Xiao Wang, but also two twos, heads-up is simply invincible.
Fang Qian came out with a second in the first one, Wang Xia laughed secretly in her heart, girl, there is going to be a straight son below, how could the master let you succeed, and directly beat Zhang Xiaowang to death.
But then Wang Xia's smile froze, and Fang Lan's girl came out of King Zhang to press him again, what the hell is this!
"The two of us are in a group, what do you mean by pressing me? Wang Xia said to Fang Lan speechlessly.
"Phew, who's in a gang with you, only you are allowed to play the cards and I am not allowed to play the cards, I also have to check the cards. Fang Lan said disdainfully to Wang Xia. Wang Xia shrugged his shoulders, Okay, let you play, I want to see what cards you want to play.
"Slap" Fang Lan threw out a three, and looked at Wang Xia provocatively, what's the matter, the old lady can play whichever card she likes.
Wang Xia has a messy feeling in the wind, is this a teammate? Isn't this a pit, how can anyone cheat his teammates like this, isn't he just snorting a few times, use, no, remember it like this, hate!