066 Lao Tzu covers you

When the plane reached a certain altitude, it did not rise again, and the discomfort in my ears began to adapt, I sat in panic for half an hour, only to feel that everything was normal, and then I breathed a long sigh of relief, and collapsed weakly in the seat, touched my back, and found that I was actually in a cold sweat.

The flight attendants distributed lunch and drinks one by one, in the end, it was the plane diet, which was naturally not very delicious, and the amount of food was also small. Li Yi is a master who is used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, so he naturally can't get used to it, he frowned and ate the vegetables and fruits, then pushed the food away, took a bite of orange juice, and never moved his chopsticks again.

Can he be full of a big man who eats so much? Even if it is unpalatable, he must grit his teeth and eat, and he must not starve his stomach! Seeing that he is wasting food, I secretly shook my head, what a rich man's style. I am used to being hungry and afraid, and I can swallow no matter how unpalatable the food is.

I couldn't help but think of my childhood, and I also thought of my mother and sister, and frankly speaking, even if I resent them, they were also my relatives, how could I have no feelings? Thinking of this, I lost my appetite, I felt that I had lived quite redundantly, and after counting, I couldn't find anyone who really loved me, and the food in the bowl suddenly lost its appeal.

The fuselage suddenly fell sharply, and the body was weightless. I panicked, and the four bloody words "plane crash" flashed in my mind, and I was suddenly frightened and screamed.

Because my luck has always been bad, all kinds of bad things can be touched, the fortune teller told me my fortune, saying that I have a light eight sons, a person with a thin life and no blessings, destined to be a father and mother.

I grabbed something in a panic and leaned straight to the side, and the plane stabilized again, then it went up again for a short time. After a few seconds of rising, another bump, another bump. I felt like I wasn't sitting on an airplane, I was like a tractor in the countryside.

My noisy screams managed to attract the attention of the other guests, my eyes were full of reproach, I blushed with embarrassment, and the stewardess came over and said to me gently, "Ma'am, you don't have to worry, the plane is a little bumpy because of the air currents." That's it, this is a normal phenomenon. ”

After all, it was my first time on a plane, and I had seen too many crashes, so I was still not very relieved to ask, "It's really normal, I've seen a lot of movie scenes, this is a harbinger of a plane crash......."

Before I could finish speaking, a familiar domineering voice suddenly sounded in my ears: "You are endless, afraid of this and that, is your life so cheap? ”

I knew that he disliked himself again, so he lowered his head aggrievedly and muttered, "My life is relatively thin!"

I was just talking to myself, I didn't expect Li Yi to listen, he took out a book from the bag in the front seat and threw it on my lap, "Lao Tzu's life is hard, even if your life is thin, Lao Tzu covers you, what are you afraid of, you read me a book, don't twitter, along the way, you haven't stopped, the noise hurts my brain, Lao Tzu's face has been thrown to my grandmother's house by you, what else do you want?"

The flight attendant also softly reassured, "Madam, it's okay, your boyfriend said it's okay." ”

Boyfriend? These three words are like a bolt from the blue, I suspect that there is something wrong with the flight attendant's eyes, won't she look at her eyes?

I opened my mouth to explain, but before I could speak, Li Yi pointed at me and asked in a cold voice, "She looks like my girlfriend there, she looks like a hillbilly, is my taste so bad, do you have long eyes?"

The flight attendant was so nervous that she gently wiped the sweat from the tip of her nose, and said tremblingly, "I... I...., I'm sorry!"

Li Yi didn't look at people's pretty faces, his attitude was gentle, and he interrupted people politely, "Okay, okay, don't be verbose, hurry up and flash aside, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu's eyes." ”

I'm dizzy, this bastard, I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and it's a shame for me to follow him, okay? Look at his sideways appearance, he is the son of an upstart, the economy is keeping up, and the quality is dragging behind.

After Li Yi finished scolding the beautiful flight attendant, he turned his attention to me again, glanced at me and ordered, "What are you in a daze, you read a book to Lao Tzu." ”

I obediently picked up the book and found that Li Yi threw over an English financial magazine, I could understand it, at most I could recognize 0ne, to and the like, and I couldn't recognize anything else, it was really boring.

I removed the book, revealing half of my eyes, and secretly looked at Li Yi, he was looking at the book intently, it was an English book, could he understand it? Or did he know that his quality was not high, so he used it to pretend to be forced?

But he looked very eye-catching when he read the book seriously, like a model deliberately posed for a photo in a pictorial, hey, I sighed, shook my head, and happened to see the two ladies behind him, who were looking at Li Yi and whispering.

I couldn't help but sigh again, it's good for a man to have a good skin, before I knew him, I fell for that amazing look, and when you know who he is, it's too late to get out, not to mention that the object is rich and powerful!

I couldn't help but sigh again, it's good for a man to have a good skin, before I knew him, I fell for that amazing look, and when you know who he is, it's too late to get out, not to mention that the object is rich and powerful!

There was the sound of flipping magazines in my ears, I quickly picked up the magazines, covered my face, and pretended to read, I drank that medicine last night, tossed all night, didn't sleep well, and today I was tossed by Li Yi for most of the day, and finally felt tired. Now that the air conditioner was on in the cabin, my eyelids began to fight, and I struggled back and forth for a long time, and finally couldn't refuse Zhou Gong's refusal, so I leaned back on the back of the chair and fell asleep.

Faintly, I heard a long sigh from a man, and someone gently put my chair down, and then asked the stewardess for a thin blanket to cover me. That voice was low and cold, especially like someone, but how could that person cover me with a blanket, it must have been my dream.

I was woken up by Li Yi, I opened my eyes ignorantly, and found that the passengers were standing up to pick up their luggage, I looked down at myself, there was no blanket to cover my body, it was really a dream.

I looked out the window, and there was a concrete floor and an airport car, and a little farther away, there was another China Southern Airlines plane.

Li Yi pushed me again impatiently, pursed his eyebrows and mocked, "Haven't you slept enough?" You slept like a pig along the way, snoring, drooling, sleeping in such a bad position, are you a woman?"

Did I drool? I quickly raised my hand and touched my mouth, but there was no saliva! It dawned on me that this guy had lied to me.

Li Yi knocked me on the head heavily, with a joke in his tone, "You are really a pig, stupid to death, you believe everything others say, or do you drool when you sleep, huh?"

I threw my head up and tried to defend myself, "No, no, I'm not drooling, okay?" I said as I tried to get up, forgetting that I still had a seat belt on my waist. I was strangled by the strap and fell back into my seat in embarrassment.

Li Yi finally chuckled, and the corners of his mouth turned up and quipped, "It's so stupid!"

The eyes that are usually cold as frost are bent upward, like a half moon, the teeth are clean and neat, the dimples on the right are looming, a little childish, he laughs so beautifully, I am a little stunned.

But Li Yi has schizophrenia, one second he can smile at you, the next second he can beat you, changing his face faster than turning a book, as expected, his smile converged, with a stinky face, raised his tone and roared, "What are you still rubbing?"

I hurriedly unfastened the seat belt, but I couldn't untie it, Li Yi went over, slapped her hand away heavily, he was very ruthless, my hand was red, he pulled the belt with one hand and pulled the buckle with the other, clicked, the seat belt was unfastened, raised his eyes and stared at me and said angrily, "You remember the method for Lao Tzu, don't forget, next time I will take you out, again, don't think that I will help you again, you will be embarrassed." ”

Li Yi stacked up the cruel words, picked up the suit jacket and put it on his arm, turned around and walked as if he was flying out. I hurriedly grabbed my handbag and followed.