Chapter 22: Are You Human?
The light in Chen Mu's eyes flickered, and he said to Lu Hao: "Then, let me prove my ability to make laughter first!"
Lu Hao nodded, thought for a while, and said a sentence: "I am Di Lieba, and in the recording of the running man, I sat on the ground." ”
Dilireba's eyes lit up and asked, "Do you need my cooperation?"
Lu Hao nodded and said, "Yes." "I just happened to take a look at Dilireba's funny ability by the way.
Di Li Gerba smiled, sat on the ground, looked at Chen Mu, and said, "You can start." ”
Chen Mu thought about it for a moment and had an idea.
Chen Mu walked leisurely towards Di Li Reba from a distance, and asked unhurriedly, "Reba! "A mouthful of Northeast dialect.
Lu Hao's eyes lit up and he watched quietly.
Di Lieba sat on the ground, blinked his eyes smartly, and said, "Chen Mu, I'll sit for a while, you come and talk for a while!"
"Oh, okay, here we are. Chen Mu agreed, and when he walked towards Reba, he suddenly ran to his side, swishing away like a wild horse, as if there was a corner next to him that could hide people, looking back, making a defensive posture, Chen Mu was stunned and said: "Hey, no one!" immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"Chen Mu, what are you doing!" Di Lieba shouted helplessly.
"I'm afraid that the rest of your alliance will tear me up. Chen Mu admitted calmly. He immediately walked to Reba's side, squatted down, and asked, "Is there anything wrong, you want Gaha, say it!"
"It's okay, I'm just going to see if you listen or not. Reba said with a smile, and immediately stretched out his hands, wanting Chen Mula to get up by himself.
Chen Mu's face turned dark, he pressed Di Lieba's raised hand down, frowned, and said, "Don't move." ”
"What are you doing?" Di Lieba looked at Chen Mu blankly.
"You sit down for a while!"
"Chen Mu, you... Forget it, I'll get up on my own. ”
Again, he pressed down, "This kid, why don't you be obedient, don't move." ”
"Chen Mu!" a loud roar.
"Chen Mu, do you know? Di Lieba said lightly.
"Huh, you're a goddess?"
"Hmm"
"Hello, Goddess, Goddess, please be seated. "Smack, hold it down again!
......
"Bang Bang..."
Applause rang out.
Lu Hao clapped his hands, nodded with satisfaction, and said to the two of them appreciatively: "Yes, if you add some more actions and expressions, you will successfully create a laugh, and the two of you are very open, without the idol baggage of celebrities, which is very good, it is enough to prove that the funny ability of the two of you can still pass, but it still needs to be improved." ”
"Thank you Director Lu, I just fantasized about Fat Di really sitting on the ground and then reacting. Chen Mu explained with a smile.
Di Lieba's face froze, no wonder, looking at Chen Mu's expression just now didn't look like he was acting, feelings, you really have this kind of thought!
"Chen Mu!" Dilieba shouted.
Chen Mu turned his head suspiciously.
Di Lieba showed a smile and said lightly: "Don't leave after school!"
“......”
"I invite you to dinner, please sin. ”
"This enmity is incompatible. ”
"Seafood Loft"
"Oh!"
Turning his head, Chen Mu smiled at Lu Hao and asked, "Director Lu, I don't know if you are satisfied." ”
Lu Hao nodded, a smile appeared on his serious face, and said, "Yes, I admit that I underestimated you." ”
Chen Mu smiled modestly, relieved in his heart, and immediately, a dazzling confidence rose in his eyes, and Chen Mu said proudly: "I'll show my talent and strength again!"
"Oh?" Lu Hao exclaimed in surprise, what made this sleek and old young man have such strong self-confidence? Lu Hao looked at it with interest.
Di Li Gerba also looked at Chen Mu in surprise on the side, this was the first time she had seen Chen Mu's confident appearance!
Seeing the gazes of both of them, Chen Mu showed a mysterious smile on his face, and the magnetic business slowly sounded, "My talent show is magic!"
Lu Hao and Di Lieba's eyes lit up, magic can always represent unpredictable and unbelievable abilities, and it can arouse people's curiosity the most.
"But don't you need to prepare anything?" asked Dilireba.
Chen Mu still smiled mysteriously, shook his head, and said softly to Di Lieba: "Don't speak, the magic is about to start!"
When Di Li Gerba heard this, he instantly closed his mouth, and looked at Chen Mu with his beautiful eyes.
I saw Chen Mu shaking his right index finger, blinking at Di Lieba's left eye, and said slowly: "Don't blink your eyes in the next time, because you may miss the most amazing thing in the world." ”
After speaking, Chen Mu said as he walked around the room with a thoughtful look on his face:
"How many years has our human civilization existed so far?
Thousands of years, tens of thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years?
As for me, I didn't think about it so much, now that the time has passed, chasing doesn't prove anything.
But I'm very interested in the history of the creation of fire, and I often think that the ancients used ancient methods such as drilling wood to make fire, and later discovered flint, and in modern times, invented lighters. ”
Chen Mu took out a lighter, snapped, and a flame appeared, Chen Mu frowned, threw the lighter aside, and continued: "I, I'm a person, I'm always cranky, I just thought, can human beings light fire without any utensils?"
After Chen Mu finished speaking, he scratched his head, his eyes showed a distressed look, and then said: "I just want to! I will try! One day, I succeeded, just like this."
Chen Mu's body turned suddenly, and his solemn face fell in front of Lu Hao and Di Lieba, staring at the two of them tightly, and said with a mysterious smile: "Next, it is the moment to witness the miracle." ”
"I wanted to try and use the principle of flint and steel to make a flame. Chen Mu looked at his right hand and rubbed his thumb and index finger with his right hand suddenly.
Suddenly, Lu Mu and Di Lieba were startled, and swallowed their saliva in horror, as if there was a spark just now.
"It's normal to fail. Chen Mu smiled at the two of them, rubbed them lightly again, and in an instant, a trace of blue flame ignited from the junction of Chen Mu's right thumb and index finger between Lu Hao and Di Lireba's creepy eyes, but it only lasted for two seconds and went out.
Chen Mu sighed and said gloomily: "It's just that the fire is too hot, and after a long time, human skin will be injured." ”
Lu Hao and Di Lieba came to their senses, and shivered synchronously, and immediately, Di Lieba rushed to Chen Mu's side, stared at Chen Mu's right hand with beautiful eyes, raised his head a little fearfully, and asked weakly, "Really?"
Chen Mu smiled slightly, stretched out his right hand in front of Di Lieba's eyes, and swiped it lightly again, rubbing it, and the flames burned again.
Looking at the flames in front of him, Di Lieba was stunned for a moment, and then screamed in fright, and swooped behind Lu Hao, his face full of exotic beauty blinked with bright beautiful eyes, and looked at Chen Mu pitifully.
"Hehe!" Chen Mu smiled, and immediately apologized to Lu Hao: "I'm very sorry, Director Lu." ”
After all, Lu Hao has lived longer, since it is magic, it must be fake, Lu Hao's heart just fluctuated, and then returned to normal.
At this time, hearing Chen Mu's apology, Lu Hao was stunned and couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"
Chen Mu's face was full of apologies, and said, "When I first came in, I became interested in the documents you were reading in front of me, so I couldn't hold back for a while..."
Seeing the document in Chen Mu's hand, Lu Hao's face changed, he looked down at the locked drawer, hurriedly opened it, and then looked at it with Di Lieba.
Empty, Lu Hao and Di Lieba's faces turned pale, this is out of the category of magic!
Di Li Gerba took a deep breath, looked at Chen Mu with beautiful eyes, and asked slowly:
"Chen Mu, are you human?"