Pudding is hard to threaten anyone, even if it shows its claws, because its fat body is so cute.

As an old Mrs. Ross, it cost 60,000 pounds to buy a competition-level exotic shorthair cat, and its pedigree can be traced back to Princess Diana.

Of course, it is not related to the princess who has been dead for many years.

But its grandfather, who was raised by Princess Diana for a while, and the pudding is its descendant, what is called a famous nobleman?

In the UK, things are labelled with royalty, and prices are bound to go up like crazy, even cats. Recently, there has been news that someone has tried to breed the Queen's pet dog corgis, and if it does, it will not be too much to sell a puppy for 10,000 pounds.

The boy Jerry was young and didn't have much heart, and when he saw that "Master Cat" was talking, he immediately obediently stuffed his mobile phone through the crack in the window, put it in front of the pudding, and asked it curiously: "Why do you speak?"

Pudding was checking the photo album, and sure enough, he saw a video of himself playing with the iPad, the operation key was too small, and it pressed it several times before deleting it, and after completely clearing it, he asked rhetorically: "Does your family believe in God?"

Jerry nodded hurriedly: "My grandmother occasionally takes me to church. I don't like to go though, it's too boring. ”

Du Yu talked to him.

Since you can't kill this little guy and kill him, there is no need to do this, the best way is naturally to obediently let the other party keep it a secret, in his opinion, it should not be difficult to fool a child whose hair has not yet grown.

With "holiness" on his face, he thought he was serious enough, but in fact, his face was cute, and he opened his mouth and said: "You should have more contact with the omnipotent God, he is my boss, and I ...... It's an angel in the mouth of you humans!"

At this time, Du Yu remembered the black angel who turned himself into a cat.

Well, the image is completely different from what people imagined, it seems that racial equality, God and his old man implemented it very well, and a bowl of water was flattened.

"Wow!"

The boy Jerry's reaction made Du Yu very satisfied, his eyes were shining, and they were almost shining.

Then Du Yu heard him ask a lot of questions:

"Have you seen God?"

"What does he look like, and can you take my grandmother to meet him?"

"Since you're an angel, Heaven is your home, isn't it interesting there?"

"Can I go there? It is said that my family once had a pirate ancestor, have you ever met him?"

encountered such a small chatter, Du Yu was a little confused.

I haven't opened my mouth for so many days, and today I accidentally met a little guy who can talk, and to be honest, he is quite happy.

Putting aside the frivolous questions and not answering, he said, "Of course I have seen God, and he asked me to come to London for a while, and he appeared in the form of this cat." Now that you've seen me, you should make you dumb, and promise me that you won't tell anyone else about me!"

Jerry was frightened, afraid that he would really be dumb, and covered his mouth with his hand and nodded.

Pudding used his short legs to make a circle in the air, and then said, "Very well, we have signed a contract, and you are my companion on earth."

You must remember that if you tell me about it, then not only will you not be able to go to heaven, but even your parents and family will not be able to go to heaven because of you, understand?"

This sentence made Jerry look even more frightened, many children in British families have been exposed to this set of religious things for a long time, and at his age, they have understood many things.

Ask Pudding, "As long as they don't tell anyone, can they go?"

Du Yu nodded.

After a pause, he said so much, blame the tired cat, he can not speak without speaking, although the speed of speech is slow, fortunately the little guy understands what he means.

Jerry stood outside the window and replied with certainty, "Then I'm not going to tell anyone!"

Within two seconds, just when Du Yu thought he had successfully fooled him, he heard the question again: "Even my parents can't say it?"

"Yes, no one, it's a secret between the two of us. ”

Worried that he would not be able to hide his words at a young age, he drew a large cake and said, "As long as you keep the agreement, I can fulfill one of your wishes." ”

The mood is like a roller coaster, one moment to be scared and the next to be happy.

Hearing this, Jerry was very happy and hurriedly said, "I hope you help me with my vacation homework!"

“……”

It's certain that he doesn't like to study, Pudding patted his head with his paws, sighed and told him, "OK, bring me your homework, remember to bring it when no one is around." ”

"Hmm!"

Jerry disappeared from the smoke and was running home, happily spreading his wings and pretending to be a bird, presumably to get his homework.

Du Yu is not an angel, and he doesn't have any ability, this job ...... I guess he'll have to help the little guy do it himself.

Such an old child still lives in a world of romance and freedom, and if it is for adults to make wishes, it is difficult to say what the result will be, maybe it is a 10 billion pound fortune, maybe the world's number one beauty, or the hope of immortality.

Except for the last one, he couldn't help make it happen.

The reason why the last one is not a problem is because when the other party dies, can he still come to him for revenge......?

Before Jerry came back, he heard a voice shouting that he was grounded and not allowed to go out, Du Yu was stunned for a moment and rolled his eyes.

Oh, kid......

In any case, this small crisis is probably passed smoothly, and children of a few years old are better to fool.

Taking a step back, even if the matter is revealed, as long as you pretend to be stupid, can it be that adults can really believe this kind of absurdity? The video has been deleted by him, so there is no need to worry too much.

From another point of view, it is also good to have a human "little brother", many things that he can't go to and can't do, he can help him complete, which seems to be pretty good.

Hiding the iPad packaging garbage, finding an empty room on the first floor that is not used, hiding in it to play with the iPad, and even using his Facebook account to follow Katie's account.

Flipping through the front, there are not many records, only a selfie taken under the Eiffel Tower, which says "graduation trip", and now this account is jointly owned by Pudding and Katie, and the fans are about to exceed two million.

Seeing the photo of the fat cat on the screen, it is difficult to associate it with himself, and after reading the Facebook message for a while, Du Yu also chased the new drama "Young Sheldon", which is the story of Sheldon, one of the protagonists of "The Big Bang Theory", when he was young, it became much easier to pass the time.

Thinking that Katie should be able to come back soon, he was about to hide his iPad, when he suddenly remembered something, and downloaded a WeChat to install it, and sure enough, it was all news of his death.

What makes him sad is that the last tour guide fee has not been fully settled, and he hangs up, hundreds of pounds......