Chapter 0296 - It's Hard for a Fool to Catch a Woman's Heart

A flash flashed behind me, and a new peony fairy appeared...... He shook his body vigorously, gently tugged at my arm and shouted, "Husband, it's your fault!

Seeing that her movements are still the same as before, I don't know if she is a virgin? Men care about this the most, and they are especially afraid to take over......

The new peony fairy shook vigorously and said, "In order to save your body, you have never been touched, you should rest assured." ”

How could I be reassured? The shout just now was like seven or eight strong men holding ...... tightly Especially, I've been with the damn Qian Zhi for so long, I can't be stupid, and I won't be dyed when I see a woman, right?

The new peony fairy couldn't tell me, and only threw out a sentence: "Isn't it a virgin? Hurry up and build a new house, and after one night, won't you understand?"

I don't need to study other women, she is the one who is most worried, and I have to think about it carefully......

As soon as I thought of building a fairy house, I became a big fool! I came up with a sentence: "I can't, it's up to you!"

She shook her body vigorously...... said a lot of reasons: "How can a woman be allowed to do the things of marrying chickens and dogs, marrying dogs, and building fairy houses?" Are you a man?"

I just hate God, I don't want to have such a wife, I can only scrape together to get bye......

I don't feel comfortable in my heart, and sighing for a long time can't solve the problem...... I had to take the circle back and shout, "Can you build me a fairy house?"

The circle actually showed the sharp mouth, and the human voice said, "You don't need it, it's useless to build it!"

I was puzzled, how could the circle say this? After thinking about it for a long time, there was no result, so I had to ask, "Why?"

The pointed mouth retracted, the circle lit up, revealing a picture inside, and the Chinese girl floated gently in the air, anxiously waiting, looking here and there from time to time......

I couldn't wait, staring and shouting, "A Chinese girlβ€”it's me! Why don't you turn around and take a look?"

She didn't seem to hear it, and her anxious mood was written on her face, and she flew up and down, as if she was looking for something......

The new peony fairy also shouted: "Wait for me, don't be so busy!"

What does that mean? I stared at the new peony fairy with confused eyes......

However, her heart was already flying and could not be saved, and she bounced up and plunged into the circle......

I thought it would bounce back, but I didn't expect her to appear next to Qiannu, and the two kept talking about something......

I couldn't hear a word clearly, and I couldn't hold it back, so I shouted in the loudest voice: "Don't go, I'm coming!"

The new peony fairy screamed: "Big official, don't ......"

"What's wrong with her? Isn't it good to have her husband by her side?" "I don't understand even if I die? How can I let her have her temperament? No matter where she goes, her husband has the final say!"

The Chinese girl waved her hand desperately, and shouted loudly: "Don't come here, not now!"

"What does that mean? Isn't she being held hostage by something? Like she's all right?" My two wives are so weird!

I don't know what they want to do? Are they partnering behind my back to do shady things? I'm not afraid of anything else, I'm afraid to get me a green hat...... If others don't know, they can pretend to be forced, but what if they understand? Where is my face put?

Who will listen to women? Only those who are afraid of their wives' soft ears! But I am by no means that kind of person! I couldn't help but bounce up, burrow into the circle, and shout vigorously: "Hurry up, I can't wait!"

The more anxious you are, the more you can't fly, what's the matter? It's so far away just now, and it's the same now. I had to say hello first: "Don't move, I'll be there in a moment!"

The new peony fairy glared at her eyes and roared: "Great official, has your brain been eaten by a dog? Why are you disobedient? Ignore you! Go to death!"

Qiannu also pulled down her gloomy face, pointed at my nose with her hand and shouted: "Husband, I don't know what the situation is? What are you doing in a panic? In case a good thing is ruined, I will never be your wife!"

"What the hell is wrong with them? Don't you know what kind of kindness is? Haven't you been thinking about men? Why don't you spread your arms to greet you? Are you trying to anger me?"

Who will listen to a woman? I have to hurry over and take control of the situation! It seems that these two fellows have gone mad; without the rule of the husband, absolutely not!

"Whew" is very loud, what kind of demon wind? Will it be ...... I can't think about it, but it's useless to worry......

I flashed desperately, shouting, "No matter what happens, you have to wait until I fly!"

No one answered me anymore, and a big black hole appeared in the air, and it kept sucking in......

With my sixth sense, the situation is not good! I shouted with all my might, "No!

However, it was still a step too late: the damned hole, with a devilish wind, swept violently......

With a "whoosh", they were swept up and sucked in in a circle......

I finally arrived, but it was too late! I had to shout at the top of my voice: "God, return my wife!"

The answer to me was very funny, there was nothing but the demon wind of "whirring", and besides, damn it, it was darker than before......

"Oh my God! My two wives were eaten by the heavens like this! Who am I going to judge and judge? I just hate this damn god, I don't have long eyes at all!"

I really wanted to cry, but I couldn't, I saw them disappear from my sight, who could understand the feeling of loss?

After thinking about it, with a wave of his hand, the circle moved in front of me...... I had to ask angrily, "Who kidnapped my wife, tell me quickly?"

The circle flipped a few times before it stopped...... The picture flashed, revealing a nasty midwife, holding two children side by side, and the old face smiled like a flower, saying, "Although it is not a dragon and phoenix fetus, it is quite good!"

The woman on a tattered bed, who looked to be almost thirty years old, kicked the quilt with her feet and howled vigorously: "How can it be two girls?"

The midwife had a word of comfort: "What's wrong with a girl? You don't have to worry about getting married! Some people have eight girls and are still giving birth; what does this mean? Don't you just like girls?"

The man who gave birth couldn't listen to it, so he had to say two words: "That's not a boy can be born!"

When the midwife saw that he was small, about 1.5 meters and 32 years old, she must have a sentence: "You are very capable, can you compare with others?"

There are still butterfly pregnancy spots on the mother's face; the swollen body has not yet subsided; she deliberately "hums and chirps" and shouts: "I don't live anymore, marry a shameless wreck, and I am afraid to do some work, and I will grin as soon as I signal the husband and wife; otherwise, I will not give birth to a pair of phoenix fetuses." ”

The midwife couldn't talk to her, so she had to say, "No wonder, some couples work harder than you, and they end up giving birth to boys......!"

The more the man listened, the more angry he became, and slapped the woman twice in the face, and scolded: "Stupid woman! Why can't you give birth to a boy? It's better than a hen; and the next month's eggs will always be male." ”

The midwife's face had nowhere to put it, and she hugged a pair of phoenix fetuses tightly and said, "You don't want to forget it; I will take it back and raise it; when you grow up, you will only call me mother? ”

The man twisted his body...... He shook his hand vigorously and shouted: "You take it away, out of sight and out of mind! I can't afford to raise their sisters, why are they raising so much?"

The midwife was very excited, and shook the two baby girls in swaddling with her hand and said, "In the future, you have to call your mother, and I will raise you." ”

The mother cried and howled on the broken bed: "Shameless silkworm cat, what are you doing at home? Get out quickly...... Otherwise, what to eat?"

The more the midwife listened, the more wrong she became, and she asked, "Do you live by stealing?"

The silkworm cat was startled, and explained in a hurry: "She gave birth to a child and was confused;

I thought about it for a long time, and I couldn't understand why the circles were showing me this, but it wasn't that that I was most worried about...... Is there something wrong with the picture?

At this moment, a strange phenomenon happened! The baby girl in the swaddling baby called out in a tender voice: "I want to find my mother!"

The midwife was stunned, and she stared at her hands for a long time and asked, "Which of you has spoken?"

"Goo, goo," wept for a while, tears streaming down his face......

One of them, blinking his eyes, opened them, and with a sparkle in his eyes, asked, "Are you my mother?"

The midwife grinned, laughed for a while, and quickly accepted: "Heyβ€”I am!"

The mother can't look at it, so she has to fight: "Good boy, mom and dad are here?"

The baby girl's eyes turned for a long time, only staring at the midwife and shouting, "Mom, I'm hungry ......"

The midwife was dumbfounded, shook the swaddling clothes and said, "Wait a minute, Mom will come home and cook food for you?"

The two baby girls cried for a while and said the same thing: "No, we want to feed!"

Midwives have been delivering babies for more than 30 years, and this is the first time I have encountered this situation, and I have never figured it out...... Normally, when a child is born, he can't open his eyes, let alone speak, but these two children are so strange!

The mother couldn't wait and shouted: "Bring the child over, there is too much milk, it's a pity to throw it away!"

The midwife should take a handful at the critical moment: "It's okay to breastfeed, I want to take the child away; ”

The silkworm cat came up with rotten virtue and snorted loudly: "Who said that, with my ability, I can raise a few more!"

The mother scolded: "Raise a fart! The stolen is not enough for you to gamble, but you have not lost your wife to others!

The baby girl in the swaddling clothes suddenly said, "Who is our mother?"

The midwife stared at her with a pair of loving eyes and said, "Am I either, holding you both all the time?"