CHAPTER XXVII

Mu Lin said: "It's not you who doesn't count!"

Mu Lin's words made Chen Yuweng laugh, Mu Lin looked at this monster, and also laughed: "Do you have credibility for this old monster to speak?"

The old monster continued to laugh: "You can be a princess as a country girl, you are also a monster!"

Mu Lin smiled: "It's a pity, I'm not as monster as you look." ”

Chen Yuweng laughed: "I'm not a monster, what are you asking me to do?"

Mu Lin also laughed: "Only monsters have monsters!"

"Well said! Well said!" Chen Yuweng smiled so hard that his little eyes disappeared: "How do you know that I like to scold?"

Mu Lin said: "You have to blame the way to deal with weirdos!"

"Wow!ha!" Chen Yuweng smiled happily: "Are you smart? or cunning!"

"I have a mind reading skill, I can see what is going on in your mind!" Mu Lin made fun of him, just to amuse the old monster.

"Really, really, teach me, let's swap, benefit from each other, and no one suffers. Chen Yuweng said eagerly.

Mu Lin said: "If you are sincere, make a deal!"

"High-five as an oath, whoever repents is a puppy. Chen Yuweng said firmly.

Mu Lin said, "It's not easy to learn just like you're stupid!"

Chen Yuweng said: "Unless you hide it!"

"Whoever hides it is a puppy!" Mu Lin knows what kind of mind reading, pure cards make fun of him.

Chen Yuweng said: "That's great! I have the determination to learn!"

Mu Lin said: "I am determined to teach you, I hope you are not too stupid!"

"A word is a certainty, high-five!" Chen Yuweng's dry hand stretched out, it was simply a firewood stick, Mu Lin felt quite scared, could his hand be poisonous?

In an instant, his hand arrived, and Mu Lin let it go: Fight! After being calculated by him, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain!

The palm also struck, the oath was also made, take the emperor to Weimeizhai, in order not to startle the snake, Chen Yuweng could not enter the palace ~ palace, the emperor secretly came out of the micro-clothes, and the crow silently looked at the illness, and then let the emperor pretend to be sick, paralyze the enemy, lead the snake out of the hole, and catch the culprit.

Mu Lin entered the palace and told the emperor that when he came to Weimeizhai, she would make him the best food, of course the emperor was happy, Mu Lin invited him and let her go out of the palace~ The emperor did not suspect that Mu Lin had any intentions.

Mu Chen has made great progress in martial arts now, Xiao Zhenyu is very good to Mu Chen, and teaches him carefully, Mu Chen is also a hard worker, practicing Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer.

After only one year of hard work, Mu Chen's martial arts have been greatly successful, Xiao Zhenyu was originally a close confidant of the old emperor, and now he is loyal to Emperor Wu of Tang, Mu Chen was promoted by the emperor to become his personal guard.

The emperor's personal guards are the most trustworthy and loyal, the emperor loves the house and Wu, likes Mu Lin, likes Mu Chen, and raises Mu Chen's identity and becomes the emperor's personal guard, which is a lot higher than the identity of other guards.

The emperor just looked at Mu Chen's eyes......

The emperor is in micro-clothes, Mu Chen is also in micro-clothes, the secret guards hide a large group, protecting in secret, the emperor dresses up as a scholar, and Mu Chen pretends to be a servant.

After getting out of the carriage, the emperor shook the folding fan in a chic manner, and Mu Chen was guarding by his side.

Mu Lin looked at it from afar, the emperor is not so thin, is this the reason why Mu Wanwan was monitored?

Mu Wanwan is really suspicious......

"Sister to meet the emperor!" Mu Lin saluted, and the emperor hurriedly said: "Royal sister, hurry up and excuse me!" The emperor stretched out his hand to help, and quickly retracted back, he had already given Mu Lin and Thirteen marriages, Mu Lin was his brother-in-law, and he could no longer stretch out his hand.

Mu Lin was stunned, and when she saw that the emperor withdrew her hand, Mu Lin's embarrassment paused: "Your Majesty, please!"

The emperor smiled and said: "Royal sister, please me, what delicious food has been prepared, do you want to cook it yourself and ask your brother to help you." "The emperor is very happy to see Mu Lin, Mu Lin has become a brother and daughter-in-law, and it doesn't hurt him to look at it, as long as it is not rude.

Before he died, he wanted to see Lin Niang more, the emperor thought in his heart, the thirteenth brother would not deal with a dying person, right?

The thirteenth prince went up to give a salute: "How is the imperial brother?"

The emperor said: "I haven't seen you for a few months, you are really free, and the military power is pressing you, you don't seem to think so!"

Without waiting for the thirteenth prince to speak, the old monster ran out with a smile: "Hey, hey, you are the emperor, you are very blessed, you will live a hundred years." ”

The emperor looked at a dry little old man, with a small round head, a pointed chin, and rat eyes like mung beans.

Thin lips, squinting eyes and smiling, really like a monster.

"Who are you, what's the use of slapping my ass?" The emperor looked at this person and thought it was funny, why did Thirteen and Lin Niang come to such a person?

"It doesn't matter who I am, Emperor!, your little life is not eternal!" Chen Yuweng said.

"Your words are said over and over again, didn't you say that I will live a long life? Why is it not eternal? You are talking nonsense in front of the emperor, and you are not afraid that I will cut off your head?" The emperor was not angry, he felt that this person was fresh, and the strange man had quirks, and he would not be angry when dealing with a strange person, and it was not surprising that the strange man said strange things upside down.

The emperor is really good-natured, Chen Yuweng thinks that the emperor should be like this, open his mouth to kill people and arrest people with his mouth closed, such an emperor, he wants to pour him a ~ pot ~ medicine and let him go to the west to wander around.

This emperor is fun, and he will be good to the people! Let him live!

Chen Yuweng thought: He controls the power of life and death, and has more power than the emperor, and now he says that if the emperor dies, the emperor will die.

He wanted to keep this emperor alive...... "Emperor, do you dare to cut off my head?"

The emperor said: "If you dare to kill someone, I will dare to punish you with the law of the land, if you don't commit a capital crime, why should I kill you?"

"Well, you, the emperor, are reasonable, I can not let you die!" Chen Yuweng shook his head and said, very proud, as if he really held the power of life and death.

"You are the elder brother of Lord Yama, you don't let me die? Can you let me live?" How could the emperor be willing to die, he still has concerns in the world, his unborn child, her biological mother Queen Mother, Lin Niang he missed, he didn't blink an eye!

"If the emperor wants to live, I have a way," Chen Yuweng said sincerely.

The emperor said, "Are you Langzhong, do you have the ability of an imperial doctor?"

"What skills does your imperial doctor have to cure your illness?" Chen Yuweng said disdainfully.

"It's not a good thing. The emperor said matter-of-factly: "The imperial doctor is a human being, not a strange person, and it seems that he has no ability from you!"

Chen Yuweng shook his head: "Strange people have to cure the emperor, don't you think you, the emperor, are very weird!"

"I'm weird!" the emperor laughed, only when he met a strange person like him, the emperor was weird.

"Hahaha......" Chen Yuweng laughed: "I've decided to rectify you, the emperor!"

Mu Lin couldn't help but say: "You dead old monster, you really dare to offend the emperor, if the emperor is not merciful, he will definitely cut off your head!"

Chen Yuweng still laughed: "The emperor cut me, and he will be finished, fortunately he is merciful, if he is not merciful, he will lose his life." ”

The emperor finally understood, this is the monster that Mu Lin found for him, and he got such a thing in more than four months, a crazy demon!

How did Lin Niang invite this monster? He also heard that this old thing, no one can please move, one of the emperor's concubines was terminally ill, and the emperor was reluctant to give up her, and sent Yu Wangye, so he didn't invite him.

Mu Lin is really a good way, and she must have been tortured by the old goods.

"Chen Yuweng, what kind of anger did you give Princess Heyue?" The emperor didn't care about Chen Yuweng's rudeness, he gave Mu Lin an anger, the emperor would not spare him, and he had to clean him up after he was cured!

"You are an emperor! You like to even know someone? I was angry with her, she begged me and scolded me, I was wronged!" Chen Yuweng seemed to have been wronged to death, and his expression was extremely sad.

The emperor smiled: "Princess Heyue can scold people, do you think I believe it?"

Chen Yuweng chirped: "The emperor doesn't speak in tune, of course you think she is okay with everything, otherwise how can you like her?"

You buy four taels of cotton and spin one spinning, you will know her true face, the emperor, your marriage is good, you will really take revenge on your brother, the thirteenth prince is waiting to be angry with her!"

The emperor also cursed: "Dead monster, you dare to slander my royal sister, I will definitely let your head move!" The emperor said angrily!

Chen Yuweng smacked his tongue: "It's really a lover's eyes!, Princess Heyue, what a mistake it is for you to miss the emperor in your life, look at protecting you like a tigress protecting her cubs!"

Mu Lin said: "This is a half-madman, the emperor should not take care of this monster, and when he is cured, he will be severely whipped with an iron whip to see if he is still crazy?"

Mu Lin said to Chen Yuweng again: "Old monster, you get out of the way, otherwise your qualification for treatment will be cancelled!"

Chen Yuweng laughed: "Emperor! Look at how the person you like is unreasonable, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, she still has to shout and shout, Emperor! Don't like such a woman, she will kill you!"

This old guy is a bastard, and in front of the thirteenth prince, he said that the emperor likes Mu Lin, how did he know about these gossips in the mountains?

Mu Lin scolded: "Disrespect for the old!"

"Wooha! This dead girl bullies the old and tramples on the young!" Chen Yuweng shouted, Wei Meizhai was very lively, the emperor hadn't shown a smiling face for several months, and several people were amused by Chen Yuweng's funny, uninhibited, offensive emperor, and gibberish!

Wei Mei Zhai has become festive......

"Let's get down to business!" Mu Lin drank Chen Yuweng's throat: "Hurry up and see the emperor for a doctor!" Chen Yuweng took Mu Lin's words as an arrow.

He ran to the emperor and looked at the emperor's face: "Stick out your tongue and let me see!"

The emperor looked at Mu Lin suspiciously, and some didn't believe Chen Yuweng, is this dry old man the ~ poison ~ hand doctor?