"Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine......"

Chen Mo was lying on the bed happily stroking the 'dead man's pesticide', and just when he was about to push off the enemy base in one go, the mobile phone rang at an inopportune time, and the caller ID was "Wife", it was his girlfriend Yang Qing at school.

Although our classmate Chen Mo looks very ordinary and his height is not eye-catching, as the successor of socialism, he also has a sincere heart to fall in love, so he is not a single dog.

As soon as the bell rang, he quickly pressed the answer button.

"Hello, dear wife. ”

His voice was as docile as a little sheep.

There was silence on the other end of the line.

Chen Mo was a little confused, what was the situation? Could it be that he had unconsciously made her angry again?

This is not the first time Chen Mo has encountered this situation, the reason why girls are called girls is because they will send out some nameless fires from time to time that they can't even figure out.

If you deal with it in the usual way, just coax it.

Men, it's not a shame to bow your head to your own woman, just when Chen Mo was about to say something good, Yang Qing, who had not moved, spoke.

"Chen Mo, let's break up......"

"What?"

"I said, let's break up!"

"What's the matter? Why did you say this all of a sudden? Are you kidding me?"

"Chen Mo, I'm very serious, I'm serious to tell you, I'm not joking!"

This sudden phone call caught Chen Mo a little off guard, although he didn't quarrel a little when he was with Yang Qing, but this is normal between couples, appropriate quarrels and small tempers are emotional regulators, so he didn't care, he has always been very tolerant of her, let her be petty, and suddenly broke up with him, which made it difficult for him to accept!

"Why?"

After a long time, Chen Mo spit out these three words that seemed very pale and weak.

"I don't like long-distance relationships. ”

Yang Qing's voice was very indifferent.

"Exm, I'm Nima, long-distance relationship, Watfak!"

"We're from the same school!"

"Isn't it just that the girls' dormitory is in Nanyuan and the boys' dormitory is in Beiyuan, so why is this a long-distance relationship?"

"Hey, hey......"

The other party had already hung up the phone.

Chen Mo felt very aggrieved, and he didn't understand what the situation was now, and he was dumped? Didn't he say that he wanted to be each other's angels?

And even the reason for breaking up is so careless, which is tantamount to inserting another knife in the heart of Chen Mo, who was inexplicably dumped.

He looked down to find that the screen of his phone had returned to the game interface of 'Dead Pesticide '.

Just as he was calling, the five people who had already been resurrected on the opposite side came directly to blow up their base.

The word "failure" shown above looks extremely ironic at this time.

It's like mocking Chen Mo that he can only be a loser and a loser forever!

"Damn!"

Chen Mo scolded secretly, threw his mobile phone on the bed, and lay down by himself, staring at the upper bunk in a daze.

He and Yang Qing met in the second semester of their freshman year, and at that time they just thought that this girl was simple and unpretentious, and she was so different from those delicate and cheap goods outside, so she took the initiative and chased for two whole months before she was able to hold the beauty, but she didn't expect that it was just a summer vacation, and she was abandoned in the first week after returning to school.

Chen Mo, who was dumped, was silent, confused, and instantly doubted his life.

After thinking quietly for a long time, Chen Mo still couldn't think of the meaning of life, but he didn't have the courage to commit suicide, not to mention that it was really not worth it to seek death and life just for such a thing.

After accepting the fact that he was broken up, he grabbed his mobile phone, logged in to WeChat, and looked at the WeChat nickname with the note "wife" in the top chat, feeling very uncomfortable, with a trace of indescribable bitterness at the corner of his mouth.

used to be so heart-to-heart, so much to say, in the end, those sweet words, vows, are all a fart!

Chen Mo clicked into Yang Qing's personal album, looked at her smiling appearance on the photo, and remembered the bits and pieces that happened when they were together, and his heart was even more uncomfortable.

He continued to pull down......

"Non-friends show up to ten photos. ”

I'll rub your uncle!

The action is really fast, as soon as I finished breaking up, WeChat was immediately blocked, hehe......

If there was still a trace of expectation before and he was ready to save this relationship, after he saw these lines, Chen Mo's heart completely broke off, and he no longer had the slightest nostalgia.

"I thought you would love me as much as I love you, only to find out that it was all wishful thinking. ”

Chen Mo's heart was very painful, and he realized that the girl he had loved deeply had never really loved him from beginning to end, which was really a cold joke that was not very funny.

"When a woman is infatuated, she is the most touching, and when she is ruthless, she is the most ruthless. ”

Chen Mo deleted Yang Qing's WeChat account expressionlessly, updated this sentence in the circle of friends, and prepared to quit WeChat, sleep well, and have a spring and autumn dream.

At this time, there was a sudden vibration on the phone, which was a reminder of new information.

"Nima, brother is annoying, who is so unpickable about time, you have to chat with me at this time!"

However, Chen Mo still switched to the message interface, and the message on WeChat made him a little incomprehensible.

"The judge invited you to join the group chat, and the group chat participants were: King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, Emperor Song, King Wuguan, King Yama, King Biancheng, King Taishan, King of the City, King of Equality, King of the Wheel, Black Impermanence, White Impermanence, Bull Head, Horse Face, ......"

The judge invited Meng Po to join the group chat. ”

The judge invited Di Ting to join the group chat. ”

……

Judge: "Ladies and gentlemen, the exchange group in our prefecture has been completely opened today, and everyone can communicate and speak freely. In addition, there are some people from the prefecture who have not entered the group, you can all pull in, and when you are idle, you can fill the water and chat together. ”

Niu Tou: "Your Excellency, Judge, work hard!"

Ma Mian: "The judge is tired!"

Judge: "Hehe, it's not hard, serve the underworld!"

Black Impermanence: "It's time for the water group!"

Bai Wuchang: "Xiao Hei, you are a big water ratio, you know the water group all day long." ”

Black Impermanence: "Come on, hurt each other!"

Next, these two showed their own magic and played with emojis.

Chen Mo was stunned when he saw this string of names, and he clicked on the information of a group member.

It was the group member with the nickname Meng Po who had just been invited in, the avatar was a classical woman, she looked quite beautiful, the sign-in location turned out to be Nai He Bridge, and the personality signature column was written with a sentence that made Chen Mo full of black lines - "Sell Meng Po soup at a low price, and the quantity is preferred!"

I'm Nima!

Cos play Meng Po can this product be professional, everyone knows that Meng Po is an old woman, but she uses such a gentle and beautiful girl to make her avatar, which is too distracting!

But this girl is really good-looking, an absolute temperament beauty, and I don't know where to find the picture of this product, just looking at the photo is very feeling.

Chen Mo looked at the group of strange people who were chatting happily, and could only come to a reluctantly plausible conclusion, that is, a certain psychiatric hospital is popularizing WeChat, trying to let patients get in touch with the world of flowers outside the hospital and promote treatment.

Otherwise, how did such a nervous group chat come about? And the group name is especially called "Underworld Exchange Group".

Sure enough, brain-damaged children have a lot of joy, and mentally ill people have a wide range of ideas!

I'll communicate with your second master! The ghost is communicating with you snake spirits!

Chen Mo was about to leave the group, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of someone in the group sending a red envelope.

If you don't grab a red envelope, it's a big fool! It doesn't matter if he's a neurotic exchange group, grab it first!

Chen Mo's hand speed is still very fast, and the power of the desolation in his body instantly floods the Qilin arm that has been trained for many years, and he quickly clicks on the word "dismantle"!

"The red envelopes have been snatched up. ”

"Damn, it's too fast! It's gone in the blink of an eye!"

Chen Mo marveled at the hand speed of this group of mentally ill patients while watching how much others had robbed.

Black Impermanence had the best luck and grabbed 99 Stygian coins, the Judge grabbed 61 Stygian coins, and Tantuo Jizo robbed 40 Stygian coins.

"Emma, this group of mentally retarded snakes can play, but what the hell is this dark coin in the back, and the red envelope can still play like this?"

Chen Mo couldn't help but complain when he saw the currency name in the back, thinking that it was probably some evil function from Penguin, such as customizing the currency name of the red envelope and so on.

But the person who sent the red envelope is really generous, and this red envelope is a full two hundred yuan!

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem like a bad thing to stay with this group of snake spirits?

It's a pity that my luck was too bad and I didn't grab it!

King Qin Guang: "Today is a good day for the official opening of the underworld exchange group, and this king will also come to send a red envelope to help the fun." ”

Seeing this sentence, Chen Mo, who missed the red envelope as if he had lost hundreds of millions, his eyes lit up, staring intently at the mobile phone screen, and he instantly entered a state of high combat readiness!