Chapter 100: Strange (1)
"Hey, it doesn't matter if it's Xizi Village or Xiaoyu Village, you just say where it is!"
Zhou Qing waved his hand and said impatiently, obviously this guy has no interest in those legends, and it feels like it is no different from the stories told by the grandmother who coaxes the child.
"Zhou Qing, you are a layman! Let me tell you, if you want to do a good job, you must understand everything about it, and know yourself and your opponent in order to survive a hundred battles! Do you understand? This is like when you meet a very beautiful girl, do you go up directly and say that I like you! Or do you try to get her contact information first, understand everything about her, and then look for an opportunity to confess to her! At first glance, you are a single dog! Hahaha~~~"
Xia Yang gave Zhou Qing a middle finger and sneered.
"Eh, Lao Xia, are you making fun of me! It's so ungrateful! I knew I wouldn't have helped you change the tire, and I shouldn't have let you come to Datian Town this time, hum~~~"
Zhou Qing saw that the fact that he was a single dog was exposed, and he couldn't hold his face for a while, and began to threaten with yin and yang.
"Hey!Lao Zhou, what kind of tone are you, don't let people say it if you're single!hey, hey~~~ Anyway, eighty percent of my car is already in the scrap yard now, and if you want to talk about this, there is no proof of it!hahaha!"
Xia Yang looked fearless.
"Cut! Is my Zhou Qing the kind of narrow-minded person? It's you, I think it's undoubtedly a single dog just because of your appearance! Hehe~~ Let's be half a catty to eight taels. ”
Zhou Qing looked at Xia Yang's long hair dyed blonde, and smiled!
"Look at it! Listen to your words, there is no doubt about the buns! Do you understand the trend! This is the most popular trendy hairstyle this year, as far as my appearance is concerned, walking on the street is an existence that can attract countless beautiful girls to turn around and scream! Which is like you, your short hair is a roadside shop ten yuan a person to cut the hair! hey, hey~~"
Xia Yang smiled.
"Nonsense! Is this ten dollars a time? This is five yuan at a time! When you look at you, you don't have any vision, you can't see it! Hey, forget it! Zhou Shao doesn't want to be like you, a little white face! A good man has long hair, if he is wearing a cheongsam, people will think it's a woman from behind!"
Zhou Qing also didn't miss the opportunity to ridicule Xia Yang, and the two of them stood there mocking each other, turning a deaf ear to the words of everyone in the outside world.
According to the description of the two old men, we only need to follow the road all the way north, during which there is a small road that is so narrow that it is difficult for the car to turn around after driving in, so we will leave the car on the side of the road and walk in. ”
Jiang Xiaoyu pointed to the road to the north and said.
"Well, okay, but Zhou Qing and the two of them..."
Yang Genshuo looked at the two chattering in the distance, not how to do it.
"Oh! Let's leave the two of them alone, the Xizi Bridge is not far from here, the two of them are such a big person, and they can be found by these two legs! What's more, they all have mouths! If you can't find it, ask passers-by! Let's go, let's drive over to meet your teammates first, let them both run, and there is no place for the two of them in the car! hehehe~~~"
Jiang Xiaoyu smiled mischievously.
"Well, our car is a little smaller, so instead of sitting in the trunk, we might as well walk on foot!"
Yang Geunshuo smiled helplessly, opened the car door and started the car...
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"Hey! What do you mean by I say Lao Xia? Do you say that you are more handsome than me? I tell you that this is absolutely impossible! You blonde little white face can only be called a rich woman killer, and you can't escape from the palm of your left hand over 40 years old! And I, I am the dream lover of a girl and a beautiful woman. ”
Zhou cleaned up his short hair cut for five yuan, and pretended to be cool.
"Okay, you!,Just like you.,Those who can look at you are all bad eyes.,I'm the most popular male god this year, don't you understand?haven't you seen the anime?I'm the realistic version of those innocent girls.。 ”
Xia Yang first gave Zhou Qing a middle finger, and then pretended to be a hesitant male god and said.
"Hey, I said Lao Xia, do you have to fight against you?
Zhou Qing saw that this guy dared to give him the middle finger, and immediately began to roll up his sleeves.
"What's the matter? Lao Zhou! Do you feel that you are not as handsome as me, and you are angry? Who is afraid of whom, if you have the ability, come here, make a move! Today, my Xia family will let you make ten moves first!"
Xia Yang took out a brick from behind his back and hooked his hand at Zhou Qing.
"Oh, I'm a little grumpy! There are still people who dare to compare with me! You brick movers are dragging like this, and you kneel and sing conquest without fighting! Hey, where are the cars? Where are they?"
Zhou Qing saw that Xia Yang was actually digging out the guy, and subconsciously wanted to get into the car to get his own black wood, but he found that Jiang Xiaoyu and the car were gone! Only himself and Xia Yang were left spraying each other here.
"Well, what about them? They won't go first, will they?"
Xia Yang was also stunned, a little uncertain.
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The two of them are messy in the wind...
"The car can only drive here! The dirt road ahead is narrow, so let's all go down and walk!"
The car stopped at the bush on the right, and after the fire was turned off, Yang Genshuo said to everyone.
"Well, that's all there is to it! Anyway, what time is it now, how can these villagers still live in such a remote place! Even the cement road has not been built any further. ”
Jiang Xiaoyu got out of the car and couldn't help but complain.
"Wangwoo~~ How does this beast god feel weird here? Tachibana, do you feel it?"
Harlow jumped out of the car and muttered to the little orange cat overhead, regardless of whether the little guy understood it or not.
"Giggle~~~ Don't you call yourself a beast god? Why do you still allow the little orange cat to lie on your head!"
Feng Cuiwan giggled when she saw the appearance of Haroha's little orange cat.
"Wangwu~~What do you know!Although this guy is only in his infancy, he has an ability that is very similar to our Soul Eater, that is, devouring! It is precisely because of this that I want to train it to be a powerful little brother under me! By then, I will have two little brothers, wow, Ka Ka! Woo woo~~"
Harlow couldn't help but howl with excitement when he thought of this.
"Isn't there only one of the two little brothers, and who is the other one?"
Feng Cuiwan was puzzled.
"Wangwu! Of course it's Zhou Qing! Don't you see him keep calling me Brother Ha? I can only say that Zhou Qing's kid is very discerning, and when Brother Ha and I regain my strength, I will still be the beast god Haru who once crisscrossed the universe and the galaxy! And as my little brother, I will not treat Zhou Qing badly. ”
Harlou's dog with sunglasses said earnestly.
"But, you were contracted by Zhou Qing!"
Feng Cuiwan continued.
"Ahem, don't care about these details, when this beast god recovers his strength, I will easily erase it with some soul marks. ”
Harlow stretched out his paw and waved his hand.
"So, may I ask the Beast God, are you male or female?"
Feng Cuiwan looked at the empty crotch of Harlou who was standing on his legs, and couldn't help but ask.
"Wangwu! What are you looking at? You little girl! This beast god is not a low-level race like you, and our soul eaters have a different breeding method from foreign races! ”
Harlow saw Feng Cuiwan's eyes staring at his crotch without blinking, and subconsciously clamped his legs, even if he didn't have anything there at all.
"Are you male or female?"
Feng Cuiwan was still puzzled.
"Wang! What is the male and female! This beast god can only tell you that this beast god is the strongest ferocity of our soul eater beast clan. ”
Harlow thought for a moment and explained in a cautious tone.
"Poof, isn't that male?"
Feng Cuiwan sneered.
"You two don't make trouble, let's go and join Brother Yang's team members now! Look at what Brother Yang is anxious about!Hehe~~"
Jiang Xiaoyu pointed at Yang Genshuo, who was constantly looking at his watch in the distance, and said with a smile.
"Hehe! It's okay, it just so happens that we can wait a little longer for Brother Zhou and Brother Xia!"
Yang Geunshuo said with a smile when he saw that everyone was looking at him.
"We've been waiting here for ten minutes! We should go and fight Xiaobei and them for three rounds first! Maybe the three of them have discovered something now!"
Shen Yao didn't say whether she wanted to go first, but told her thoughts very rationally, but everyone heard the meaning of her words.
"This, what Shen Yao said makes a lot of sense, but shouldn't I be waiting..."
Yang Genshuo looked at the road behind him, and after finding that there were no Zhou Qing and Xia Yang, he said slowly.
"Since Sister Shen Yao has said so!Then let's go to the Xizi Bridge first to meet the other three, and they should be the same when we wait for Zhou Qing at the Xizi Bridge! In this way, we won't delay Brother Yang's affairs, and they can all wait for Zhou Qing in disguise! Xiaoyu, what do you say?"
Feng Cuiwan saw that everyone's opinions were a little different, and after hesitating for a while, she still said in a harmonious voice.
"I, Xiaocui, I didn't think much of it before, but when I heard you say that, I always felt that something wasn't right! The distance from outside to here wasn't too far, and Zhou Qing and the two of them shouldn't be so slow. ”
Jiang Xiaoyu, who didn't feel that something was wrong with the situation, suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart after hearing everyone discuss this matter, it was a feeling that the water was not clear!
"Oh, Xiaoyu, don't think about it, it's noon, it's not too far from here, and I don't know the personalities of Brother Zhou and Xia Yang, so I must be going all the way to prove who is the most beautiful boy!"
Feng Cuiwan took Jiang Xiaoyu's hand and comforted with a smile.
"Well, well, we'll wait for the two of them in front!"
Jiang Xiaoyu's mood also calmed down after Feng Cuiwan's comfort, and he looked at Yang Genshuo and Shen Yao, the two spirit policemen, knowing that they also wanted to hurry up and fight with the team members to understand the local situation, and it was not good to force everyone to stay here, so he had to nod.