Chapter 268: A Chic Nickname
Yan Jiucheng glanced at his watch and found that Xuanlin had sent a message, which was sent to Gu Miqing, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and pushed Gu Miqing, and Gu Miqing was motionless on the bed at this time.
"Here's the news. As soon as Yan Jiucheng finished, he immediately regained his senses, and he hurriedly looked for clothes and said while wearing them.
"Huh?" Gu Miqing's sanity obviously came late, and she was a little confused.
"Xuanlin has received news, and the time has passed, and we have been in the room for forty minutes. Yan Jiucheng was concise and to the point, and while he was talking, his pants were already on, and he looked at Gu Miqing on the bed with some reluctance.
I couldn't help but suddenly remembered a description of the spider spirit in "Journey to the West".
Unbutton and untie the tie. The chest is as white as silver, and the jade body is as muddy as snow.
The elbow is condensed, and the fragrant shoulder is deceitful. The belly is soft and soft, and the back is smooth and clean.
The knee and wrist are half circumferred, and the golden lotus is three inches narrow. A relationship in the middle, revealing the wind II flow I acupoint.
I remember that when Yan Jiucheng saw this paragraph, he was just a young man at that time, how could he eat such a fierce paragraph, he thought he had seen the fake "Journey to the West".
It is no exaggeration to say that the reason why the adolescent Yan Jiucheng can't put down Journey to the West is here, if you go to his bookshelf now and take down this classic masterpiece and open it, you will find that this page is about to be turned over.
When I watched TV, I hated the spider spirit, but I couldn't read books.
With a snow-like jade body, a soft belly, and a smooth back, where can I find such a good-looking woman? No wonder she is a goblin, especially in the last section, what holes are exposed......
Where can I find such a woman?
But at this time, Yan Jiucheng looked at Gu Miqing who was lying on the bed, his snow-white skin was flushed with pink, his tired and satisfied face, and his body that was generally hidden in the quilt and exposed.
Yan Jiucheng couldn't help but smile, although the time was not very long, and there was no time to speak softly before and after, but it could be regarded as satisfying her, so he stretched out his hand and patted the place not far from the 'middle love'.
"Hey, spider spirit, get up. He said.
"Huh?" Gu Miqing was confused.
"You look at the time. Yan Jiucheng knocked on the watch in her hand, this knock made Gu Miqing come back to her senses instantly, and she sat up suddenly.
Gu Miqing is not the kind of physique that comes out of the wall, she has exercised, so although she is tired and satisfied, her legs are not so weak that she can't walk, but the problem is that she Gu Miqing is not the kind of person who forgets her tasks!
Gu Miqing, who realized that he had forgotten the task, couldn't believe his eyes.
"It's been forty minutes?!" she bounced up from the bed, and when she bounced up, the movement was too big, and it hurt, she bent over and grinned, and while baring her teeth, she glanced at the time on her watch again, and then looked at the time of the clock on the wall, and then roared at Yan Jiucheng: "Why don't you call me!"
"I called you, you didn't hear me. Yan Jiucheng patiently explained.
"How could you not have heard! You didn't call me!" Gu Miqing was furious, no, she should have been annoyed and angry, she couldn't accept that she would forget the task.
How is it possible to forget the mission?!
Not a minute or a second is allowed!
This is the most basic literacy!
How can it be!
It must be that Yan Jiucheng didn't call her, there is no other reason. It's all Yan Jiucheng's problem, this is the only step she has come down.
"I warn you. Yan Jiucheng explained seriously: "Maybe it's because you're screaming too loudly...... Only...... Just ......"
……
"I ......" Gu Miqing was speechless for a moment, but he didn't expect Yan Jiucheng to be so bad, he actually demolished her only step, and directly hit her weakness, so ashamed that Gu Miqing didn't know what to do.
I can't argue with that.
"You...... Gu Miqing was angry, and stretched out his hand to punch Yan Jiucheng's back, causing Yan Jiucheng to almost fall to the ground.
At this time, there was a knock on the door, very soft, quite rhythmic, and this rhythm knew that it was a signal given by his own people: please answer quickly.
Gu Miqing's face instantly turned red.
She understood that after Xuanlin sent a message to herself, she didn't answer, so she let Lao Hang take a risk and knock directly on the door. And there was no reason to respond, but I was dizzy......
She immediately lowered her head and began to reply.
"Get dressed. Yan Jiucheng also began to issue orders, and his orders were brief: go to the pool together.
The reason is also very simple: the two armies are facing each other, and the open place of the swimming pool is not conducive to starting, and they must have installed monitoring equipment in the swimming pool, and a place that can be monitored will not lay out too much manpower. The whole team goes there, and it's relatively safest.
In times of storms, avoid the strongest firepower.
"I'll give you a nickname. Yan Jiucheng watched Gu Miqing hurriedly dressing, how could this spring color make people linger, if it wasn't for time not allowing, if it was a normal relationship, he would definitely not be willing to let her get up. Gu Miqing looked back and saw Yan Jiucheng looking at him in a daze.
I can't help but feel that something is wrong with this, and this guy must be holding back the bad again.
"What...... What nickname?"
"A term of endearment between lovers. ”
Gu Miqing blinked, there must be something wrong with this guy, but he was a little curious, wondering what he was holding back, so he nodded: "Then what is my name?"
"Spider spirits. ”
……
Gu Miqing sighed, she subconsciously looked at her arms and legs, so well-proportioned, and not thin as a hemp pole, how could she have such a nickname for herself?
"Why?" Gu Miqing turned her back to get dressed, she was very embarrassed to be stared at by Yan Jiucheng like this.
"Unbutton and untie the tie. The chest is as white as silver, and the jade body is as muddy as snow. The elbow is condensed, and the fragrant shoulder is deceitful. The belly is soft and soft, and the back is smooth and clean. The knee and wrist are half circumferred, and the golden lotus is three inches narrow. A relationship in the middle, revealing the wind II flow I acupoint. ”
Yan Jiucheng memorized this paragraph, and his eyes wandered away with the words, and finally fell to the place where the last three words were.
"What? you...... You...... Gu Miqing hurriedly took his clothes and covered them, picked up the pillow and smashed it towards Yan Jiucheng......: "What kind of education did you receive? What the...... Don't look at it! Don't look at it!"
Gu Miqing's face was flushed, ashamed and annoyed.
"Look at you, what kind of education did you get? No culture. Yan Jiucheng put his hand behind his back and taught in the teacher's tone: "This is an excerpt from one of the four famous novels, the description of the spider spirit in "Journey to the West", you, read more." ”
How can ordinary people remember this kind of paragraph in "Journey to the West", there are very few such paragraphs in Journey to the West, and there are even fewer people like Yan Jiucheng who actually memorize it.
I could only be ashamed and annoyed, smashed another pillow over, and shouted, "I'll get you one!"
"Take what?"
Gu Miqing was stunned, for a while, what kind of anger should he take?
"Why don't you just call me Langzhong. Yan Jiucheng said seriously: "I call you spider spirit, and you call me Langzhong." ”
"Lang Zhong?"
"Well, there are allusions, too. ”
"What allusion?"
Yan Jiucheng took a step closer, bent down and sniffed at her, soft and fragrant, extremely charming, and couldn't help it, he began to think about it again, Gu Miqing saw it, and hurriedly put on his clothes as quickly as possible.
"It's a good time to be. Yan Jiucheng pointed to the bottom of himself, shook his head and read aloud: "There is a very classic section of "The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji", called "Crying Langzhong""
It's an ancient story again, this person has a deep literary attainment, Gu Miqing thought to herself, although the introduction of the spider spirit made her blush, but she had to admit that this Yan Jiucheng was full of poetry at a glance, although all the jokes were written down, but this is not something that ordinary people can do.
"The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji", what kind of book is it? She has never heard of it, she thought to herself, and couldn't help admiring it, I don't know what excerpts and stories this nickname of 'Lang Zhong' comes from? Although she turned her back to Yan Jiucheng and showed a very disgusted expression on her face, her little ears were erected.
""The Legend of the Laughing Forest" is an anthology of the Qing Dynasty, in which the story of the crying lang says. Yan Jiucheng shook his head again: "One person has a wife and two concubines, and after death, the wives and concubines cry around the corpse." The wife stroked his head and said, "My Lang head!" The second time pinched his feet and said, "My Lang feet!" and the second time he had no choice but to hold his second yang I and said: 'My Lang Zhong!'"
As he spoke, he pointed to himself.
His face was as serious as that of the teaching director, but his eyes were smuggling, holding back a bad smile.
Gu Miqing He had heard this kind of joke before, and he also quoted the classics, and after reacting, he realized that this was another colored classic.
"Nonsense!" Gu Miqing felt that she was being teased again, and at this time, she was already dressed, and she turned around and glared angrily at Yan Jiucheng.
"No culture, who is, this is serious, you check it yourself, it is in "Xiaolin Guangji". Yan Jiucheng smiled, was smiling, and received Lao Hang's reply, the two of them had already set off towards the pool, so he stretched out his hand and patted her back: "Let's go with your Langzhong, spider spirit." ”
Gu Miqing wanted to fight back, but he was afraid of returning the favor, so this guy threw out another joke.
They all quoted scriptures, and they said that they couldn't win, so they had to say nothing, quickly picked up their weapons and put them in their pockets, putting on a cold face.
But there is some beauty in my heart.
Unexpectedly, he has a wide range of knowledge, even Huang Duan'er is very different from other men, he is really knowledgeable, she thought.
"I know what's the use of remembering these hooligan things?" said another word, Gu Miqing held his head high and looked disdainful.
"It's useful, teasing you. Yan Jiucheng smiled and opened the door.
Gu Miqing pursed his lips, hid a smile, and followed him out of the door.
This should be the sweetest and most relaxing experience Gu Miqing has ever had before he went on a mission, as if it was not bloody outside, but going to the cinema, the flirting of ordinary young couples.
No, how can an ordinary man be so attractive as Yan Jiucheng, he is a man who even makes a yellow tone differently.
"Lang Zhong?" Gu Miqing instinctively looked at him when he thought of this, and couldn't help but smile shyly.
Lang Zhong is quite powerful, it's unforgettable, she thought.