Chapter 001: I'm here to be the second place
In the northeast of China, in front of the Giessen Provincial Radio and Television Center, a 16-year-old boy slowly opened his eyes, and everything in front of him changed.
Streets, houses, towering buildings, and old trams...... It's all so strange.
I was obviously talking to Boss Wang about acting as an agent for cosmetics, but how could I see that everything around me had disappeared in a blink of an eye?
His name is Li Fan, in his previous life, he was a graduate student in the Chinese Department of Peking University, he was originally escorted to study for a doctorate, but when he entered the school, he changed his mind to go into business, maybe God felt that such a talented young man was so wasteful of talent It was a pity that it was too inhumane, so he punished him, right?
I can't guess the reason, anyway, he crossed over, and the owner of this body is also called Li Fan, but he is only 10 years younger than him.
Standing still, closing his eyes, and leaving aside the noise around him, Li Fan tried to calm himself down, and then remembered in his heart the materialist dialectic, materialism, dialectics, and materialism, but he still couldn't explain this phenomenon.
Well, whatever, since he's reborn, let's live well.
Li Fan's biggest advantage is that he has a good mentality, and his biggest disadvantage is that he has a good mentality and has no heart.
There were many people around me who went straight to the radio and television center, and everyone talked about it.
"Hey, buddy, you're also participating in the Idiom Conference?"
"Haha, give it a try, besides, there is a prize of 100,000, what if you win?"
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"I heard that the masters are like clouds, doctors from Beijing University, top students in the college entrance examination or something. β
"It's really a hero, I'm just going to make a soy sauce, hehe. β
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"Don't give me a bonus of 100,000 yuan, I really don't want it, we don't lack money, we just want to have fun!"
"Bragging, brother!"
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The original owner came to participate in the "Chinese Idiom Conference" held by Giessen TV, and he luckily passed the first round of auditions. Today is the first recording of the TV station, and the initial more than 1,000 contestants are rigorously screened.
Huh, don't talk about idioms, Li Fan is proficient in all kinds of poetry and songs. At the beginning, in order to sweep the Peking University Library, he was delayed in falling in love and holding hands, and he soaked in the library almost day and night, and was nicknamed the Peking University Library Mouse. Idiom dictionary: He has worked hard word by word.
Let's take it for example, what does it mean?
Information surging in Li Fan's brain:
Rest: Interpretation: It refers to the trimming of the face and the restoration of the original appearance. Later, it was used as a metaphor for reform. The words of "Zhuangzi Great Master": "Xu You said: 'And Xi Lai is the favor, Fu Yao has already been benevolent and righteous, and you are right and wrong, how can you wander away and move around?' β¦β¦β
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Huh!!
Li Fan exclaimed, he found that his memory in his previous life had been greatly improved, and the content of the entries he thought of was so clear, as if he was reading a dictionary in his hand, could it be that this is the golden finger of traversal?
All the memories of his past life were reinforced, such as a newspaper he saw one morning, for example, how many moles grew in the owner of a certain snack bar, for example, the melody of a song he heard...... And this memory is extractive, not logical. It's like searching for a file on your computer, you "type" something and all the associated events are displayed in an instant.
After realizing that he had the precious knowledge wealth of the earth's time and space, Li Fan subconsciously clenched his fists, "yes!" Then he strode with the flow of people and walked towards the radio and television hall.
"Jisen Radio and Television Group, China's first provincial-level radio and television media group announced its establishment on December 27, 1999......" Li Fan nodded, and remembered the entire radio and television profile.
The number and name of each player's badge you see, what everyone is talking to, every detail scrolling on the big screen...... Li Fan remembered them all, never forgot them, and filled his ears with them.
Li Fan felt that his eyes were like cameras, and whatever he scanned was directly transmitted to his brain and stored forever, and he was already so happy that he couldn't find the north.
He felt that he had a super brain, not only to strengthen the memory of the earth's time and space, but also to improve the memory ability of this new time and space, and to have the ability to not forget, and he also found that his logical ability has also become very meticulous and clear, which is a very lucky thing!
I walked around the huge hall again, and I was so happy that I wanted to whistle, and suddenly I heard someone calling him, and when I looked back, I saw that it was two classmates in the class, one was the class leader Niu Benben, nicknamed "a group of cows", and the other was Zhang Mengmeng, who was also from the same community.
"Yo, Li Fan, you actually entered too?" Niu Benben asked in surprise.
"It's a fluke, I don't know what's going on!" Li Fan said while thinking, he performed badly during the audition that day, but he passed the test for some reason.
Zhang Mengmeng held grievances for Li Fan: "What do you mean to enter? Li Fan is also very talented, right?"
Niu Benben's head is missing tendons, and he jokes regardless of the occasion, "My Fan Ge is too talented, and he often fails Mandarin, so angry that Teacher Xiaoling said that this is a stain on her teaching careerββ"
Zhang Mengmeng pulled Niu Benben a hand, "You are really enough!"
Niu Benben suddenly found that Li Fan was blushing, and quickly shut up, and said in his heart: Fuck, did you say the wrong thing again?
As the saying goes, the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and at this time, the people nearby all looked back, curious about how this person who did not even pass the Mandarin language got into today's on-site test session.
Not far from the crowd, a beautiful girl in a red dress also looked back, pouted, and then turned her head away.
Li Fan quickly noticed that this girl in the red dress was born, she was not very old, similar to herself, she looked very sweet and lovely, her net height was about 1.66 meters, her figure was very well-proportioned, her youth curve was obvious, but it was not exaggerated, just right. With creamy skin, clear eyes, a nose and a delicate mouth, and pink cheeks and a jade neck, this is an Asian face that has been beautifully carved countless times by God.
Zhang Mengmeng pinched Li Fan and teased: "Have you seen enough, look at your appearance that you have never seen the world!"
Li Fan smirked embarrassedly, everyone likes to take a few more looks at good-looking things, this is normal!
Niu Benben next to him hadn't retracted his gaze yet, and muttered: "It's good-looking, it's much better than the girls in our class!"
When a certain girl heard this, she felt the urge to kill.
At this time, a man and a woman came over, both of whom were in the same grade as the city's 19th middle school, and everyone was familiar with each other.
The boy subconsciously exclaimed, "Hey, Li Fan, you're in too?"
The girl faintly mended a knife: "It turns out that the audition is so loose, I was very excited to be shortlisted!"
Li Fan is full of black lines, can you save me some face in public?
At this time, a director walked into the crowd, took a megaphone and said: "Everyone is quiet, the people are almost here, let's record the opening first." β
The hustle and bustle of the hall fell silent for a moment.
The director said: "When the camera sweeps, everyone should be excited, cheer, do you know, okay, let's go!"
There are cameras recording panoramas, some following, and on-site interviews.
An location host held a piece of paper in his hand and shouted: "The contestant who heard the name raised his hand, thank you for your cooperation, No. 359 Zhang Lei!"
"Here!"
With this "arrival", the host led the camera and quickly walked to him.
"What is your profession?"
Zhang Lei raised his chin confidently: "At present, I am a doctoral student at Beijing University, specializing in ancient literature!"
The audience who heard it at the scene exclaimed "wow", this is a top famous school, Jingdaye, and he is still a doctor specializing in ancient literature, this player is too powerful, right?
Location host: "What are your goals?"
Zhang Lei said proudly: "I'm here to see who is the second place this time!"
Whew, domineering, domineering side leakage!
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Coming to a pair of twins again, the host said, "May I ask which is the younger sister and which is the older sister." Then he asked, "If one of you is eliminated, can you alternate in the next competition?"
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The host also interviewed soldiers, nurses, elderly people in their 60s, and a friend who is disabled.
Of course, the girl in red was also interviewed, it was Gu Yating from the High School Attached to Normal University, a super scholar and versatile.
Everyone understands this interview, it is to find something distinctive and interesting, and it covers all ages and all walks of life. After all, it's a TV show, even if it's a cultural one, it has to be interesting, right?
After the host interviewed for a while, he said to the paper: "Is No. 222 Li Fan here!"
After Li Fan raised his hand, the host came over, and just as he was about to interview, the on-site director came over and instructed: "Talk a little more, this is handsome, and he looks good on camera." β
When everyone heard this, their doubts were solved in an instant, and they dared to love this kid who got in by his appearance, so there was nothing wrong with it.
The hostess thought to herself, she still needs to say it, she can't wait to just pull the table and two people directly hold a talk show!
The hostess seemed to be speaking softly, and there was a sparkle in her eyes, "Little handsome guy, your goal in the competition-"
The on-site director frowned and said: "Dignified! Steady! We are a cultural program!"
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Niu Benben sighed, this world is so unfair! Why do beautiful people have more opportunities than others?
Regardless of whether the public is fair or not, Li Fan is joking at the camera anyway: "I'm here to be the second place." β
"Oh, and whose power do you think is above you? What's his name?"
"He called," Li Fan paused, raised his eyebrows, "His name is 'vacancy'!"
"Huh?" the location host was shocked.
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Hey, this sentence is more domineering and targeted, and there is an uproar around.
Li Fan swore that he was just joking, but he didn't expect everyone to take it seriously, and those disdainful and disdainful eyes were very naked......
Zhang Lei, who was not far away, saw that it was a high school student provoking him, and laughed.
The students next to him were embarrassed;
The other contestants pouted or stared coldly, or shook their heads and sighed.
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Why, when a doctoral student at Beijing University says that you are domineering and talented, you have to be cynical when you make a joke yourself.
Is it because of different identities?
Is it because I'm a small high school student, and I'm a Ph.D. from a prestigious university?
Is it because of such a small amount of information that I arbitrarily think that my talent is inferior to others?
Li Fan suddenly pulled out his waist, raised his chest and raised his head:
"That's right, I'm here to be the second place!"