"Hah··············· Ha ········· Ha! Secretary Zheng, Lao Jiang can let you bury you miserable!" Secretary Yan slapped the table and laughed.

"Haha··················· Hah! The cracks in the new leather shoes are really the finishing touch!" Mayor Qian also laughed.

"Hee-hee········· Hey!giggle············ You're not good people!" Secretary General Yu laughed and scolded.

Others beat their chests, stamped their feet, and even laughed to tears.

Zhang Wolf was also laughing, he was laughing not because of the joke Zheng Aiguo told, but because of the officialdom on the wine table.

Secretary Zheng finished speaking as the guest of honor, and then it was the turn of the host to accompany Secretary Yan of the Bincheng City Party Committee.

Secretary Yan was very steady, and when everyone was almost laughing, he said slowly: "Secretary Zheng told a joke about Lao Jiang just now, and I also followed the footsteps of the leader to tell a joke about Lao Jiang!"

Lao Jiang's wife is known as the four beauties of the Republic of China, which is coveted by everyone, and Lao Jiang also knows that many people are thinking about their wife, all where to go, this day Lao Jiang wants to go to the front line to condole, it is really inconvenient to take Mrs., so please entrust Mrs. to the three people who trust him the most.

These three people are: He Yingqin, Zhang Zhizhong, and Dai Li.

Before leaving, Lao Jiang was still not at ease, so he quietly put a blade in his wife's private parts.

A few days later, Lao Jiang came back from the front line and immediately checked the blade of his wife's private parts, only to see that the blade had turned into fragments.

Lao Jiang Qiang endured the anger in his heart and invited He Yingqin, Zhang Zhizhong, and Dai Li to take a bath.

In the bathhouse, everyone saw each other frankly, only to see that Zhang Zhizhong's descendants had their roots cut off, and Lao Jiang was secretly angry, good you Zhang Zhizhong lost Lao Tzu so much trust you! You wait for me!

Looking at Dai Li again, there is only a thin layer of skin left in the roots of the descendants, and Lao Jiang is even more angry! You are my student, my wife is your teacher's wife, what is the ethics?

Looking at He Yingqin's descendants and grandchildren intact! Old Jiang was greatly moved, and grabbed He Yingqin's hand, "Respectfully! My good helper! You are still good to me!"

He Yingqin felt a little guilty, but also a little happy, and opened his mouth as if speaking, "Aba·········· Abba ··············· Aba!"

Lao Jiang was stunned when he saw it, only to see He Yingqin's tongue cut into rotten strips of cloth!

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"Haha! Lao Yan, I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it! I usually look at you with a sanctimonious appearance, but you are so sullen!" Mayor Qian patted the table and smiled.

"A group of old hooligans!" Secretary General Yu scolded, not knowing what he remembered, he glanced at Secretary Yan, and his pretty face turned red.

"Okay! Okay! Lao Yan said it well! But it would be better to replace Zhang Zhizhong with Bai Chongxi!" Secretary Zheng commented with a laugh.

"Right········· Yes, you see, my political consciousness still needs to be improved!" Secretary Yan slapped himself lightly.

Jokes should also be about political consciousness, some leaders can't just joke about it, and Grandpa Bi will not suffer this loss in later generations.

Lao Jiang, He Yingqin, Dai Li, and Bai Chongxi are all Kuomintang, and it's no problem to joke about them.

Zhang Zhizhong is a patriotic general and a national leader.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, General Zhang Zhizhong served as vice chairman of the Northwest Military and Political Commission, vice chairman of the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, vice chairman of the National Defense Commission of the People's Republic of China, member of the National Committee of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, and vice chairman of the Central Committee of the Revolutionary Committee of the Chinese Kuomintang.

Therefore, joking about Zhang Zhizhong has to take a certain political risk, and Zheng Aiguo also reminded him kindly.

"Hehe! I can't talk about political consciousness! It's just a little bit of my personal affection for General Zhang Zhizhong! Everyone tells jokes and jokes! So much exquisiteness!" Secretary Yan made a final decision on the decision, picked up the wine glass and drank it all.

The so-called one drink looks bold, in fact, since the secretary general began to tell the joke, it is this glass of wine, and it is only the second glass tonight.

But no one dares to be serious with Secretary Zheng, and the leader is giving face.

"Thank you! Secretary Zheng's love! I don't choose what I say! I will drink this glass of wine with everyone!"

He can't help but be grateful to Zheng Aiguo for his maintenance, and there is Zheng Aiguo's sentence: 'Everyone tells jokes and jokes! So many exquisite!' As long as Zheng Aiguo is on stage for a day, no one dares to do things today.

With Secretary Zheng's words, everyone began to compliment Secretary Yan, after all, Secretary Yan was originally their top boss and the boss of Bincheng, so he naturally had to stammer.

A few more people finished the joke, and it was finally Zhang Wolf's turn.

"Xiao Zhang! It's your turn! You tell everyone about one!" Zheng Aiguo nodded.

"Okay, I'm not very good at it, so I'll tell you a joke I've heard.

It is said that there is a family in the village, the daughter-in-law is mute but ingenious, and the husband is blind, but he is very inquisitive.

Only the blind husband and mute daughter-in-law were left in the house, and suddenly heard that someone was setting off firecrackers in the village, and the husband's inquiring heart couldn't bear it anymore.

'Daughter-in-law, what are you doing out there? Whipping and beating gongs and drums?'

The daughter-in-law is a mute, and although she knows what it is, she can't speak! If it weren't for the ingenuity of the daughter-in-law, she walked behind her husband and touched her husband's ass with her ass.

'Oh!

Still not satisfied, the husband continued to ask, 'Who is married?'

The daughter-in-law thought about it and grabbed her husband's hand and put it on her chest.

'Oh!

The husband's curiosity came up, and he couldn't stop the car, so he continued to ask: 'Which girl are you talking about?'

The daughter-in-law grabbed her husband's hand again and wiped it under herself.

'Oh!

My husband was a little addicted to asking about things, "It's the kid from the second grandmother's family who is close to Feng Ding?"

The daughter-in-law was a little impatient, and she raised her foot to look at her husband.

'Oh! Oh, it's a second egg!'"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Several people who were drinking water squirted out.

"Xiao Zhang, you are really modest! You still can't tell jokes! You dare to talk about this a few years ago, you have to be arrested as a hooligan!" Zheng Aiguo laughed and drank the wine in front of him.

"I think Director Zhang's paragraph is the best joke tonight except for Secretary Zheng! It's worth two glasses in a row!" Secretary Yan finished drinking a glass and picked up the bottle to fill himself with wine.